ITT we post our real names and then try to guess what people

Pointless thread desu
Just like life

Ridge

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>>34925421
>Sage
e

>>34925421

Justin the JEW

>>34925421
Furry and/or gay

justins wear baseball hats and have long shaggy black hair and smell like dirty laundry and bong water

>>34925421
justin fuckboy

Sposh

how about vlad

>>34925421

You're pretty average in almost every way and there's nothing really remarkable about you. You usually fade into the background and assimilate pretty easily.

>>34925502
you have a fetish for sticking long things up peoples asses

David N. Davidson

>>34925421
I had a huge crush on a justin in middle school, but he never paid any attention to me. I brought him a chocolate pudding during recess one day and he wouldn't take it. His mexican friend did, I think he felt bad for me but in high school I found out that he liked me and by then he'd been dating a really kind hearted Stacy (her mom taught me basic self defense and personal training) and they stayed together for like 4 years. I could've been happy like she was. But I'm not.
>>34925446
Ridge isn't a fucking name it's a noun eat dirt
>>34925453
In school my friend had a friend named Sage, he went to the charter school. He was blonde and I think a nice guy.

John
farfenhoofendiggen

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>>34925421
>post our real names

Oh, hello to you too alphabet agencies!

Mark
Oregonal

>>34925554
It's a very uncommon first name, but it is my first name.

I have an accounting bachelor's degree. I work as a software tester 1-2 years out of school. I'm a chubby chaser. I love economics. I love philosophy. I play video games. I watch anime sporadically. I have a large vocabulary. My girlfriend is around 330 lbs, mostly in belly and boobs. I collect antique and classic board games. I've done many kinds of drugs for recreation. Chronic pot smoker and drinker. Love chill music and metal music.

Come at me.

>>34925660
complete douchebag. all marks are douchebags, no exceptions

>>34925732
I honestly dont give a fuck dude im just telling you your name is a noun
your obnoxious willingness to tell me your whole life story without any prompt makes me think that we have some small thing in common at least
lonely and pretentious with no reason

>>34925732
>>34925774
wait shit
is this pasta
did i respond to pasta
fuck meeeee

>>34925421
>Trenton

>>34925798
I assure you this is not pasta. I've been browsing 4chan for years (seen the uprising and downfall of both /b/ and /r9k/). I've never told my personal story on any board.

I've posted maybe 12 times in my life.

I'm just drunk right now and bored.

>>34925774
Okay, I buy that. My parents were part of the 80s-90s generation of parents that wanted special snowflake names. Like I said, I'm just drunk and posting. Maybe we should be friends. I like to think I'm neither lonely or pretentious, but maybe I am both, after you enlightened me.

>>34925421
chase

origoni ravoloni

>>34925852
you're a manlet who probably still keeps legos

>nobody guessing
Idiots.
>>34925421
probably an average dude. not too sperg, not too chad. definitely done a sport before, swimming?
>>34925446
ridge racer. has a drivers license. has had sex before, possibly with a prostitute.
>>34925453
hippie parents, cool guy tho. smokes, but not often.
>>34925502
cyka blyat vladimir putin. eastern european. heavy drinker. soft spot for anime?
>>34925527
meme tier.
>>34925582
the MOST common, boring name imaginable. a common, common man. very average robot.
>>34925660
marky mark. unironically alt-right irl. reads the daily stormer. gone to a 4chan meetup before? browses /k/ and /pol/.
>>34925852
beta name. doesn't get out much. favorite food is fast food.
>>34925915
chad lite. has definitely had a girlfriend before.
definitely sex as well, and maybe some gay experimenting.

My name is Atticus.

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>>34925951
>chad lite. has definitely had a girlfriend before.
>definitely sex as well, and maybe some gay experimenting.
i wish

>>34925951

yeah heavy drinker, but no soft spot for anime, i actually left my networking studies to be a musician neet, partly because there were lots of weaboos in class and i felt weirded out haha

>>34925908
Alright man whatever
idk if youre lonely but you seem pretentious
so is everyone on this board though
so am i

also, done. we are now friends. nice to know ya

>>34925951
>>34925948
oh, okay then. You're not wrong, but fuck you for being right.

