>tfw my first ever 4chan post I posted my email publicly

You too? Man I feel like less of a loser now.

>>34923121
>tfw my first ever 4chan post was ''i'm 15 and...''

>>34923121
Is this a "my first post" thread? I got a good one.

>asked /r/ for sauce on a hentai
>used a fucking tinypic link for the picture instead of uploading it
>uploaded that Windows stock wallpaper of the yellow flowers as a placeholder
>also included my real email cause I thought it would notify me of replies
>post thread, it vanishes (didn't know about noko back then)
>"i'll just find it when i get reply emails"

I'm pretty sure my first post was in a CP thread on /b/

>>34923121
I did the same thing too, and uploaded a video of myself because I rolled 0 in a thread on /b/

>>34923121
My first was a forced meme on /tv/

I'm too fucking old to remember mine. I've been here since 2007. I'm sure it was shit.

>>34923121
I think my first post was calling someone a newfag on /b/. I felt such a rush of adrenaline posting it.

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>>34923121
>mfw my first thread reached bump limit

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My first post was a hitler shit post on /h/

>>34923443
hello fellow /07/

Mine was after a couple months lurking.
Asked someone to clarify their /that kid/ like post.

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>tfw have anxiety about accidentally filling in the Name field with real name because of auto-fill

>>34923887

Same here senpai. Kek

I don't remember my first post
Probably on /b/ in some stupid roll thread 8 years ago
Ifeel like I have a horrible memory because I barely remember before junior high

>>34923121
My first one started with
>Hello, I'm 16 and ....
Everyone called me bait, but I was 16... Almost cried

My first post was on /b/ like 10 years ago thanking them for being my friends. Everybody called me a faggot. Years later I saw someone post the demotivational poster (remember those, kids?) screencap of the thread where it said OP was a massive faggot or something

>first ever post was from a PSP
>had to copy a massive amount random letters & numbers into another field
>never did that again

What the fuck was that about? Any other PSP browsers back in the day?

>>34923121
>my first post I un-ironically used "XD"
I got alot of (you)'s but they were mean.

I posted a cat thread on /b/, trying to be nice

>tfw 4chan.com didn't work

oh well

>>34924121
Holy shit, you're like a celebrity. For me at least,

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>tfw first post was a disgusted reaction image and it was in a loli thread on b
>tfw i fap to loli everyday now

>>34923355
Literally fucking same

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>be 14. between middle and highschool
>get best friend who is a bit more autistic than me
>one day over summer at his house
>"anon you're pretty cool, check out this website, theres rules though you can't talk about it"
>he moved away a few years later, haven't spoke to him since.
Fuck you Brandon, ruined my life by showing me /b/

>Tfw there are kids on here who remember their first post on 4chan

Really makes you think..

I genuinely can't remember what my first post on here was. Can't even remember how long I've been coming here.

Every day has been exactly the same since I got here.

>tfw my heart was pumping really fast after I made a troll thread that got 200+ replies

I remember some of my first posts were in the ::stopsound:: threads during the 2010 World Cup
I didn't post for a year or two

>>34923319
lmao same, that was the whole reason I came to 4chan in the first place, I was like 15 and mobile posting/99.9% lurking from some super old nokia

saved a bunch of illegal pics too

I think I was about 12 or 13 when I started posting on /b/, I used to say I was 16 to hide it, kek what an idiot kid I was

some of my first posts were using that jim carrey time to fap image on /b/

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>>34923121

My first post was a failure. I had to self bump it 5 times before it got archived. Why even bother?

>>34923286
top keks anon how old were you? I was 15 when I first posted on 4chan and I did it, let's say, properly B)

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>tried to make a poorly made bait in /b/
>sad that it wouldn't get replies
>samefagged

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>>34923121
>signed up to hentai site with real name as username
>commented on a doujin cause it was bretty good
>site has no way to delete comments

>>34923121
this happened to me too and some plus
>my crush, a tripfag at the time, made fun of me in the thread
>some Anons searched for my name on Facebook
>they posted the pictures and called me ugly
>it wasn't even me
I was 15 at that time, the embarrassment was amazing

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>>34923121
hoyl shit, click thru this niggas post history he actually did it

>>34923286
>uploaded that Windows stock wallpaper of the yellow flowers as a placeholder
Kek, I gagged with the toothbrush.

