BF APPLICATION THREAD

>>34911109
Thank you, FBI
I will remember this info

>>34911112
Why would Trump sick the FBI on the people who memed him to victory?

>>34911109
Why?
So they can ghost me?

>>34911109
> State/Country
US new jersey
> Age
Late 20s
> Height - Weight
5'7 133
> Ethnicity
White/Mixed
> Education/Career
Just ask
> Political leaning
Neutral/Right
> Mental/Physical impairments
I dont self diagnose
> 1 thing you've been complimented on
My intelligence
> Hobbies
Poetry
> Why should a qt pick you over Chad?
I am truly what you need my darling

>>34911109

> State/Country
Arizona
> Age
21
> Height - Weight
6'1" 175lbs
> Ethnicity
Caucasian
> Education/Career
Working on a finance degree
> Political leaning
Radical centrist
> Mental/Physical impairments
None
> 1 thing you've been complimented on
I've been told my dick is pretty nice (7.5x6)
> Hobbies
Motorcycles and basketball
> Why should a qt pick you over Chad?
I will probably be nicer to you than him

>>34911109
>Dudes post applications, qts please read and respond
>
>> State/Country
CA USA
>> Age
18
>> Height - Weight
6'0" 225 lbs
>> Ethnicity
White
>> Education/Career
HS, considering college
>> Political leaning
Not political at all, no leaning
>> Mental/Physical impairments
Looks like a little sperg, maybe autismo, not too bad. Suicidal and depressed off and on tho
>> 1 thing you've been complimented on
Work ethic
>> Hobbies
mmorpgs, animu, manga
>> Why should a qt pick you over Chad?
Your call, I can't think of anything

>>34911109
>> State/Country
Romania
>> Age
19
>> Height - Weight
1.83/ 90 kg
>> Ethnicity
white or caucasian or whatever you call it here
>> Education/Career
studying english
>> Political leaning
not liberal
>> Mental/Physical impairments
my hands are hairy
>> 1 thing you've been complimented on
my humor, eyes.
>> Hobbies
down to whatever
>> Why should a qt pick you over Chad?
lol

>>34911109
> State/Country
America/Arizona
> Age
19
> Height - Weight
5'11/250
> Ethnicity
white
> Education/Career
kek. nothing solid yet. Drug dealer, maybe
> Political leaning
Filthy leftie hippie.
> Mental/Physical impairments
Typical robot autism
> 1 thing you've been complimented on
>implying
> Hobbies
History, psychedelics, shitposting, anime.
> Why should a qt pick you over Chad?
no self respecting woman should desu idk why im doing this


>>34911278
Hey fellow Arizonafag.

WA/USA
26
5'10'' 175lb
white
MPA/being a trust neet while looking for a job
broadly right wing
schizoid personality, compulsive loner
my eyebrows, old ladies, even random ones at work or w/e say I'm attractive but never young ones
literature, video/tabletop games, masturbation
because i have such a low sense of self worth i could never work up the courage to leave or cheat on you

Where are the Ausfag bfs

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>>34911109
>USA, Wisconsin
>28
>5'8" 210
>White
>1 year left of IT school
>Right-libertarian: Ask me about the details and I'll autisticly explain what I believe.
>Only depression once in a while
>Complimented on??? :( Maybe being a hard worker
>D&D, board games, camping, shooting, and painting minis

A QT 3.141 should pick me over Chad because Chad is just going to pump and dump you anyways. I'll pump you and keep you.

>>34911973
>white
Nice try evil gypsy demon

i only read hobbies, please expand more on that and who you are as a person

>>34911109
> State/Country
Finland
> Age
27
> Height - Weight
5'9 190
> Ethnicity
White
> Education/Career
unemployed
> Political leaning
Don't care enough to have one
> Mental/Physical impairments
IBS
> 1 thing you've been complimented on
loyalty
> Hobbies
tfw no gf
> Why should a qt pick you over Chad?
implying

> State/Country
ireland
> Age
25
> Height - Weight
1.75m, 70kg
> Ethnicity
white irish
> Education/Career
admin
> Political leaning
centrist
> Mental/Physical impairments
alcoholism
> 1 thing you've been complimented on
ass
> Hobbies
drinking, memes, gym
> Why should a qt pick you over Chad?
if i know her up i'll take her to the abortion clinic and pay for everything

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>>34913228
Hey dude I live in Madison. Wanna hang out?

>>34912991
>Western Australia
>18
>6'6" 97kgs
>Deutch/Italian
>Uni Student/Cyber Security
>Moderately libertarian centrist
>Depression, ADHD
>Intelligent
>Basketball, gaming, cycling

>>34911109
These threads are pathetic. I feel sad for all the desperate betas in them.