>>34925951
I have had sex with a couple of women, but nothing special. Kind of a cyborg.

>tfw chick wants to have sex but you aren't hard, even though she is your preferred body type

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>Braulio
How bad is it?

Orgiorgiorgi

>>34926761
br as fuck. hue
hue
hue
hue

Kale

this is oregano

>>34925421
>tfw Muhammad
I am not an Arab btw.

>>34927160
literally a vegetable. I doubt you do much of anything. hipster parents, probably yuppie born and bred. trust fund?

Jack

pastoli faggoriginoli

>>34927169
lying. either lying or living in an arab country. probably a muslim.

>>34927179
jack and the beanstalk. tall man? probably /fit/. definitely autistic. eats oats for breakfast and broken dreams for dinner.

>>34927199
Nope. LAST NAME IS Yusif. I won't give any more info. Don't need alt right cucks doxing me.

>>34927226
Oh, shit. So you're a nigerian then? Interesting, africanbot. Probably moved to America at an early age. Went to university?

>>34927216
true except I am trying to be /fit/ but i am very skinny. probably a side effect of the tallness

Hmm...

Maurilio.

jack

why the fuck is this unoriginal when i made like 4 fucking edits HOW MANY JACKS ARE THERE

>>34927641
A Jack once looked into my stall while I was masturbating. Fuck Jacks

>>34927608
italian. fascist, neo-nazi? right leaning, definitely. well read, I think. moderately active life, rarely showers. religious?

>>34927787

Wrong in everything but well read really.
Not really a common name around south america, so those assumptions are understandable. Interesting to know that's what one would assume though, only had suspicions.

>>34927608
That sounds like a random beaner name to an American. Or possibly Italian

>Tfw Marek

Jan

Originalreeeee

>>34928200
yugi boy, etc etc. card games and shit, aside from that, egyptian? libyan? north african of some sort without actually being middle eastern is my guess. moved to the U.S, probably enjoys....action movies?

>>34928208
a girls name? fond of prose, not to keen on poetry.

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>>34928294
It's not a girl name roooo

I'm in the netherlands, pretty common name here, usually associated with sporty shit

>>34928294
Completely wrong, not a one guess was correct mate. Czech actually, what in the hell made you think middle east? Ain't even mad cause fantasized and wanted to wander the desert since teen.

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shabtai

Raymond

o r i g i n a l s

Everyone calls me Chris, but my "real" name is Christopher.

>>34928877
well at least everyone loves you

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What are the top 10 robot names?

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Arnaud. (Pronounced Arno)
Go for it, see if you're right.

>>34925421
Alan
>try me

>>34928991
you were that kid who liked to burn things

>>34925421
Warren

uncommon name in the states

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Gregor.

Originalllyyyy

>>34929023
Not really. I liked to see how various cheap things resisted to catch fire though (Like sponges, pasta, pencils, egg slices, fabric, different types of paper...), just out of curiosity, but I burned very few things, as soon as they caught fire, I'd throw them in a water bucket.

Only interesting reaction I had was with transparent paper.

Nick
Full name is Nicholas but everyone calls me Nick

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Try me. Silas.

>>34925421
Chris

oresiginal

Michael.

origamidesu

Carlos
Idk why people write original comment underneath their post. But still oregano.

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armani

>>34925421
>Sam
plz respond

>>34929470
A regular guy who smokes weed a lot and has the potential to become "the annoying hippie". Has 2-3 friends

>>34929756
First time hearing that name. You seem like you only like milfs, read books and study for a bright future

>>34929796
You sound like a discount chad, like chad's sidekick

>>34929806
A common,generic person who unironically uses facebook, has friends but is not quite the chad, just a normie

>>34929075
Your name makes me wonder if you beat up people who don't agree with you. Gregor is a very aggressive chad name.

Mine is Ronnie.

My online friends called me ronman which felt nice because I don't have irl friends to give me nicknames.

>>34929470
A-are you my new bf???

>>34929858
Spot on with the reading; that's what I do for a living, basically. Milfs, not so much.

>>34929022
probably a cool guy

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Christopher
Origami for robot

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agnes

original

Theodor

>>34929918
you're fat or you have black hair

>>34929829
You're a decent cook. Probably good with puns, too.

