/britfeel/

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>>34924579
what's going on on that island of yours?

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anime to be honest with you lads

>>34924579
>>34924326

Please help lads, I'm gettin frustraty over here. It's 3am.

>Tfw the leave voters haven't killed themselves yet

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L A D S
A
D
S

checked my OKC for the first time in a month, this girl popped up in activity feed

red flag or the perfect gf I've always wanted?

>>34924618
How about you consider Moving into a new house or the library

>>34924668
>The Library

It's 3am, the only 24/7 library is the University one which I can't get into anymore. I can't afford to move right now. I've considered all my options and I've settled on making his life as miserable as mine, so help me out goddamnit

>>34924690
Why can't you get into your university library? Can't get a taxi?

>>34924637
Go for it senpai, nowt to lose

>>34924618
Stop cleaning the fucking house mate. Just clean your room and let them live in squalor.

First for having to exist in perfect silence so I dont wake up my 3 year old niece.

>>34924776
I live here too, I am neet and have nothing better to do. I have to cook in that kitchen, I have to deal with the rodents if it's not clean.

I've tried it before, it doesn't work.

>>34924751
You need to be a student

>>34924618
>find the fuse box
>turn off all the lights
>douchebags will go somewhere else for 'fun'
>turn lights back on

>>34924831
They know where the fuse box is, they'll just turn it back on.

>>34924637
Jesus Christ. She's a miracle.

>>34924637
>>34924875
>I speak Japanese
>I collect video game, manga and figurines
>curvy

>>34924896
Why would a traditional virgin be online dating? Is she in some remote Irish village?

>>34924896
Yes, however:
>traditional
>virgin
>literally isn't even interested in quickies
>not defiled by chad

Of course this is self-described, but I'm willing to take that chance

>>34924812
Must suck to be a female and a neet

>>34924875
Or a liar.

An original liar

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>>34925011
I'm a girl(male)

Being a neet sucks, I only recently dropped out of Uni. Considering my options for the future while looking for work. Shit's hard, man.

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>>34924637
IN OTHER NEWS

THIS RELATIVE QT LITERALLY LIKED ME

W O W
O
W

>>34925040
This is very possible. It does seem weird to advertise that you're a virgin on a dating site.

>>34925059
>18
Suuure you are love.

>>34925078
There's way too many answered questions for it to be a bot, that was my first thought too

>>34925059
>white
>speaks english
doesn't meet current british standards, back to your fascist hole you go, kiwi

>>34925044
What was you studying? I had to defer some exams till April this year since I was in hospital.

>>34925059
>All of those fucking emoticons
She needs to play in traffic

>>34925059
>those fucking emoticons
Jesus I fucking hate teenagers.

>>34925067
She'll probably use her faux virginity to get someone to marry her and start putting out (except she won't, but it's already too late).

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>>34925145
Geography BSc, I took it as a course because it was the only thing I was good at in Sixth Form. I realised 2 years in that research and fieldwork wasn't something I was terribly interested in and the IT side of the course was dated and a waste of time. I dropped because I didn't enjoy it.

I might go back, though I've wasted 2 years and indebted myself a lot. I want to do something I enjoy, creative use of software.

>>34925177
>>34925178
they're called emojis now lads, keep up

>>34925181
she has to be properly thick to think someone will marry her before they get the goods

No, no one will by me accutane or visit nhs with me?

do coppers usually patrol around 3:30am

>>34925215
Drug dealer-anon here. I can have a look on the dank web I guess. Is your acne really that bad?

>>34925059
>studies a useless BTEC
>emojis
>looking for short term dating

go for the other girl, she's not as cute but she's perfect as far as roasties go

>>34925268
It is definitely not good.

>>34925257
In cares yes, not on foot

>>34925257
Yeah lad more frequently I find. One time last summer when Pokemon GO was the big craze we were in my mates car at 4am and they knocked on the window, probably suspecting drug use or drug dealings. Had to awkwardly explain we were 4 19-20 year olds catching pokemon

>>34925303
What other products have you tried?

>>34925327
Nothing.
Oregani

>>34925352
Seriously? Just buy a decent facewash and toner then. Why are you jumping straight to prescription stuff?

>>34925389
Cos other methods are just memes.

>>34925184
Isn't geography something you have to specialise into further to get the decent dosh?

It honestly depends what you want to do AND what you're capable of doing. I'm just finishing up my degree in finance. I've had to advise my flatmate on what to avoid studying (since he's a fan of creative subjects).

Nonetheless, first you should sort out your own gender identity before you even reconsider education.

The debt wipes after 30 years isn't it? And doesn't it start being collected after you start earning 21k+? I can only that be effecting the London students since they're getting that living wage thing.

>>34925422
You're basing that off nothing. I've struggled with acne all my life but there are products that help as long as I use them every fucking day (which is tiresome).

>>34925447
Yeah, the debt honestly doesn't factor too much into my decisions. I just want something to work towards that I enjoy.

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>parents are arguing again

No idea why they don't just get a divorce, they've done this ever since I was a kid.

>>34925514
too much hassle
plus, they both know they'd be alone if they split up

>>34925463
Having said that, I've just googled it and it seems pretty badass. Will probably get some for myself.

>>34925499
What do you enjoy then lass?

>>34925621
Sitting in front of my computer

Should I stay awake another 12 hours and feel like shit the whole time or try to sleep and roll the fucking dice on how awful that will be?

>>34925687
I tried staying up yesterday and then fell asleep fully clothed in an awkward position and now my back kills. So use that info.