>State/Country
Kentucky
>Age
Early 30's
>Height - Weight
5'6 135
>Ethnicity
White
>Education/Career
tech
>Political leaning
political atheist
>Mental/Physical impairments
height
>1 thing you've been complimented on
youthful look
>Hobbies
sports/games/reading
>Why should a qt pick you over Chad?
LMAO, you shouldn't

>>34911278
What type of bikes you ride?

>>34913813

Saoo Paulo?

Comentario original

>Vic/Aus
>23
>180cm 65kg
>white
>Bachelor of Economics/Arts
>center, but Australian center which is like American socialist
>none
>eyebrows
>vidya, investing
>I literally cannot think of a single reason

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>>34911109
>> State/Country
The Netherlands
>> Age
22
>> Height - Weight
187cm - 75kg
>> Ethnicity
Caucasian
>> Education/Career
Studying CompSci
>> Political leaning
Center
>> Mental/Physical impairments
Autism
>> 1 thing you've been complimented on
"You have nice eyes!"
>> Hobbies
Photography, programming, reading
>> Why should a qt pick you over Chad?
I tried to think of something but I couldn't.

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>>34912991
>New South Wales
>18
>6'2 143kg
>Whitey
>Finished high school with not much else going on
>Libertarian right leaning
>Depression, fat fuck but still quite muscular and strong
>Sense of humour
>Literature, films, video games, lifting, throwing away my youth on the chong
>Implying you would

>>34913875
nope,i live in the northeast fellow cumpanheiro

> State/Country
The Netherlands - Amsterdam
> Age
22
> Height - Weight
178cm
> Ethnicity
Caucasian. My dads Jewish.
> Education/Career
Doing a training to work with mental patients on the basis from my own experience.
> Political leaning
Centrist leaning conservative.
> Mental/Physical impairments
I got out of a 9 year long depression for which I am currently hospitalized. Other diagnosis is schizophrenia.
> 1 thing you've been complimented on
Sexual performance
> Hobbies
Meditating (vipassana) and reading about psychiatry, politics, military unfoldings.
> Why should a qt pick you over Chad?
Can have a good convo with me.

Skype fortune.cookie7

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>>34911231
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>>34913978
Not even 1 response
Here is the (you)!

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>>34913457
do I look evil? :(

> State/Country
MO/USA
> Age
18
> Height - Weight
6'2 - 139 lbs.
> Ethnicity
White
> Education/Career
High School
> Political leaning
Very Left (Socialist)
> Mental/Physical impairments
I like anime
> 1 thing you've been complimented on
My music (they were probably just taking pity)
> Hobbies
Anime, Rollerskating, Synthesizers, Audio Production
> Why should a qt pick you over Chad?
They shouldn't

> State/Country
Chile
> Age
22
> Height - Weight
1.85cm/80kg
> Ethnicity
White skin, brown hair, green eyes
> Education/Career
Graphic design in uni
> Political leaning
Anarchist
> Mental/Physical impairments
Bipolar with antisocial traits
> 1 thing you've been complimented on
Eyes, my art
> Hobbies
Graffiti, drugs and hiphop things
> Why should a qt pick you over Chad?
Daddy issues

>>34911109
> State/Country
Cleveland, Ohio
> Age
19
> Height - Weight
5'11" - No fucking clue, I guess maybe 180-200 or so?
> Ethnicity
White (Slav)
> Education/Career
Working on degree in English and History, Pre-Unemployment Concentration.
> Political leaning
Far Right.
> Mental/Physical impairments
Asthma, Low muscle tone, I procrastinate like fuck
> 1 thing you've been complimented on
I have a good voice!
> Hobbies
Radio broadcasting, art, anime, cosplay, 4chan
> Why should a qt pick you over Chad?
Fuck, I don't know. I'll tell good bedtime stories to the kids and turn them into bestselling novels.

>>34914491
>anime, cosplay

>Georgia, USA
>21
>6'3" - 175lbs
>mixed
>software developer
>socialist
>narcissism
>eyes (central heterochromia, green/brown)
>cooking, vidya, programming, gardening
>I am Chad

>>34914627
What part of Ga are you from?

>>34914627
>>34914591
You guys seem like a perfect match for each other

>>34914627

>Chad stealing my ga girls

Goddammit go back to soc

>>34914707
Near atlanta. OTP East.

>>34914627
>mixed
>socialist
>muh eyes
How many girls did you fuck last weekend?

>>34914752
Same as always, zero.

