What do you guys think of my pet duck?

That's a land duck. No relation to a sea duck.

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I think he looks nice, very nice.

>>34911153
He looks kinda angry.

>>34911153
A-aren't those poisonous?

>>34911153
it's a very qt duck

why did you shave it though

>>34911247
Only the males just like with humans.

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>>34911174
no relation to pic related either

>>34911153
Cute chubby little guy

He seems to have a bad attitude. Like he's about to slap your shit.

>>34911247
I'm quite sure that's actually an echidna, not a platypus.

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>>34911270
t.a stupid girl who knows nothing
NOTHING

>>34911153
BUT WAIT
do you here that?
aw shit nigga this boy's theme song is playing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MeGVzRlNg5k

>>34911367
this alone makes S3 better than S3K

and the sub boss music

wow, is that really a duck? I've never seen a duck like that before... but I trust you, OP.

can we see his boipus?

>>34911153
I think you should give him a kiss on the forehead for being a good boy.

>>34911347
I actually made that infograph and all of the sources are fake lol
typical stupid male.....

>>34911492
fuck off
i spent a whole day making it myself
stupid female(male)

>>34911570
You're doin God's work anon

Keep those roasties toasty

>>34911570
how could you have made it yourself if I made it myself?
Liar

>>34911732
i didn't make it
it was a joke
please don't look at me
i don't want t o live as a liar
i'm so sad

>>34911770
Good on you for being honest at least.

I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed.

>>34911768
It took me literally 2 hours to piece together, so just stop larping as a girl who made it ironically, all the sources are real and the graphs are real.

>>34911894
my love for you is real too

>>34911770
Pathetic female larper, go kys

>>34912055
i wish i could do it
but i;m too weak
im really sorry

>>34911153
Sorry to tell you but your duckling has autismos

>>34911153
I think your duck has autism

>>34911153
He looks like a mole

>>34912288
your face is a mole

sorry if that offended you it was a joke because i'm really insecure of my own faults so i try to mention others' flaws in order to make my self feel better about my own

>>34911153
Duckes go quack quack quack

>>34911153
I think your autism has a duck

i wish i was your duck
i would bend over suggestively and twitch my tiny tail in a seductive motion hoping you would touch my tender spot

>>34912733
If I was you no matter what I would do or say would make me feel better.

Guys this is a baby echidna, or a puggle. Look it up on youtube and thank me later

>>34911153
OMG THATSSS SOOOO CUTEEEE
Look at him, so chubby!
His little eyes!!
His littles paws!!
You made my day, so cuteeeeee

Thats a platypus pham

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>>34911153
Max Rebo/10

>>34915150
Ortolans are cute

>>34914485
fuck off my board you roastie cunt

>>34912077
You're probably not serious, but please don't kill yourself. I remember posting ironic shit like this when I wanted to die hoping somebody would care about me.