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My life is going to be very empty once I finish the last stage of Theme Hospital.
I've never gotten this far since I was terrible at this game as a lad. Maybe corsix-th made it easy, so far there's been no horrible vomit or litter incidents and I don't think it has any rats.
Post 'em if you've got 'em

>>34925463
I want to solve everything once and forever. If accutane wont, then suicide will.

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>>34925712
I'm going to risk returning. Hope nothing bad happens.

>>34925734
Are you 15 or just meming?

>>34925763
Whats wrong?
Oregano

>>34925777
>I have acne and I refuse to try any products except a perscription one with a lot of side effects. Or I'll kill myself.

are you supposed to prick sausages?

>>34925860
>are you supposed to prick sausages?
Not usually

>>34925803
Whatever. I want a 100% solution. However I already failed all my life, still dont want to die though.

>>34925641
Consider Computing(You can specialise into robotics, no pun intended in regards to this board), graphic design or any FAME with marketing(marketing focuses on all the fun stuff that business does now like new marketing techniques (https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guerrilla_marketing#examples)

>>34925901
titty skittles will cure acne
but also make you infertile
and grow boobs

>>34925919
REEEEE I JUST WANT SOMEONE TO HELP ME, EVERYONE IS JUST MEMEING REEEEEEEE

>>34925901
I'm done with this weird conversation. Just try some Neutrogena or something holy fuck.

>>34925972
I went to my GP for something else, but also asked for something for my acne. He gave me some Zineryt, and that worked quite well.

>>34925972
if you have shit skin, you're fucked
I have shit skin
no amount of daily scrubbing, exfoliating, moisturising, changing pillow cases every night helps.

>>34926025
>moisturising,
This makes acne so much worse. You need to dry out your skin with a toner.

>>34926025
I mean generally. For a month alrealy I dont live, I exist. I stopped attending lectures, anf hife wrom mu depression in vidya all day long and no ono cares.

>>34926098
same
I've almost FC'd freebird

>>34926131
Can you be my friend? I just want someone as pathetic as I am

>>34926098
Where do you live?


origibloxiclox

>>34926209
sure
but only internet, I don't do well face to face

>>34926236
Almost Coventry.

>>34926247
Give me discord or something.

>Alex Jones live streaming from a tunnel talking about technocrates destroying humanity

>>34926278
I thought you wanted a friend

Another week of wageslavery incoming :(

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>>34926316
> I dont know what he means.

>>34926252
>Fucking Covs
Who /brum/ here

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>sleep instead of going to uni
>spend all hours of the morning watching mindless youtube videos
>tell myself I'll fix my sleeping schedule tomorrow night
>never do

3am lectures when?

>>34926411
I wish there was a uni for people like us.

>>34926411
Le me le me le me le me. I already gave up though. Suicide avaits.

Any night shift man in? It's quieter than I was expecting in this new place and there's no where to sleep so I'm going to have read until my shift is over.

>>34926533
Night shift reporting

>>34926533
night owl reporting in from night shift

I did acid yesterday it was worth it

je ne regret rien

>>34926570
I was thinking of doing acid next week. We're you on your own? What did you do whilst on it?

Became unemployed recently, neet sleeping pattern has returned

>>34926595
I was on my own

I watched an episode of cosmos a spacetime odyssey, listened to music, went for a couple of walks, did lots of thinking and judging and dreaming, and exploring my mind and situation

>>34926547
>>34926570
You guys doing anything cool on your night shifts or just pissing around like I am? I'm starting to get well hungry now but none of the vending machines in this place take notes and fuck all is open nearby.

>>34926671
I read and listen to music

Recently I wrote a short story and thinking of sending it for publishing but scared ot failure to be honest

Whats the chance of making it? Probably about 0.001%

How in fuck do I get back into education after failing my A levels? There's nothing near me that facilitates retaking them.

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Fennekin is watching me

>>34926700
I'm reading shit for a mandatory course I have to go to in a few weeks and it's boring the hell out of me, but I still can't go to sleep.

To be honest, ever since I've started work I've taken the mentality of going 'fuck it, it's not like things are ever going to change' when it comes to making decisions about trying to do something with my life so at the very least I never feel bad about anything anymore. If you want to get published you can give it a go, just don't be upset if it doesn't happen.

>>34926857
I failed my a-levels, did a BTEC. Was sort of reluctant since everyone said they're shit but I start uni at my first choice in september.

>>34926671
Mainly hang around on here, do. My actual work, and try not to eat too much shite.

I also tend to spread my work out as I don't have the motivation to do it all at once. I wish I could because I'm often rushing at the end of the night.

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>>34925712
>My life is going to be very empty once I finish the last stage of Theme Hospital.
Not exactly how I expected that sentence to end...

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>>34926450
>I wish there was a uni for people like us.
desu

>>34927046
I mean more like a physical uni for nocturnal people and robots.

>>34925712
how do you run it in windowed mode dammit

>>34926906
I usually have to wait for work to come to me so I can't guess how busy or quiet it's going to be, which is a bit annoying. I actually live on site and have been tempted to just go home for a bit. Even if an emergency came in I'd only be 5 mins away but I think if someone found out then I'd be in shit.

>>34927046
I actually did two modules at the Open Uni to get a BSc at the same time as my main degree without having to take a year out. I don't remember any shit at all from them but it looks good on the CV which is the main thing. They weren't overly expensive either but this was before the mad student loan rise so I don't know how much it would cost now.

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>>34927091
woooaaaahhh

considering I used to play this on the PS1, this is FUCKING amazing

>>34927003
>he doesn't think of his life in terms of Theme Hospital

>>34927091
In the original game I think you need to tab out if you're using DOSbox or something similar. If you're using corsix-th (which I'd recommend, though there are some trade-offs) it should be in the settings somewhere, along with the resolution.

nippin t't asda
getting food at 5am isn't that pathetic is it?

