am i the littlest guy on /r9k/? i'm 4'11

>>34909040
What kind of minority are you?

>>34909054
i'm white, english ancestry

>>34909067
You're fucked, completely and utterly.

Well, at least hobbits don't need any shoes.

Are you a literal "little person"?

>>34909040
you are legally a midget

>>34909040
>guy
At best you're a young boy

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>>34909040
I now don't feel as bad for being 5'6.

If you don't have big hands or broad shoulders start transitioning and become a qt 3.14 pet for some rich old man

>>34909117
best advice i've seen yet

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>>34909103
And I don't feel bad for being 5'11''

>>34909040
my 11 year old sister is a foot taller than you

>>34909656
A 5'11 11 year old? Your sister is a monster. Tell her good luck ever finding a man without a fetish

>>34909040
might as well get on hormones tbqh

>>34909688
growth hormones?

>>34909938
yeah... breast growth hormones

>>34909678
>5'11 is now monstrously tall for a girl

You must live in OZ, munchkin.