Guy from /wiz/chan killed himself

Can't read,
Can someone translate the details?

Serious question, how do you live in the netherlands and end up a virgin past 30... gimme a break. Prostitution is legal and shit.

>>34902547
He tried to make carbon monoxide to kill himself by dumping formic acid and sulphuric acid. He probably died by inhaling other toxic fumes from that mixture. The article is just saying some guy was found dead in a suicide from mixing those gases.

DESU he should've done a bit of research and learned that you could make carbon dioxide by heating regular charcoal in a hibachi. It's a super common method in Japan

>>34902515
what a cuck
shlomo is celebrating tonight, for he killed another white man.

>>34902547
It just says that some guy died because of a chemical accident or something. Basically this dude killed himself with a reaction between sulphuric acid and formic acid that produces a lot of carbon monoxide. Pretty interesting way to die.

>>34902515
>suicidal people gravitate towards imageboard about how terrible and unliveable life is
really makes u think
>>34902647
Prostitution being legal means jack shit re. its accessibility. It's insanely common everywhere there is women, and roughly as accepted/unaccepted in first world countries. There's no difference between hiring a hooker so you don't become a wizard in the US and the Netherlands.

>>34902654
Do you mean carbon monoxide? That's the one you want if you want an easy death.

God fucking dammit, i was just there like 15 mins ago, seeing this makes me awful and the fear that i'm gonna be like him one day...This fucking life.

>>34902678
It is a lot harder to be a virgin in a country where it's more acceptable to fuck a whore. It's literally like picking out some new clothes or something, you browse and choose which one you want and then fuck them. Sounds like the way of the future desu.

>>34902692
Yeah that's what I meant whoops

>>34902678
>There's no difference between hiring a hooker so you don't become a wizard in the US and the Netherlands.

I highly beg to differ, I can get arrested and have my stupid mug shot posted on the news and be labeled a John and have a criminal record.

In the netherlands it's perfectly legal, that would never happen. If I want to fuck legally I have to pay plane ticket + lodging + food + whore money, or I can take a risk here and roll the dice. It's very, very different.

>>34902647
>he thinks it's just about the sex
i've lost my virginity to a hooker but i still feel a virgin. it was horrible and i felt incredibly guilty afterwards. its just about the overall shitty life. shit work, no friends, no gf, literally no one to talk apart from shitposters on this fucking board

>>34902678
you are vastly underestimating how normal it is to fuck a hooker in netherlands. its almost on par with buying a pack of cigarettes.
Almost everywere in the US prostitution is illegal, and highly looked down upon

File: gnostic.jpg (155KB, 900x900px) Image search: [Google]

155KB, 900x900px

That's one way to try and escape the Matrix. Too bad that whatever cruel gods there may be would just shove you right back in when you kill yourself.

I wonder what he looked like.

>>34902810
I've always had the feeling this would be the case which is why I don't bother. Like being in the nothingness of death would thrust you to the end of the universe causing it to collapse and rewind starting everything all over again, or a smug cartoon frog would put you back just a couple days before you offed yourself. I guess it's better to just accept it.

File: 1487206026553.gif (56KB, 225x534px) Image search: [Google]

56KB, 225x534px

i posted this there then went on /pol/ and got a 666 trip he is i hell kek said so

lol at those wizards freaking out their thread is linked

File: balance.jpg (56KB, 500x666px) Image search: [Google]

56KB, 500x666px

>>34902862
A lot of the /x/-tier stuff I have read suggests that's the case for suicides. Suffer a bit in Limbo and then are reborn later. You can't cheat your way into the next stages of existence by killing yourself.

File: 1487217763438.jpg (59KB, 637x183px) Image search: [Google]

59KB, 637x183px

>>34902973
top kek they screencapped me

>>34903035
Actually i'm the guy who screamed mods, you seriously need to leave the wizards alone man, there lives are bad enough, stop shitposting on them.

Hopefully that wiz is finally at peace.

File: 2a115f7f86a8ca6aed0fa872a84a87e1.jpg (9KB, 236x224px) Image search: [Google]

9KB, 236x224px

it was r/4chan tier

File: 1472517794193.gif (980KB, 305x320px) Image search: [Google]

980KB, 305x320px

>>34903047
kys wizard cuck

>>34903047

Yeah they need to be left to themselves, I assume they don't want pity either. Best not to stir the pot.

I have a confession to make....

I've a frequent poster on wizchan for about a year but I'm not a virgin...

I had a girlfriend for three years in my early twenties and another one for 6 months a year later. I haven't had sex for the past 7 years and I don't see myself having anything to do with women or society in the longterm future.

Just needed to come clean.

>>34903078
Whatever faggot you realize the mods are pretty strict and aggressive right? Your autistic invasion is gonna end soon.

