/britfeel/

THURSDAY IS OVER
FRIDAY IS HERE

IT'S THE WEEKEND
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUqcBwQjj4k

>>34917543
KilI Jester

yea, you should put green walkers cheese and onion in the window. Imply a split dimension, because that obviously what's happened

whats up? i get money and i say get my swag on

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"So which one of us are you going to invite to prom, Anon :3"

Yes. Where is the union jack?

>>34917616
Filthy slag 3rd from the right

>>34917543
Open a delicious refreshing can of Barry's Red Cola!

>>34917616
>prom
chad can take you. I'm staying home

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>>34917616
Put them through gruelling challenges to see who is best

>>34917616
"Who let the fatty in? Remove her from my sight immediately."

>>34917616
Chubber second from the left or the tall butterface in the middle. More likely to be grateful for the attention and put out.

Just fixed a family friends computer and received the hefty compensation of 1 bottle of beer.

>>34917616
How can you judge them like that? you'd have to see them in optimal conditions. one photo is hardly fair, is it? better to see and know them in more ways, such as character and personality.

>>34917674
Fucking hell lad, don't drink it all at once. Was it a difficult repair?

Ungrateful fuckers.

>>34917616
they look absolutely terrified. probably try for all at once, if they don't run away. i think they're all sexy, but just what on earth is in the bag?

>>34917692
It's a far cry from giving someone a case of beer for doing a job for you

>>34917674
Cheap cunts. Tell them it's 20 quid next time.

>>34917616

Fat arm, vacant expression, hair too floofy, eyes too small, freakishly large, can tell from her expression that she's evil, too timid, bewildered-looking, man shoes

I'm taking none of them and staying at home watching animes instead

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>>34917513
Bring back piggy. Reply if you want the piggy back, or if you ahve any advice for me when I go to Job Centre+ tomorrow.

>>34917674
d'aaaw how adorable. what did you do exactly?

>>34917630
correct answer

>>34917616
where is this from? I'm sure I recognise third from left

>>34917763
It's Hannah's sister. Some autist managed to find her FaceBook

>>34917738
omg i didnt see that, totally missed those cute booties. women should wear flatter shoes. high heels deteriorate the leg muscles :'(
boots and trainers are so much more comfortable.

>>34917736
I basically did. They said that they might need help with other things and would be willing to pay

>>34917761
Internet was working but the laptop refused to connect. Did a fair bit of shit to it and eventually started going again but to be honest I couldn't say exactly which bit did it.

>>34917763
gawd i love filthy slags. i wish my crush was my filthy slag. cor.

>>34917616
The blonde is the only one lucky enough for me to take on a date to get to know. Of course I'd rag the others until they were red raw but the blonde has a look of class about her.

>>34917829
You living in a Carry On film m8?

>>34917741
piggy good. only saw it a few times but seemed alright.... but let's not bring back piggy, but have something new.... can we not be a bit more creative if we're bringing personas into this? let's not have boring lives, shall we? i know all my fellow anons feel the same.

>>34917803
High heels ruin your toes as well if you wear them all the time, the funniest part is girls continue to wear them even when they hurt.
one of my Grandfathers partners used to wear heels all the time and they crushed her toes to the point where they were folded on top of eachother, she had to have all her toes broken and have long rods put through them to re-align them.

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>>34917793
it's against their will or what? or do they not know?

>>34917867
It's hannah posting it because she's jealous of her sister's big tits.

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The SSRIs have completely killed my dick. I have no desire to wank and cannot cum even if I tried, I have no interest in porn or sex anymore. It's a floppy dead fish down there.

>>34917853
no, i just really love her, and want her to be mine.

>>34917917
it's so not the right format for this. can't we all just talk to each other and see what happens? seems more organic desu

>>34917922
Providing it's reversible, I'd kind of like that. It's liberating to not have to wank.

What do you lads think death will be like? I bet it'll be comfy. The long nap goodnight. Real NEET hours

>>34917947
If she posts the rest of those lassies info I'm sure we can work something out.

>>34917922
chop it off. it's the only way to be sure. consecrate it with fire.

>>34917917
really? how do you feel?

>>34917956
Its reversible, this always happens when I take them. However it's not as great as it sounds.

>>34917970
Better than this that's for sure.

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>Getting bus home
>Bus stops at the top of town to let 1 person off
>Driver proceeds to start reading paper
>At 8 'o clock
>At night
>Wait 5 minutes for him to start driving, no avail
>Get off
>15 seconds later bus passes me as I walk from the top of the town

If I see him again I'm going to rip off him arms and re purpose them as a pair of tasteful back scratchers

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>>34917513

Where are fembots?

>>34917970
The same as before I was born. I won't feel or be aware of anything. I'll close my eyes end fade out of my current life, then start forming memories and becoming a new person in my new life.