My first post was making a Professor Layton thread on /v/ that died with no posts. I was 13 then but I had lurked for two years.

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i didnt know how to restore the name to anonymous so i typed it in

I did that once on mu years ago. I thought that all the replies to my post would be sent to me.

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Oh fuck I have one
>start thread on /b/
>asked for some fighting anime
>no reply
>post again, "hey I need fighting anime. Hello?"
>don't see the post
>refresh
>see it
>for some reason I thought it was someone else's post
>reply to it " yeah me too. No one is saying anything."
>continue to have a conversation with myself not knowing it
>realize it after 12 post
>later that day it gets 400+ replies people laughing at me because I was to stupid to know what I was doing
Man 2008 was a rough years....

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>didn't know about noko for months
>would have to try and search and F5 for my threads every time I made one

Please tell me I'm not the only one

My first post was a "dubs names my cat" thread on /b/. In the end i got dickcheese.

>>34926690
>mobile posting
>old
mobile users started around 2010 which was the start of decline of the internet as a whole

>>34923121
Mine was in a thread on /b/ back in 2007, dunno about what.

I typed anonymous in the name field cause i didn't know it generated automatically

>>34925028
>tfw it was 4chan.ru at some point

>>34923121
>lurk more: the thread

>tfw took a full year of lurking to learn how to reply to posts.
>tfw replied to only tripfags using their real names and the reply to thread button below
>tfw 4chan was my first taste of the internet
can't even remember first post but was pretty sure it was a nudes roll thread back when the only time amateur tits came on /b/ was femanon whoring

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>>34926218
i too know that feel

>>34923121
I don't remember it was in 2006. But I was already heavily paranoid about interner so I didn't post mail or anything. In fact I mostly lurked for months before posting for the first time

Probably my first post was in some interboard raid thread

>'06
>migrated from some obscure forum and SA to 4chinz
>also underage
>lurk a little and it turns out there are 2-3 posters from the same forum I came from
>they're also technically newfags
>post something about shitting on a puppy while playing duke nukem
>save CP and other stuff on family PC
>few months later I'm shitposting at mach 3, got myself and the country IP range banned
>worth it

alright this ones weird. not my first post but the only one that really stands out

>2011, be 14
>find a dead bird on my backyard
>figure i'll post it on /b/
>"wat do /b/? inb4 stick it up my ass"
>obviously everyone told me to stick it up my ass
>i did it
>like not up the anus but it was in between my ass cheeks. i covered it in glad wrap beforehand

thread got a shit tonne of replies though. one guy said that he'd do something similar on the exact date of my thread two years later

>tfw i marked it in my calendar and he never delivered

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>>34923121
>My first 4chan post was on /mlp/
What the fuck was I thinking

>>34923121
Once posted my IP address.

>>34924111
>16
>Almost cried
Anon, how were you so sensitive as a teenager?
How did you talk to anyone?

>>34923121
I can't even remember my first post
I lurked a few years before I started posting

>>34928248
I used to do this also. I didn't know about 4chanX back then to update the thread. lol

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>>34923121
>been using 4chan for years
>never used "Copy image" feature
I've always just downloaded the pictures I needed and then picked them from my hard drive. I've known I could do this for ages but I was too afraid of change.

I'm going to try it right now.

I remember alot of newfags on /b/ got doxxed years ago, because they left the Exif data with geo tagging intact.

