>''the perfect woman does not exis-''

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>>34924596

God, I hate being unable to trap. Why was I born ugly and useless

>>34924596
if it has a penis its not a woman, anon

>women (male)
nice try scholmo

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>>34924596
anon... t-that's a guy

>>34924596
>remove dick
>remove pubes
There, that's better

>>34924626
anyone can be a trap with some thigh highs and arm warmers. you can be a T H I C C trap if thats ur issue

>>34924596
I should cosplay Felix

Every time I see this thumbnail in the catalog I think it's some extremely bottom heavy girl with super thick thighs and then I open the image and feel disappointed that it's just a skeletwink

>>34924670
dats bretty gey my guy

>>34924596
I'm not sure what you mean by this OP. You didn't post a photo of a woman.

>>34924596

>draw a catgirl(female)
>call it a catgirl(male)

What did the degenerate nips mean by this?

>>34924676
>super thick thighs
Are you fucking blind?

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>>34924596
Obviously not a woman, but cute!

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>>34924659
>remove dick
that's the best part faggot, especially if it's small, flaccid and feminine.
>remove pubes
i don't see any, that seems to be a shadow. anyhow, sometimes certain women look better natural. i prefer mine smooth tbqhwyf.

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>>34924596
Boys make better girls than actual girls!

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>>34924730
I don't mean when I actually look at the thumbnail, I mean when I get a quick glance of it while scrolling through.

The way the light catches the top of his middle knuckle makes it stand out.

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>>34924670
>I should cosplay Felix
do it and post the results please!

>>34924830
Yeah I guess I kind of see it now.

>>34924785
>small, flaccid and feminine.
i think you meant big, erect, and feminine

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>>34924949
>i think you meant big, erect, and feminine
i guess we all have our own personal preference when it comes to women.

>>34924661
not him but the issue is being 6'1" with man features

>>34924785
this image is shopped lol the original ass is disgusting

>>34925142
>this image is shopped lol the original ass is disgusting
Proofs?

I bet there's none and you're just a butthurt faggot.

>>34924596
Godlike boypussy please sauce

>>34924830
>>34924676
me too, I like that leg position and I came drooling to the thread

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mulieressuntinutilistoobeeonnestrapstranniessexyboypussy/clittoogoddamnedfuckingodlygood

>>34926086
Show me your boihole please

>>34926086
you're kind of fat

>>34924596
That's not a woman, retard.

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I just need to finish inside of someone.
That honestly all I need.

Most of you would not fuck a trap if given the opportunity. Can you really live with yourself knowing you came inside a dudes ass?

>>34924785
>feminine
>penis
pick one
shocking this isn't original

>>34926264
We need to empty our balls.
We will go to whatever lengths necessary to do so.

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>tfw somewhat feminine looking and pretty for a guy
I'd make a good trap if I went on HRT, but muh manvoice. I'd rather just be beautiful male.

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>>34926231
I'd let that boy and his bulge finish inside me any day!

Are traps even capable of anal orgasm? I never seen one without their man hands on their dick like a fake retard.

>>34926264
>he doesn't understand what a man is capable of when sexually frustrated and deprived of human intimacy

>>34926264

I'd take one on a date, but I doubt they would be attractive in person so I wouldn't commit to sex.

>>34924626
>God, I hate being unable to trap. Why was I born ugly and useless
These are the worst feels

>>34926086
do you like daggers?

>>34926357
I wanted to be top though, I should have made that clear.

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>>34926393
And I'm a bottom!

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>>34926430
I don't know where to go from here.
I'm just gonna stop.

>>34926430
>>34926498
You go inside the ass.

Where is the ass, anon?

>>34926529
It's near the butt.
I am not good at the romance, I'm sorry.

Why are gay robots so rare?

>>34924626
Why would you want to be a weak, effeminate man?

>>34926839
Are you having a fucking giggle?

Originally

>>34926880
Because it's hot asf orignal

>>34926978
Internet gay isn't gay

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Finland, YES.

oricomginmenallytary

>>34927258
Need more pics like that. Sissy's with alpha cum in their mouths.

>>34924596
>penor
fuck off fagott

>>34926086
What do you do to keep smooth? Shave? Hair removal creams? mmmm

>>34926358
Check Eva Lin's video where she comes with no hands.

>>34927383
*Venus Lux i meant!

>>34925169
It's been posted a bunch of times. A lot of the ass pics that get spammed by trapfags are shopped.