Currently shower posting. Quite comfy but it's gonna be cold when i get out

>>34917976
what you bringing to the table then? words?
better bring your all or nothing. what's your point?

Exam results tomorrow lads. Know I've messed one up but the other 3 should be ok

>>34917995
This is the thing I believe will happen, and also the thing I want to happen the least.

This life has been enough.

wen do you lads think it will be a norm to buy a sex robot?

i imagine most of us here will be marrying a literal robot in the future if we havent killed ourselves by the time they are out

>>34917983
nothing is better than being together with friends.

>>34918006
Waterproof phone?

>>34918023
Hopefully the next life will be a better one.

>>34917995
>New life
I don't believe there is anything after death but if this does happen I hope I'm born a cat.

>>34917970
You'll instantly come back into existence, because "nothing" doesn't exist.
A thousand years could pass, heck, a billion and you wouldn't feel those years at all.

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>>34918023
not enough. stop talking. make a new life. or die the old death.

>>34918039
Yeah. S7 edge. You have to keep it out of the stream to be able to type well but gets the job done

>>34917616
The one farthest to the left. She looks cute and seems nice.

>>34917995
Do you think robots will become robots in the next life?

>>34917922
there's a good lad. keep it up and you can fly to the moon.

>>34918043
>>34917970
>>34918023
Consider this, lads.

It might not even be this planet you open your new eyes on. It might not even be in this galaxy. You could wake up after death as a form of life we haven't even imagined, and you might have no idea that human beings even exist.

>>34917993

Wow, that's not a deeply pathetic and disturbing image or anything.

>>34918099
I don't know desu. I don't know if out personality is tied to our consciousness or a product of our experiences.

Say if you're born into a chad body, you have better experiences growing up and become a different person than you would if you were born ugly.

>>34918128
Did you get lost on your way to /soc/? Are you aware of where you are right now?

>>34918079
wee or water? surely have to keep water off it to do recording and shit???
technology is amazing, isn't it?

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>>34918088
don't be arbitrary. use reason and intuition, not wild guessing. don't forget the third element and the base.

>>34917970
I like to think that this is the tutorial mode. After this we pass into the over world and can fly around, munching on tiger bread with a blanket wrapped round us, floating through space. With this https://youtu.be/RRfHbyCQDCo playing in the background, and you can just cruise around in space chilling and playing GameCube with other NEETs you come into contact with.

>>34918128
genuinely thought it was real for a moment

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>>34918190
sounds boring. real life is more fun tbqh

i could be a normie but i choose not to be because i find them depressing, and what they do normally get in the way of my own interests.

am i robot by choose? what am i ?

no bully

Anyone else going to spend most of their time in VR when it becomes cheap enough?

>>34918208
You wouldn't be allowed in. I'd eject you into the sun

>>34918219
you;re a victim. be creative.

>>34918144

No, and yes.

>>34918193

I've heard a lot of those realistic sex dolls get returned with stab marks and shit, and I found them pretty unsettling before I knew that.

>>34918219
If you live a robot lifestyle you're a robot.

>>34918239
nah, im being serious. i dont have a problem making new friends, its just that the new friends i do make are normally degenerate. i have robot friends.

>>34918246
dont know if i would say i have a robot life style

Lads, my girlfriend and I are thinking about going to live on a tropical island for a year or two.

We can both live very well off our freelance earnings, and they'll go even further over there. Any thoughts?

>>34918293
do you have best friends?

>>34918312
do eet

>>34918293
You're not a robot if you have friends, you just kind of a nerd.

>>34918312
Watch out for the bogdabugs

>>34918312

How would you buy tiger loaf?

Didn't think about that, did you?

>>34918343
forget that. a person can live on love alone.

>>34918293
degenerate? Is this robot speak for fun?

>ywn live in a tiny niponese apartment with a qt gf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYVJbupG3Xg

>>34918312
If you're normies, you'll get bored after a month

>>34917616
Do all comprehensive schools look like prisons?

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you guys do know that dancing is a replacement for sex, right?

>>34918363
Japan feels are the worst

Been a dream of mine for over 10 years to tour the country, especially the rural areas, for a couple months

>>34918365
They have weed there. I dunno if we'd get bored.

It would be 2 and a half hours from NYC so we could always go there for the weekend when we get bored, I have mates there.

>>34918372
yes. no. depends on your hemisphere. are we still in britfeel?

>>34918365
i don't want to be normal. how sad and boring.

>>34918358
spending all your free time taking drugs and drinking is degenerate. i like having fun, and driking, but people literally spend all their free time taking drugs or playing video games, i dont know what could be less degenerate?

>>34918336
fair enough. dont think most people would call me a nerd though because a lot of interests are considered masculine, some are kinda nerdy.

