>Mom comes home drunk >See her like this Wat do?

>>34915410
eat that pussy like a watermelon

>crown royal
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>>34915410
I'd smash that mom, not mine, she's too short and has no tits or ass

>>34915410
Put her to bed
Give her a lethal dose of morphine instead

>>34915410
get succ

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>>34915410
sanitize the counter to get the ass germs and old cum off it.

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>>34915410
Damn that woman is fucking hot, huge ass nice tits

HNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGG

>>34915410

>tfw you've never been picked up by a cougar.

>>34915410
Man that's what a stacy looks when she hits the wall.
Look at the fake tits and dried up skin.
I hope she had fun riding the cock carrousel because her ride is over.

split her in two with my cock

>>34915410
>cmom mom time for bed
>have her learn on my shoulder
>"accidentally" grope her butt on the way to see what I can get away with
>tuck her in
If my mom was hot, Id never fuck her shits weird.
I probably play with her butt and pooper though

Lost my v card this way basically.

>>34916638
I'm afraid we're going to have to need a quick rundown.

>>34915410
Punch her in the throat like any sane anon

>>34915410
Fucking gross, I hate nudity or porn in kitchen! You are gonna lay your vagina that drips like 20 different fluids on a place we cook stuff.

any more stuff like this?

https://xhamster.com/movies/5408547/mom_and_not_her_son.html

>>34915410
Fuck her.

If she looked like that, was presenting herself in that way and was drunk as shit, what other option is there? Social taboos be damned.

>>34916762
Told it here before, mom went through a breakup and got a little tipsy as we spent the night at home. Eventually talk came to my situation with girls, she basically admitted she was looking for a lay and offered to be my first. After a lot of consideration I joined her in her bedroom and went through with it.

I regret it now though, after the fact.

>>34916862
White people everyone, like what the fuck

>>34916862
why do you regret it? how many times have you done it since? was it good?

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>>34916862
More details on the actual sex, I need to cum to fucked up shit unless I'll have a bad day. Please help me anon, your my only hope.

>>34916862
>I regret it now though, after the fact.
Don't, you lived the dream

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>>34916862

This is getting interesting
>originalo

>>34916862
are the one with the rich mom who would get frisky while watching movies? or is this a different incest story?

>>34916906
I regret it for having done it, I'll always have that experience and it's shameful. Also it kind of changed my feelings about her. Not like I'm attracted to her but I've been with her like that and it changes how I see her.

It only happened within that one night stand, we did it that night when she was tipsy. Next day I felt awful and trying to make me feel better she initiated to show she didn't just do it because she'd been drinking. Being honest though it did feel good but really weird.

>>34916915
I don't like dwelling on it a lot, but anything in particular? I guess I could answer questions.

If that blonde woman was my mom I'd fuck her so hard and probably creampie her. Then when sober I'd tell her that I was drunk too but still enjoyed it. Hopefully she'd have enjoyed it too and we'd have sex again. Too bad my mom doesn't look like that though. She's got a nice fat ass which I do admire, but that's not enough to make me want to fuck her.

>>34916955
I mean that was a main part of my reasoning at the time. I thought something like "How many people get a chance like this? Can I really turn it down?"

Of course it was a stupid reason but at the time I felt like I'd be wasting a one in a million chance if I didn't do it just for the experience.

>>34917005
No don't think so. This only happened one time for me.

>>34917024

Blow for blow, what happened?

How did it start, what did she do, what did you do?

We need to know

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>tfw obese mom

>>34916862
Lies: The Post: The Motion Picture: Basd on the Bestselling Novel

>y-you don't have to believe me

fuck off

>>34915410
i would kiss her, she looks so beautiful i just want to kiss her

>>34915410
Having a ugly fat mom is good sometimes.
I would feel bad at her having a sex life, I know it's weird but I would be really angry at people fucking her.

>>34917024
Please describe your mom's body. Does she have big tits? A nice ass?

Did she blow you?
Did she titfuck you?
Did you guys make out?
What positions did you have sex in?
Did you moan mommy while you fucked her?
How quickly did she make you cum?

>>34917085
I'll try and greentext the gist of it.

