Sup anon! You want a beer?

>>34911577
No thanks, guys. I don't drink.
>implying I would be there in the first place

>>34911577
>poisoning yourself with ethanol
no thanks

>>34911577
>Not vodka
No thanks

>>34911577
nah mate you'll gain excess fat with beer, where the pills at
ill settle for some weed/mdma/shots

>>34911577
My psychiatrist said I am not allowed to drink
Sorry

yeh thanks

>tfw not autistic sperg

>>34911577
how can they so casually emanate so much self confidence
i dont care for their look, but damn, seems to help

>>34911666
Kek
Aslo nice trips

>>34911577
Only if you let me lick those pecs

>>34911577
Sure, what you got?

but it's unlikely I'd get myself in such situation in the first place, so this is mostly theoretical

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>>34911577
Yeah, sure, y'all got any Shiner? I got a bottle of cheap whiskey in the car.

t. habitual drunk

nice job stealing our dubs, Chad!

oh, thanks. Id love a beer. Nice shades btw.

>>34911577
Yeah brah, chuck us one.

Big fan btw bateman

>>34911577
*slurp*
i'd rather have something ELSE
*sucks COCK*

>>34911577
Sure!
*smashes bottle over the head of the the chad on the left*
*jab the now sharp bottle neck into the the throat of the chad on the right*
*get undressed immediately and run off*

Beer contains a shitload of calories and estrogen, it is bad for gains, so no.

>>34911577
I would if you weren't drinking piss, boys.

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>>34911577
tfw you will never hang with chad and his douche bros getting shitfaced faced on the beach.

>>34911577
I would love a beer with you guys, then going to bang pretty chicks later

>>34911666
we assign all good traits to good looking people

because they're objectively attractive, you subconsciously assign good traits, such as confidence, to them regardless of their actual demeanor.

if they were uglier but nothing else was changed about the image you would not perceive them to emulate confidence.

>>34911577
>Clearly drinking light beers
They're clearly not women, so they must be homos. That's cool, I just want real beer.

>>34911721
>Shiner
Steer or queer?

>>34911577
if it's free, it's for me, thanks

no, thanks but if you have some vodka I would gladly drink it with you

t. beer hater

>>34911577
No, thanks bub. I brought a 2-4 with me.

say you're an ex alcoholic. that way theyll appreciate you instead of thinking your odd

>>34911577
Fucking lightweights, I don't want a beer, I want some Buchanan, where da hoes at senpai?

>>34911577
haha no thanks I'm cutting right now, can't risk my 6 pack with these extra calories from the beer.

>>34913901
Nah, they would just call you a pussy.

>>34911643
This

>drinking anything other than hard liquor

Shiggy

>>34911577
>waitawachippopupa-what???????
>what the hell i am even doing here? i should get out before someone hurts me!

>>34911649
This is the worst reply so far and you thought you were being so cool

>>34912397
Wut, beer has estrogen?

Sure, but just one. I don't like to drink on weekdays

>>34911577
Chads and jocks are some of the nicest people I met in high school. I can't remember how many times a Chad or frat bro I had never met before in my life came up to me, handed me a beer and then yelled WOOO I'M GUNNA GET LAID TONIGHT AND IM GETTING YOU LAID TOO!! WOOOO before chugging a beer

>>34915216
Yes. It is healthier to drink a fucking vodka than that liquid feminising jew.

>>34911577
Sure, thanks! Where are we heading?