How would you react if this girl sat down right next to you in class?

>>34913087
I'd rip ass

I would ignore her and think about my waifu.

>>34913087
Laugh and point out she cries about people sending her sexual advances but continues to be an utter whore on the Internet.

>>34913112
this, if i'm being quite honest

originally, too

>>34913087
Ignore and try not to think about her then hyper-focus on some inanimate object in the distance, try to think of a way to talk to her and become visibly nervous, cheeks red, maybe some sweat, then flee and try not to embarrass myself as I exit despite my actions of avoidance already doing so.

>>34913087
Absolutely nothing like usual, and hope she never talks to me so she won't discover what a loser I am.

Think about all the possible ways I could ask her out, then think about what our lives could potentially be like if she gave me a shot.

By the time I've finished thinking the class is over and she's already walked away.

>>34913087
I swear to god she better "leak" some nudes soon or my balls are going to explode.

>>34913087
i'd wonder at how makeup makes plain girls look pretty

>>34913087
I'd debate whether or not it's worth talking to her. She's guaranteed to have an over-inflated sense of self, do I want to exacerbate that issue? I doubt she's worth any effort so I'd just ignore her

>>34913087

If there's still time and seats are available, move to a new spot.

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>>34913087
I'll just completely ignore her until she talks to me first. It always works, desu

Bitches hate it when you deny validation to her, so she needs to know why you haven't tried to talk to her when deep inside she knows she's hot and she's used to be approached by any type of men just because of her looks and showing cleavage of her giant tits.

I think I'm starting to learn how the female brain works, you ignoring her instead of obviously lusting over her makes her feel insecure so she will eventually try to talk to you. This works for me all the time, especially with hot bitches, the hotter she is, the more insecure she will feel about you ignoring her.

>>34913087
>Why would hse try to use me to get good grades, I'm not even that good at this class I just pass and that's it
sadly that's based on true events

>>34913087
>How would you react if this girl sat down right next to you in class?
Probably the only seat left was next to me.

>>34913424
>le quite mysterious type 8)
>she'll be so wet by me ignoring her

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>>34913087
keep reading my textbook, and focusing on what the teacher is lecturing us on.

I'm in a class to learn not spill my ravioli

>>34913277
She already leaked them, actually it was during the fappening, two years ago

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>>34913476
What would you know? You barely leave that basement, obese neckbeard

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I would ignore her to the best of my ability.

If she directly spoke to me I would give short answers to discourage further communication. Some women don't get the message even with that so I may be forced to leave the classroom to get away from her, and later approach the professor 1 on 1 to mention how she was acting inappropriately and making me uncomfortable.

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>>34913277
i am genuinely concerned for the continued wellbeing of your testes anon

>>34913087
Knowing that I will never get to taste Angie's perfect asshole and pussy causes me physical pain.

I hate this world.

>>34913087
Say hi and talk to her about this class and her major. Then I'd ask her her name and then only see her in class and engage in casual conversation and when the semester ends I would never see her again.

I hate myself.

>>34913087
i would be confused, what the hell i'm doing in a school?

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>>34913808
FUCK YES

Are there any more? Yours and poic related are the only two google finds that seem legit.

Literally the best nipples I've ever seen

>>34913087
Ask her how her anus tastes

I would pay a month of my shitty wage just for Angie to bend over and spread her ass for me and let me masturbate. No touching, I just want to see her tight, pretty asshole.

I'm not into her so I wouldn't react at all.

>>34913882
Tits always look so, so much better in clothing

kick her in the cunt

desu

"Hello ladies" (plural because I'm referring to her breasts hahahaha)

>>34913882

Those are not her. Anon.

>mfw you do a class assignment with the girl sitting next to you and you fall in love

>>34914345
Duck I knew it was too good to be true

>You will never gaze upon Angie's nipples and asshole

Had this shit happen to me in computer class in high school. I swear the only reason she passed was because of me. Every damn day she dressed like this. I wanted to say "fuck you!" but I just couldn't.

>i swear she wants something from me

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>>34913087
I'd tell her that she skuold be concerned about the pictures about her on the internet

Fucking slut

>>34913087
I would be uncomfortable

Get super self conscious and carefully plan and execute even the tiniest actions. A live performance of being myself, even though nobody's looking.

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>>34913087
Id show her my pics of her saved on my phone

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>>34914342
Lelolul

>>34915054
Literally me during 7th, 8th and 9th grade

>>34915054

So you would do everything manually.

>>34915168
How did you fix it? I still enter manual mode whenever I'm around strangers.
>what do I do with my hands?
>where do I look?
>am I standing straight?
>holy fuck I think my nose is leaking, I'm gonna need to either sniffle or wipe it with my finger

>>34913087
I would move to a different seat. If I didn't move, I would ignore her and thank about class and my waifu.