>Joined her in her bedroom and she had me sit with her
>Got playful and asked what I wanted to do but I wasn't sure so she said she'd get things started
>Started kissing and moved my hand to her tit while she felt me up
>Lowered my pants when I was hard enough, complimented me and started working me off
>Moved my hand to her downstairs and started blowing me
>After a bit asked if I wanted to get into things and moved onto the bed fully, in position
>Encouraged me to go for it and grinded me a little
>Managed to get it in and savored that together for a bit before started to go at it
>She wanted it harder and faster so I tried to keep up with what she wanted
>Ended up tiring out and it was tougher than I'd imagined
>She said we could take it easier and switched position to on her back
>Moved back together and continued in missionary
>Slow going with some closeness and touching but kissing was awkward
>Continued like that till I busted, and we stayed together for a good while after enjoying the feeling

That was how that night went, for the sex at least.

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>>34917727
>That awkward moment you fail to pleasure even your imaginary mother and she tells herself this is why my son is a beta virgin without a girlfriend.

Seriously imagine how depressed your imaginary mom was after she broke up with her imaginary boyfriend and only had you to fuck her.
The very reason your imaginary mother was saying faster faster, harder faster was because she wasn't feeling shit with you inside her.

>>34917727
At no point did that one guy you see in the bathroom or any shiny surface say, "yo wait. Lol this person created me. nah"

>>34917727

I want to believe, there are some fucked up woman out there and some of them have children who are autistic.

Anyway,

> Don't care had sex

>>34917727
busted your nut in your moms vag?

intense bro

>>34917096
DIRECTED BY ZACK SNYDER.

>>34915507
where do you see a huge ass?

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>>34918319
>Achievement unlocked: Return to the sender

I lost my virginity to my best friends 53 year old mother, she was not as attractive as the woman in OP pic though. It was enjoyable, we did it 3 times.

>>34918413
Auduball kek

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>>34915410
>tfw this image just made me go and break nofap after a month and a half

no regrets, I love MILFs

>>34919102
i'm so close but i refuse to break

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>>34915410
sage advice from an expert

>>34917232
oedipus bls go

>>34915410
Would fuck your mother, no problem

>>34917269
This was a few years ago but she had a pretty good body, nice tits and sufficient ass. Not the prettiest face but that wasn't an appeal anyway.

>Blow
Yes
>Titfuck
No
>Make out
There was some kissing but I didn't like it. Too awkward.
>Positions
Only did it twice but doggy, missionary, her on top.
>Moan
She did. I didn't, just some embarassed stammering.
>How quick
I didn't last long the first time, second time she went slower so a good while. Had a bit of deathgrip problems but not like I was lasting hours.

>>34917899
Just to get to that point I went thrugh so many mental gymnastics, and the whole time during I was hesitant. The kinds of thoughts and feelings I was having were hugely uncomfortable and complicated. In part why I regret now.

>>34917966
Well I am pretty autismal.

>>34918319
Both times yeah, I was going to pull out but she said it was fine. She'd been in a relationship I said, and had been looking for things to get physical that date night so was on the pill but they had a huge fight and broke up instead.

At the time it was weirdly hot but not it makes me sick thinking about or remembering it.

>>34919661
Were you into the idea beforehand, or did your mother bring it up?

>>34919750
It was her initiating. I kind of played along but didn't think she was serious until she up and said she was. Then it was a ton of me wracking my brain going "Holy shit should I really do this?"

>>34919861
Honestly if my mom asked me if I wanted to have sex with her I'd do it too anon. But I'd only do her doggy and reverse cowgirl. Missionary is too intimate, as I wouldn't wanna look at her face. But I'd do cowgirl with her facing me so I can suck the same tits I sucked on many years ago. My moms got a nice body. But absolutely no kissing.

>>34915613
>her ride is over.
>all the anons in this thread saying how hot she is, would smash etc
It doesn't appear her ride is even close to over.

>>34920124
That was my exact feelings, since already it was uncomfortable enough, that much more awkward to be close and facing her and she wanted to kiss. She led the pace though so I could only just go along with it and she didn't feel it was as awkward I guess. Even after she didn't act like it changed things between us, and still doesn't.

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>>34917727
You better not be bullshitting anon, I can only cum to true stories

>>34920305
Why not masturbate to test it? If you cum, then it's true.

>>34920305
No bullshit. Some don't believe it but I'm not up here bragging about being some Chad who pounds his mom regularly. It was a mistake in the moment that led to a one night stand I regret.

>tfw had a crush on my aunt since i was young

Aunts are just as good too, please don't hate.

>>34918385
I think this particular virgin doesn't actually know what "huge ass" or "nice tits" means, and is just parroting something they hear normies say because it's a grill.

sad desu, but I can relate

>>34921179
Haha cave stop laughing at this. Just looked at the picture again. Where's the ass

>>34915410
>Sorry mom i'll leave you and brother Chad alone

>>34920422
How's your relationship with her now? Has she tried to initiate again since?