https://www.politicalcompass.org/test
I want to know what robots' political compass test results are because I'm bored as shit and have nothing better to do with my sad, pathetic life
pic related are mine
I'm about (8, -8).
>>34902653
mine is around the same as yours
it's a good place to be I think
bottom left is rational adult territory
my dot was off the graph. i've transcended political boundaries with my intelligence
We need more me's in the world
>>34902985
yes yes
origane
It's interesting how robots tend to be in the green. I guess it relates to the laziness and resentment towards employers and work.
>>34902653
What do I win?
Oregano
>>34903021
In previous threads of this type here, very few of us were in the green quadrant - I was very much in the minority.
Have we recently developed a better understanding of what's really going on? Or is today's greenness just random?
Around churchill ish, but there is still a lot of questions that they don't ask
Fuck you libshit green faggots, blue all the way
Not that I expected much better from the thirsty betas on /r9k/
>>34903021
I fall into the green area (although I'm really close to the center) even tho I'm employed. And I'm not some sort of sjw/pothead.
Reminder that if you're not blue, get the fuck out of here.
Purple can stay too I guess.
>>34903301
>>34903354
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
If you guys aren't just baiting then /pol/ is that way. it's ok if you are blue just don't be a dick about it
>>34903354
If you're blue go back to /pol/
Green master race.
dude rotary aircraft lmao
no. fuck off to /pol/ or /leftypol/ or wherever.
purp is best, green is okay too. red is tumblr transplants, blue is stormfags from the second coming of /new/ who watch anime.
Anyone outside of purple can go fuck themselves.
>>34902653
I forgot the robot was watching me.
The only possible excuse I can see for being green and above the age of 20 is that you're just not really into politics to the point where you read a lot of literature, research history, etc. It just isn't a position that an adult with an adult mind would find themselves in.
>not posting the more accurate chart
>>34904264
Is purple an adult position to have? I thought most people over 20 would get in the purple.
>>34903147
I think it's just random, friendo
>inb4 i'm an sjw
i despise that whole culture. with all the stuff going on lately i have gotten really jaded to the all the bullshit the left has been doing. I feel like if I was to talk most lefties they would think i was some /pol/ idiot in the blue. desu i feel i would hate like most of the people that got around the same as me on this political compass thingo.
why does everyone fucking suck
>>34904344
The problem with these charts is that you get pidgeonholed.
Purple is basically LEGALIZE EVERYTHING THE GOVERNMENT SHOULD BE BANNED
Blue is LITERALLY HITLER
Red is BEST KOREA
Green is SAFE SPACES AND DUDE WEED
All of them have actual, defendable, mature ideas within them but you sure as fuck won't hear about them or see them here, because if you're blue you couldn't possibly not be a racist, and if you're purple you couldn't possibly think publically funded services are good, and etc
fuggin gommies
I like this one, very simple.
>>34903354
Ancap would be best in an "ideal" society without any niggers and sandniggers who'll loot and shit as soon as you turn your back.
Otherwise blue is the way to go.
>>34904427
blue created niggers and especially sandniggers
>>34902653
Heil fuckin Hitler,
>>34904402
i'm >>34904354 and i completely agree
it seems like the ""left"" and the ""right"" keep just thinking that the other side's views are fucking stupid and won't even bother to consider that they are defensible and reasonable. whenever you start giving an argument that would seem to be from the "opposite" side, people just shut down and refuse to listen. they feel like they're being attacked or something and so just resort to emotional argument.
this is more a problem with the left than the right, though
>>34904539
youre actually just liberal
>>34904264
>Mahatma Gandhi, isn't an adult
I'd rather have Gandhi in my quadrant, than Adolf Hitler or Joseph Stalin. Anyone in the top half is an absolute madman.
>>34904539
stop watching old south park
>>34904562
Madmen who got shit done.
Gandhi's role in the liberation of India from the UK is grossly exaggerated. Between two world wars and a constantly confused, uneasy relationship with Russia and Persia and then the middle east exploding after WW1 they were basically about to lose it anyways.
>>34904560
Nope, I'm in the blue so that means I'm on the alt right.
>>34904571
I have that show, ive never even watched before.
>>34904633
Hate*
Damn auto correct
Hello my friends i couldnt find the original so take this
As an ancap this test is impossible to be where i actually am
>>34904755
Also would anyone want to be my friend
>>34904407
Literally hitler but a smidge to the right.
>>34902653
damn there is really a trend here huh. i wish i could see the actual answers robots put in their test.
>>34904820
>damn there is really a trend here huh. i wish i could see the actual answers robots put in their test.
this
just posting screenshots of the six pages themselves would tell a lot more than these fairly meaningless dots
and it would actually generate discussion rather than "hey we got around the same point lol"
>>34903021
>It's interesting how robots tend to be in the green
I don't think this thread is a good representation of the actual robot population, as every other thread with this subject can attest/r9k/ would be a lot nicer if it was though tbqh
I'm surprised by mine, expected to be much further to the right.
You guys need to take the Isidewith test. It asks questions about actual issues, not vague philosophical questions
I am the best better than the rest.
I'd just like to point out liberal =/= sjw degenerate despite what /pol/ tells you
>>34905246
>I'd just like to point out liberal =/= sjw degenerate despite what /pol/ tells you
I think everyone knows this
I don't know shit about politics, and couldn't care less.
this is mine, always changing like my mbti test. oh i'm an intj btw
A lot of this test is just common sense desu
>>34902932
>>34902985
typical entitled liberal mindset
>>34907222
forgot to add my own
>>34904756
yeah, this test is fairly flawed. From my experience most ancaps and libertarians end up somewhere in the middle of the purple quadrant rather than on the edges.
>>34902653
if you're not in the red square you don't hate humanity enough
get the fuck off my board you normie fucking cucks
I don't think it was very accurate: needs more questions (especially about economics).
there's so many of us liberal lefties we should invade /pol/ and turn them into bernie bros
>>34907499
Here's my iSideWith test. Again, not really accurate.
>>34907499
Would you mind posting your answers to the questions anon?
>>34907210
>religion is common sense
>>34907480
well if you're in the left, you love humanity
Anyone not in the purple or lower blue probably has brain damage.
>>34907610
im far right, political compass can't tell the difference
>>34907564
I don't mind at all but I didn't screenshot every single page and I don't want to take the test again because it's 1am. Sorry.
>>34907597
Knowing to see past the idiocy of religion is common sense, yes.
>>34903533
>who watch anime
they don't even watch anime
I would be more accepting of them if they did
>>34907480
Hello red brother
The sensible individual understands the need for balance and stability. Add too much of one element and you will always run into problems. I used to be a /pol/acky but eventually i matured and started to widen my views of the world.
Here is my political compass, ama
>>34907480
i get red when i answer based on creating my ideal society
i get green when i answer "practically"
git gud
original comment
"stop watching south park"
origano
ppffffthhahahahahahahahhahaahahaha