>>34918333
kinda. i have known them for years.

>>34918393
Bermuda?

Orig

Is your dick supposed to rip straight through the top of a tenga egg?
Fuckin thing snapped on me mid stroke.
Six quid for an okay wank.

>>34918391
the worst? nigga a buddhist wrote a letter to the land. the actual country. like mailed it and delivered it to a hole in the ground in the middle of the country n shit. talking about worst. damn. have some respect. fuckin reverence n shit. fuck.

>>34918363
10:55 THE WORD COMFORTING
oh boy
Comforting
He he he he be as maharaja haha hahahaga comfirting

>>34918374
Don't have to room to dance, lad. I'd need a mirror too to make sure I'm not just rhythmically sperging out.

>>34918391
While I like that they're tough on immigration, it kind of sucks because I'll never be a valuable enough person to migrate there.

>>34918424
Yeh, I hesitated with the word 'nerd'. You're probably a normie by most standards, just not a chad.

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>>34918424
who are you to judge anyone, you degenerate?

>>34918428
>Six quid for an okay wank.

My fucking sides

>>34918425
Nah Caribbean.

>>34918372
All the ones that were built in the 60s and 70s do.

They're all that same brown concrete prefab because it was cheap as shit and this country barely gave a toss about any kind of aesthetic after everything got bombed to shit in WW2.

>>34918374
So is masturbation.

i think there is enough here. special thoughts? in closing or quips?

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got next week off from college come tommorow, going to treat myself with japanese food after I clock off desu

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>all these download(#).jpg images
Fuck off

>>34918424
The word degenerate is so fucking miss used. Unless you're doing something truly important, doing what they're doing is not any less valid than any other hobbies. As long as you're doing the basics, work, school etc... Your free time is your free time. And getting fucked up is no more meaningless than any other activity. Sounds like you're judging people for having different interests. Its purely subjective and not objective which is what degenerate implies.

more disaffected? i don't think outright hostility is what we are trying to portray :p

>>34918014
I get another one of my assignment results tommorow

best of luck lad

>>34918447
>You're probably a normie by most standards, just not a chad.

yeah, probably. definitely not a chad, im quite shit with women,

what even is a chad though? i dont know any guy who gets women incredibly. even the guys who i know that get women frequently, only get them because they are constantly going to town, and/or texting them.

>>34918500
yes im not using my computer cus my mouse is broken. so i'm just posting some visual stuff, but i don't have anything good. so just trying to be ambiguous

>>34918374
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-IvTOkP_vH8

>>34918536
personality makes up for a lot.

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>>34917993
do people actually find these things attractive? I'm attracted to skin and fat on girls like this. not life sized barbie dolls.

>>34918526
A true chad is in the top 0.1%

Most of us will never know one.

>>34918504
they are all failing uni though. its fair enough if people want to fuck about in their spare time but they are the type to disregard important stuff because they took drugs and drank the day before, and they put down people for studying.

>>34918529
If you're really the guy, I have to tell you something. Your posts are shit, stop now.

>>34918565
yes. c;mon guy spoiler that shit. you're making me fall off.

>>34918566
they are a myth to me, lad.

there are probably people on here who would call me a chad if they listened in on one of my convos with out realizing the full story.

>>34918571
i thought we had something special?

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>>34918128

Roastie detected. Whine somewhere else.

>>34918629
Don't know why but this post made realise everyone here is a massive retard

>>34918629
the only reason normies put in so much effort with women is because they are not getting pussy somewhere else. when sex robots come out, women will get a lot less attention.

>>34918590
A true chad can get any woman he wants from looks and a bit of charm

A true chad can walk into a six figure job without breaking a sweat

A true chad gets 15+ unsolicited messages from women per day just because of how amazing his instagram is

A true chad gets 300+ likes on facebook every time he posts a selfie.

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>>34917719
>but just what on earth is in the bag?
Shoes is my closest guess. Or a severed head, where better other than a plastic bag

>>34918656
why is it retarded?

the average fellas isnt gonna trying talking to stacy if he can turn on a robot to fuck.

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>>34918668

Already 3d sex is changing the rules.

>>34918565
Christ anon, you're going to make me crack one out if you keep posting these

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>>34918656

Roastie confirmed big league.

>>34918691
Wow if that guy posted it on here it must be true

>>34918691
i will still want a relationship because i want to start a family etc but i definitely wont give attention to boring stacies, and i cant imagine any guy would, or at least not many.

>>34918684
>Stacy
Nice meme

at least people will know better than to treat women badly.... right?

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>>34918730

Pic related. Fembots will fix Stacy and get rid of unfixable roasties.

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>>34918691
VR porn surely can't be that great. It'll just like wanking to porn, you're still going to know it's just a screen and you're tossing yourself off.