>>34923121
>Finding for-chan back in 2007
>Cool site but no idea how to post
>That is ok, I like reading
>Mind blown several times
>A place for other depressed anime watching destined for failure people like me? Oh sweet!
>My sweet summer child eyes are being opened as I lurk and learn, notice how newcommers are hated
>Absorb information, assimilate to the site and culture
>And it's pretty fun too
>Learned enough ropes, time to see how this posting works
>Oh shit I answered to a thread! And I can WINRAR and GAR just like anyone else!
>All these new words, learning these wondrous meanings they have and how they are used
>All this culture normal people would shun right out
>The epic /b/, oh wow now I am really using this site!
>This alien feeling of fitting in, this unexplored frontier of early memes, people you otherwise would not associate with, a real underworld where I belong!

And now it's all gone to shit and people just hop on into here from whatever site without bothering to learn the ropes, and some posters never do.

In all honesty 4chan saved my life. I was a superautist and mentally at the level of a 12-year old, no idea how social interaction or anything worked. Using this site made me grow out of that autistic shell and even realize my own autistic faults, and suddenly I was no longer getting bullied in schools after that and could connect with people like I had never been able to do. Still a KHV but at least I am aware of myself instead of thinking I am a normie. Nothing is worse than an autist who is not aware he's an autist

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>the grifter

It was a simpler time. A better time.

>>34924181
I used to read anime fanfiction from fanfiction.net with mine while taking a shit, oh those memories

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>>34926973
>been here 12 years and still can't figure out the memetic formula to cultivate a successful thread

FUCK I WANT TO GO BACK TO THE GOOD OLD DAYS

FUCK YOU ALL FOR MAKING ME REMEMBER

This isn't 4chan anymore...
These are not Anons anymore...
SOCIAL MEDIA WAS A MISTAKE

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>>34932867
>"Copy image" feature
The what?

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>>34932945
I don't know either, but I'm not going to give anon the satisfaction of calling me a newfag by asking

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>>34932945
When you look up an image on Google Images, instead of saving it to your hard drive you can select "Copy image", then use ctrl+v on a post to post the image without having to save it

How the fuck do you guys remember these things. I can't even slightly.

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>>34932945
>>34932957
>they seriously dont know about the copy image feature

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mein first post ( get it? le ebin hitler didn oothing wrong refrence? xDDDDD) was in le ebin good teims of 2015
i was direkted here from a reddit thread to do some ebin le troleing xD

This is my first post.
Btw where is the like button?
Some of you guys really crack me up.

>I used to think that when people replied saying Winrar that they were accusing you of using winrar to somehow hack your post number.
>I remember getting quads in one thread and everyone replyed with Winrar.
> I was like no guys i swear it's not a Winrar i got that number legitimately.
Ya I'm pretty autistic

>>34933993
You fucking autist that's kinda cute nohomo ofc

My first post was in 2010. I asked for tips for cleaning jizz stains off from my monitor on /adv/

I did too. I'm guessing a lot of us did, without realizing it.

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>>34932888
>first lurk and post on /x/
>spend months searching for the grifter on TOR


At least I found that CP snuff is real

>>34929965
What country are you from that you got the whole country banned?

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>>34923121
>it's an "accidentally posting your real name on 4chan" nightmare

>tfw you get trips within your first time posting
>Tfw you're really proud of it but can't tell your friends because they have no idea how repeating digits are actually status symbols.
I think I still have my first get screen capped somewhere.

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>mfw my first ever post on 4chan was telling someone to kill himself

>>34932874
Because of that, to this day I am still scared to post a picture that I took with my phone

my first post was on /mu/ talking about the doors and i got called a pleb

>first time on 4chan
>go on /v/
>see a cool game
>decide to download it later
>the next day my internet goes down for a week
>look it up after a week
>turns out it was a one giant virus
Lostboy.exe was a wild ride

>>34923121
Mine was a /co/ thread on South Park.
Funny because I really don't care about that show now

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>>34924798
>>34923121
Low on content .jpg

I'm sure my first post was "Tits or gtfo" on /b/

I used to post on /s/ when I was around 12 or 11 just cringy shit my first thread was on /x/ about my house i got roasted hard I remember I was so proud of my first thread I linked it to a friend
First posted on archanine a year or two ago about filthy frank

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>first post was calling some random guy on /b/ a nigger

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My first ever 4chan post I accidentally started a new thread instead of replying

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My first post was shitting on Nintendo on /v/

Got a decent amount of replies for a first post

my first post was in some porn related board. when i was 14-15 perhaps, i don't quite remember.
i did nothing wrong i think

>tfw put anonymous in the name field

>deviljho stands upright and sneezes dragonblight

Has there ever been a dumber move? What does it even do?