Anton

>>34925527
You are a serial killer.

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tfw my name is literally chad

Blaze

>>34929851
You have speech problems.

>>34929942
You have a deep-rooted dislike towards your parents.

>>34929961
Overweight, probably have glasses.

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>>34925421
Oliver is my name

>>34930059
You own at least 3 shitty black trench coats and once threatened your parents with a dull katana.

Vetle, guess where im from

Dimitry

>>34929981
Interesting guess. But waaaaay off my dude. Also I'm not that kid from magic school bus. Try again.

>>34930075
Completely off.

Patrick


Orginal

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Leighton.

I have no idea what my name means, I think my father was a madman and I inherited his DNA

>>34930216
You solve puzzles on the side with a boy sidekick and dress dapper as fuck

>>34930216
>Leighton
>The name Leighton is an English baby name. In English the meaning of the name Leighton is: Herb garden. From the meadow farm. A surname and place name.

why didn't you just google it, herb garden?

>>34930059
Why speech problems? Did you know a Sam with speech problems?

>>34930263
I knew four Sam's throughout school, all had trouble talking, from lisps to stutters to full on mentally disabled. I associate the name with speech impediments because it seems like an easy name to say for people who have a hard time saying other names.

Also there was a really annoying tard named sam that would say stuff like, "Saaa-aaaaa-aaam I am" constantly.

>>34930240
>>34930249
>tfw ur a dapper herb garden who solved crime with his sidekick, meadow farm

>>34929984
you're a security guard

>>34930358
>>34930094
Now do mine

>>34930426
Dimitri is the kind of name 'd associate with a dank Russian Slav wearing black adidas trackwear with a bottle of vodka in one hand and his dick in the other.

>>34925446
likes bars, owns black jacket

>>34925421
tall

>>34925502
slim

>>34925660
mr.nice guy

>>34925852
autistic

>>34927608
would talk to

>>34928877
facial hair

>>34928991
nerd and skinny.

>>34929961
blue eyes?

>>34925951
you have a nice nose

>>34930074
good listener, but secretly sociopath

>>34930142
you could be anybody. you like cars.

:Lucas

>>34930480
Oops, misspelt.
Dimitry**

Oregano

>>34930500
Thank you for coming back and spelling it right

>>34930348
Yeah I guess I get that. Like the name Austin just makes me think of some kid wearing glasses with thick lenses and has stale ketchup all over his mouth.

>>34930496
I wish I had blue eyes. In reality they are pitch black.

Lucas sounds like a guy who likes electronic music and dreams about making music himself. Probably has blond hair.

>>34925502
Happy birthday! Wish you luck.

Oliver.

dodecahedral

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Max

I literally have the best name ever, fite me fagets

>>34930752
>maxie pad

>>34930752
>max
Are you a girl or a dog

Tor

try me

Cam
my parents weren't original

>>34930074
i am also called oliver
>>34930496
i feel like thats an apt assessment.

>>34931344
You are probably fat. And empty inside.

>>34931475
why? I'm curious.

>>34931599
Because i tend to attract damaged people who tell me their problems.

I also harbour a secret resentment for almost everyone around me, never confide in others and hate being around people.

>>34925421
Alberto the original

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Kai Friedrich

>>34931660
Maybe its because you feel like others are not capable of opening themselves the way you do and will not really understand what you could be trying to communicate? (and feeling that they don't really care about you. )
Probably projecting

Henrik-Johan
A double wich are common in norway

Kentaro the originalu

>tfw the anon who formed elaborate stories of names has left the board

Henry
originggjggagonj

Name is Albert.

Mr. Suprememe :^)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVOR34IZ4Es

>>34925421
Dimitri

>>34930529
>Tfw my name is Austin
>Tfw I've changed my name for that exact stereotype

>>34932227

faggot who can't get gets

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My name is literally Axe.God damn dad.

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Jafar
ddsdsdsdoriginal

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Kaspar
oregano

Apparently my name isn't original enough. Anyways
>Tobias

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>>34933488
bread loving, iraq living, kebab munching, helper posting, alt having, canadian born brown man

Riley

I'm not a porn star

Kostas

>>34927244
Sure did. I work in buisness. Nothing special.

