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***WARNING BULLSHIT MAN IS PATROLLING THIS THREAD, ANY ALT RIGHT BULLSHIT WILL NOT BE TOLERATED***

>>34910802
Is it possible to get accutane without prescription? If no, can you go to nhs with me?

hypothetically, if i combined high doses of benzos, alcohol, and beta blockers could i peacefully kill myself? i do have a high tolerance to both alcohol and benzos so that might be an issue though.

>>34910834
no

charcoal fire or bust

>>34910806
>funded by the UK government
So the NHS is slowly dieing but its ok. We spent 60 million bongs on this.

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>>34910806

Karl vs the British government incoming

>>34910828
no, you can't. I used to have pretty bad acne but I started just putting a thin layer of benzoyl peroxide on my face every night and it's really helped.

>>34910834
You might choke on your vomit in your sleep, maybe.

I've done something like that a few times, but always woke up.

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>>34910806
>60 MILLION on a shitty GCSE tier poster

wow the tories really do have their priorities straight

>>34910806
Is bullshit man meant to be a man who calls out bullshit or a man who spouts bullshit? I feel like this lack of clarity is a problem in the campaign.

>tfw tucking into a freshly baked tiger loaf from the local tesco bakery

it doesn't get any better than this

>>34910878
I dont want to waste time on "weak" methods.

>>34910887
why are the words backwards

okay. immigration. just to appease you.

step 1. stop bombing other countries. end war. no more refugees. this should be utmost priority.
step 2. solicit skilled migrants and their families
step 3. accept refugees in select locations, appropriate for them, not just randomly dumping them all over europe.
step 4. subject immigrants to deportation based upon reasonable conditions
step 5. create a project to make migrants useful, for example, in under represented sectors, turn em into farmers or something, create skilled labour instead of complaining
step 6. work with other countries to populate them with their own citizens in a manner comparable to what they would get from immigration. obvs war has to end first, but they wont come here if they have shit in their own countries more than rubble and blood and dictatorships and dead family members and fascist police

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>>34910802

>tfw got a nice chicken pizziola subway for lunch
>tfw night shift at sainsburys tonight
>tfw coworkers are all old as fuck, one of them is an schizo who talks to the shelves he refreshes with stock
>tfw i dont wanna stay here all my life, been applying for few programming jobs though, will be comfy if i get one
>tfw no giant gf

hows everyones day lads so far?

>>34910902
does it matter? mr sheklestien of sheklestien and sheklestien ad agency can buy his new bmw now

OP, y u no link to previous thread? :(

>>34910943
I didn't think I really needed to

>>34898426

>>34910929
>you will never crawl inside a giant loli's vagina

Why even live?

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what's the best drug to kill yourself with?

Whats the best gamemode and why is it CTF?

>>34910966
should be in the original comment usually. its cool, no one cares that much/enough

>>34910988
love :)

>>34910998
Domination style personally

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*insert pointless preamble and hamhanded attempt at a joke*

Post waifus.

>>34910998
Big team battle.

>>34910988

>Morphene not top

>:(

>>34910988
>eat cigarettes
>die

>>34910998
depends on the game rly

>>34911027
who dat?
*googly eyes*

>>34910968
crawling inside a real one? vagina that is, not giant loli (how is this even a thing?)

>>34910916
Anything with it?
Or just the delicious bread?

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>>34911027
I'm playing Theme Hospital and having the time of my life
>tfw Sim games don't exist anymore

>>34910806
that is just.... absolutely fucking awful...
fuck, ive seen better shit done for free done by amateurs posting for fun on chonz

>>34910802
wew. You used the proper OP pic.

I am off to find the buried goods. Wish me luck

>>34911084
fucken love those games
too bad they're all ancient and outdated and shit

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>>34911027
Why not

>>34911084
They do but now they're shitty p2p mobile games

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>>34911069
>who dat?
>*googly eyes*

>>34911084
Shit, I used to love theme hospital. I got it from one of Origins "on the house" things a while ago. Then promptly gave up.

>>34911084
>>34911096
>>34911097
>completely missed the massive popular, massively well rated Planet Coaster

>>34911073
packet of crinkle cut kettle chips

>>34911094
just had a look and lold. quite a few things wrong with it tho, not least of all, that ice should be melting. some of the images need to be chosen, arranged and written with more care.
text in an image is not an extension of mere visual themes, but also literary/communicative ones
compare for example the writing on the wall, e.g. in Portal

>pressing pause on a youtube live stream doesn't pause it for others watching too

I only found this out recently.

>>34911131
well thats a healthy dose of autism

>>34911107
ahhh crisp sandwich... with ketchup, I assume?

>>34911105
oh, ta for the recommend
>looks
>45 bux
wut no thanks also fuck you cunt

>>34911104
what do you think I meant? a name will do, jesus fuck

Don't know why it didn't occur to me earlier but you guys are all massive retards

>>34911160
>:(

well, yeah, thats why we're here instead of being paid millions for advertising or producing military hardware or gassing immigrants or whatever the fuckit is that rich fuckers do

>>34911149
>what do you think I meant? a name will do, jesus fuck
I'm not getting high and mighty because you don't know who Saber is, I'm getting high and mighty because of the pure concentrated autism delivered in those two lines.

