So I have a conundrum. 26 hrs to go I am on unemployment and

if there is a woman there, refuse to shake her hand

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>>34903017
Rollin' Rollin' Rollin'.

Oreoregano

>>34903017
try to do well, give it your all, and if you sell it then ask them about the negative shit you read and i think you can take it from there

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>>34903017
The 10th post after this post will get trips

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>>34903049
Thats pretty good, the hiring manager is female.

If the interviewer ask "what's your thoughts on diversity?" then redpill him.

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>>34903117
I am already going in this direction, based on the video

>>34903017
If they ask for your interests say that you enjoy "lynching those god damn monkey lookin niggers" and that they should be either euthanized, deported, or put back in shackles

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>>34903153
I really don't know if I could pull that off with a straight face.

Have you ever seen train spoting?
Do that!
Or just walk in with a bag full of wet rags and reference it only as your son.

>>34903212
Spend more time on /pol/ then.

wear a wifebeater and jorts

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>>34903128
>Whatever color you are...

Excuse me? What does race have to do with valentine's day?

Goddamn. This scares me a little. I know society is becoming libtard faeces by the minute, but this is just unbelievably stupid?

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>>34903311
what did they do in trainspotting, i cant remember

>>34903333
>>34903128
Whoops. Oreoreoreoreoreoreoreoreoreorepizza

>>34903333
wiiner

Im probably gonna end up regretting this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgI6Lv1s0PA

>>34903394
shit wrong one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anEZ62FlBDE

>>34903333
Well, St Valentin used to conduct illegal christian marriages back then, will be needed soon again once diversity reaches a certain threshold.

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>>34903411
...Oh.

They were talking about the color of the hearts.

I'm just gonna go...

Hide in the corner and...

Well uh...

Y-yeah.

>>34903049
Rooting for this one op. Post story when done.

>>34903499
Were they though?

They have a black heart right before the black chick.

Yes the hearts gives the statement deniability but the virtue signaling is clear.

Also this is a deep blue state.

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>>34903394
>tip 1 is literally "bee urself"


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>34903212
You can do it OP
Believe your own lie
Believe in white supremacy
Go on /pol/ for a week
Think about how whites enslaved and whites alone set them free
DO IT

>>34903603
If did that that and the interviewer was brown would it be a hate crime?

Is it some kind of marketing company? What is it with them and niggers, even in here in Europe you see 50% black in fashion catalogues when it's maybe 0.1% of the population.

>>34903642
http://smisolutionsinc.com/
I guess.

They kept telling me to look at the site, but there isn't much there besides
>outsourcing
>marketing

>>34903628
Should probably look that one up because I have no fucking clue

>>34903719
Yea, not gonna risk it.

the plan
>don't shower
>don't shave
>don't wear appropriate clothes
>get stoned first
>make inappropriate eye contact
>set an alarm to something odd (dubs)

>>34903897
No its not a hate crime, it might get you public disdain however

>>34903997
What if she felt threatened and sues for damages?

>>34903110
If you aren't attractive, and I assume you aren't since your posting here about how to NOT get a job, hit on her in the most clumsy way possible, over and over again during the interview. It's a win-win for you, because she'll be disgusted by you and on the very small off-chance she actually buys it (she won't), maybe you'll even have a gf.

When asked about hobbies, mention something really creepy and talk enthusiastically about it. Anime of the cute girls doing cute things genre and talking about how cute those girls are and how you'd like to marry them all should do the trick.

>>34904249
thats not sexual harassment right?

>>34904026
If she sues you, what's to fear? You have no money if you're NEET.

>>34904445
I have some, hence the unemployment.

>>34904026
Just dont be aggressive

>>34903897
Make some allusions to the valentine's video, like which heart you'd be, but act like you've never seen the video.

>>34903017
Wear a cut off tank top, a pair of very high cut Jean cut offs and flip flops, no bathing before and put coffee grounds in your mouth, get teeth black, be sure to rub a streak of shit on the back of your leg, piss in you pants during the interview, light up a joint or cig while there, carry a Walmart bag with you, pull out a Coors and take a swallow, during the questions, use Negro dialect, refer to yourself in third person, tell them you self identify as a Chinese woman or an Italian Grandfather depending on the day, wear a Swastika armband, change your ringtone to a man moaning about getting fucked by a big black dick, talk about hating Trump, Christians but especially Jews, get an erection and rub yourself throughout the interview, ask to see pictures of the interviewers kids, mention you must, by law, maintain a distance of 1500 feet from all children under 12.

Guaranteed no job for you.

>>34905110
good stuff there def gonna use some of it

>>34903110

What the fuck is that bitch wearing?

Wont you get in trouble if you deliberately blow an interview? You cant do obvious shit like>>34905110

>>34906469
I think cracking a beer is a bit much, but many of those things have plausible deniability

>>34906499
The first thing in that post is so ridiculously inappropriate in a job interview theyd definitely punish you.

>>34906551
I don't think they can cut your unemployment for being an idiot and dressing bad

>>34906566
Wearing a tank top to a job interview is deliberate disobedience. Everyone knows thats not ok. You cant claim to not know how to dress.

>>34906604
>deliberate disobedience

of whom the fashion gods?

I'm just trying to help you btw. You dont seem very intelligent and wouldnt last long on the streets. So suck it up and do what they tell you to. Youre not cool or edgy .