>that kid who marks out people in the yearbook he didn't like

>>34899313
I drew tits on the neighbor girl because I thought it were mean and my mom got pissed lel

>when I was 13 my yandere gf scratched out my eyes and the eyes of everyone she accused me of liking more than her out of the yearbook pics with her switchblade
>keep it around to remember her crazy ass by
RIP, you fucking maniac.

>>34899313
>RIP, you fucking maniac.
What happened to her anon?

>>34899449
She an hiroed because she was nuts.

I never bought a yearbook so...

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>>34899313
>that kid who spent every lunch in the bathroom stalls
>that kid that always walked out of class when ice breakers were announced
>that kid who was never present during presentation day
>that kid that always wore the same clothes every day
>that kid who wore the same sweatshirt everyday
>that kid who always had his hoodie up, even during the summer months
>that kid who never spoke
>that kid who mysteriously vanished for half a year then returned the following year and no one even noticed
>that kid who made edgy school shooting jokes online and get expelled
>that kid who was always picked last for anything in PE
>that kid who got in trouble for being beat up
>that kid that stuttered and slurred his words whenever he was forced to read in English
>that kid that spent his free periods roaming the halls trying to look busy or hiding away in the library
>that kid with no friends
>that kid that no one ever spoke to and avoided
>that kid who failed all his classes
give it up for me

>>34899675
>that kid who wore the same sweatshirt everyday
[me]

That was me.

I marked out myself.

>>34899675
>that kid who was always picked last for anything in PE

In

>that kid who turned out to be a mass murderer

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>that really ugly couple that always bragged about the sex they had

>>34899313
literally me
>>34899819
i wish this was me

>that kid who tried to make people believe he wasn't "that kid"

I love theese >that kid
threds..
keep it goin

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>>34899516
This, I'm not shelling out fuckig 50$ for a hardback dictionary of people I hated and never want to see again

>that kid who sat in the corner at PE

>>34899516

this, why the fuck would I want a yearbook?

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>>34900135
>Chads yell and berate you for sucking at every sport imaginable
>So in response you sit out from the game away from everyone else since you know that you'd just be in the way if you participated
>However, Coach Chad wont have any slackers in his class so he too berates you for being lazy and incompetent and forces you back into the activity
>This obviously only leads to you being yelled at and berated and even physically abused now by the Chads once again, further fueling their hatred of you

You could never win. Only lose, or lose harder.

Highschool was a torture camp.

>>34899516
>Pay $50+ for a fucking over hyped book full of paper that either hate you or dont acknowledged your existence.
I never fucking got this shit. What's the point?

>>34900200
>coach chad
>chad gives you a wedgie and puts you in a submission hold in front of all the girls
>coach chad just waves it off
>"Hey."
>"Hey."
>"....Let's cut it out, gentlemen."

>>34900222
It was my mom's money, and helps serve as a reminder nowadays.

>>34899675
>that kid who spent every lunch in the bathroom stalls
>that kid that always wore the same clothes every day
>that kid who was always picked last for anything in PE

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>>34899313

>moved school every 2 years because army brat
>don't remember anyone from my childhood
>school seems like a blur
>found one of those year photos of one school
>don't recognize anyone in the picture and don't even remember the school

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>>34899675

>when someone in class calls you out on spending every lunch in the bathroom

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>>34900373
>when Chads would bang on the stall doors or peak under and yell at you to come out
stopstopstopstopstopstopstopstopstopstop

>>34899313
>that kid who skipped classes often to the point that everyone thought he was out selling drugs
>that kid who everyone accused of smoking cause he alwayd held his pencil like a cig when not writing anything down
>that kid who could never take a compliment and has to shit on himself whenever someone says good about his artwork
>that kid who never attended prom cause he had no gf
>that kid who never graduated with classmates of his year cause he failed 2 courses and had to take an extra year of catch up

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>>34900200
>he couldn't keep up at gym class level sports
how unfit are you

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>>34900645
Wasn't unfit or fat or anything like that. I just really could not into sports at fucking all. I just sucked so horribly at all of them. Most girls even preformed better than I did.
I dont know whats wrong with me

>>34899675
damn we are pathetic

except i'm not shy, i think i'm narcistic but still lonely

>>34899313
>that kid who always brought a guitar to school
>that kid that everyone hated
>that kid who spent lunch wandering the school
>that kid who shit himself and never lived it down
>that kid who could never find a group and the teacher had to assign them one

>>34899675
hahaha loser, kill yourself, you're fucking pathetic cretin

>>34899487
Was she qt? Anon did you pass up a once in a lifetime oprotunity??