>>34911160
what did you think this board was for?

>>34911107
Personally not a fan of crisp sandwiches.
When I lived by a Tesco I got tiger bread precut, the cheap ham, Coleman's mustard and a bag of the rocket based salad.
Would last about two days.
Delicious.

>>34911149
nah I use dairylea instead of butter

>>34911190
sounds nice, I usually polish mine off by the evening though

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>>34911160
but everyone told me I was smart for getting into a russell group uni

hey you guys, we should have a little competition to make a new op image for britfeel, or if that seems too difficult, maybe we can contribute ideas, phrases, or little images to be used as posters or something
don't get me wrong, i DO like it the way it is, I just feel it could be improved in many ways.
anyone serious about making a (slightly) better britfeel? or should we remain shitfeel? don't get me wrong, I am up for that, just, I think other people wouldnt.... it'd be nice if britfeel spread to other boards, or inspired something good in other threads too. be not a cancer n all dat

>>34911218
maybe we should pay two iraqi jews 60 million quid to come up with one

>>34911190
sounds yummy and is makken me hungery

>>34911206
manage your meals with in-between stuff if you want to save it for tomorrow. dairlea is hella nice tho so i dont blame you.. but still, just eat something else alongside it. I like a glass of milk, along with some pressups.

>>34911218
Stop making me do work. We should just use the same britfeel image everyday but add a number to the bottom each time

>>34911218
I have no skills. I have no idea how the contributors even made such a fantastic image that we have at the moment.

urgh, the fucking drip
I forgot how bad it was

>>34910988
i thought nitrous could kill very quickly and without warning

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>>34911232
lol u

>>34911248
i dont mind doing it all... really... maybe sarcastic, but a number is a good idea, perhaps a date/time stamp?

>>34911252
its fucking ace me matey... just i have so many ideas, like SO MANY IDEAS I CAN'T STOP THEM HELP ME IM SO CREATIVE AND I MUST MAKE A BETTER BRITFEEL IMAGE OOOOH GOOOODDDADADSASNSDHG

p.s. image is fucking sick bros, keep up the good work :)

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>>34911160

takes one to know two mate

fuck misspell, im retarted *SHART*

GOD BLART IT, IM RESARTED

NO U SHUT UP

>>34911283
the only way nitrous can kill you is if you breathe nothing but it
but that could be said about anything that isn't air

>>34911160
No shit mate. That's like going to a hospital and being suprised when all the patients are ill.

I still love it here though

Don't know why it didn't occur to me earlier but you guys are all nice blokes who are trying your best!

out of curiosity, how many britfeels do you get thru a day?
I saw about 50-60 unique posters, probably some people posting from more than one device...

>>34911206
Do you eat anything else though? Cos I would also have loads of sweets and maybe some crisps and a 2l bottle of Dr p.
>>34911242
Pressups? Jesus. How'd you pull yourself away from the anime?

>>34911351

Depends on my mood. I always follow the main thread obviously.

Sometimes I go back to archives and marathon a few classic threads. It's a great thrill when I recognise an old post of mine, the (You)s feel just like new.

why do roasties put so much emphasis on height? to them a 6'3 guy with a shit life is better than a 5'6 nice face, millionaire, good job, 9 inch dick, confident guy

>>34911387

Because they want tall, good looking children, not midget kids.

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>>34911322
fucken lol

>>34911373
huh? I use anime to get myself in the mood dawg. I wouldnt be able to move without it!

>>34911387
they dont its a lie, its actually about self-belief and saying its about something else is meant to be calling you out to see if you can handle it.

>>34911373
Yeah of course mate 90% of my income goes on snacks and fizzy pop.

Putting off going to town to get a haircut. Scared they are gonna laugh at my balding and ask why I have not had a haircut in like a year.
Don't know what to get either. Number 2 all over. Or some Turkish gel look on top lol.
Why is life so hard?

I don't know why its only just occurred to me, but I'm a massive retard

>>34911420
post pics? I am good with hair :p

>>34911420
go to the italians

>>34911425
it occurred to me too

>>34911440
yes! the italians! they'll know what to do! off to Italy lads!

>>34911425
y tho

>>34911413
DON'T FUCKING LIE TO ME DANIEL

>>34911420
yes. life is soooooo hard... i pity you, really.

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>>34911420
I got so bald, I don't even go to the barbers anymore. just razor blade that shit of, every few days. Looks so much better shaved off completely.

>>34911420
haven't had a haircut in 2 years
last time I got it cut it was as long as it is now

>>34911485
such a lovely doggo, trying to convince my parents to get a chocolate lab

>the name of our Galaxy is "The Milky Way"

ridiculous

>>34911521
what would you name it

use an electric shaver, much more convenient than using a razor on its own tbqh, but both together is probably the best bet. if you can afford it

>>34911521

I bet the aliens are laughing at us.

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>>34911027
posted
unoreeeeginal

>>34911541
how is this comment original?

p.s. you didn't ask me, but i'd call it "home of the earth" :p

>>34911541
Galactica Prima

>>34911420
I just get a 5 all over every couple of months.