>my first ever 4chan post i posted a really shitty meme about stairs and nobody responded

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>tfw your first post never got any (you)s

>>34937647
>her glasses are 2 "end of speed limit" signs

This was my first post on the site. I had been lurking for a bit before.

http://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/38862690/

>>34928206
you should have realized after 3 or 4 posts, not 12...

>>34932731
Same here anon. I just wanted to talk about a stupid show without getting judged.

my first post was from a nook

>>34938276
/pol/ is now the main body through which the cancer enters the site

it's a damn shame what happened to the board, because even liberals like me and Moot could acknowledge that in 2011-2013, it was arguably the best, most creative board on the site. 2014-2015 is when it started to decline, although it was still good sometimes. 2016 election season is when it reached the point of no return.

I blame Milo for directing people and the media to it during the election

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>bookmarked the very first thread I visited
>wondered wtf happened to it the next day when I clicked the bookmark and it was gone
>tfw this happened over a decade ago

>>34932920
controversal opinion or anything that goes against the board
Replies guaranteed
go on /v/ and make a thread " Guys, I think we actually need feminism in our video games. We must progress as a community. Diversity is strength"

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>>34938429
you got here around the same time I did. I remember constantly being called a newfag. now I've been here almost 4 times the amount of years of the sites existence when I got here and was called a newfag
>tfw you really are here forever

>>34928248
I used to also do this when I was a newfag

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>tfw got trips on my first ever 4chan post

>>34925122
You too, huh? When did you see the light?

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My first fucking post was when i was 9 years old

i posted on b, on a gore thread, and i thought gore was a cartoon

fuck my life

I believe my first post was back in 07/08 in one of the old-school /b/ threads about candleja

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>first found out about 4chan in 2007 from "epic 4chan gif" videos on youtube
>was 11 years old at the time, took me a while to figure out how to post
>made a post saying "hey guys what's up?"
>got 0 replies
>saw a porn thread, got my first boner, and left feeling scared I would get a virus
>didn't actually start browsing for another 2 years in 09
>have been browsing ever since

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>>34937269
was this one?

orogonologiolo

>>34928406
>le phone killed the internet
>the internet started declining in 2010

m8 classic web was mostly dead by 2000, some of it survived until maybe 2005; 4chan was sort of the last representation of it. the phonefags were just the final nail in the coffin.

>>34932874
How do you remove Exif data? Do you just screenshot the original photo then post that?

>>34936712
I still fuck up and do that occasionally.

>>34932887
you kind of wrote this in a gay way but I kinda agree with your overall point

/pol/ developed its own culture in its first few years, and even liberals like me and Moot could recognize how hilarious and creative it could be. it was distinct from any other era from 4chan but it was arguably better. then gamergate happened and /v/fags flooded the board. moot tried to drive the movement-minded moralfags away, but it didn't really work. /r/thedonald and trs flooded eventually too, and the board got way too much attention from the media and outside world during the election. now it's basically a giant circlejerk with stale rebbit memes being posted without any kind of shame. they think just because they're right wing that that means they blend in. and I guess they do now, since I think the original userbase is greatly outnumbered. it's worse than /b/.

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my first post was literally "how to make money on internet" and it was not even on /b/, i started browsing this site from /x/ but i surely would not make that thread on there. damn if only i remembered what board was it and why did i ask it.
anyway got called retard and troll from 15-20 guys and then it got deleted

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Who here /totse/?

That was where I spent all my time online before 4chan.

I wish I could remember my first post

I thought heaven was just one person