File: 1486197879595.png (323KB, 584x717px) Image search: [Google]

323KB, 584x717px

>>34903089
you got 23 more years to go before you can call yourself a wizard buddy

File: tfw.jpg (16KB, 320x320px) Image search: [Google]

16KB, 320x320px

>>34903032
god no. I'm killing myself this weekend and would hate for this to be true. I can't imagine being forced to relive all my feels over and over ad infinitum

i just want to fade into eternal sleep lads.

>>34902515
What an idiot. You don't need to do anything so elaborate to die from carbon monoxide poisoning, just turn on your own, put out the flame, and go to sleep.

I've been trying to decide of a sucide method. Would this be a decent way to go? Do you think he went peacefully?

>/pol/, /r9k/ and /int/ dancing on that wizchanner's grave

topkek

File: 1485414050281.gif (2MB, 448x487px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 448x487px

>>34903163
It's true, there is no escape. I feel like death would be like if you were to have a coma or something. Since you're not here it feels like in an instant you're transported to when you wake up. I think death would be like this, but instead you would be transported to the death of the universe, then ultimately its rebirth where you will eventually come back into existence and relive your life all over again. This is your fate for all of eternity and there is nothing you can do to escape it.

File: astralproject.jpg (42KB, 652x486px) Image search: [Google]

42KB, 652x486px

>>34903089
>TFW Can't become a wizard because I fagged it up
>>34903142
He already had sex. He can't become a wizard.
>>34903163
Sorry anon. Spoopy stuff is what spoopy stuff does. Don't kill yourself anon. You could try and learn how to Astral project and pierce the veil and witness it for yourself.

>>34903245
I hope there's an outside factor that slightly changes the universe's rebirth which allows us to either be reborn as anything else

Such a shame. He should've kept going. There's someone for everyone.

>>34903263
You see, virginity is not something you can lose forever. It is possible for it to grow back, so I have hope for our wizchanner that he will become a wizard for real one day.

File: b10.jpg (134KB, 422x437px) Image search: [Google]

134KB, 422x437px

>>34903245
DELET THIS

it can't be true, it just can't. that would mean I've already been living through my feels for an infinite amount of time. that would mean that everything is pre-determined. That would mean we are all TRAPPED in hell.

>>34902654
>He tried to make carbon monoxide to kill himself by dumping formic acid and sulphuric acid. He probably died by inhaling other toxic fumes from that mixture.

Overcomplicating something that should be so simple... this actually explains the existence wizards in the first place. RIP

File: 1486847998727.png (718KB, 700x700px) Image search: [Google]

718KB, 700x700px

>>34903318
You have existed for an eternity and will continue to exist for all of eternity. This is your fate. You cannot escape it.

>>34902761
>its just about the overall shitty life. shit work, no friends, no gf, literally no one to talk apart from shitposters on this fucking board
This. I'm still a wizard and I really don't care that I've never had sex, I just wish I had someone to talk to -- someone who enjoys spending time with me. ;_;

>>34903416
the universe has to reach maximum entropy sometime r-right?

File: 1487219284002.png (76KB, 691x280px) Image search: [Google]

76KB, 691x280px

>>34903035
i am a wizard now

File: 1479953275050.png (127KB, 422x323px) Image search: [Google]

127KB, 422x323px

>Needing other people to justify your own existence

Lol good riddance desu

>>34902515

Pretty sad, desu. RIP.

I can relate with this guy, and I don't blame him. Life can be a real piece of shit.

File: 1429415090461.png (325KB, 941x1021px) Image search: [Google]

325KB, 941x1021px

>>34903815
im with you.
i dont understand why society in general doesnt let people simply do it.
im sure they investigate that guy and make those chemicals harder to get, for example.

>>34903245

Like the same life as before, or a different one?

If I were to reroll as someone else every time, it doesn't sound too bad.

>>34903877
It'd be you probably, but maybe your life will be different. Maybe you decide to do things differently, or maybe you do them the same, it doesn't make a difference because you've probably lived out all possible lives that you could have had for an eternity each. It's not like you would know anyway because there is no way to keep your memories intact.

>>34903839

Yeah, normies focus on what made him physically die rather than what made him get to the point of killing himself in the first place. Maybe if people with depression or any kind of mental health problem were treated with a little dignity, then maybe shit like this wouldn't happen so much. Our society is pretty fucked sometimes.

>>34903163
it's fairy tale bullshit literally from /x/, I can't believe you would entertain the thought

File: 1474196699394.jpg (17KB, 236x324px) Image search: [Google]

17KB, 236x324px

I don't browse there much anymore even though I am an apprentice. Sad but not really surprising.

>>34902515

Killing yourself is such a waste. There is so much you can do with your life even if you don't have a gf to share it with.

File: fiddykeks.jpg (25KB, 480x424px) Image search: [Google]

25KB, 480x424px

>>34903966
wew, thank you anon!

>tfw you will get to experience oblivion

>the thread continued to be raided by robots and /pol/acks

How awful.