Name me one good reason why you don't own an onahole?

poor and live with parents

I live with my parents and I'm afraid if i buy one the box will say what it is

How would you clean it?

>>34928030
i own one.

the pic related one is a good choice. all of the Venus ones are noice.

I bought a flesh light. Well 3 because it was a buy 2 get one 1 free so why the fuck not. They all feel the same and aren't that great. It's almost not worth the clean up to use them.

>>34928130
rinse it out in the sink. you can turn it inside out.

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>>34928030
>implying onahole better than dildo

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its basically just a fake foreskin with no nerves in it

>>34928030
I do, it's a lot better than using my hand

I have one. Sadly, she's tearing inside. I will shed many tears when her life comes to an end.

are japanese onaholes better than usa fleshlights? I'm genuinely interested about the differences

>>34928157
>>>/lgbtqxyz/

originally, too

I fear if I got one, I'd never get into a real relationship

>>34928030
I have a fleshlight, does that count?

>>34928030
>Name me one good reason why you don't own an onahole?
It's pretty much the point of no return. That's where I draw the line.

>>34928030
I own 3, it's way, WAY better than using your hand

>>34928718
I sort of thought that before. Nothing really changes. Life still sucks, you might as well fap better. It definitely feels way better.

>>34928030
I have one. Sadly it is nearing the end of its life and isnt tight anymore.

>>34928919
>>34928182
Let's have a big funeral.

>>34928919

Would you say the same about your gf's pussy?

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>>34928030
> Hand is enough
> Don't feel like cleaning it after blowing my load
> The one I have comes from Bad Dragon and was gifted by GF because we're both into furfaggotry and she thought I'd enjoy fucking a husky pussy (It's not my thing)
> GF's throat is better anyway

The only thing we get sometimes is a Tenga egg. She likes to put it in her mouth and suck me with it.
I don't know how she gets over the terrible silocon taste though.

>>34928030
Because the idea of cleaning one is disgusting. Oh boy, time to scrub fermenting smegma and dried semen off plastic. Great. No thanks.

>>34928201
yes, they're tighter and have more complex tunnel structures. Read the pastebin at >>>/jp/16555053 if you want to learn more

Because I don't have a dick and I want a dildo

Too lazy to deal with the complicated delivery

>>34928718
I lost my KHV status on tinder after buying one.

>>34929141
I want a kinky gf like yours

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>>34928030
They don't feel good enough to validate the clean up/risk of someone finding it.

>>34929463
>>34929167
>>34928130
Just rinse them with water real well and sometimes shake the cum out. Then you dry it out with a paper towel or something. It's not as bad as it sounds as long as you aren't a lazy faggot and just leave the cum in to grow mold.

>>34928030
Eurofag here.

I don't want to take the risk to order one and people finding out.

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>>34928030
this would be the

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>>34929565
reason why i dont

>>34928030
I don't have my own room, I live with my family and almost nothing can be considered a private space for my items.

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>>34929570
own an onahole

>>34929511
I guess letting the onahole mold would add a certain texture the next time you use it. Maybe no one has ever fucked mold before.

>>34929591
Motherfuckers have. Motherfuckers got infections.

>>34929511
Need to be careful with water left it in it too.

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>>34929565
>>34929570
Please tell me there was an onahole inside.

>>34929683
>>34929576
Nevermind. But wow, that's great.

>>34929671
Yeah that's why I dry mine with a piece of paper towel or something. They don't air dry at all and leaving them wet is guaranteed mold.

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>>34929388
It's great on most aspects, bad on others.
She originally got the onahole to "milk me"; she would masturbat me until I come, and lick the top of the onahole to eat my cum. I think she said she had the idea after seeing an old pic of Fenrir-Lunaris.
But the downside is that she's in fetishes I'm not into, and I still indulge to them for her (Like zoophilia).
Also the countless furs trying to hit on her, but we'ee safe on that level, she's balls deep in our relationship and it's been that way for 7 years.

>>34929738
I found this out the hard way. I was reading talcum powder can help too.

>>34928030
What's the best brand? How much should I be prepared to drop for a good quality one?

>>34929141
>my gf
where is the USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST?

>>34928030
because i can still get pussy

>>34928030
I own this exact one

>>34929995
sure, name one (1) rule he was breaking as listed on the rules page of this website

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>tfw Omochadreams still hasn't shipped your dolphin rubber vagina

Hurry the fuck up you damn krauts.

>>34928030
It hasn't come in the post yet.

>>34928718
Onaholes are just about normal. I draw the line at full-on fuck dolls

>>34930976
>13cm

that thing is smaller than my dick

>>34929112
Absolutely.
>Sorry Anastasia. You must be sent back to mother Russia. You kot is not V obtyazhku
anymore.

>>34928030
Because until Trump brings back slavery, I can't legally "own" your mom.

>>34930997
Asides from a few exceptions, they're all pretty much smaller than the average western dick.

It doesn't really matter though, these things stretch like crazy.

>>34931210
A your mother comment.
>9.5/10
Very well meme'd my friend. People are going to screen cap this thread and use it as a means by which to educate the next generation of original posters on how to produce high quality original content.

Dumbfucks u bought shit that is called lilith. literally way to open door for demons

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>>34928030
>Name me one good reason why you don't own an onahole?

because I have 3

I have one, the day after I bought it my sister fuckin randomly decided to clean my room while I was at work for 0 reason and she found it under the bed.

The only reason I can think as to why she had to clean my room that day was because God hates me.

Haddn't even used it yet and whenever I try to now it just reminds me how much I hate my life and family

>>34931321
A sex toy that summons a succubus? YES, who do I throw my neetbucks at?

>>34931356
So what if she found it ? Did she actually tell your parents or something ? I would've put it back and never mention it.
If she's a fucking snitch then you need to cut all contact with her and maybe even slap her a few times for what she did.

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Get the speed bump stamina booster sleeve and play some Cock Hero

>>34931426
yea I guess its not too big a deal, its just Im KHV and she has like a different guy over here every night, death is the only way I can know peace from that smug look on her face

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>>34928030
Is this you OP?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=46_d5XJ7L5c

>>34931512
you're telling me this guy can't get laid?

well fuck, I'm screwed

>>34931438
What is it with some guys not being able to stay hard?

>>34931574
I have a hard time staying hard by myself but when I'm with a girl i have no issues. Maybe just used to the real thing?

>>34931692
thats just normal -_-

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I have yet to find a way to acquire one in complete secrecy, recovering shamefag here

>>34928030
I used to have one when I lived alone, threw it out when moved back to parents

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>>34928030
They don't make these

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>>34928030
Because Im not a peasant.
>pic related

Just hump the bed while watching porn. The pressure between the bed and your body is a similar enough sensation.

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Does anyone here have experience with high-end silicone sex dolls?