I'm not kidding.

>>34913277
Least of the original, but...
Who is she?

>>34915399
>How did you fix it?
I couldn't fix it 100%
I still do it when i know a very attractive girl looks at me

But when i grew older i just said fuck what other people think

Also my parents forced me to do dance lessons in 10th grade to cure my bad posture
It really helped and i began to have fun while dancing
And last year, i'm 20 now, i managed to go to partys without feeling watched or uncomfortable
I just dance for me and everytime a girl gives me some of those fucking hints that she wants to dance with me i turn her down and ignore her
This selfish cunts just can't ask me like a proper person and have to make this autistic signals

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Happened twice in high school.
They didn't know fucked up I was, so they didn't see a problem with it and we all could act comfortably.

>>34915487
Angie Varona

Origionoli ravioli

I would ignore her because she is out of my league

>>34913159
Not fucking likely

>>34913087
Oh wow this actually happened to me once

>Junior year
>in english class we had to do 5 impromptu speeches infront of the class
>teacher would give you a topic and you'd have to talk about it
>At this time I was at the height of my comedic value
>I treated the speeches like a stand up comedy act and it actually worked out very well
>The entire class thought I was funny as hell
>This extremely qt stacy would always stare at me from across the room after those speeches and smile
>I never approached
>fast forward to senior year economics class
>First day of school
>Im the first one in the class
>Millions of open seats around me
>She walks in a minute later and sits down right next to me
>Ohfuck
>Just her and I in class
>She turns to me and says
>"hey hows it goin"
>The entire situation caught me so off guard that I literally took 20 seconds to respond
>I say "Y-yeah h-haha"
>Mfw I didnt even say hi back to her

She didnt sit next to me the day after

>>34913087
Spapgheto orgegennol

>>34916352
Gotta love missed opportunities eh? h-ha ha

>>34916352
>her and I

*her and me

>>34916410
Oops!!!

originally of course

>>34916410
why not me and her?

>>34916499
Because you replied "yeah haha" to "how's it going?"

do my best to pretend that I don't recognize her and then check her out every time she looks away

based Angie is aesthetic and it's a shame Zyzz died too soon to breed with her

>>34913087

If she starts the conversation in a suggestive way I'd say this:

>hey, if you want money, I don't have that.
>if you want notes, I don't have that for you either.
>I'd appreciate it if you moved

>>34913087

would obviously act as if i ignored her or I didnt notice with a full on poker face.

Would only answer if she had a question about anything being said.

Would look only half a second in to her eyes if I had to answer anything while holding pokerface and gaze just about ear hieght as usual while saying as little as possible.

Wouldnt ask questions and just hope no more interaction would occur before class is over so I dont have to fake so much draining my energy.

Just telling you the truth m8.

>when you have superior facial aesthetics to Angie

wew lad

>>34917345
do you have the body to back it up though?

>>34917392
yea I have the /fa/ bod

>>34913087
I'd be stoked and chat her up

>>34913233
This is basically my reaction 99/100 times. Maybe one time I'm feeling confident and don't embarrass myself completely.

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>qt girl with big tits always sat at my table in German class because I was good at the subject (already spoke German fluently)
>she always talks about weird shit
>one time we talk about tits
>start talking about her tits
>casually mention she probably has the best set in school
>talk about it very casually, dont even feel creepy and she laughs at almost everything I say
>talk about tits for the rest of the hour
>class is over
>never talk about it again

>try to become friends with her
>would obviously have no chance with her but could maybe try to hook up with one of her less attractive friends that envy her
>the ugly girl in angie's group is probably still good looking by my standards

>Implying I bother paying attention to women anymore.

Waste of effort. They're not even worth while as friends.

Ignore her, and hope she doesn't talk to me

Titcows do nothing for me. I would be totally immune to her powers, and it would drive her crazy with lust for me.

>>34913087
What year is this oh well I'll adjust my age for today starts convo hey what's up I want your # meet me at lunch I'll show you around campus

>>34913087
give the her normal half smile and think to myself what she wants. Occasionally look up to see what her hand writing looks like and to stretch my neck to show interest. If she is interested in me then hopefully she will talk to me first.

>>34913087
>look at her from under the dark shade from the brim of my hat
>roll my eyes and grin
>let out a terse, short, "pff"
>continue finishing my drawing of JoJo on special sketching paper
>move my arm so she can see because i know she's looking, amazed at my skills
>"it's nice, i know"
>"i ought to draw you some time"

>>34915528
They just can't handle the liqour...or maybe that's what they do drunk. Go figure.