>tfw 21 >still cant tie my shoelaces

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>tfw 20
>still don't know all the months of the year in order or describe what season it is.

>>34915582
are you unironically retarded

>>34915582
Are you legalIy retarded?

>>34915582
>tfw 25
Can't read arrow handed clocks

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>26
>still no husky wan wan to call my own

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>>34915582
>get sk8ter shoes
>put them on
>ask your mum to tie the shoelaces
>take off and put them on without untying shoelaces

>>34915582
Don't worry you can do it Even if you especially retarded you can learn in max 1h

>>34915582
I know that feel, OP. I've never figured it out but i might also have minor dyspraxia, so

>>34915659
Huskies aren't that expensive, anon. Just save up and buy one.

>>34915700
>take off and put them on without untying shoelaces

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>23
>still can't whiste
>never learned how to blow bubble gums

>>34915659
glad to see you back wanwan poster

>>34915582
imagine being this autistic.


What the literal fuck

>>34915832
>21
>can't whistle
>can't swim
>can't ride a bicycle

>tfw 28
>still can't Identify properly numbers 1 through 9

>>34915883
>>34915582

Excatly the fucking same anon, are you me?

im studying a masters in engineering. still cant tie my shoes though, i swear to god im not even joking.

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>>34915582
>he wears autism shoes unironically

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>>34915607
>>34915617
>>34915883
If you can't relate to OP at all you are not a robot and you should leave r9k

27. No drivers license. No plans on ever getting one either.

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>he uses bunny "virgin" ear way of tying shoes

>>34915960
driving is unironically easier than tying shoes

>>34915952
Just because I don't have fucking downs syndrome doesn't mean I'm not a robot you retarded weeb

Literally fucking how? There's YouTube videos on this. You could have at least learned the tard way to tie shoes.

>tfw can't snap

how the fuck do normies do it so naturally?

>>34915975
how is it virgin way to do the bunny ears

>>34915700
i've done this my entire life

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>23 years old
>finishing masters in computer science
>still watch children's cartoons

>>34916001

It's the way they teach special ed kids to toe their shoes in school. Not even joking.

>>34916022
What the fuck? What's the normie way to tie your shoes then? Please tell me.

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>>34915582
I feel you OP
>tfw knot them and shove the tied laces under the other laces in the shoe

>>34915975
What's the other way? Bunny ears is the only way I know how to do it.

>tfw 20
>can tie my shoes with eyes closed
>can snap on command
>can whistle
>can blow bubble gum
>can swim
>can also drive a car

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>>34915582
>>34916044
>mfw i just stuff the laces in my shoe
>out of sight out of mind

>28 next year
>still can't remember left from right

I know phds who can't tie their shoes. It's ok :V)

>>34916031

The "around and under the tree" method.

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>>34916090
>tfw it jumps off the shoe and you have to shove them back in but the normies are all watching and judging you

>55 next week
>still haven't gone outside literally once in my life

don't wanna make another thread, this one is comfy tbhfam

shit you fell for
>you're smart, but lazy XD
>actually teachers say this to dumb, special autismos who can't catch up with normal kids

>>34915975
b-but I regularly see NBA players quickly tying shoes on court with that method

wtf

>>34916130
>mfw this happened while i was walking in a line in school

>>34916140

>actually teachers say this to dumb, special autismos

holy shit is that true? the teachers saw me as a literal retard but just wanted to encourage me? fuck, it all makes sense now man.

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I didn't learn to tie my shoes until I was 8 or 9 because everyone trying to teach me was right-handed and it felt unnatural to do it that way as a leftie. Figured it out myself after that because dad told me I better learn or I'm going to have to pay him 5 euros for every month mom or him are still forced to tie them for me.

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>>34915582
>nice lady at daycare taught me to tie my shoes
>dad sees and says REE IT'S WRONG
>tells me the 'right' way to do it
>keeps yelling at me
>grabs my hands in his and makes me do it 'right'
>yells at me until I'm in my 20's
>wonders why I never wanted to be his good subservient son

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>>34915832
>25
>can't whistle
>can't snap fingers
>can't make fart noises with armpits

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>>34916173
>mfw kids bullied me for not knowing how to tie my shoes
>mfw it was High School

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>>34916230
>mfw i bend down to tie my shoes in the gym
>mfw i let out a massive fart
>mfw everybody stopped what they where doing and were staring at me

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>>34915832
>tfw i can do both ;^)

>>34916167
>niggerball
>not retarded
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>>34915582
>20
>still can't read an analog clock

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>be op
>come back to see my thread popping off

>>34916567
I thought they were called arrow handed