>>34927238
bet youll see all the lads with munchies haha

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>>34925712
>wake and bake
>coffee
>work
nice easy 6 hrs today. will be done at 12

>>34927238
Na, it's comfy as fuck. I wish I had a 24 hour supermarked nearby.

>>34927191
Glad you got it working, lad. If you're anything like me it'll succ hours away from you without you realising it.

>>34927191
try red alert 2 in 4k
that will blow your mind

>>34927193
More of a Rollercoaster Tycoon lad tbqh

>>34927183
How do you live on site? forces?

>>34927323
nothing memorable in the game
nothing like
>"Please no dying in the hallways!"

>>34927238

It's better to go 2-4 am, I've seen a few strange looking people around then. I've even seen people with kids.

cheeky bastard taxi driver constantly asking questions.
>hood up,head down
> means don't fucking talk to me
paid the cunt in 20 ps
heehee.

Turning 30 next month. I'm already burnt out, have zero prospects, zero social skills, mental health problems, plus I've already done enough drugs to fill a lifetime so I cant even go down that road again. What's the bloody point, lads?

everybody wants to be a cat

just cummed into a paper dish

not sure what to do with it now

>>34924690
piss disk him

>>34928395
Met so many "I'm not like the other girls" who say that

>>34927329
Surgeon working in hospital.

>>34928940
I've been rumbled

Anyone else burnt out on politics? I was super into it last year but now I don't want to hear about it any more, I just don't care enough to do the research and I refuse to talk about things I haven't researched.

I'm going to make a sausage and egg sandwich

Finished nightahift lads.
Some guy got knifed down the road and still came into my wotk for a bit scran. What an actual melt.

>>34928952
God help us. Kek.

how many series of full metal alchemist is there

2? There was the original and the movie, then they brought it back or are bringing it back.

Check wiki

>>34929455
I know right, they'll never know that they had hired a /wiz/ard apprentice.

>>34929496
2 anime series. First one followed the manga for a bit and then did an anime original ending, second one called Brotherhood adapted the manga fully. Just read the manga, it's better than both series anyway.

>>34929736
so they're both the same thing until the last few episodes?

>>34929760
No, the first series diverted pretty early on. If you haven't seen it then don't bother watching the first one, Brotherhood is better in more or less every way (I liked the OST of the first series though). Brotherhood is also the the proper canon story as it were.

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Feels Milhouse, lads.

>>34929803
which one has the snake girl getting killed inside al (?)

spoilers

Scared about getting on a plane today. Never done it.
Wish me luck!

will any robots in scotland please let me suck their cock while they watch anime or play video games

Morning lads. At least I have a 3 day weekend although I do have to spend one day pretending to be normie.

>>34930485
Have a nice time on holiday mate.

>>34930537
What you doing that's forcing your Norman to come out?

>>34930558
Some birthday dinner then going to "town" afterwards. Hate doing it but gotta keep appearences up.

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>sunny and warm today

need to go to sleep soon lads but its hard in this weather..

also got up for a piss during my sleep at 5pm yesterday and noticed it wasn't even dark.. the spring and summer can fuck off I wish it was comfy winter forever

150 mins of hell left. am fucked. actually trembling.
>muh gut
>muh butt
defo doctors for me next week.

>>34924579
is there any brit traps here?

how do I get a decent haircut lads? my hair's really thick so it looks like shit long but I'm sick of having a buzz cut all the time.

>>34930829
I have thick hair too
go for the geddy lee

>TGIF
I can now buy beer down the shop and not look as bad as I normally do when I buy it every other weekday

Feel like shit now I'm at work. If this hit 2hours eariler I coukd of had an excuse not to come in

why did bill burr age 10 years in 3?

>>34930820
hey, I'm a brit trap

r/ing the video of that Brit autist shouting at his parents

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Good morning, /britfeel/!

How are you feeling this morning?
What have you got planned for today?

Hope you all are feeling well and have a great day doing what you love!
Fellow wagies, it's F-F-F-FRIDAY! We can do nothing without work interrupting us now!

Anybody trying something new today?

>>34931079
going to bed in a few mins, hope I can bloody sleep... its very bright sun today.

found out my TV doesn't work so thats fun. have a fun day lenner

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>>34925712
Cock-a-doodle-doo, it's a shiny new day and the week's nearly over.

>>34931139
Nighty night, anon! Sweet dreams and sleep tight!
Maybe think about investing in a sleeping mask? I can't sleep without it anymore!

Oh boo that's not good, is it under warranty or insurance or anything?

why does it take chemists 10 minutes to take 1 (one) thing and put it in a bag

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>>34931191
no its an old shit one from 2011... but its good enough for my ps3 which runs shit at low res anyway.

I've got blackout blinds so only light seeps in from either side - its not a real bad problem but its quite hotter than it has been recently so I feel like im boiling and if i have to go to the toilet the light blinds me. Hate it when its like this... I hate summer with a passion and this is a sign it'll be coming sooner rather than later

>>34931236
Whenever I'm without my sleeping mask I usually roll a t-shirt up and drape it over my eyes.
If you sleep in your clothes maybe you can do that to cool down and block the light?
rest well, ebin

Lads I have a problem. For the past few months I've been shagging my girlfriend's flatmate on and off.

I thought she was cool and understood the situation, but I woke up to a very worrying text from her. She says that she's going to tell my girlfriend everything unless I break it off and be with her.

Not sure what to do now.

>>34931371

You're a cunt and deserve the incoming shitstorm.