>>34924653
and that's much better

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>tfw no muscular stud to be dominated, degraded, and anally destroyed by while being asphyxiated, wearing a choker, tied up shibari style with ittybittysissyclitty bound in a cage, hypersensitive nipples pierced by metal rings with weights dangling from them, and suspended from the ceiling upside down hanging from the balls feeling the weight of each powerful thrust of his gargantuan cock (real cock, unlike a pathetically tiny one) pushing me closer to the ground, causing pain by being pulled from the ballpouch at the point where the rope is tightly tied

>>34926155
Man hes not even fat though, plus he probably got a nice ass no homo

>>34927469
i haven't seen it. and no one's ever really made that claim before. it's obviously someone trolling because the picture's gotten so much attention, and admiration. until there's proof, which there isn't it's just a lie. ive searched high and low.

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>>34924626
this
>tfw 6'3 negroid with deep af voice
its not fair

>>34927488
what a cute little dick

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>>34927488
Cute cat in all seriousness. Skulking around in the dark like a stalker, KeK.

>>34927488
How do they get their bodies so smooth? Shaving is a bitch especially by the balls and ass.

>>34927488
post more
that clit is super cute

>>34924596
ah yes, the usual trap tricks-
wear thigh high socks/stockings/whatever to hide your hair and muscle tone. except this time this guy is also doing it with his arms since this pic isn't just of his legs, like what traps usually do. and as usual, the face is hidden.

3/10 traps suck

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>>34927594
>>34927529
>>34927358
This cream is magical. Removes ALL hair beautifully.

>>34927488
b-but you forgot to mention how you're in high heels or pumps and are being cummed all over by a group of guys' gigantic cocks..

>>34927747
they're older guys at that. men that are 50 years and older.

>>34927488
I don't even care anymore. I'm definitely fucking gay. Jesus christ that body is perfect.

>>34927808
Doesnt it feel good to accept it? female (male) cock is the best.

>>34927513
>6'3'' negro
Fuckups on xvideos would appreciate. Most shemales on the website are black, ugly and swole as fuck.

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>>34927513
>>34927860

>be 6'5''
>child's voice

>>34927513
>>34927958
doesn't your voice change and become more feminine on the hormones?

>>34927969
Your voice actually becomes slightly deeper on hormones, but slightly softer as well if that makes sense.

Like a deeper voice woman for a lot of people over 18

>>34927969
No, hormones don't affect your voice at all... it's pure practise to improve your voice. That's why so many traps still sound like a man, or older trannies have fake falsetto voices.

It took me hours and hours of practise to improve my voice, I still think it sounds bad but apparently it's passable... girls comments that my voice is "surprisingly low" sometimes but there's never any more to it than that

>>34927987
>>34928031
>practice
so you're telling me that even after years of practicing, it's still a forced voice and not "natural"? i've heard traps/transgender with such femine voice.

>>34927639
Not interested in trapping, but does this work on pubes?

>>34928071
No, my voice is totally natural these days. Your vocal cords are muscles, so it's all about retraining them to be tighter and higher/softer. My voice is fairly feminine these days, and I actually can't even talk how I used to sound (which was insanely deep) because I'm thoroughly retrained my voice.

>>34927527
hahaha thanks, she's adorable and always is lurking around the corner (also though that's me, I didn't post the pic, I just happened to open this thread kek)

>>34928125
please post more
your so fucking cute

>>34927504
>it's obviously someone trolling because the picture's gotten so much attention, and admiration. until there's proof, which there isn't it's just a lie. ive searched high and low.
Look on the archive, it's been posted a couple times.

>>34928107
Vocaroo that shit.

But do it originally.

>>34927504
I don't know about the picture in question but many trap pics have been debunked before. It's usually edited out pimples, razor burn/rash and anus coloration.

>>34928125
that's not you stop lying.

>>34928169
then post it. i've checked the archives and i've checked every time this pictures been posted and all it's replies....not one picture posted as a reply claiming it's shopped.

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>>34927639
>rub this cream on your balls and your hair will fall out!
Something about this doesn't seem safe.

>>34924596
>perfect
>weeb trash
pick one

>>34928105
not him but I have the same cream. yes you can use it on pubes
>>34928254
it actually does work

>>34928254
If you leave it on too long you'll get chemical burns, but you'll be fine if you follow instructions

O-or so I've heard

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>>34928125
But it is, anon. I'm not lying

>>34928378
Meant >>34928207

Originalu desu

>>34928179
I would, but I'm being a phone posting faggot and vocaroo isn't supported on the phone. Maybe next time when I'm at a computer, sorry senpai

>>34928378
ok. would you mind posting a bit of your body as further evidence please.

