Marriage Thread

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Marriage Thread 2017-02-17 04:57:58 Post No. 34927190
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Marriage Thread Anonymous 2017-02-17 04:57:58 Post No. 34927190 [Report]

I will marry the first girl to reply to my post.

Requirements:

1. Be a girl (female)
2. Live in the USA
3. Don't say you love me then break my heart 3 times in a row within literally a single week.

And that's it.

Anonymous 2017-02-17 04:59:48 Post No.34927223
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Anonymous 2017-02-17 04:59:48 Post No.34927223 [Report]

>Women at /r9k/

Wew, you must be new or very desperate.

Anonymous 2017-02-17 05:04:56 Post No.34927310
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Anonymous 2017-02-17 05:04:56 Post No.34927310 [Report]

>>34927223

There are girls here, the quality of said girls is another issue entirely.

Anonymous 2017-02-17 05:09:38 Post No.34927398
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Anonymous 2017-02-17 05:09:38 Post No.34927398 [Report]

>>34927310
Never mention that there are no women at /r9k/, I'm stating why you want a women a /r9k/.

Anonymous 2017-02-17 05:27:21 Post No.34927724
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Anonymous 2017-02-17 05:27:21 Post No.34927724 [Report]

>>34927190

Adding more requirements.

4. Don't say you will never leave me then leave me less than an hour later
5. Don't promise to see me and marry me multiple times then call me scary when I try to convince you to not completely disappear from my life
6. Don't call me the perfect person for you then say you'd rather be with some nerd your parents want you to date

Anonymous 2017-02-17 06:03:13 Post No.34928357
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Anonymous 2017-02-17 06:03:13 Post No.34928357 [Report]

>>34927190

Look I found some more.

7. Don't beg me to take you back after discarding me like trash, then do it again a day later
8. Don't promise me things will work and that I'll finally be happy if you have no intention of holding true to any of your words
9. Don't look me straight in the eyes with a smile on your face and tell me you love me if you intend to break my heart as soon as I go off to bed

Anonymous 2017-02-17 06:38:55 Post No.34928884
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Anonymous 2017-02-17 06:38:55 Post No.34928884 [Report]

But yeah besides all of those tiny things I think my standards are actually quite low.

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I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/