>>34930998
his wife is sapping his soul

she probably poked a hole in the condom herself, and she must have made him get rid of the dog too. I know hes said its for the kids safety but he would have at least tried to train it, or hired someone to do it for him

>>34924637
>nihongo ga wakarimasu yo
this is not a very impressive sentence if she's trying to show off her skills. It's literally first year level

She could be innocent but there's also a chance she'll be a crazy

>>34931371
you should fuck off you piece of shit. you have a gf and a fuck buddy? you don't belong here.

>>34931371
get on the bold jezza kyles show and sort it out

>>34931371
do you actually like your girlfriend?
Why would you have a side girl if you truly did?

>>34931486

we already had this discussion, normies are welcome here

>>34931649
Everyone likes a bit of variety.

Also that isn't really advice.

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It's impossible to get a job that's not in retail or fast food.
How the fuck does anyone do it, I've been trying for three fucking years.
If I don't get a decent job this year I will kill myself.

>everyone in my family is chav council estate scum who had kids at 16 but I'm 19 and a kissless virgin. why did my mum bring me up as a beta autist...

Just shook hands with a guy with no fingers

>>34931730

There is no advice, either you go with her full time, or lose both.

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How does it feel to know that even at 12 years old your destiny was mapped out in front of you?

>>34931806
I'd like to beat the smug out of those little queers.

>>34931806
you just know the protoroastie on the left got shagged by the end of the night

>>34931844
Jealous of a child? That's just sad.
>>34931882
Undoubtedly.

landlord's wife's over again. KEEP THIS SHIT UP AND YOU'LL FIND SOME OTHER CHUMP TO RENT THIS ROOM BITCH

>>34931900
CAN HEAR THE STUPID CUNT SAYING THE KITCHEN'S DIRTY AGAIN. WHAT A STUPID CUNT IT'S PRISTINE. HOW DO MEN PUT UP WITH THIS

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>>34931281
I could use one of my towels I have in my room they've been used for something else though so they might smell a bit

>>34931900
>>34931940
is she hot though lad?

>SteelSeries Rival 300 just turned up

Fucking hell this feels beautiful in my hand. Light laptop gaming just improved by x1000

>>34931806
I went to an all boys school so it wasn't as bad

>>34931972
christ what a meme merchant you are

>>34931982
I heard good things about them and I wanted something relatively decent but not over the top. I was using a 5quid chink mouse before this which to be fair was not that bad but the scroll wheel kept fucking up.

Money well spent I think.

>>34931900
>fell for the renting meme

>>34932026
>fell for the being a virgin who lives with his mum meme

>>34931966
depends mate.

>>34932026
dude i pay 320 a month - everything included. it's fuck all.

>>34932054
>literally pays to be a cuck

>need to shit
>cant shit

I know as soon as I get back to my desk I'll be able to go

>>34932069
>literally is an adult child

Tell me this mate, what does your gf think about you living at home with your mum?

...oh, wait, that's not really an issue for you, is it?

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Well now I'm going to be a real faggot and post an unrelated YouTube link :^)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVOR34IZ4Es

>>34932116
>to be an adult you need to be bad with finances

>>34932147
>To be good with finances you need to live like a child right into your adult years, missing out on important experiences and alienating yourself from the chance of having an adult relationship.

So you don't have a gf, that's clear. But you reckon you are good with finances? Tell me this: how much money do you make?

>>34932191
>managing your finances means you live like a child

LOUIS, THIS ISNT NORMSL LOUIS. YOU CANT SPEND YOUR WHOLE LIFE IN YOUR ROOM IN FRONT OF THE COMPUTER

LOUIS COME OUT PLEASE LOUIS THIS ISNT NORMAL

should I be happy with 27 quid an hour lads? it's still pleb range isn't it.

>>34932203
Living with your mum is living like a child.

You aren't answering my questions so I'm assuming you have no girlfriend and you don't make any money.

Looks like the "I may live with my mum, but I'm just being good with finances" thing is just a story you tell yourself to justify being a pathetic coward who is too scared to grow up.

Very sad.

>>34932259
Oh by the way did I mention your OVERWATCH (released 24 May 2016) preorder just so you know this is a recent event and in NO WAY faked.

>>34932285
>children sleep in beds
>sleeping in a bed means you live like a child

>children eat dinner
>eating dinner means you live like a child

at last I truly see

>>34932278
I'd slash my wrists nightly for that kind of dosh ye fuckin twat

>>34932285
>>34932191
>>34932054
>pays rent so that his landlord's wife can live there for free
>gets really upset when you point this out

>>34932299
Adults eat dinner and sleep in beds.

Adults don't live at home with mummy and daddy.

Face it - you're just a loser. No matter what mental gymnastics you use to justify it.

>>34932319
I'm not the lad who lives in a shared flat.

>>34932278
Being paid hourly is pleb range, no matter the rate. What you want is a 60k salary.

>>34932329
>Adults don't live at home
>Adults can only live in shared flats

>>34932278
Just fuckin end it. Why bother at that point.

so you know they called shipman 'dr death'? somewhere there has to be a dr de'ath right?

>>34932335
>get paid minimum wage as a salary
Wild

I've been thinking a lot about a girl I was really close with for a while back in high school. Had a huge crush on her. Sometimes I think I would have had a chance, but I obviously never did anything about it. Maybe I'm just telling myself I had a chance to protect my feelings, I dunno.

After thinking about her every day for a month, I decided to Google her. Found her old Bebo and Myspace. Holy shit, she was so pretty. I miss her so much. I'm 23 and the last time we spoke was a brief Facebook conversation when I was 16 or 17. She had no interest in actually conversing with me. Never spoke to her again after that, and deleted my account soon after. Haven't used social media in years.

I'm so fucking lonely.