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>>34928378
are you pic related the? :^)
hmmmmmmm

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>>34928473
Sure thing! I'm gonna go to bed now though

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>>34924626

I know that feel man.

I'm too much of a poorfag to even get started on hormone therapy. Thing is, even if I had money, I'm black. I mean, I don't look full harambe tier black, but it's hard to be a passable trap with black features. I just never had a chance even though I want to be a trap so fucking bad.

Ugh, I envy you white and asian guys.

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>>34928530
well your filename for the picture is that of a saved picture from this board. not original, that's why i asked.

>>34928523
>dat sexual sole
>dat butt

>>34928530
>tfw no THICC trap gf

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i really like this picture 2 tbqhwy guise

>>34928546
Which one? The original pic? That's because someone else posted that, I guess because they saved it when I posted it once before

Same with >>34928523

>>34928619
Thanks anon! If you do want to give a throwaway, I'll contact you :)

>>34928800
Emailed you!

going to bed for real now

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>tfw your threads almost always become fucken /soc/ style hook-up ones toobeeonnest

>>34928346
What about the bumhole?

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>>34929071
>tfw fourteen-eighty-eight ethical veganaryanmasterrace and tarps & trains be gay but I like them anyway toobeeonnest

>>34929130
Traps were accepted in the 3rd Reich

how do i achieve this body?

>>34929181
Also Hitler was a homosex and a pederast.

>>34929218
be a male

>>34929279

okay then what? Oringalio

>>34929285
be a (female)

>>34929218
>how do i achieve this body?
You better work, bitch.

http://www.xvideos.com/video8888291/work_bitch_compilation

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>>34929181
yeah I thought that might be so from all of my obsessive research but I'm so pessimistic that I just assumed that THAT's all wishful historical revisionism instead of the official record on all of that that's seen as wholly indisputable by 99.999% of people being fanfiction which I'm pretty sure is the case but I always assume that what I'd like to be true isn't because it's too easy to trick yourself into thinking and believing what you want to be true instead of what actually is

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>>34929307

>yeah I thought that might be so from all of my obsessive research but I'm so pessimistic that I just assumed that THAT's all wishful historical revisionism instead of the official record on all of that that's seen as wholly indisputable by 99.999% of people being fanfiction which I'm pretty sure is the case but I always assume that what I'd like to be true isn't because it's too easy to trick yourself into thinking and believing what you want to be true instead of what actually is

ikt famalamz. fucking (((revisionists))).

>tfw no new reich and redpilled traps once again

>males are better at being females than actual females

Are women really made to lose ? Never have I ever seen such a HUGE difference between capabilities of genders in any species.

>>34929503
Imagine if these males [who are better at being females than actual females] could reproduce/give birth. Would women be forever BTFO?

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>>34929547
Instantaneously blown the fuck out of the genepool, yup.

>>34929580
Scientists have really got to find a way to do this. Even if it's just a tiny fetus that comes out the butthole and then placed in an incubator or something where it develops and grows.

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>>34929600
It would be really interesting to see what masculine and feminine males' children would look like. Probably create some superrace, or something. Of all the things that science in all its awesomeness can bring about, it's wasted on wantonly abhorrent shit like trying to splice together horrid hybrids of animals and humans, and plenty of other horrible things that we'll likely never know about anyway. What a fucken disgrace altogether.

>>34929704
wtf i wanna eat that cum

>>34929292

how do I do that? elaborate

>>34929704
s-s-s-s-s-auce plox

>>34929741
shave regularly, and don't be fat.

That's all there is to it.

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>>34928537
i've seen pretty good looking black traps before. you just have to put in the work.

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>>34929753
I'd let you know if I knew, Anon.

>>34927258
more like that pls?
original

>>34924596
So chi sei

>>34926880
>Why would you want to be a weak, effeminate man?
I already AM a weak, effeminate man, anon

NOBODY wants to be a weak, effeminate man. That is why I want to transition and look like a weak, effeminate woman instead.

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>>34930204
I don't think that I've any more that are quite like that, Anon.

>>34930433
Whats her name again? She's a German, but I just cant remember it...image search isnt helping either.

A slutty tranny is far from perfect, and is not even a woman.

>>34930433
>>34930476
nicole charming

38sns838jas9as9

>>34930478
>A slutty tranny is far from perfect, and is not even a woman.
t. butthurt roastie

>>34929503
Males are better at being males that sort of look like females.

Your existence is shameful and degenerate.