VR Sex Machine Rigs is the true paradigm shift.

women will probably trying getting sex robots banned. there are already websites trying ban them because meh patriarchy.

if sex robots get banned... just imagine the holocaust, lads.

>>34918536
https://youtu.be/nSKQR0k6tUY

the bot cannot want. it cannot fulfil because it cannot imagine.

>>34918363

I'd rather have a tiny niponese gf with an average size flat.

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>>34918757

It will be a mix of everything, and I support anything that weakens roasties' power.

>>34918780
cant sing to you
cant raise children
cant show affection or feminine qualities

>>34918800

Yeah but modern women can't do any of those things either.

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>>34918695
I really don't understand guys who don't like fat girls. how could you not be attracted to this?

>>34918800

Are you saying chud-babies aren't babies too, Anon?

this thread is shit... shall we get to some more concrete ideas? i think we should start by dissecting the form of the image in to quadrants or a polygonal shape of some sort. you need to think about how it strikes the eye when you scroll by, and also how it looks as the header of the thread.
a cross cut will be simplest and most effective methinks, but i'm not in charge, so what do i know?

Can something like ADHD develop as an adult? I ended up seeing if I could get any medication to help with stuff like sleeping and/or focusing and according to NHS site I have a lot of symptoms in common.

Though I'm reluctant to believe it because it's borderline self diagnosis, is there any way of bringing it up with a GP without coming off like a cunt? I can't tell if it's a symptom of something or if it's just my personality or something.

carelessness and lack of attention to detail
continually starting new tasks before finishing old ones
poor organisational skills
inability to focus or prioritise
continually losing or misplacing things
restlessness and edginess
difficulty keeping quiet and speaking out of turn
blurting out responses and often interrupting others
mood swings, irritability and a quick temper
inability to deal with stress
extreme impatience

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"Hey anon you ARE coming to the beach with us, right?

Why aren't you taking off your shirt? You do have a 6 pack, right?"

>>34918836
I just had a smelly poo

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>>34918800

Holy shit, for a moment I thought you were talking about biocunts.

>>34918824
Very fucking easily

>>34918514
You too. What you studying?

>>34918824
why does no one spoiler? im not looking to get into something.

>>34918831
huh? anyone has the potential. no one has the will. up to you.

>>34918856
sad that it ended up like this

>>34918848
Girl on the right looks like Joseph Gordon Levitt but in a bad way. Girl on the left looks like the prince out if shrek 1 crossed with the donkey. Fuck off

>dropped out of uni
>got and lost two jobs in the year following
>waiting on an appointment for a test for autism

just fuck my life up, i seriously cant do anything without completely overthinking it and internally freaking the fuck out

>>34918824

yuck

Fat turns me off. No offense.

>>34918860
access meme course, got nothing but shitty mediocre results so far

probably will still get into uni fine though

>>34918845
no you're normal, you just have no focus. what do you live on/from?

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>>34918879
>sad that it ended up like this

It's not sad, it's the logical consequence once you realize what women really are.

>>34918848

Big belly, still take my shirt off like Nelly, desu.

Name that track and I'll give you a finger and a snog.

>>34918888
>6/10 elbows too pointy would not bang
they'd probably have less flattering things to say about you, nerd

Deleted my normie book today. I'm gonna make it

>>34918856
Better that 130,000 people spend a night in prison than 1 woman be left to fend for herself against a violent partner

>>34918943
Make it where? To autism?

>>34918888
Wasted quads, how dare you talk shit about the /britfeel/ royalty

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The blonde girl in this photo was one of the most attractive at my high school back then - no joke. 12 years ago she was absolutely gorgeous and I'd have given my right nut to fuck her.

Look at the state of her now. Fucking hell. Talk about time being unkind to someone. Worst disaster I've ever seen.

Hope I haven't gotten that bad. Honestly I think I've improved.

>>34918927
Can you nuts please leave. Stop bending the world so you don't have to look at your own fat face and realise your fat head is the problem

>>34918954

The wall lad. She looks like she hit it pretty hard.

Just spent 70 quid on presents for my family
Books and a large Charmander plush

So that's 130 with my estrogen test
And 150 if I buy trainers

200 including the DnD stuff
300 including my travel to work

So I'm still up around 400 quid

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>>34918956
>Can you nuts please leave

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>>34918956

I don't think you know where you are, roastie.

>>34918979
Crashed into it at 500mph.

She's only 29. Sad thing is she's a non-smoker and I don't even think she's a big drinker.

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>>34918927

This. Does anyone have the rest of the series?

>>34918848
you have boyfriends. what do you want with me? to see me naked so you can humiliate me?

>>34918890
Who cares. Y'all got any faith brah?