>>34932372
That's still 70k a year

>>34932389
Well it's friday, so why not go out tonight and meet some nice girls?

>looking into the military to escape neet life
>salary is ok, nothing great
>then read about how you need to pay for accommodation, food and your own equipment

what a joke

>>34932407
>Well it's friday, so why not go out tonight and meet some nice girls?
I was a social retard back then, even when I went out from time to time. Years of almost complete isolation has made it even worse. Not one time I try to socialise (like when I had a job for a short while) results in anything other than cringe. I've given up completely. I have no friends, and the only people I talk to are my parents and some Steam friends. It's already too late for me. I'm 23 now, almost 24. You can't recover from this. The fact that I'm looking up some girl's social media from when she was a teenager is testament to that.

>>34932428
Spare me the novel Joyce.
Just go out.

>>34932433
>Just go out.
Maybe next year, Anon.

>>34932423
>escape neet life

Why? We get to do whatever we want whenever we want to do it. The government also gives us more than enough money to facilitate our lifestyle.
It's an apex existence, others slave while we reap the benefits.

>>34932470
>We get to do whatever we want whenever we want to do it.
Yeah, but how many of us do? I've only met one NEET who is happy and makes good use of his time. I could have done so much over the past few years, yet I haven't. I've gotten worse. And, the worst part is, even though most of my time has been spent playing video games, I'm still fucking garbage at them.

Having free time means nothing when you lack motivation.

>Sitting on a bench in a park that overlooks some countryside
>Enjoying the view while listening to podcasts
>Munter of a woman, hamplanet and a cookie cutter beta hipster roll up in front of me holding their phones up
>Demand to know why I'm taking pictures of kids
>Wut
>"Seems suspicious that your playing around on your phone while there's a play area near by"
>Shake my head and get up to walk away
>"TRY TO LEAVER AND WE WILL MAKE A CITIZENS ARREST"
>They block my path so I just stay sat down
>They demand my phone and of course refuse
>Hipster goes for my pocket
>Really autistic about being touched by people so forcefully push his arm away while telling him to fuck off
>"THAT'S ASSAULT YOU JUST ASSAULTED ME!!"
>Sat there for a couple minutes while they make accusations while commenting how much of a shitbag I look
>Two coppers turn up and they immediately run to them bleating about what I have and haven't done
>They ask for my name and details but tell them I'm not giving them anything with these crusaders around
>Agree to talk with them in their car
>"WE NEED TO KNOW HIS NAME AND ADDRESS SO THIS PEDO CAN'T HURT ANYMORE CHILDREN"
>Once in the car they stand by the windows while their phones still pointing at me
>Chat with the cops, they check my phone, ask why I was there, ect
>After a while one cop gets out, tells the others to fuck off and gets back in
>They tell me to just ignore them as this is the 5th time they've head a report from them this week where it's turned out to be a guy on his own minding his own business

Looks like I'm back to nightwalking.

>>34932506
Motivation to become another cog in the machine?
No thanks.

>>34932423
>tfw too old and not fit enough for the army

>>34932529
Sounds like you cucked out.

>>34932534
>Motivation to become another cog in the machine?
No motivation to use your free time to learn an instrument or a skill or something like that, I mean.

Unrelated, but do British people intimidate anybody else online? I only play games with foreigners because playing with British people makes me uncomfortable. I kind of clam up when I hear voices, especially if their accent sounds local. I don't know what it is. Something about them being so close is kind of scary.

>>34931079
slavery over so off home. well upto a mates picking his son up from school n looking after him for a bit.
cba but i offered. and am getting some cash n weed off him so need to go up

>>34932569
Yeah but why? That skill isn't going to improve the games you play or anime you watch.

>>34932579
>Yeah but why? That skill isn't going to improve the games you play or anime you watch.
I don't know. A feeling of fulfilment or accomplishment, I guess. Don't you wish you were talented at something?

>>34932595
I am naturally gifted in a lot of areas, doesn't mean I need to pursue them. It's a lot of work for not much return.

>>34932608
>I am naturally gifted in a lot of areas
Most people I've met who say these types of things are the, 'Above average intelligence but lazy' types who aren't actually gifted at all. I hope you're not lying to me or yourself, Anon. What are you good at?

>>34931730
>Everyone likes a bit of variety.
If you're just using girls for sex you shouldn't have a serious relationship

>>34932529
As someone who actually likes to sit on benches in parks and enjoy the fresh air like an old man, this troubles me. Having to sit in a police car when you do nothing wrong is horrible.

is okcupid any better than pof? i barely ever get anywhere on pof, most of the girls that do reply to me are either hambeasts or incredibly boring. have only ever managed to get one date off pof and it ended terribly. im guessing there is no difference but i mind aswell ask

>>34932618
Pretty much everything mate, I've an amazing ability to absorb and recall information.

>>34932529

I hope you winked at one of them when you left

>>34931440
>first year

I LITERALLY learned this in the first 30 minutes. Along with the "yoroshiku onegaishimasu"

LADS. I NEED SOME ADVICE.

im feeling lonely about being single and its annoying me because i know i am just going to be wasting my time if i bother trying to find a gf. now so much because meh i cant get one but near enough all the women i meet are not worth the time or effort when i could be putting my energy into more useful stuff.

>>34932686
Yoroshiku onegaishimasu is first lesson "greet other people in the room tier"

I was never taught "nihongo ga wakarimasu" directly as a sentence to memorize, but had learnt the different particles and verb forms alongside specifically the word wakaru by about a month I think

LADS I NEED MORE IMPORTANT ADVICE

Where should I go for lunch

>>34932771
get a burger from arizona's

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>tfw stuck in East Devon
>learned last night that Saxons used to escape from invading Danes through the area I metal detect
>soon time to find the buried treasure

>made an american breakfast sandwich
>cheese ruined and overpowered the other ingrediants

americans ruin everything tbqh

>>34932829
>breakfast sandwich

I normally use rizla green to smoke weed with and I use the card it comes with to make the filter. It just occurred to me that the dye in the card might be harmful. is it?