>>34930433
She doesn't have her feminine benis anymore. She's got a disgusting vagina now. Yuck.

https://www.ashemaletube.com/videos/217044/i-have-a-pussy-now/

>>34930505
>pls gibe std ridden, anime convention bike

t. faggot

>>34930554
>pls gibe std ridden, anime convention bike
baseless claims. sorry roastie.

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>>34930615
>baseless

Is it not reasonable to assume that someone who posted a slutty picture like that online will partake in slutty behavior irl?

In any case, you carry on. At the end of the day, trapfags are there for each other, and straight people of the naturally occurring genders have each other too. No losses on either side, no worries

>>34930655
>Is it not reasonable to assume that someone who posted a slutty picture like that online will partake in slutty behavior irl?
it is. many people do that aren't slutty, at least not irl. show me some date that shows the correlation.

Bumping for best womenz with benises

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>tfw reporting trap threads is basically my job now

>>34931531
>tfw reporting trap threads is basically my job now
reporting them for what? are they breaking the rules? i'd report them too if that's the case.

>>34931531
>tfw making trap threads to shill and upset normies is my job

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>>34930655
>No losses on either side,
Your vagina gets destroyed from breeding, not to mention it's probably a gross roastie already. have fun with your parasite/inevitable divorce because your gender is insane.

>>34931531
>tfw posting them has been my job for 8 years. Every day they're posted here en masse, don't even have to post them and I'll see plenty.
>tfw one of us seems to be failing at their job

bumping

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_81bz857saY&list=FLA2yubtLIdyJv3Dw505ETGg

>>34924596
why did i have to be born so masculine and strong.

>>34931668
Vaginas don't get wrecked from standard amounts of intercourse. Sure, birth will tear it, and extreme promiscuity will wear it down, but a normal one is much healthier than a boipucci. The anus gets worn out, and that can actually cause problems.

But the point remains, trapfags view traps as the ideal, and straights like other normal gendered people. Women do not want to date males that are attracted to traps/are traps, and males that like/are traps do not like women, it is perfect.

It's almost as though trapfags are martyrs; eventually girls will realize that though most of them will not have Chad, they should be more than thrilled to at very least not date a trapfag. More gfs to go around for those who want them, and trap-degenerates will still have each other

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>>34931760
Anus doesn't get worn out, you're probably a landwhale who's taken eight billion shits so you should know better than anyone. Unlike a roastie which is RUINED after being touched once or if anyone makes eye contact with it.

I've dated girls and traps, every kind of girl you can think of. Traps are better in literally every regard, sorry the truth can be painful.

>>34931760
Someone sounds like they are in denial. Nothing wrong with liking boipucci anon.

>>34924596
Pls anon, gimme picture of qt girl (male)

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>>34931802
>P-please f-fuck my boipussy!!

>>34931802
Prolapsed anuses are a very real thing.

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>P-please fuck my pussy!!

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>>34931833
Not an issue with overuse, an issue with abuse.
>>34931827
Don't post your asshole and try passing it off as a boy's, roastie.

>>34931810
Of course she's in denial. Women can't handle not being adored and the center of attention. They're broken. Why is she even in this thread lol.

>>34931802
If you say so

Good luck, I guess. Be wary of prolapsed anuses

>>34931851
No need to post your failed sex reassignment surgery here, anon!!

>>34931880
That's my beautiful pussy after riding the cock carousel for a few years but now I'm ready to settle down.

>>34931887
>beautiful
I think you should visit your opticians, as well as try another surgeon next time!

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>roasty got so toasty she started posting gore
how mad can you be

>>34931903
Anon that is a biological girls beautiful vagina are you saying pussy looks ugly?

That's not a woman, OhhPEE

>>34931760
>>34931860
These posts smell of sardines. GTFO you dumb, fat and ugly roastie.

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traps pls r8 me

>>34931983
Where is your bodyhair, are you on estrogen too?

/r9k/ - prison gay

>tfw dominant tranny
The submissive ones sort of embarrass me.

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>>34932017
I'm relatively smooth. I'm not a trap, nor do I want to be one. I just wanna fugg them.

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>>34932066
34932017
numbers for originality

>>34932066
Are you asian then? I didn't know men could be that smooth naturally.

>>34932126
No. European. I do have some chest hair, light brown-blondish.

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I'll give this thread a bump. Why not?

>>34932126
have you ever met a black person?

>>34932857
I don't watch BLACKED sorry anon. You see shirtless niggers often?

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>>34931906
That's bebe.
She goes full mental when she sees a tranny better looking than her which is not hard.

Also she's a literal hooker.