>>34914747
Oh, I'm in Gwinnett.

>State/Country
NC, USA
>Age
19
>Height - Weight
5'11 ft, ~150 lbs
>Ethnicity
No
>Education/Career
College Student (Physical Science)
>Political leaning
Centrist
>Mental/Physical impairments
Slight Right Libertarian (I really don't care)
>1 thing you've been complimented on
My face/body
>Hobbies
School Extracurriculars
>Why should a qt pick you over Chad?
Future Earning potential

>>34914795
>>34914752
>>34914747
>>34914724
>>34914707
>>34914627
y are you samefaggin so hard?

>>34914824
Well "near" in my case was arbitrary. I live in Gwinett county as well.

>>34911109
>State/Country
Iowa
>Age
19
>Height/Weight
6 foot, 180 lbs
>Education/Career
In my last semester at junior college, going to uni this fall for comp sci. Currently I work as a manager at a hardware store
>Political leaning
I lean more right
>Mental/Physical impairments
none. I go to 4chan, so that might be a mental impairment
>Complimented on
my cooking and baking. I make really good cookies
>Hobbies
Cooking and photography
>why me?
I have a steady job and I am pretty easy going

>middle eastern dictatorship shithole
>19
>6foot something, 55 kilos
>middle eastern
>college dropout
>can't say because I'll be thrown in prison for 25 years, I support trump tho.
>depressed, Illy skinny, nomatter how much I eat I don't gain weight.
>"you look like a mental patient"
>vidya, long aimless roadtrips
>I don't want a qt, I just want someone to talk to, it's awfully silent here.

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>>34911109

> State/Country
az usa
> Age
23
> Height - Weight
6'2, 164
> Ethnicity
white
> Education/Career
lmao, some college, work a shit job currently
> Political leaning
centrist, probably more left though
> Mental/Physical impairments
Social autism, its becoming more managable.
> 1 thing you've been complimented on
My art and musical ability. Been told im extremely funny, but my humor is mostly dry and deadpan so im not sure how much I believe that
> Hobbies
Art/music/comics/writing/drugs (mostly psychedelics)
> Why should a qt pick you over Chad?
I dont even know lmao.

Why does everybody respond to these FBI datamining threads?

>>34915127
I'm already in a lot of watch lists so what ev

> State/Country
Russia

> Age
25

> Height - Weight
176cm 80kg

> Ethnicity
Slav

> Education/Career
Solid job in the gamedev, middle class

> Political leaning
Don't give a fuck

> Mental/Physical impairments
None

> 1 thing you've been complimented on
Being smart (quick witted)

> Hobbies
Games, animu, boards, programming

> Why should a qt pick you over Chad?
Won't find a chad with whom you would have shared interests if you have similar hobbies to mine

>>34915127
In hopes of obtaining a qtpa2t gf ofc.

>CT, USA
>19
>5'11 around 190
>white as snow
>college dropout, taking online classes now
>hippie
>liberalism, need for snuggles, can't cum easy
>fingering skills, """"smart""""", """""funny"""""
>vidya
I have basically all the time in the world and it takes probably way too much to make me mad, not that I'm a doormat but I'm able to put up with quirks and autism so long as you know what you want out of a relationship

>>34911231
>just ask

Please, fuck off.

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>>34915127
why do you think the fbi would give a shit about you at all. being an edgy slob loser on a khazak bonfire lighting imageboard is not a crime. this is like when /pol/ tries to pretend like they actually influenced the election

>>34915127
>FBI datamining
>implying it isn't based Putin preparing to wreck our boipussies when a coup takes over the white house
Not very redpilled

>>34915260
But they did you faggot, the banter that goes on there pretty much created this stupid new term we hear about all the time called "the alt-right"
Don't underestimate weaponised autism

>>34915368
less weaponized autism, more digital Ouija, whoever controls kek/dubs just happens to reveal himself now instead of some other time for some other cause

> State/Country
UK
> Age
18
> Height - Weight
5ft 7, 55-60kg
> Ethnicity
White Irish
> Education/Career
DCE at A levels, currently set for distinction in BTEC business level 3
> Political leaning
Far-right/third position not too bothered about politics anymore I must admit
> Mental/Physical impairments
Very mild scoliosis (curvature of the spine)
> 1 thing you've been complimented on
Everyone I've spoken with thinks I'm very intelligent and insightful.
> Hobbies
Fencing, shooting, reading, video games, sailing, anime, classic and foreign cinema, camping, hiking, Judo, and lots of other things
> Why should a qt pick you over Chad?
I will love you conditionally