>>34932829
why the fuck are you eating a sandwich at breakfast? you're just going to ruin your din dins you dindu

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*laughs awkwardly*
>I have no idea what to do with my hands

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>>34932890
probably
i use raw rizlas and can get roach booklet things
i normally order a box off ebay

>>34932890
>>34932947
is weed actually worth getting into lads? i have considered it but everyone i know that does weed became really lazy after doing it

>>34932979
I was already really lazy. it didn't make a difference to me. it just makes being lazy more enjoyable.

>>34932979
i'm naturally lazy anyway lad.
but i'll have a splif before work, doesn't slow me down any
i fucking love it me
been smoking it since 14 yr old.

>>34932670
Life?
Completed it mate

>>34933012
>>34933057
probably not going to do it, at least not now. i can relax and chill out with out weed, or having a pint will do me.

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A boy_ called me cute. My self esteem feels better.

>>34933095
good for you lad. i can't fully relax without it nowadys.

>>34933131
i have known that feel
good init?

>tfw your name is literally John Smith
>tfw your dad and grandad are also John Smith

you'll never know what it's like to have no identity

>>34933150
Badass name desu lad. You better name your son John Smith if you have one

>>34933173
i would take my wife's surname

>>34933150
shit beer desu

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>>34932631

this tbqh

Theres a park I pass through on the way home from work. Like to sit on one of the benches and have a smoke whilst looking at the stars
Now that winters on the way out and the nights are getting brighter theres a lot of kids/teens around
Going to have to find a new spot soon or probablly end up in a situation like the other poster

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>>34925712
You should play Darkest Dungeon lad, it's a comfy management game.

Also, posted.

Drank coffee for the very first time today lads. Now I have diarrhoea. Why do normies like this?

>>34931770
factory job mate
no skills
no qualifications
no resposibilitys
28k a year + x1.5 overtime whenever you want it

>>34932529
if this is real, im sorry, lad. Absolutely disgusting behavior by the people accusing you of a crime you didnt commit.

think i would of flipped out in your position, and would of had to force myself from hitting them.

i have anger problems. i remember when a bunch of lads were being a cock to me for no, i challenged the main guy to a fight, got really angry with him, and told him i was going to rape him mum, they all shit them selves, and backed off. a few months ago i was walking home and i thought a few lads where taking the piss, i started to get pissed off, and nearly hit them.

worried i am going to get in trouble one day. i am normally really nice to people but my chimp comes out when i feel challenged. fortunately, people very rarely bother me, and are normally nice to me.

>>34933369
fuck, did I fall for the STEM meme? I'm looking at that wage max as a starting wage.

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Lads, mum and brother are away tonight so going to get high and wank myself into a frenzy.

In other news the job center made me make an appointment with a charity shop for voluntary work. I wouldnt mind but they asked for 2 people to vouch for my nature, I dont know anyone well enough that can do that as theres a no friends/family are allowed to give me a reference. Dont actually know what to do. If I cant even get voluntary work I may aswell just kill myself.

>>34933418

That's your starting wage, most factory workers will never break 30k. Also whatever you're doing will be in a far nicer environment.

>>34933375
there was also another time when i was a chav tried to rob me, and i grabbed him by the throat and told him to fuck off. he had a brick in his hand.

>>34933466
there was another time a chav tried to rob me*

sorry, im half asleep.

Soup cunts. Had weird britfeel dreams last night mixed with some family shit and swimming across the Arctic ocean and being injected with drugs then drowning.
If you have bad skin, eat raw veg.
Anyone want to rent a small room in London?

>>34933510
How small and where in "London"?

>>34933418
eh its stress free work, with far more than enough money to live with, and with all the manual handeling it keeps you fit too and factorys are always hiring. all my mates who have degrees earn less with they're casual retail jobs, 'cause the fields they studied rarely hire. unless you re-train as a mechanical/electrical engineer, but still getting a job with no experience is still fucking hard

>>34933455
>never break 30k
kek do some maths lad, 28hours overtime a week avilable i break 30k and still have enough time to get drunk and shitpost everyday
also factorys are pretty nice places now'days all this health and saftey bullshit making the place workable for you soft cunts

>>34933550

>28 hours overtime

Enjoy your 68 hour week, you sure showed me.

>>34933550
I'd be surprised if they even let you do 28h of overtime a week.

>>34933544
Quite small in Ealing ish. Depends how long you want it for as well

>>34933578
I'll have it for Fri-Sun, for 6 months

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>free trial for origin access
>download mirror's edge 2 for free
>start playing
>hour in it crashes
>oh well i'll try again
>crashes after a minute or two this time
>look up how to fix it
>you have to unistall displaylink
>i've never installed displaylink
>i spend about an hour doing various fixes and tweeks to get it to run
>it just won't

>>34933565
oh thats just the max doing all of it is more like 35-37k, just saying 30k is nothing really. and this is with no qualifications past gcses

>>34933570
they limit us so that we have to have atleast 11hr out of the factory. at places with less strict lifestyle rules you can pull 16hr shifts everyday, rake in the cash and take 3 months off a year unpaid, and still make tonnes of bank

Scottish bank notes aren't technically 'legal tender'.

>>34933676
You end up with zero life for 75% of the year. What kind of existence is that?

