>tfw trump is deporting me I never been to Mexico, what to do?

>tfw my parents is an immigrant from one of the countries from the muslim ban
>tfw they're a naturalized citizen so it would be nearly impossible to deport them without legal cause
must suck to not be an actual citizen. if i wasn't a citizen and i got deported i would be in your situation; i can't speak my dad's native tongue, i'm not a muslim, never been to the country, etc.

>>34924316
*parent. only dad is an immigrant, mom is a dumb racemixer that got SHAH'd

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>>34924316
my parents were born here and my grandfather fought in ww2. They sent us papers today to leave and they are taking the house.

>>34924365
Yeah, nothing fake sounding about this at all

>>34924365
Haha nice one ladd

>>34924365
You really think someone would do that? Just lie on the internet?

>>34924203
Are you a student, anon?

>>34924203
>be at mall in san ysidro, literally a stones throw away from the mexican border
>see fuckton of shacks/houses built on the foothills
yeah, sucks to be you, dude
dont get kidnapped

>>34924203
Don't drink the water, good luck

>>34924203
mexifag her
living here isn't so bad, you can have a decent life as long as you aren't a complete retard (which most mexicans are, hence they live miserable lifes).

>>34924203
If you hsvent been there you arent being deported you stupid spic

>>34926055
How do I get a cuerno de chivo over there for home defense? I know they're illegal but nobody has to know I have one at home.