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>>34911109
> State/Country
Germany
> Age
24
> Height - Weight
165cm 55kge
> Ethnicity
White
> Education/Career
NEET
> Political leaning
Center
> Mental/Physical impairments
I'm diagnosed with depression, social anxiety and avoidant personality disorder.
> 1 thing you've been complimented on
My eyes
> Hobbies
Video games, anime/manga and doing some cardio.
> Why should a qt pick you over Chad?
Because she can have me all to herself

Usa
22
5'8 155lb
White but look a little mexican(??)
Dropout, going back for cs, currently working
>Mental impairments
I think im a girl (but know im a guy) ive taken estrogen pills for 3 years now and im literally castrated. Dik still works tho. Adhd and depression due to family history

Ive been called kinda cute, and fun

Because chad isnt a castrated boyfriend, i win out there

>>34915437
>conditionally
did you mean unconditionally or do you need a girl to have money or stay skinny?

>>34915465
Do you like getting your head patted and cooking? If so you're perfect

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>>34915490
Yes to both, cooking is one of my few 'hobbies' along with candlemaking, vidya and very noob photog

>>34915468
I meant unconditionally fuck I can't even post on /r9k/ properly.

>>34915160
go back to habr

>>34914866
Nice, hmu then. It's nice having people in the same state.
Sc:anonloveskitty

>>34911109
>> State/Country
Netherlands
>> Age
20
>> Height - Weight
6'4 - 175
>> Ethnicity
Aryan
>> Education/Career
Student Software
>> Political leaning
LMFAO wHo cAREAS HAHA Xd
>> Mental/Physical impairments
Social retardation
>> 1 thing you've been complimented on
My eyes, as a joke, when I was 12
>> Hobbies
Vidya
>> Why should a qt pick you over Chad?
Absolutely no idea. Because love doesn't have to make sense ecks dee

>>34911109
>> State/Country
Florida
>> Age
20
>> Height - Weight
5'8 120lbs
>> Ethnicity
White
>> Education/Career
College student
>> Political leaning
Conservative leaning
>> Mental/Physical impairments
Possibly Borderline Personality Disorder
>> 1 thing you've been complimented on
I'm very physically attractive in a "pretty" way
>> Hobbies
Study of religion
>> Why should a qt pick you over Chad?
I'm a good listener and not a beta. Down to do a lot of things and somewhat impulsive at times.

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>>34911109
>> State/Country
Mexico

>> Age
23

>> Height - Weight
5' 10'' - 75 kg

>> Education/Career
English Literature

>> Political leaning
don't give a fuck about politics

>> Mental/Physical impairments
very mild speech impediment (not so fluent)

>> 1 thing you've been complimented on
People seem to like my writing

>> Hobbies
writing, reading, playing the piano and guitar, was into Urbex some years ago

>> Why should a qt pick you over Chad?
Because Chads are plastic, basic manwhores with no personality of their own.


me on the right btw

>>34911109
az(tempe)/us
19
5'4.5
white/Asian shota
comp Sci student
"fuck off and let me be and I'll return the favor"
somethings off and obody has ever been able to name it. also some genetic shit
computer skills
computers, guitar
I'm cute

>>34915688
fucking rtz fangay

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>>34915854
rtzW

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> State/Country
Southern California
> Age
21
> Height - Weight
5'5 145 lbs
> Ethnicity
Asian
> Education/Career
ask
> Political leaning
Neutral right leaning
> 1 thing you've been complimented on
never heard of one but people have said I'm quite obsessive with my hobbies
> Hobbies
Literature, drawing, fitness, anime
> Why should a qt pick you over Chad?
I don't have a lot of friends

Contact me: nyanabcd16 at gmail com
I hope you're close to me at least

>>34915490
Where'd you to bb?

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> State/Country
VA / USA
> Age
28
> Height - Weight
6"6'
> Ethnicity
Vanilla
> Education/Career
Engineering / sysadmin
> Political leaning
Fuck everything. People are cattle to governments.
> Mental/Physical impairments
Bipolar but decently stable these days
> 1 thing you've been complimented on
Cooking skills
> Hobbies
Cooking, guitar, computers, gaming, death metal
> Why should a qt pick you over Chad?
I'm actually pretty fucking awesome

>>34916189
>16
GET OFF MY BOARD YOU FUCKING LITTLE SHIT

>>34915051
I'm curious, what musical inclination do you have?

>Georgia
>22
>5'10" 220lbs
>asian
>uni
>engineering
>conservative, pol
>symptoms of schizo undiagnosed
>arm size
>making asian food, anime, v
>friendless khv