>>34933705
Neither are debit or credit transactions, the word "tender" has a very specific legal meaning that doesn't really apply 99% of the time because it's related to debts.

>>34933717
BUTTMAD SCOTFAG DETECTED

LMAO I KEK AT YOU MY FRIEND

U MAD NIGEL IS COMING TO FUCK YOU UP?

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"So which one of us are you going to invite to Prom, Anon? You can't take all of us"

"You are going to Prom, right?"

I know 99% of you won't give a shit and will ignore this but I have no friends or anyone to talk to so I'm just gonna make a blogpost

In an attempt at normality, or what little chance I have left at it, I found myself researching tutorials and guides for things that come naturally to your average Normie.

Hygiene, cleaning the house, fashion, social cues, etc

I feel that if I at least hold up an illusion of normality, perhaps it'll not only make me happier as a person but help me out of the NEET life before it's too late, I'd imagine a normie would employ someone who looks and acts normie enough, whether they are or aren't

Obviously, a mirage isn't any substitute for having friends, or knowing what people actually do for fun, or even how to meet people with the same interests, but at least I feel happier when I shower everyday, have short hair and wear clean clothes everyday

Also the cleaning at least gives me a sense of purpose, I'm doing something helpful and not being a leech

>>34933755
far right because she's little and cute and doesn't have whore heels on

>>34933755
>Chilwell School
>in Nottingham
>people tried to tell me she was from Kent

>>34933755
>Left school early 00s
>No such things as proms then
>Or there was and I just didn't know about it

Thank fuck I finished school before proms, smart phones and social media. I think my childhood would have been a damn sight worse.

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>>34925712
I'm all out of cheerios so today was a sad morning

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>tfw coming up on 512mg of codeine
feels good
id recommend buying it at ur local pharmacy, like 2.49 for a box over the counter
post /comfy/

>>34933794
My school had one and it was shit. I didnt even go to the school anymore but they got me in to play the drums for the band.

It was organised by all the parents association people and cause its a grammar school they were all rich as shit meaning they booked a place with 5 quid bottles of beer and left the rest of us plebs to be fucked over

>>34933870
tablets? most the cool kids have codeine cough syrup but i think it'd be suspect asking the pharmacist specifically for the drink lol.

>>34932784
>tfw want to go detecting but it might rain
Odds I go, evens I don't

>>34933938
i've asked specifically in about six different pharmacies. none of them stock it. apparently they can it's just quite unusual nowadays. i just buy the tablets and extract the codeine from them. it's such a great drug considering how cheap and easily accessible it is.

>>34933794
We called them "School Dances" when I left at same time as you.

Prom is such a retarded word. Not quite as retarded as people starting to call knickers "panties" though.

Smart phones should be banned (at least heavily restricted in their usage) for anyone under the age of 18

>>34932784
really? Devon was one of the few places that never got conquered by the Norse in England, although they did inherit it at some point.

>>34925712
You ever play Dungeon keeper or Theme Park lad? Bullfrog sure knew how to make comfy games.

>tfw you only ordered pc games from the school book fair

Remember to enjoy NEET life, it can end at any time.

I've just been offered a job to start Monday. I'm not ready to go yet!

>>34933755
I'll take number 4 or 7.

Any of you lads remember Time Trumpet and Jimmy Carr's commercial breakdown?

Where can I watch them? Can't find full episodes of the latter anywhere
.

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Friday is finally here lads!
What are the plans for this weekend?

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>>34934047
>tfw been neet for 6 years

It's probably going to end this year though lads unless I can get some milf to be my sugar mommy.

>>34933345
I've looked into it, but it seems unbelievably frustrating

>>34934023
Can't say I ever played any other Bullfrog games. I wish I did, though, these sorts of games seem like a lost art now bar a few indie releases.
>tfw mummy only let you buy books at the book fair but one time I didn't and it was a complete waste of money

Anyone know of anything interesting to do in London this weekend?
Celebrating getting a new job with my gf

>>34933870
I get codeine tablets which are 30mg for my condition. Taking two makes me feel like a competent human being, how easy is it to obtain?

>>34934118

I envy you anon. I only ever seem to get 3 months before I have to wagecuck again.

>>34934144
Take a stroll through the sharia controlled zones and try not to get mugged on the tube home.

>work 80 hour weeks for 30k+ a year for 15 years
>live on 10k and invest the rest
>retire in 10-15 years at age 30
why doesn't every normie just do this?

Quick question.
Are any of you lads self employed

>>34934169

I used to work 60 hour weeks and I was exhausted, 80 hours is madness.

Most normies don't plan past the next weekend, that's why.

>>34934171

Kind of. I work for Arise so I have to be self employed but basically I'm a call centre drone that works from home.

>>34934158
Are you at least part time wage cucking?

I only need around 400 per month to live on since the house is paid for, my biggest expense is the council tax when I'm working.

>>34934211

I'm full time but the office is around the corner from my house so I'll be having comfy lunch hour wanks.

>>34931952
>tfw power cut at work but we have to wait around until it comes back
Unit 01 towel will look over you while you sleep and give you sweet lewd dreams
>pic
Is that you?

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>>34934133
It's only frustrating if you consider your heroes as having actual human value. They are tools. They will bend, and they will break. Then they will be replaced. Think nothing of their deaths.

It's an extremely fitting way of thinking of it.

It's a very fun game.

>>34934169
You'd go mental or die from exhaustion.

>>34934202
>I'm a call centre drone that works from home.

How does this work and is it something I can do?

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I'm 26 and I think I'm getting acne

>>34934269

I'm going to sound like a shill but it's really easy.