>>34911575

It's easy to beat the robot

>>34911575

lt's easy to beat the robot

>>34911521
it gives birth to all life as we know it

would you rather it be called the creampie swirly?

>>34911590
r u god?
lol i think i know actually but if im right, you already know me too...???? (???)

anyone else doing press ups? c'mon guys!

>>34911503
Yeah, he's great. you can't go wrong with a chocolate lab, Such good temperament and very smart.

>>34911605
Don't think so buddy, life began a few thousand years after the big bang when the entire universe was in the "goldilocks zone".

>>34911575
>>34911583
these both suck some major ass

>>34911624
okay, how about "your moms vagina"? that doing it for you?

>>34911624
As if "milky way" is any better

somebody from the greenparty just knocked on the door
just looking at him was depressing so I spat on him and slammed the door

If aliens arrived tomorrow with a new religion, would you convert?

>>34911619
are you sure?
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Graphical_timeline_of_the_universe

>>34911632
actually in latin mothers vagina would be pretty good
>>34911645
at least it makes sense

>>34911667
doh! was trying to insult you, not be all mystical and profound... damn.. back to press ups :(

>>34911680
oh also i forgot
>mom
gtfo infiltrator

>>34911652
so i assume you'd vote for "kick your ass party"??
if he was depressing i thought you might get along!

>>34911692
wtf? do you want timestamp with bbc news or something? fugg
mom is a valid contraction of mother, dafuq?
aint no americanisms in cyberspace flameboy

>>34910025
this is some dank shit
https://youtu.be/Cl3o11A2vzw

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>>34911420
>>34911429
This is my hair. Obviously don't wear it like this. Just had shower.
>>34911464
Social interaction is hard. You should realise this! Posting here.
>>34911440
>>34911454
Last time I went to Italians. Was 20 quid!!!

>>34911744
>before the invention of Pinyin, literacy rates in China were at 20%

Don't know why its only just occurred to me but kit kat chunkies are actually quite nice

neighbour came around for some milk because her mix raced grankid was 'desperate for a cuppa' get out you old wino

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>>34911027
smashing that post waifu button.

no this week tonight so i might kill myself or listen to old clips while wanking to diane abbott

>>34911836
And I ate a kit kat chunky only half an hour ago... weird

>>34911827
JUST shave it mate. Buy some clippers, shave it down to a 2 or something and enjoy your new freedom and free haircuts for life. People will get used to it in a few weeks.

Is the postcode lottery a scam, lads?

>>34911837
>sure let me get you some
*brings milk bottle to door*
*stares at lady with the opened bottle of milk*
>Cup your hands then
*make pouring gesture*

>>34911827
Are you me? Same receeding pattern, same hair colour, same trimmed beard, same chest hair.

Fuck. I'm scared.

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>>34911027
I need all waifufags to be sacrificed

>tfw no cute NEET to cuddle all day

there's a girl in the same town as me and I matched with her on tinder and she is literally perfect. I've never wanted to shag someone so much but I'm too scared to message her. why can't I just be normal...

>>34911881
Are you significantly balder on the right hand side?

>>34911827
shave the lot off, take the plunge now before you end up combing it over like an embarrassment for the next 20 years

>autistic things supposeded normies have done
my friends dad is a headmaster of a primary school, one year he went to costume day as Mikhail Gorbachev, red mark and all

>>34911924
Just play it cool, remember that you managed to match with her despite all odds, so it means you've got looks to back you up

>>34911947
A bit, yeah. It receeded up the right temple further than the left.

If you are me then I'm so sorry, m8. I tried, I did. Our life is shit.

>>34911924
Message her and chat with her as you would any of your normal mates. If it works out then great, if it doesn't then great. What you don't want is to spend your time worrying about being someone else just to appease her, constantly trying to guess at what she wants you to be rather than being who you want yourself to be.

>>34911827
you look quite decent from that angle tbqh, how about some other angles?
have you tried hair back? I think you might benefit from some hair falling to the side or in front, but majority to the back.
whether it goes around your ears and is visible or not from the front also affects it. need more pics desu.
combing will make it look thinner, but if you can pull off a smarter look, more power to you

>>34911864
>>34911956
I skinned it with a razor when I was 20 and when it was nowhere near this bad.
Everyone said hair is better. Some people still say don't shave it now.
Conflicting advice is what makes it so difficult.

>tfw you've ended up in the same position as some school drop-out stoner who does nothing all day but you've never touched drugs or had friends in your life

wow

>>34911924
>someone's online persona
>literally perfect

>>34912013
I mean in looks. she's exactly my type. I couldn't care less about her "personality"

>>34912006
you seem good looking, but you might try putting on some facial muscles, or growing a beard or something.

>>34911827
That looks pretty far gone desu. Keeping it long like that is a dangerous game. You start spending ages trying to get it to look right, combing bits over here and there. Next thing you've got a full on comb over, and everyone else can see it but you. I talk from experience.

>>34912030
post a bit of her lad, I want to dream and imagine I could get matches on tinder

>>34912061
you sound like a fool. there are infinite ways to handle it, only one of which is to get rid of it entirely. examine what you have in detail BEFORE you destroy it

this is the guy who was offering infografix for basemet dwellers. would anons be interested in a tinder for socially inept weebs? I guarantee it is possible to get matches, but i want to make material to educate you on stages beyond that too...