>>34900765
Thanks, but I already know all of that.

>>34899675
Jesus Julian it wasn't that bad. The burn outs liked you.

>>34899675
>>34899675
>ice breakers

at least we don't have them here

god help us all

>those dykes that always made out in the hallway and started fingering each other during lunch, culminated in the fat one bringing a double sided dildo to school so they could fuck in the bathrooms
I wanted to kill them everyday while simultaneously hard as fuck from their lack of humility.

>that kid who "Got sick" the entire week of the biggest project of the year

>>34899516
this. the yearbooks at my hs where $75 and had errors all over the shit

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>>34900912
oh you don't
kek'd

>that kid who didn't come for class pic

>>34899353
>RIP
My money's on benzos

>that kid who didn't even provide a picture for the yearbook and will be forgotten by everyone
looking back that was a pretty fucking good choice I made

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>used to write my enemies' names on my toilet paper

>>34900373
how the fuck do you spend extended time in a normie bathroom?

t'would trigger me.

>>34899313
>that kid who would utter magical curses on his enemies

i still do it. Whenever someone pisses me off, I wish them to get into a car accident and be paraplegic.

I kinda get high on it. Not my best trait

>that kid who put a jpop song lyric translated to english in his yearbook quote

>Worked on yearbook
>Still didn't buy it.

>that kid who said he was friends with the hot chicks in school but would chicken out when we asked him to go say hi to them

>that fat ugly kid who constantly debated everyone in class over politics
>that kid who would always call out the answers in history class
>that kid whose only friend was the cool but hippie health teacher
>that kid who didn't attend school for two semesters but somehow managed to graduate

>that kid was me

>>34900891
>>those dykes that always made out in the hallway and started fingering each other during lunch, culminated in the fat one bringing a double sided dildo to school so they could fuck in the bathrooms
What the fuck state you live in?

>>34900568
your list leads me to be believe you are asian. probably korean. confirm or deny?

>>34900723
>>that kid who always brought a guitar to school
there's a kid in my school who carries it on his back everywhere

>>34899675
>hiding away in the library
Fuck you got me. I was a hall roamer for a while when I discovered the library was a better option but it seems everyone knew what I was doing all along

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>>34901702
fuck, exactly me

Daily reminder that these threads are cancer :DDD

>>34900200
>That kid who'd always be picked second from last because out of the choice between the ultimate loser and that kid, they're the lesser of two evils.

Me.

>>34899675
>>that kid who wore the same sweatshirt everyday
>>that kid who always had his hoodie up, even during the summer months
I knew several of these kids.

I despised them.

>be in GATE (gifted education) in HS
>had to do presentations to all ~150 gifted students in a lecture hall every month

Looking back it wasn't that bad. Everyone is nervous during presentations. Just relax anons.

>>34899675
>that kid who spent every lunch in the bathroom stalls
Were we not all doing drugs in there?

>that kid who wore the same leather jacket every single day
>literally every single day
>that kid who also always acted "tough" and brooding
>that kid who also patrolled study hall for the teacher, basically playing cop to try and catch anyone using their phone or ipod
marco you were fucking weird

>>34900264
>Coach Chad
>Coach Scottish guy with military style drills
>Coach nice old man who was so old he was falling apart
>Coach Fat Old Woman
>Coach Hot Woman
>Coach Woman who looks like a man

My teachers.

>>34899675
>>that kid that spent his free periods roaming the halls trying to look busy or hiding away in the library
This is me in college, except the librarians have pointed out that I'm at the library every day and now I feel paranoid.

What the fuck should I do, /r9k/?

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>>34900568
>that kid who could never take a compliment and has to shit on himself whenever someone says good about his artwork

>>34899983
You're not my mom, you can't tell me what to do origiama

>>34899675
>that kid that always wore the same clothes every day
>that kid who wore the same sweatshirt everyday
>that kid who always had his hoodie up, even during the summer months
pretty much me
i was fat, didn't have a lot of money so I didnt have a lot of clothes I was comfortable wearing

>>34901812
If he were Asian and did the last thing he'd be dead.

>that pale kid who slept in class, rarely showed up anyway then eventually stopped coming to school and everyone just assumed he died from cancer

>>34902412
Say you're studying and its important.

>that kid that spent all of PE on the bleachers, getting anxious anytime the ball seemed like it was coming your way

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>tfw I am a mid-level office manager for a <150 employee company
>tfw I am the most successful of my entire graduating class at this point

wew

>>34902551
I already said my "Haha yeah...", am I fucked?

