>dad named you "Royalty" >mom okayed it

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>>34922880
just fuck my kid up senpai

I bet you are nigger

>>34922880
I like your name, to be honest. It's not a common one, but I think it's a nice name.

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>>34922911
probably a dude, too

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>>34922880
My name is Xia, I live in the UK,

I wish I could have round eyes and pale skin.

>>34922880
are you a dude? if so you got hosed

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>>34923016
is that supposed to be a guy's or girl's name? Also are your parents immigrants or something?

>>34923075
Girl's name, though I'm a trans man. My grandparents from both sides are from Hong Kong, making me third generation.

>>34923100
Well at least people can call you Roy, right?

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>>34922911
whites do that shit too anon

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>>34922880
coulda been worse

coulda been latrinius or la'genius

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>>34923232
My transition has been shitty though, I'm a skinny narrow-face. If anything I look like an anorexic dyke more than a man.

>>34922880
I'm really glad my parents named me a normal classic name.
Matthew doesn't bother me at all (prefer Matthew to Matt, fucking HATE Matty).

If your name is Royalty and you don't have a crown then I'm gonna be pissed.

>>34922880

I wish my parents named me Slaanesh but well we can't have everything.

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>>34923253
it can be worse than that, actually

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>>34923326

The haircut is on him though. Some people just want to see their shit fucked up.

>>34923326
pahahahahahaha fucking nigger is a walking meme

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the trailer park and the projects are more alike than different

>>34923100
hi since you're a trans man. Do you still have a vagina? Are you pre-op? Maybe u can help me lose virginity since you understand the pains of being a male.

>>34923100
>>34923284
>asian
>female body

how small is your cock?

>>34922880

Just shorten it to Roy (or Roya, if you're a fembot) for all purposes over than legal documents.

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>parents named me "Riker" because of fucking TNG

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>>34923575
But Riker was a pretty cool guy though

>dad named me after anime
>mom was ok with this
Speed Racer

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>tfw named muhammet but am white

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>>34923100
>though I'm a trans man
NO GIRLS ALOUD TITS OR GTFO REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>34923326
>quindarious
how the fuck do they even come up with this shit

>>34923575
You can tell everyone it's because of the prison in NY.

>>34923745
Some faggot on /b/ named his kid Twilight Sparkle. There was a pic of the birth certificate, but I can't find it right now.

>>34923100
wow a name like that damaged you so much you became trans huh?

remind me to name name my kids brad (male) and Chloe (female)

>>34923246
Cash is an actual name though and what the fuck, is that kid really 5'10" at 12?

>>34923988
Being named Speed Racer is at least better than being named after a pony

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>>34923246
>12
>5'10
>161lb
That 12 year old could kick my ass

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>named "jonas"
>birth certificate and legal documents are "joenas" because my parents are fucking idiots

>>34922880
My name is Dudu. I'm a roastie.

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>>34924381
>Dudu
rofl

do you have a nickname?

>named "dillon"
>dumbass parents spelt it "dylan"

GOD FUCKING DAMN IT.
Back in high school, I'd get teachers who spelt my shit Delin, Dalon, Dillin, etc.

>>34924381
What the fuck I thought my name was shit.

>>34924427
bait post dood

>>34924408
>my name is dudu

You think anyone would use my nickname even if I had one?

>>34924555
what I meant is, that you wouldn't tell people your name is dudu

like if your name is "egbert" you just say "i'm bert"

>>34924575
>1st day of class
>roll call
>whole class knows im dudu
>whole school knows I'm dudu

>1st day in uni
>in lecture
>lecturer asks questions by jumping up and down register (also as way of catching out people who aren't there)
>stops on dudu
>whole lecture room laughs
>like an idiot I put my hand up because i don't want him to mark me absent
>everyone knows im dudu

I've learnt to live with it.

>>34924685
you should look for some middle-eastern guy named Anil to be your bf

>>34923016
Where abouts in the UK, you got contact?

>>34924685
are you SEA or what

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>mom named you Chad
>End up a robot anyways