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>TFW you found a local dentist run by whites
>TFW it's closer than the paki dentists
>TFW you hope they have a place so you can get in and get your chompers fixed
>TFW you're going to be a chad with perfect teeth
>TFW you're going to hit post then go for a bike ride to improve your fitness
>TFW you will be the alpha chad of your village but still enjoy anime.

>>34912088
Don't bother. It will be full of robots and no women. If it does get any women they will be fucked up or swarmed so hard they will leave. It's happened countless times in the past.

>>34912088
Japs don't use tinder.

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>>34911899
Promise to do me first.

>>34912088
im socially awkward and shit with women but even i know that robot women are too far gone. robot guys are normally just shy because they have been bullied. robot women are normally literally mentally ill or ham beasts. all women have to do is look half decent and they can get a fella in real life or on the dating sites.

if a women resorts to going for basement dwellers, its probably because she is extremely desperate due to being very ugly.

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>>34912064
you're all probably going to say she's ugly and a slag or whatever but I don't care. I don't know what it is about her but I just really want to shag her.

>>34912072
And you sound like a condescending cunt. I've been through that shit, explored many options. And the only real way to deal with hair loss is just shave it all off. You can get a hair transplant, if it bothers you that much, but you have to keep going back when you lose more hair, it can wind up costing A LOT of money.

>>34912186
I've shagged her mate. She was like a dead fish.
Swallowed like a good girl though.

>>34912186
i can see the appeal. she isnt exactly my type but i wouldent say no.

>>34912201
I can't, can you explain it to me?
Can't even tell if she has a cunt or not.

>>34912219
>can you explain it to me?

some people are into tomboy looking girls, dont know how to explain why, i guess they like to be more submissive?

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>>3491218

Oregi alyvd haea

i meant a tinder guide, not a seperate app for robots. but it would cover, fashion, health, culture, and more.

>>34912188
yes, i am condescending. the best bet is to grow a beard, it improves any hairstyle, including baldness
i do not advocate transplants, just managing the condition. most people shave entirely when a few inches or centimetres of hair would suit their skull shape and fashion style much better, everyone must experiment, not cut it all off. its not exactly advice

>>34912186
she looks nice :3 would fuck her brains out. what is she like?

>>34912166
don't be mean. its not about gender, but dysfunction.
we are broken by gender, and healed by it too

>>34912248
Meant to reply to >>34912186
She got that bowie clown look going on

>>34912131
this pic is fucking stupid.

good things are meant to be shared, not hoarded.
if you're not one of the enjoyers, you're one of the haters

>dentist says I have a very strong tongue

maybe I would be good at cunnilingus hehe eheheh

>>34911899
leave them alone or i'll do worse to you >:(

>>34912280
>don't be mean

im not trying to be mean, im just being honest. the dating world is completely different with men, and women.

even shy, socially inept women can get chads because guys have lower standards. being broken as a man and women are two completely different things. even a broken women can get a fella. so the only women who will go on these sites are going to be genuinely ill women like ones with agoraphobia or schizophrenia. If the one of decent women goes on there, she will be swarmed by so many guys that she will leave anyway.

>>34912302
You can't please everyone. Sharing a hobby means you have to streamline, casualise and homogenise so everyone can have a go. And that ruins it.

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>>34912283
I really want to give her a good dicking you're all being too harsh. I bet none of you are higher than a 5/10. heres another pic of her.

is it really fucking hot or do I have a fever

>>34912330
Was your dentist female? If it was a man who said it, then he wants you sucking his dick.

What am I saying, of course it was a male dentist. There are no female dentists. The women are all assistants. Every dentist is male and every dentist's assistant is female. No exceptions.

>>34912396
Jokes on you I'm a 6/10

>>34912302
That pic is entirely accurate, you're just an entitled little shit who thinks it's fine to destroy what some people enjoy because then other people can enjoy it too.

>>34912411
I will keep you all hot and sweaty lad hahah.

>>34912414
This is very true. Also in my experience all the dentists are Irish and the women are blonde 9/10s

>>34912411
it might be you lad, i'm fucking freezing

>>34912450
I've got the window open, I've taken my shirt off and I'm still fucking sweating

gonna try to sleep it off

Anyone got For Honor here lads, what's your opinion?

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>>34912166
>robot women are normally literally mentally ill or ham beasts

Worse, even ham beast get regularly laid.

>>34912464
Its
Shit
Play mount and blade instead

>>34912414
Yeah he's an older gentleman. Not sure I'm up for sucking his dick

>>34912464
DEUS VULT DEUS VULT
DEUS VULT DEUS VULT

not worth it

>>34912471
mount and blade and for honor are completely different games that happen to share a similar mechanic, if you play M&B solely for it's combat you're doing something wrong

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>>34912186
Fucking hell lad, get out of there quick

okay butts, im outta here for now... see you later... sorry i didn't get to go in detail on so much stuff... i know i'm an asshole, and you probably don't like me, but i want to see you guys successful, getting laid, productive, better people, fashionable, stylish, well-dressed, groomed, etc.

did you know early r9kers used to call themselves "gentlemen"? sounds lame, but they really had aspirations.. was a long time ago tho :p
things changed a lot, this board became much more socially and societally oriented and focused... women started turning up, amongst other things, and porn became a staple... i miss the old days, even before r9k existed :p
anyhoo, see y'all later on, maybe in the evening? kisses and huggles, toodles!

