Injuries you got as a kid

I got savaged by a dog and nearly died, it badly damaged my throat so now I'm mute.

None. I've never broken a single bone in my body because I just never did anything interesting or dangerous. The worst I've had is probably a slightly scraped knee when I fell off my bike.

>>34902820
I did a shit ton of interesting things as a kid but still never broke anything. I feel you'd have to be retarded to break a bone unless you played a sport.

i walked in front of a swingset when i was four and got kicked really fucking hard
i now have one of those receding like chins, like dr.pols wife

>>34902735
how can you be mute if I am reading what you are saying? you smartass

>>34902820
i only have done some dangerous things but never a broken bone
>>34902735
i was also attacked by a doggo
it was a nigger pitbull owned by some white family

I never broke a bone as a kid, I was always too careful due to anxiety. I did sprain my ankle when I fell down the stairs when racing my friend to the bathroom. It was worth the piss tho

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>>34902579
I guess you could say you...
...Sportaflopped.

>>34902579
>liked climbing shit as a kid
>climbing a shitty chain link fence one day
>started to fall
>got hand caught on the top
>sliced my hand open
>had to get stitches
>got a scar from my knuckle down to my wrist

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>>34902579
I once stapled my thumb to see if I could

>>34903564
>he did this while typing
what happened next anon?

>be 6 years old
>nigger fuck pushes me
>almost crack my skull from the fall
Fucking piece of shit.

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>8 years
>juvenile idiopathic arthritis onset
>hammer plundered pain on knees, fingers, neck, feet, clavicle joints
>can't walk straight
>tell parents
>"Oh anon, it's just you growing up"
>"Ok"
>after 1 months it's getting unbearable, go to hospital, get referred to a rheumatologist
>been on anti-inflammatory ever since, they increase chance of heart attack, cancer, and infection in general
>joints still implode from time to time
>can't do high impact sport (i.e. running) otherwise joints implode

since other than making your life a living hell and close many doors, it doesn't really kill you, there isn't a lot of research effort put in it

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>>34903625
It was in the middle of class, so I freaked out and shoved my hand towards the teacher. They sent me to the office to get it removed.

being a brainlet is pretty wild

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>3rd grade
>playing a lot of Tiger Woods PGA Tour on the PS2
>obviously i'm a golf pro now so i buy a set of clubs at a yard sale
>practicing my drive at the park
>brother and his friends are also there doing whatever
>some nigger i knew from art club shows up and wants to try my golf club
>let him and stand behind him
>he winds up a full fledged drive and hits me in the face with my 9 iron
>splits my upper lip completely in half
>nigger saw this and ran so fast i think he entered another dimension because i never saw him again after this
>bleeding everywhere but not screaming because i'm retarded and don't understand what's happening
>feels like spaghetti sauce is all over my face
>brother runs to get my mom
>some soccer-mom is flipping out and calls an ambulance
>get to ride in an ambulance
>top tier American healthcare reconstructed my lip to the point where only a light scare is left
>only costs parents like $20,000
>looked like a duck for a few weeks because of the swelling
>got to stay home from school

>>34903689
>almost crack my skull
So you just hit your head really hard.

>be me
>14
>really like Berserk
>Cut of my arm beacuse i tought it would look cool
I fucking hate my self

>>34902963
Being mute means you can't speak, not that you can't type. Mute people understand and can see words. How fucking stupid are you?

>>34903852
Apparently being mute turns you into a literal retard who can't detect obvious irony though.

>>34903852
Fucking newfags i swear to god.
End yourself

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>>34903842
Did you actually?

Jesus fuck.

>inb4 it was b8
Wouldn't shock me.

>5th grade
>always run home from school to see if I'm faster than the biking kids
>trip and fall one day just as I leave school
>scrape my knee bad
>everyone looking at me
>try my hardest to suck it up and not cry as I slowly walk home

>4 days later
>knee is full on scab mode
>I can run again
>fall again and scrape the same knee even worse

I cried the second time but I was close to home so mom was there to make it better

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>9th grade
>late for the bus one morning
>sprinting as fast as I can to the bus
>trip and tumble as I run
>turn it into a roll and go back into full sprint
>later on friend notices giant red spot on the side of my shirt
>I scraped my hip during my fall
>don't know where nurse is and afraid to ask so I just bottle the pain for the remaining 5 hours

Good times

>>34902579
>11
>in karate class (I know edgy as fuck)
>sparring with another kid
>they usually put me with the adults because I hit really fucking hard and could take a lot
>me and the kid sprint at eachother and throw a kick at each other's head
>we ended up cross kicking (our shins hit eachother)
>his shin was shattered and mine was split in two
We ended up really good friends for about 4 years

>be me
>neet 14 y o
>wasting most of my time with vidya and anime
>friends call me and insist i go outside with them
>it's been weeks since i last saw sunlight so i agree
>one of them brings a skateboard
>after a while walking he asked me if i wanted to try the skateboard out
>never used one of those in my entire life
>i tell them i never used a skateboard before
>they insist that i try it out, and that it's easy
>i give up and take the damn thing
>road has a slight slope
>ohboyhereigo.jpg
>put one foot on the skateboard
>breathe
>put the other foot
>instantly lose balance
>ohshitnigga.jpg
>manage to put one of my feet on the ground to prevent my fall
>twist my ankle and lose balance Shaun
>ohshitohshitohshit.png
>manage to swiftly move my other leg and put my other foot firmly in the ground
>the slope works against me and i twist my other ankle, losing balance once against
>with my ankle destroyed, i finally fall on my knees
>iamdefeated.gif
>immediately start to feel antes intense pain in my legs
>grab my legs and start rolling on the ground, screaming in pain

>friends don't know what to do, call my mom
>mom takes me to the doctor
>can't walk, they have to move me in a wheelchair
>carteles nurse slams one of my feet against the side of the door while pushing the wheelchair
>be back home after a couple of hours
>can't walk and too fat
>friends have to come help my mom carry me up the stairs
>be unable to stand for a month
>use my knees to crawl around the house like a baby
>barely manage to climb up the toilet to use it