>>34918927
do you even get inspired? otherwise pluck out your eye.

>>34918939
i think he meant it in a good way... maybe...

>>34918943
>>34918951
lol u guys stop arguing. do you guys even into british memes page?

>>34918953
proof? did you even clean up in here or use the good china? roll out the red carpet much?

>>34918981
what is your end goal?

>>34918981
How does it feel to know you are a sex offender?

>>34918996
Same thing happened to my oneitis from uni. Very sad

>>34918983
>>34918992
Keep talking, maybe you'll burn off some calories to shrink your head

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anyone going to i60 alone?

none of my mates are into gaming... and I have never been to cons like this before...

just wondering if i should go

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>>34918947

Lol. Especially since domestic violence now means "shouting" and "cursing".

>>34919018
My end goal?
to be happy

>>34919019
I'm not, literally not convicted of a sex crime

>>34919030
i'll go with you if you pick me up and pay for me. what is it?

Roasties at high school:

>Eww Anon you are ugly, looks are the most important thing in the world

10 years later, after the roasties have hit the wall.

>Jesus anon don't be so shallow, looks aren't important, how can you be such a hollow soulless person.

Please stop dumping your weird anti-woman propaganda in this comfy thread.

Everyone here is gay anyway.

>>34919055
insomnia 60

>>34919029
>resorting to nonsensical comebacks
Ah, feels good to win

>>34919055
Its a furry orgy convention

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>>34919056
>high school
I've got my eye on you, "lad"

>>34919042
so you tithe or save, right?

>>34919042
You don't have to be convicted of a sex crime to be a sex offender.

You claim you aren't a stalker yet you were convicted of stalking.

You claim you aren't a sex offender just because you were lucky enough for the police not to charge you

You try to bend the facts any way you can to make yourself feel better - but the truth is that we all know you committed a sex offence whether you were charged or not. You're a sex offender and you know it.

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>>34919029

Implying you and women have a chance against macros and memes. Each of these images hurts women's stance bit by bit. One step at a time. And women already feel it that men's goodwill shrinks at an ever increasing pace.

>>34919070
>>34919074
i'm up for that. sounds like a good time.. but i'm broke af :( also never been to one before.

>>34919039
>talk about domestic violence
>post an image relating to sexual harassment
???

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>>34919085
>You don't have to be convicted of a sex crime to be a sex offender.

>>34919073

Y O U R H E A D
The point >>>>>>> Y O U R H E A D
Y O U R H E A D

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>>34918892
but why? bones turn me off. I need some chub to be attracted to a girl.

>>34919085
stop trying to do that thing where people accuse or incriminate themselves...

>>34919091
good men deserve good women... everyone else deserves themself.

>>34919115
looks yummy tbqh

>>34919115
I prefer mine like a sack of antlers.

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>>34919107
>Pic says "Convention on preventing violence against women and domestic violence"

You can't be that retarded, roastie.

>>34919109
All caps now, as well? Are you triggered, sweetiekins?

guys, don't be cruel cunts or vicious dicks... okay? surely i don't have to tell you the rest?

>>34919140
who doesn't? but frankly, who cares?

>>34919147
what is your problem? be nice? god.

>>34919142
>article 40: sexual harassment
you're a rich one to talk, lad, at least I can read

>>34918904
Yeah that's what I feel, really. It's mainly been through the past few years but mostly seemed to get worse when I started Uni 2 years ago. It's probably just stress or something.

But there's also some stuff like talking to yourself listed, I find myself doing that a lot. Guess I'm definitely autistic, in that case.

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A-Any of you want to go on a date? I'm a passable trans

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>>34919128
>good men deserve good women

Yes, they deserve them. Unfortunately women can only be good without rights.

>>34919177
where are you? what are you looking for?

>>34919177
doubtful gaffer

>>34919177

M A N C H E S T E R

Do you need a flatmate? I'll be your rentboy if that's what it takes.

> all males at interview

There's hope lads

>>34919177
>I'm a passable trans
You don't get to decide that. Post proof.

>>34919177
Doubt it fathead

>>34917513
dubs = heads, yes

>>34919214
ouch harsh

>>34919207
sounds fun. maybe. is that what you really want?

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>>34919140
so you'd rather fuck this girl than the one I posted? I really don't understand. I'm skinny myself but I just don't find her attractive at all.

>>34919227
ignore this pls lads

>>34919214
Trannies are experts in passing in photos

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>>34919164

Oh, roastie, that damage control. Sexual harassment is considered violence/domestic violence now. Just as rape in marriage is a thing now. Thank you for being such a retard, that way I get to post some redpills.

Lads, I'm going to fail my maths gcse in college and i know i am and i feel quite down about it. it'll be my second time taking it and i'm expected to get a D and I don't even think I'll reach it.
can i get some cheering up? how long did it take for you to get through your exams?