>>34912503
Mnb's combat is actually really good though. That's why people still play its multiplayer even though it looks like shit.

>>34912533
>:p

you won't be missed

>>34912467
they can get sex easily but women normally want relationships. most guys will only use fat women for sex. fat women can still get relationships easier than the average guy though, its just that fat women have retarded standards, and wont always settle the guy that wants them.

but yeah, i doubt even fat women would go on a site for robots because they can go on a normie dating site and at least get some date offers.

really. its all our own faults. we shouldent be aloud to procreate if we cant even approach women. how the fuck are we going to look after children if we cant even talk to a girl. its natural selection.

>>34912540
it's not though is it? it's wildly swing back and forth and occasionally block

>>34912540
you're just jelly because you bought the ps4 version

where do peanuts come from

>>34912621
peanut plants

>>34912621
plants, you never watched spongebob lad?

>>34912565
That's not even true though. Men want relationships but they can't find women they want to invest in. It's fine to fuck a fat chick once in a while but it's not satisfying. Men want relationships with decent women, where as women want to fuck around and then pick a provider and upgrade as available.

Women wanting relationships implies they want men, they don't want men, they don't like men. They like what men do and will upgrade like it's a JRPG and men are the 10 foot long katanas every shop is selling.

>>34912581
You can also fake attack directions and play the bagpipes

>>34912564
you won't get laid

>>34912717
Jokes on you, I just got finished having the sex with my czech model gf in my ferrari f430

Wheres that 31 year old wizard lad? Hows getting those pics of your housemates going?

Can someone recommend me a good laptop for under 200 gbp pls

>>34912659
>Men want relationships but they can't find women they want to invest in

i never said men dont want relationships. you have obviously misread what i said, typically men will only want to fuck fat women, not have relationships with them. obviously guy will have relationships with decent women.

>where as women want to fuck around and then pick a provider and upgrade as available.

women dont sleep around as much as you think. women are investing more into a relationships because have children, while men can drop it all in an instant. women's prime years are her 20s, after that they become desperate because they can only have children for an x amount of years.

obviously women are only going to pick the best men available to them, that is only logical, and its for the best because it means the best men are breeding and creating greater children. it would be retarded if a 10/10 girl was getting with gary on the dole.

>women dont like men

i dont know about that one. women get fixated with a guy if they really like him.

>>34912792
no laptop is gonna be good at that price unless you buy refurb

>>34912792
That doesn't exist mate.

Try to get a second hand thinkpad.

>>34912792
idk man look on amazon

I did something really silly and have no one to tell.

2 years ago I built my own PC. When I first built it I checked the temperatures in speccy to see if anything might be wrong. I noticed the CPU temp was pretty high but I thought well it's kind of an old processor and I had a game running so I didn't think much about it.

Then today I thought maybe I should clean the dust out from it because I've had it 2 years and sometimes my CPU is up to 95 degrees. So I opened it up and there's a wire stuck in the CPU fan and I've been using this PC for 2 years without a CPU fan and the whole time I thought it was just a shit CPU that couldn't handle games and internet browser at the same time.

I wish I was addicted to building businesses instead of being addicted to 4Chan.

>>34912913
You're lucky that the CPU didn't burn out entirely on a hot day.

>>34912916
should read while going on 4chan. its what i do.

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I had the weirdest fucking dream

I took someone to see a band called 'The Blues' and I told whoever I was with that they were inspired by Stanley Kubrick.

I can't remember what the music was like but the band were all dressed like the lanky bad guy from Lazytown.

The audience sat in these really weird bar booths that were all curved and stacked on top of each other. There were some dogs sat upright watching the show and in dresses.

What the fuck lads

>>34912938
most cpus will turn off your pc if they get too hot

>>34912964
it means your gay, transgender and want to fuck your mum

>>34912964
Don't let your meemes be dreams

>>34912792
a thinkpad t420 would be your best bet

I think I was only born because my mum was jealous of her friend who already had a baby

>looking at porn
>dad starts to come up the stairs
>hold down alt
>other finger hovers over tab
i can't be the only one?

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>>34911094
I have just got back from finding the buried goods.

Only things of interest are these 2 half pennies from 1970s and 1923

>>34913219
You're a grown man living with your parents and single

They know you watch porn

>>34913219
my dad understands this, we have a rule where if our door's shut, don't come in

>>34913219
Yeah. Didn't work out so well though.

When my mum came in I tabbed out of normal porn and tabbed into mom/son incest porn.

>>34913234
i don't want them to see
i like weird porn

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Sorry for the blog posting. But here's what I ended up getting. Short turkcut.
I don't like it personally. But when I left my mum was like. Don't shave it all off anon! Lol
>>34911998
>>34912036
Its just a trick of the light and angle. Used to be sort of cute or handsome in Kate teens or early 20s. All fell away past couple of years.
>>34912188
>>34912254
You two. Play nice!! We can all agree on hair transplants being a con right? Meant for the rich to get multiple times when they eventually fail.