>Phineas

I'm not eccentric or "quirky".

>>34933847
Your a failure and a drugatic

>>34934019
holy shit whos this

>Caine
original

Jake

i promise i'm not a chad

>>34935657
three guesses

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>>34935749
first guess
howe

Hanri

Abdul-Azeez

>>34925421
You're an asshole, Justin.
>>34925502
U r an impaler and probably have a shitty mustache
>>34925582
You're a faggot for sure
>>34925660
Such a basic name, like your personality
>>34925852
You definitely suck cock
>>34925915
Have you talked to Zoey lately?
>>34925951
Actually cool name, but you probably don't live up to the coolness of the name.
>>34927160
Actually worst name ever, kill your hippie vegan parents.

I'm Maria, nice to meet u

Morgan .

My comment is pretty original. Ayye.

>>34925554
>tfw no one will like a mexican :'(

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>>34935773
>>34935749
HWO IS THSI

Deven

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>>34936190
mbyeeehhhhh he hehh

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>>34936274
bles com bcak hwoe i stil lov u

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>>34936325
btbtbtbtbtbt

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>>34936325
habebeeeeeeeeeee

whaaaaaaaaaaa

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>>34936365
COEM BAKC NAO

Domagoj


>oregano
>orenolli

>>34925421
>Tyrone Sean

I'm not a nigger by the way.

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Carter

oregnino

Alexander.

>>34935911
Intellectual, but pretty beta, you watch anime.

Youcef

>>34930496
Hmu if you really wanna talk to me, I guess?

Only Lucas I know is a major overly-excited weeb, hope you're not that. You give me a sort of anarchist vibe for whatever reason.

Jesse
is it a cool name? im a dude

>>34937779

true. very true.
original commmmment

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>>34925421
janah
(dont know why they added the h)
>>34938896
Fancy writing for such an old name
>>34939588
We have to cook!
I bet you've heard that 10+ times this week already, huh?
Ye its okay

I got to names Angel and Ariel

>>34940139
actually, ive never heard that in my life

>>34930724

thanks bby

You have been muted for 8 seconds, because your comment was not original.

>>34940907
I'm sorry we didn't wish you anything properly btw

>>34925421
Samuel. Don't know other people with this name, just Sams

>>34942139
You were probably born in 1892

Andreas

>>34942603
You are hot and dumb. And maybe addicted to some drugs.

Ethan. Used to be a pretty rare name, it's picking up in popularity though.

>>34943567
You're a jew, thin af, maybe have douchy moustache.

>>34943625
>jew
No
>thin
Yes
>douchy moustache
Neckbeard, close enough. Good guess.

>>34937024
You like to play hockey.
>>34937779
Smart, reasonably socially skilled, your father is a contractor.
>>34938896
Jew.
>>34939588
You're a chad, get the fuck out.
>>34942139
You were the kid who failed all his classes but had a career lined up in woodworking.
>>34942603
Not American. That is all.
>>34943567
Very much average.

My name's Mathias. Roast me.

>>34925465
Fuck off, ulyssess!

>>34937779
You are very intelligent, thin, may not care about what you wear. Maybe you're a programmer or mathematician or some other geek.

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My name is Dario.
Do what you have to do.

>>34936488
You may be not black, but we both know that the blood of a hundred slave runs into your veins.

>>34935852
>>34933488
kebabbers

>>34933063
brutal

my name is jenny

Wolfgang

originaliopastioloa

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Name's Leo. Creole. Live in LA

>>34942139
Tyler, go home. Sam's dead.

>>34939588
Are you a cowboy?

>>34935911
Knew a Morgan in highschool. Didn't like how he looked. Reminded me of Keegan Michael Key

Harry
o
regano

>>34944189
You're a sleazy motherfucker

>>34944083
slightly ditsy
good intentions

Ryan

its average

>>34925421

>I am also Justin

You like anime and have a cat

>>34944876
Ryan doesn't like flat chicks
Loves it when a roastie has nice titties

>>34944966

Im gay tho

how many ways can i say that originally u dumb robot??

>>34944128
tfw I'm not a 'he' hhahahah.

Miguel. Comentario original.

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>Noah
expecting "beta"