>>34919177
post pics please cutie

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>>34919233

Top tier woman.

>>34919172
do you even meditate? who is your friend? isn't there someone who you'd rather talk to no matter waht, or are happy to talk to when you are in a fix? talking is constructive.

>>34919080
I'm normally going to save more than half my earnings

>>34919238
>posted with my trip
Goodnight

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>>34919067
>Everyone here is gay anyway.
Would my life be easier if I was?
Hate being sexually attracted to females.

I've 2 brothers, whom are married. Their lives are nothing but drama and resentment at being married.

I ask why? they just say "love" the women get their hooks into you, then they change. Before you know it, you've got joint accounts, joint mortgage and children.

Do I tell the assessment people the truth and risk hospitalization or tell them nothing and risk losing my sanity?

>>34919230

I mean, I'd like a flat, I may have been playing fast and loose with the rentboy talk.

>>34919233
Holy shit yes, I'd love to fuck that girl. I'd prefer a bigger chest but other than that her body is perfect.

>>34919264
it's too late.

>>34919277
i aint got shit to offer you buddy... soz

>>34919275
if its too much, try sleeping. some people have met buddha in dreams y'know

>>34919241
it's a shame you lack the self awareness to realize that a man who will never know the touch of a woman has no credibility speaking on the matter, just as a blind man would be unjustified in criticising the work of the dutch masters

>>34919259
>anorexic
>Top Tier
NAH

>>34919259
DeIicious.

originally

>>34919264
Poleaboo what's going on with your recent posts on your blog saying that you are better than someone with a degree and saying that pissing in someone's milk was doing nothing wrong?

Don't you remember I said I'd be watching?

>>34919302
>i aint got shit to offer you buddy... soz

But you are in Manchester then?

so comfy. you know what isn't though? reality. can't we do something about that? let's make some discomfort so people will get off their asses. not too much though. has everyone got a carrot?

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>>34919326
>that a man who will never know the touch of a woman has no credibility speaking on the matter

Spare us your fantasy adhoms.

how do i give myself a terminal illness lads

How long does tuna pasta last in the fridge lads. Got a bowl full from a week ago, sealed. Is it safe or nah

>>34919362
>Spare us your fantasy adhoms
Not an argument.

>>34919340
dem tiddies do....

>>34919345
no not really.

>>34919347
what are you on about?

>>34919350
no

>>34919366
get born

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>>34919345

delicious, too

>>34919366
Just stay here anon.

>>34919362
Are you a virgin?

If so, does it make you feel weird to post that image?

>>34919347
I'm sitting on the fence, I'm not claiming I was right but I'm not admitting complete fault either

As for the degrees, it's just logic
We both work in the same place so we're equals

Goodnight, got work tomorrow

>>34919362
>t. assmad virgin manlet

Anyone here tried artificially making their lives harder to find motivation to change? Like moving out and living on tinned food, instead of getting those home cooked meals every night? Feel way too complacent and comfortable. Basically have no pressure

>>34919382
your eyes are delicious

>>34919390
kek dnt fck abt m8y

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>>34919382
strikingly familiar

>>34919402
>Got work tomorrow

Enjoy it. You won't have it for much longer.

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>>34919404

It's the other way around, roastie. The ugly ones are cunt defenders.

>>34919381
Each to his own mate.

>>34919406
Considering this. I'm getting fat living at home because there's food everywhere oversized home cooked meals. If I moved out I'd eat the bare minimum to sustain myself so I could save money.

>>34919406
like what? taking the sins of the world? something like that?

>>34919425
This is a much less funny version of "The Fedora'd Gentleman" magazine cover

I suppose it was made by someone who was butthurt about always seeing that.

>>34919420
Sir?

I'm not asserting I behaved correctly

>>34919079
Lots of secondaries are call 'high school' lad. Mine was D******** high school.

>>34919418
toppest of keks

originerino

>>34919425

Oh, yeah, I'm sure you're just swimming in fanny. You strike me as the kind of smooth talking, big man who can't help but pull a bird on a night out.

>>34919425
Not an agreement
Obvdrgnnkkjhgfxxcvvgg

>>34919425
Leave her alone or else i'll get angry, jerk.

is anyone even reading this shit? this is absolutely terrible, even for 4chan.

>>34919454
Not sins mate. Tins. Baked beans, spaghetti hoops, that sort of thing.

>>34919464
That poster wasn't the real ScotAnon

Go to bed Amir

>>34919249
>failing gcse math
how.

>>34919406
I'd like to be a true ascetist, but it's too difficult

>>34919540
I've just never been good at maths. I can't wrap my head around it, but I passed English like two years ago back when I was supposed to do my GSCE's.
I kind of have this notion that I'm just kinda gonna fail and BE a failure.