>>34913278
They know that too

>>34913281
Fran Healy from Travis.

>>34913283
so i should just leave some porn up when they come in?

>>34913281
LITERALLY
JUST
FUCK
YOUR
SHIT
UP

>>34913281
christ

shave it off
shave it all off
give up

>>34913308
Yeah make it child porn.

>>34913263
so when your dad has his door shut you know he is wanking?

>>34913308
Not intentionally, but accept that they know and it's not the end of the world if they see it

>>34913325
yes

it's a very effective system

>>34913325
It's more than that lad. I send him porn links on Facebook Messenger and I know he's wanking to them as we speak on there.

>>34912808
Women in our society don't want to settle down until 30s due to career. It's not until the wall hits that they panic.

Women don't like men, they have no compassion for them. They become whatever is necessary to secure his resources and protection, which is different from liking. I don't like the police but I act as I need to for them to do a job for me.

>>34913334
but how would i explain what 'boipucci' is to them?

>>34913281
Same hairline as my uncle but he is 39. I'm guessing you're younger than that

>>34913359
You wouldn't, they have google. If they worry enough they'll search it and then never mention it to you

>>34913310
Jesus. It really is. The bfcut.

>>34913371
When you google boipucci no porn comes up. It's just all people on Reddit who have seen it on here asking what it means.

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Meet Gita, a cute robot that will not only follow you round but carry your stuff, exploring how humans and robots might share pavements.

> why give it a paki girl name?

>>34913396
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEV3PWNMjLA

fuck off robot, that was totally original

>>34913412
It's a jap name.
Short for Vageta.

>>34913412
> why give it a paki girl name?
Muh robo diversity

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really want a bf right now

>>34913522
You're not getting one, you poofter

>>34913353
>Women don't like men, they have no compassion for them. They become whatever is necessary to secure his resources and protection, which is different from liking

most people dont want to settle down until they are in their 30s. women still want relationships and to feel wanted, and loved. women are not really into casual sex because they feel used.

are you sure? women are obsessed with romance and finding true love, just look at the amount of shitty romance novels they read. i mean, they are obviously going to prefer rich men, security is attractive. im sure most men would marry a rich girl if they had the option. women are also attracted to power because its alpha.

women are all into being independent now too. in fact, the women i have dated wouldn't even let me buy them more than a couple of drinks.

obvs some girls are gold diggers but i dont think they are all? being attracted to power is a reflection of being attracted to masculinity

>>34913552
>obvs some girls are gold diggers but i dont think they are all? being attracted to power is a reflection of being attracted to masculinity

I think women just want a man who has a full, interesting life. That involves career, hobbies, friends etc. And that both makes money and costs money. If you're completely economically inactive then it isn't going to suit most women - not because you're skint but because you don't have anything going on.

Can't blame them, to be honest. Fair enough if you want to live dat sick NEET life but you can't expect someone desirable to want to come along on that ride with you.

>>34913440
ls that true

>>34913552
The data doesn't match up with what you're saying at all. Men don't care about status they care about health and looks. Women care about status and don't care about looks.

Those romance novels are "chad damn near rapes me and I love being the alpha's sex toy" or "I'm bland as possible but the super alpha millionaire can't resist me".

Female power fantasies is being as bland as possible while getting top tier men. Male power fantasy is being powerful enough to do cool things.

>guys smaller than 7" who try doggy

just stop, this isn't a porno

>>34913281
Shave it off please

>>34913642
my gf enjoys it so no

Just got off the phone with a recruiter and realised I was talking about the wrong job. She was some sales role and I was going on about customer service.

This is a new low, I can't even get past the screening call now.

>>34913642
An ex of mine used to beg me for doggy and I'm six inches.

Wish I could fuck her again. She's married now.

hmm

slight pain at the base of my penis

probably just some inflammation

>>34913747
You could still fuck her

>>34913749
cancer m8

>>34913634
>Men don't care about status they care about health and looks.

they do, its just that their status is based on looks while womens is based on power. women still care about look, everyone wants someone attractive. women are submissive so its only natural for them to be attracted to power which is as i have said a very masculine feature. women love dominance, and they like men that are in control.

>>34913614
>Fair enough if you want to live dat sick NEET life but you can't expect someone desirable to want to come along on that ride with you.

yeah, exactly. im quite bad with women but i dont expect them to be jumping on me. i need to improve myself in some regard. its understandable why they want something else. all i know is that women love it when guys are in control.

>>34913753
I suppose it's possible but unlikely. We still have loads of mutual friends and I could easily run into her at some point, but I never really saw her as the cheating type.

Obviously hoping her husband leaves her or dies is a terrible thing to think, but I am a terrible person, which is why she isn't with me now anyway.

