How do I become less subhuman looking?

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>>34899356
Okay, right now you have a bad case of "going out of your way to look like Pedro from Napoleon Dynamite" going on. If you stop doing that, it will help greatly.

wear a collared shirt
shave until you can grow a real beard

>>34899356
Facial reconstruction surgery.
Probably out of the question, huh?
Get a cat:
https://youtu.be/ufTBxwjxWww

>>34899356
Shave immediately.
Exfoliate your skin and buy some Benozyl Perodixe cream.
Wear a nice coat and shirt.
If you're too poor for that then there's no hope.

You'll jump up 2/10 at least.

>>34899727

His skin isn't nearly bad enough to use (((benzyl peroxide))), which promotes skin cancer.

>>34900291
To me his skin doesn't look bad at all.

move to brazil