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Joined the gym a few weeks back and started getting fit, today I girl smiled at me twice, I'm pretty happy about that, I think I'm going to make it

>>34919525
Thank ya kin'ly, massa Scot'non

im scared tho... even if i sleep so what? i want to wake up ;_; life is the true dream

>>34917616
Obviously the little qt third from the right

>>34919565
>I kind of have this notion that I'm just kinda gonna fail and BE a failure.

Think you just need some confidence mate.

>>34919512

I can only agree with this post

>>34919660
Probably, but maths just isn't that thing I can do. I mean, I'll be nineteen soon and I'll get the option to not do maths! But my birthday falls in October, and I'm probably gonna be forced to maths regardless; even if my birthday falls before half term. i hate it lad

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>>34919617
Don't worry about it! You're a good boy!

>>34917793
No some autist did not. I got hannah to add me on snapchat, and followed her on instagram and posted a load of pics of her and her sister for people to compare them. Got her email, insta, tumblr, snapchat, facebook and even a blog that I will keep to myself.

Then some cunt uses all my work and is like
>I found hannah's sister guys! heres a pic!

Taking credit for my stalking skill.

I mean some autist definitely did, but it was me. Not the twat from yesterday.

>>34919732
you guys are fucking evil

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2013/14 Mercedes C63, Audi RS5, BMW M4

European road trip to Prague, which car would be best to get girls?

please delet this. just, all of it... maybe if you guys move your hands and tongues in a meaningful way.

>>34919654
second from the left for me without a doubt

>>34919788
what can you pull off? better stick to walking m8

Going to another country as part of the last-year-of-highschool highschool planned celebration.. Gonna be with a bunch of normies for 2 days :^/

I'm also feeling pretty satisfied - finally grew a pair and measured my ticklestick, 18,5 cm length and 16 cm circumference.. Guess I'm good :^)

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>>34919825
>highschool

literal child alert

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>>34919798
Where the wibbles did flib, the rang danglers scrimple dimpkins and frang klangers did kibb.

>>34919825
>highschool
who let the yanks in again

>>34919779
Nah lad. Just lonely and probably depressed people who get strongly attached to things very quickly and then lose interest just as quickly.

I will have moved on in a week. Knowing my luck I'll end up a furry or some stupid shit.

>>34919816
>what can you pull off?
These are all 30-35k, Which should I buy?

odds i fap
evens bedtime

>>34919020
>>34918996

do you guys think this happens because women wear too much make up and it fucks up their face or drink too much? drinking definitely has an effect on peoples faces after a while.

>>34919902
off to bed i go then
night lads

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>>34919866
This is a yank site and automatically a yank thread by default, boy.

I ordered poor people food for the first time ever from some random takeaway and it's quite good.

>>34919866
>tfw slav and trying to fit in
not my fault my teeth aren't crooked enough :^(

>>34919863
18, Leafy

>>34919788
honest answer, any of them because girls no fuck all about cars. I saw a screencap of a guy who tricked a girl into thinking a honda lawnmower was his new car

>>34919883
In Germany BMW is known for being a car for faggots.

In the UK Audi has a similar rep.

And a Merc is known as an old man's car all over the continent.

Back to the drawing board?

Also

>Talking about BMWs
>Talking about Prague

Are you that lad who used to drive his dad's BMW?

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>tfw only two levels left in Theme Hospital
This is genuinely the most fun I've had in years
Post waifus.

>>34919924
You can be whatever the fuck you want as long as you post a balloon titted anime girl with it, lad.

>>34919908
I know she liked a drink but not massively - maybe she got into it heavier though.

But I honestly think it's just genes. I'm 29 now and it's astounding how the girls from my high school are starting to look. These girls who drove me crazy at the time don't even seem in my league anymore.

>>34919934
im a guy and i know fuck all about cars. never really been interested.

>>34919934

They know fuck all about the inner workings but they see car commercials all the time, which conveniently have price tags attached to them. They know what cars are more expensive than others, and expensive cars = portable wallet in their eyes. So, they know -one- thing about vehicles, at least.

What would make you happy my friends?

>>34919925
What's poor people food to you?

What do you usually eat?

>>34919995
Gf, friends, booze

In that order

>>34919995

Fuck croatia

>>34919995
lots and lots of sex everyday.

>>34919995
Being fitter (which I am working on)
Being better that guitar (which I am working on)
Finding a person (preferable a girl) I can connect with (No idea where to start)

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>>34919956
glad you're having fun lad.
bedtime for me

>>34920004

Off brand generic fast food like chicken and burgers that actually costs more than real food but poor people still spend all their dole money on

>>34919995
A hug from a qt woman.