>tfw 19 and never had a gf

I'd much rather be a virgin again and have someone that cares for me

>>34913642
i have done doggy a few times and im 6 inch. was decent, girl seemed to enjoy it but i preferred being on top because i could go deeper inside her

>>34913281
JUST fuck your shit up senpai

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>>34913547
BUT I WANT ONE SO BAD

>>34913888
have you went on grindr or something, and tried to get one? ive heard a lot of gay guys just want casual sex though

>>34913888
you have a waifu you shameless whore

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>tfw the water smells like shit so I have to boil everything because I'm worried the water is contaminated

Lukewarm water sucks lads

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having a wank while muted on discord teehee :^)

does anyone remember when cheese and onion walkers were green. I member

>>34913997
Gibe discord

>>34914002
Cheese and onion walkers were never green

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>>34913997
Having a wank while not muted and talking at the same time. TOO HOO

>>34914014
This ls true

>>34914050
>>34914014
>>34914002
any of you lads ever had them yank crisps called lays? i have always wondered what they are like.

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>Tfw my shits are so big they clog up the toilet.

Not sure if I feel proud or disgusted.

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>>34913906
they don't want to cuddle and play vidya though
>>34913920
who are you calling a whore?

>>34914076
Ever since I started shoving large dildos and plugs up my arse I've started to have massive shits that clog up toilets quite nicely

>>34914080
>they don't want to cuddle and play vidya though

i thought everyone pretty much plays videos? and cuddles are a must in a relationship, lad.

what do gay people do if not play video games

>>34910988
>Acid is the safest possible drug
>Class A

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>>34914034
you are mental lad, i guess i should try it as well :^)

>>34914098
grindr only wants pump and dumps

>>34914133
bit shit that then lad. heard other fellas moan that most gay guys just want to dump and pump, i suppose women can relate.

>>34913614
>economically inactive

That's me. 11k in the bank, god knows how many savings accounts, no desire to spend it on anything

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>>34914050
>>34914014
Holy shit. You guys must have walkerbots in you right now. This conspiracy goes deeper than I thought. They've somehow altered the memory of the general public, erased history. They can't silence me, they definitely changed the colour.

>>34914106
it really makes you why

>>34914309
I'm sure it's a hippie thing to say, but I imagine it's because it would reduce the amount of control that They are able to exert on the thoughts of the population. Acid really helped with my depression in my teens. Just took it the once but it altered my perspective. I'm better able to cope with life now, in part thanks to acid.

>>34914068
they are literally walkers

>>34914212
Its just a few other companies have it the other way round. Almost all own brand crisps do green cheese and onion.
False memories.

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>ywn canoe with Hannah's sister

When I was at school I really fancied the girl who looked like a weird Egyptian alien. Then at uni I really fancied the girl who looked like a scarecrow

I got a 40p tin of sardines on the way home, they're pretty nice

what you listening to lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCd6SQ67k-Y

>>34914547

I was actually listening to EARL on the way home earlier.

Kill people, burn shit, fuck school.

>Sopranos is back on Sky box sets

Love it, that's my week sorted.

>>34914547
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXp64bltOnQ

wow, now i see.

>>34914547
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNgKabtwwpE

Really great album, by the way. I'm not usually an indie rock prick but the Rifles really get me going

>>34914547
hardcore lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_I3cETssAzU

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I saw another paki wearing burgundy trainers and one wearing those white converse trainers with the red stripe around them that are popular with girls

More than anything I don't want to dress like other pweople but especially not Paki's

So I'm just going to ger these
Sure they're ugly
But they're me and they're unique (just like me)
I'll see what other colours they have

Lads, what are some quality ales from Tesco?

Need recommendations

>>34914709
Those look pretty sleak lad, just wear some baggy jeans with them

>>34914734
Not skinny jeans or normal ones then?

I don't want to look like I'm going for a specific look that isn't me

>>34914709
>trainers
Hello paki

>>34914547
https://youtu.be/T1urq4Vb0XM

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Oops. Almost forgot my Redgum post
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9L1E0FS_jI

>>34914709
The Paki's dress better than you

>>34914709
>More than anything I don't want to dress like other pweople

why? there is a reason certain clothes are popular.

not point in being unique if you look like shit. you're edgy. you're trying to give yourself a unique persona because you have nothing else going for you.

>>34914547
keep listening to this late at night
https://youtu.be/gFFOXwniVKw

>>34914709
Jesus christ you going to wear a guns and roses shirt and flame cargo shorts to match?

>>34914807
You're talking a 25 year old pakistani who's taken tranny pills with no hope of passing. Of course he craves to stick out like a freak show.

>>34914832
literally no one suits these clothes. only autistic adults or edgy kids wear them.

>>34914798
le geordie alcoholic man

>>34914841
fucking ell, he has problems.

i feel like he is the victim of brit feel

>>34914776
I mean you can try, but thicker trainers don't look too great if you were tighter jeans. Just looks too bulky to compliment the outfit if you go for skinnier jeans.

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>>34914603
>tfw you'll never be as smart as the bogdanoff twins

>>34914709
I don't think you are that guy. This must be a troll post.

>>34914803
They clearly look like frauds that try to hard
Don't even look good or legit in their clothes

>>34914807
People trying to look unique to get a persona wear pre-set clothing sets e.g. hipster styles
These people can also be spotted easily

>>34914832
I once got a guns and roses shirt free from an eBay seller once
Wore it plenty, wore it out
>>34914855
That's the point, I don't care
It's what I like

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>>34914896
One day lad, one day soon.

>tfw have some banging posts in my head but thread is on the brink of 300

Weather's getting rather mild.

