>Wake up
>See your mom like this
Wat do?
my mom is both old and flat, so I would probably be grossed out and ask her to cover up
What I do every day in the morning: eat breastfast.
>HOLY SHIT MOM I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE BLACK
>I'd be more suprised to see my mum suddenly alive again.
>*yawn* morning mom,so do you wanna ride me again or blow me first this time