>always gave out good presentations that usually held everyone's attention and made some laughs
>meanwhile most normie presentations were monotone shit and everyone ignored them

never understood this, i could talk normally infront of a lot of people but could never hold a conversation with someone else

>>34900786
She only grew a set of tits after she got over me.
It made me so mad.
I saw her lounging around, C-cups where there were once nothing, and I cried to the sky "WHERE WERE THESE!?"
Then she tried to beat me up.

you people are the same ones actually commenting on society and politics

>someone wrote I love you anon as a joke
>I was autistic and crossed it out to hide it from my parents because I thought they would over react

>>34902601
No if they ask again just say that you like to study and your degree takes a lot of reading.

>>34899675
So instead of trying to better yourself by talking to people, you just play the "le feel bad for me" card. Fuck off, autismo.

>>34902623
Presentations are heavily rehearsed, with notes, and you know what to say next. A conversation is on the fly, you get more self aware.

Reminder that this is a "that kid" thread.
>that kid who went home for lunch every single day
was me

>>34901702
you sound like you think you're a lot smarter than you are

>>34900373
all those airborne chad shit particles in your food

>>34903108
I went home for lunch. But that was because I literally lived like the equivalent of one city block from where I went to middle school. Was comfy as fuck. Chicken noodle soup and ADOM.

>>34902592
>being proud of middle management
enjoy your mid life crisis

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>>34899313
I drew dicks on my yearbook with my friends back in junior high

I lent it to some kid I knew and was going to give it back in like 3 days so both his parents could see it, I forgot it had dicks on the time

Mom was frustrated as fuck when I told her I didn't have it and called the the school before I could finish explaining myself

That kid got suspended for a week because my mom put up a fake narrative that he stole my yearbook and drew dicks on it

>that kid who was [not pictured] in the yearbook
it was me during senior year. did everything in my power to not be pictured in the yearbook. don't know if I was successful because I didn't buy it

>>34899675
Babs?
origgaga

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>that kid who got asked out by the hottest girl in the school but assumed she was kidding and told her to fuck off before cartwheeling away
i deserve to die.

>>34903798
me too. shit was comfy, nibba.

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I need affection, please give me a (You)

>>34899675
>that kid who was never present during presentation day
>that kid who wore the same sweatshirt everyday
>that kid who never spoke
>that kid who was always picked last for anything in PE
>that kid that [who] slurred his words
>that kid that spent his free periods roaming the halls or hiding away in the library
>that kid with no friends
>that kid that no one ever spoke to and avoided
>that kid who failed all his classes

>>34900568
>that kid who skipped classes often to the point that everyone thought he was out selling drugs
>that kid who could never take a compliment and has to shit on himself whenever someone says good about [him]
>that kid who never attended prom cause he had no gf
>that kid who never graduated with classmates of his year cause he failed courses and had to take an extra year

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>>34899313
>That kid who never went to school

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>that kid who cut out his picture in the yearbook every year
>that kid who put tape over his picture on the school id cards and never took it off

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>>34899313
>that kid who who shoots all the kids in school he didn't like

>>34900645
Fuck you you fucking normie faggot go die

>that kid who wouldn't show up for months at a time and eventually dropped out
>that kid everyone was pretty sure died
>that kid who spent his spare periods sitting in a corner of the library silently sobbing because he just couldn't take it anymore

>>34904823
me too for the first two
it happened 2 times

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>>34899313
>be me in 5th grade
>girl i like finally talking to me
>yearbook signing day
>she says she doesn't liike how her eyes look in her picture
>jokingly draw glasses on her picture with my marker effectively ruining her portrait in my yearbook
i'm sure she was offended

>>34902623
Youre a normie with social anxiety. Robots arent good at talking period

>that kid that attempted suicide in elementary school came back from the psych ward a month later and the day before the teacher explained the situation to everyone
i'm pretty sure that kid even got bullied for it after still wasn't even allowed to wear shoelaces because they thought he was a threat to himself still

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>>34902412
>I'm at the library every day
So am I, I don't see how it's a problem though

It's the most quiet place on campus, it's comfy, and I tend to get a lot more work done there then I would at home

>that kid who sneaked inside and trashed the school while everyone was eating lunch

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>>34902682
I WANT YOUR GF BUT YEARS AGO

>that kid who was attractive, but talked to no one, didn't awnser the teacher, and was all around an autist
>that kid who drank alcohol

>>34899516
>dad is yearbook teacher
>get every yearbook free
Oh yes...