Can't wait for spring 2bh.

Lads, why don't we have any white staff in the NHS any more? It's all Pakis and then white women nurses.

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>>34913281
>looking 30 years older with one bad haircut

>>34914880
>victim
m8 people tried to stop this spiral, Amir is just hopeless.

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>>34911027

Oh lads guess who has worked out a way to cyclise a previously recalcitrant straight-chain omega-bromoamide to a lactam protip: it's me

>>34914931
>tfw you cut yourself and the doctors says you're self-harming again but really you just want to talk to a Bogdanoff bot

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about to light a cheeky spliff lads

>>34914940

Because white doctors go private to make more money. NHS doctors are pakis who barely passed their exams and don't have that option.

>>34914953

I have no idea what you just said.

blox

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>>34911027
>tfw some faggot is posting your waifu and whining about wanting a bf

I mean I do that too but not in public, have some self-respect man

>>34914953
have you worked out a way to stop everyone from cumming inside your waifu yet?
>>34914964
stay away from the devils lettuce.

>>34914940
White doctors and nurses cost more. And they have to have something called proper medical training and, in the case of doctors, REAL medical degrees. Can you believe that.

>>34913281
Is the hand just for the photo, or do you walk round like that in public?

>>34914547
Redgum of course
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVOIg_lHRzk

>>34914964
nice. i'd say enjoy, but it's a splif, it's always enjoyable
just had a cheeky pre tea splif myself lad.

>>34913281
shave shave shave your head

>>34914998
My GP is a qt australian guy

>>34914940
Pakis are cheaper to hire, I think, I dunno.

I DO know that my paki GP is a massive condescending prick, though.

>Doc, I have 'X' wrong with me and it won't go away
>Looks at me like I'm retarded
>"How do you know it's 'X'?"
>Confirm all the symptoms
>"Whatever, take these antibiotics that won't work :^)"

>>34914940
>train a bunch of doctors
>they all go to work in private hospitals
>import NHS staff from India and Eastern Europe

>>34914951
i think i prefer him to the prison gays.

at least i can laugh at how autistic he is. the prison gays are just weird.

i guess it makes things more spicy though

>>34914547
moved on to nightcore now lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ch23FjvxNrU

>>34915047
Prision gays are indeed shit, Amir is one too though. Lad has decided he's gay because the only way he can touch a girl is by raping them like his ancestors.

>>34915036
They all are mate. Useless twats.

Doing my head in. I need like 2 grand of work done but I don't want to give 2 grand to pakis with muslim receptionists. Might be that I don't have a choice since I can't afford to pay it out of pocket and that's my only real choice other wise.

I want to go into slumber like a dragon for 1000 years but not die and then wake up and go to sleep

>>34915023
cheers lad, it's pretty nice stuff.

>>34914993
Easier said than done

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This picture makes me so mad, it reminds me of when I was in secondary school. I can feel them laughing at me

Does anyone else have this feel?

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>>34914983
you're not me, shoo

>>34915085
i used to listen to the 5 hour nightcore and trance mix while playing WoW and season 1 league, good times haha.

>>34915118
If I was a dragon I'd do the same 2bh.

>tfw the police arrest you because your teeth are too sharp and you don't have have a license for them

>>34915030
So he's white?

>>34915120
All ugly except 3rd from left. I'll be doing the laughing here

>>34915118
i want to fuck a dragon desu.

>>34915120
ugly, ugly, slag, ugly, tranny, molested by Dad, ugly, inbred, goblin for a mother.

>>34915120
only right to list the ones you would fuck (left to right)
yes
yes
yes
no
no
yes
yes
no
no

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choo chooooo haha

>>34915163
Hey buddy I think you got the wrong board, the scale club's two boards down.

>>>/trash/

>>34915185
do people actually tune in to watch that show, it seems so fucking boring

>>34915185
AY TRAINS LMAO

TAXPAYERS PAY FOR ME TO SIT ON TRAINS CHATTING SHIT ABOUT 18TH CENTURY LORDS LEL

>>34915175
>tranny
looks like the jeremy kyle tranny some anon met

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>>34915185
i love michael 'choo choo' portillo desu lads.

>>34915208
>>34915231
please dont bully a national treasure.

>>34915246
More like Porta-Loo

odds i get some beers, evens just stick with the weed.

>>34915122
You piss off now she's mine and I'm not sharing

>>34915204
haha why cant scale stuff be as big as furshit irl.

>>34915269
n off to the shop i go

>>34915269

Iucky boy

Have to go drinking later. Give me some lines so I sound like a normal person pls

>>34915208

> Portillo-on-a-train
> John-Seargent-on-a-barge
> Martin-Clunes-in-europe.

Who is watching these, who are they made for?

What madman at ITV keeps commissioning them?

>>34915208
... i've been a fan for years. i find it really easy to just enjoy the comfy trains and history desu.

>>34915097
>Lad has decided he's gay because the only way he can touch a girl is by raping them like his ancestors.

this is exactly why bullying happens.

>>34915291
did ya see the footy last night lads
av ye seen what mick's up to on eastenders
i don't really watch it me wife makes me watch it you know how it is lads hehehoho
cor blimey massive wabs on that one