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I AM A FUCKING RETARD 2017-02-16 02:13:35 Post No. 34911194
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>Be Italianfag
>measured my dick once in my entire life
>tfw thought I had a 4.75 inch dick
>Always read stuff like average dick size is 7 inch or so here
>Knew it was a lie and it's around 5 or 5.5 from web articles
>Thought I could easily be counted normal
>In physics class teacher brings question books from an American publisher.
>Questions are using inch rather than cm
>Solve the questions like how I exactly solve them with cm
>Teacher gives me a weird look and asks how can I make the same calculating error in all the questions
>Ask him what he means by that
>Learn that inch isn't the American way to say cm and they aren't same
>tfw dick is actually 1.5 inches and 4.75 cm erect
My life turned fucking upside down, I'm a fucking retarded dicklet
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>>34911194
that means my dick its fucking 25 cm???? ohhh
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lmao shrekt
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>>34911194
Actually a similar thing happened with my gf with UK US breast sizes, her tits were smaller than she thought :8
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Best thing I've read all week
Fucking thanks OP
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I fucking lost it and spit soup all over the bus
>100 kek
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>>34911194
but at least you have good taste in TV series, OP. I'd watch unsere mutter unsere vater with you
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OP is a bait, Europeans either have rulers and other measurement tools only with cm or they have double scales with both inches and cm. An average non-imperial European also has barely any idea how much an inch or a foot is in cm. It's virtually impossible to make this mistake.
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