Search for Arise and follow the steps on the site. You need to register a business in your name so they can dodge taxes like cheeky cunts but it means you can claim a PC as business expenses.

>>34934300
What's the pay like and how many hours do I need to cuck for?

>>34934313

Minimum wage basically. You sign up for hours so you can pick the ones you want, most contracts are a minimum of 20 a week.

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>>34931079

Did all my reading for my seminar today, about 4 pages of notes and for once not being a useless pos. Looked at the presentation schedule... ah yes i was meant to be doing one today, I guess i'm hiding in my room and not bothering to turn up then...

>>34925712
Skitz cunt

>>34933131
everyone calls me good looking now (that i have lost 8 stone) still broken inside but it feels nice.

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>>34934341
So you're paid hourly and not on conditions or commission?

If so that's not bad

any one getting the new nintendo console?

>>34934380

Yeah you get paid hourly, but there are drawbacks. You need to pay your own tax and national insurance, and you don't get any sick or holiday pay.

>>34934118

>29
>tfw been NEET for 9 years
>no GCSE's
>dropped out of college
>can't drive
>live with my mum
>have no work experience
>could only find employment in the service industry on a 0 hours contract
>would be living to work just so I could be poor for someone elses benefit
>in work related ESA group
>down to 3 month appointments from 6 months
>not ready for work in the slightest
>suffered from anxiety & depression for almost half my life
>can feel the end coming
>too scared to live
>too scared to die

>>34934417
I'm pretty similar.

I'm considering just joining the army, the recruiter said they can overlook the depression thing as long as I don't go to doctor for a year and say I'm fine

>>34934392
probably will get it in the summer when i have free time.

>>34934392

I just bought 1 2 Switch for 2 quid off amazon. I'll get one after the launch madness, I'm in no rush.

>>34934440
i have always considered joining the army too as a last resort.

>>34934392
>falling for the nintendo meme

embarassing

>but but zelda

Enjoy your one game.

>1 year in tesco
>they finally upped my autism daydreaming night pay from 9.7 to 10.2 quid an hour, 15 on sun/holidays


Im rich lads, just ordered 4x 1kg protein powders of different flavours.

>tfw your dnp delivery is 1 day late

Only 4 more hours before i can finally go and buy a bag of weed lads.

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All you nerds who work in offices sitting on your ass all day have it lucky, you could be doing manual labour for hours.

>>34934537

I've done both extensively and I would prefer labour desu

>>34934484
It seems like it can be a good gig but you can also get fucked. From what I've read online most soldiers don't even see combat now.

My friend joined the army a few years ago and all he does is fuck about in Kenya.

>>34933755
you mean the valedictory?

fucking yanks polluting our culture

look who popped up in my matches ok okcupid

https://www.okcupid.com/profile/Farshnuke

HELP lads I'm in job centre and some smackheads is od'ing next time me

>>34934631
Go through his pockets, he probably has some cash on him.

Better you spend it on anime figures than he does on smack.

It's the right thing to do

>>34934631

Don't tell anyone and leave him to die lad. It's the best thing for everyone.

>>34934598
>From what I've read online most soldiers don't even see combat now.

sounds decent then. we are not at war really with anyone so its not surprising. There is isis but i imagine its mostly drones that kill them. if i hate my life by 25, i will give it a proper consideration

>>34934598
I have a friend who joined the navy as a little shitlord and he's come out the other side with a wife and a flat in plymouth and now he has a job inspecting mining equipment, he doesn't actually have to repair anything he just has to say what needs doing

>>34934440
>>34934484
>>34934598
It's good lads. Reservist here. It's mostly training at the moment and you get all sorts of development opportunities.

In other news, I keep having aggressive panhandlers on my trains. London is ridiculous. Not happy lads

>>34934688
what do you doing for the training?

i have been doing weight training and martial arts on and off for the past 4 years.

Who has learned or is currently learning grorious Nipponese? I bet Len 'Into the Water like Lambs to the Slaughter' knows his way around hiragana. I'm 25 characters in now. Over half way, then I can start actually learning words. Having a separate alphabet is inconsiderate as fuck.

I had my phone facing up because the train was packed and this woman was giving me suspicious looks. Realised I was pointing it at her. Probably thought I might be taking pics. I look a bit pervy today. Unshaven. Suit with no tie. No attempts at fixing hair.

>>34934392
Nah I don't care how much Nintendo fanboys hype up Zelda, that is an open world Ubisoft game

>>34934166
Moving to London was a big shock for me being Welsh.
Saw more non whites in an hour than I had in my life.

just had a right conversation with my mates kid
>anon i know when muslims drink
>w-what. go on then when
>at night
>ok
then i thought he might of been confused so i asked him
>what do muslims look like
>they have brown skin!
must be ramadam or something n there's some at his school
then had a half hr talk about life and death.
the life off a 6 yr old n a sperglord babysitter

>>34934738
Japs are evil, learn Vietnamese instead

>>34934738
nihongo ga hanasemasen you weeb fuck

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Feel like shit today lads, don't know what it is, just not feeling right.

>>34934855
But muh animes

>>34934859
But muh animes

Also I want to go on holiday there one day and they're very xenophobic. That in mind, it's necessary to learn the language. I'm not even a weeb, I know it would be a shit place to live. It would still be a nice pleace to visit though.

>Reasons to buy a Wii 3
>....
>....
>.......

>>34934900
You will never learn the language well enough. They will treat you like a pale skin dog.

>>34934900
i went for 3 weeks and only used very basics, was useful to be able to read a little bit though.

>>34934871
might be anxiety. go get prescribed some drugs

So depressed am considering tinder. I'd probably do well, but deep down I want a NEET wifey. I like Stacys tho. Mebbe am just hawny