>>34919995
at least three out of the following five:
>a purpose in life
>to stop feeling constantly tired with no respite
>enough money to stop being a poorfag
>a girlfriend who genuinely loves me
>to not be dumb anymore

how about a landscape bit showing nature or natural scenery, but different each time? make the bounds surrealist and maybe add some distant facilities of varying function.

>>34919985
yeah, women do age poorly compared to guys. im 22, and i kinda have a fetish for older women though, but i mean women of like late 30, early 40s.

i barely drink, and have never really drank, and i look a lot younger than most fellas my age. i know some fellas who drink all the time and they are 20 but look about 30

>>34920049
What do you usually eat when you fancy a takeaway?

>>34920043
>tfw no snek gf to use you for warmth
Why live?

>>34919995
A NEET bf who i can look after and cuddle when i get back from work please.

>>34920082
Are you a girl (female)? If so I'm your guy

>>34919995
my oneitis to be my wife... she said no though, and has a bf.... so i'm definitely unhappy...

>>34920074
There are women older than her who look younger.

I know a woman who is 35 and she looks much younger and hotter than that 29 year old.

>>34919995
I'd be fine with time and money, a gf would be a bonus, but not neccessary.

>>34919995
power. i know it sounds edgy but i would like to have more influence over the world.

Being more intelligent would be nicer too.

>>34920012
Fuck you serbia, go back to your turk bulls for some more cuckoldry

>>34920074
Older women aren't entirely infertile just less fertile.

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>>34919958
I got you my man, tits ahoy

>>34919950
Fucking hell, that's old my man. Do you live on here or what? I've not posted on here for a long time now (been getting too much pussy) and you already admitted to winding me up, so stop it please.

>>34920092
Nope I'm a male (male)

i hate this.... HAAAAAAAAAATE
god :( i want to fuck

>>34920102
yeah, one of my college teachers was 37 and she looked about 29. i really want to have sex with her.

>>34920074
I was cute as a child but then puberty happened and I became ugly as fuck. I only started to get attention from women when I was in my mid twenties.

>>34920144
Thought you'd be living in Prague by now. You still planning on it?

>>34920075

Like papa johns or something, I don't really have takeaway though except maybe once or twice a year

>>34920076
>tfw no sneklad bf to use you for warmth

>>34920163
i was the opposite. i was an ugly child and i got better looking as i got older. im kinda pissed off with myself. women and guys often tell me i am good looking but i rarely try with women. i know i am going to regret it when i am older.

>>34920182
>Like papa johns or something, I don't really have takeaway though except maybe once or twice a year
what do you eat the rest of the time then?

>>34920219

Normal homemade food like a normal person

what is the point in continuing?

>>34920270
So you can't afford takeaway?

Just noticed Sargon is having a livestream with some pretty big guests (well, one of them is fucking huge). Intredasting.

>>34920186
that's what i need as well.someone to use to warm me up, i'm always cold desu.
tucked up in bed with my covers pulled up to my chin as we speak.
> tfw, about to btfo and have to hug myself to get warm

>>34920213
I think I'm starting to get good looking again. I only wish I wasn't ugly as a teenager so I wasn't completely ignored by girls

>>34920176
Yes, I want to sell my house. My parents won't give it to me in my name.

I'm going to drive to Prague, and try to find an Eastern European girl. I think if I find a potential wife, my parents will support me to emigrate.

>>34920321
i was too socially retarded and unpopular in secondary school for women to bother with me. in college i gained confidence but was too socially retarded to know what i was doing, plus there was only few girls in my class and outside of college i never met any girls.

in uni i fucked a few girls but i met them on tinder and pof.

still dont know what im doing. only managed to fuck a few girls solely because of my looks

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>>34919956
Time for bed I think
Sleep tight lads

>>34917616
3rd from the right

It isnt even a contest. The posture, the face, the height shes really plowing the competition out of the water.

Who the fuck let bloody she-hulk in there. That bitch in the middle needs to clam the fuck down trying to be all imposing with her gay red hair and man-face. Fuck, shed be an ugly man.

>>34920370
>Supposedly your house
>Can't sell it

Sounds like it's your dad's house.

>>34917616
I can see why everyone's saying third from the right, but I'd go for the girl on the far left

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Anon stop staring at my boyfeet!
The game's about to start!

>>34920496
Far left probably has the cutest face, she's a bit thicc for my taste though.

>>34920270
Eh, every day? Most people usually only cook 3-5 days of the week

>>34920451
let me climb in bed with you, its cold

>>34920082
Where's your location?

>>34920611
Lancashire unfortunately

>>34920617
Me too...

anywhere more specific?

>>34920628
Le fylde

>>34920674
Oh fuck you're the Le fylde poof?

i dont know why i bother trying to talk to women on tinder or pof, they are always so apathetic and boring