How to get Weed

Do you live in a city? In a university town?

>>34899168
Triple Dubya dot dea dot weed

>>34899168
If you don't feel like going to your nearest dispensary, order online and have it delivered same day

>>34899168
Move to a legal state

I honestly used the app whisper to find my weed dealer.

Hes been the best dealer Ive ever had too.

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> tfw I have a medical marijuana card and can get some whenever I want (high grade shit) at a great price but don't really like smoking weed

>>34899312
>>34899239
Can you explain how to get the medical card?
And how these dispensaries work?

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>>34899249
>Move to a legal state
This, man. In a few weeks I won't have to meet up with a guy who has a totally different schedule than mine and will no longer have to wait for weeks at a time to re-up.

>>34899332
Google "medical marijuana [state]"

More likely than not you can get it online and have it shipped to you

>>34899168
Are you a tard?

Original question

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>>>/soc/

I'm serious. The people there are pretty shit, but no doubt you'll easily find stoners that are down on hooking you up.

>>34899395
I don't think so. UPS doesn't ship drugs. And every site is saying that I need a some sort of medical prescription.

Can't you meet dealers in your area using some website?

>>34899332
My local dispensary had a list of doctors by area near me who would give you a license for 50$ cash - you don't even have to bullshit them for awhile they just give you it

>>34899332
A psychologist diagnosed me with PTSD so I just had to apply for it.

Er, the dispensaries, you just go in and tell them what you want. They have a bunch of strains, oils, edibles, etc. The one I went to was pretty professional and the employees knew their shit. Really nice people too.

>>34899462
I'm saying you can get the card shipped. And if not, then you can get it for $40-50 at places that do this. Like >>34899513 said you don't need a reason or bullshit, you just show any valid state ID, pay, and willget it in a few days.

Of course you can meet dealers but that's illegal, so there's no official 420.com website with every dealer there. For this try Yik Yak or craigslist (shady) or similar websites

>>34899332
I went to "420 Evaluations", a dank medical center full of rasta gear, and filled in a form about how I'm stressed out at work and how marijuana helps.

>>34899513
>My local dispensary had a list of doctors by area near me who would give you a license for 50$ cash
So you just walked into the dispensary and they had a list like that?
Is there any other way to find doctors in my area that give out these cards? Thanks

>>34899566
>I'm saying you can get the card shipped.
Can't find anything like this. Are you sure?

>>34899779
Your local dispensaries will have business cards from doctors who will sell you a card. You can also try googling them

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I'm also interested in this.

I have literally no friends and haven't attended a social interaction in about 8 years.

I currently attend a specialised government funded school that's basically a glorified shipping container where you can show up and hand in work. The school has about 100 people signed up and I'm convinced a good 20% of them are stoned in class at any given time.

The question is how I'm supposed to approach these people and request weed.

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>>34899168
Deep web onions, try that.

talk to the kid who takes grass and puts it in to his "bong" (red bull can with holes in it) and he'll scoop up some "grass" hell take Grass and get u to smoke it

>>34899168
lol it worked for me a few times.

>>34899945
tor

your comment is not original

>>34900801
Can you elaborate? Where did you go?

>>34899279
Does it really work? I see people posting there about it but I can't help but to think I'm going to pull up at a police station and get buttfucked

>>34899945
>Do you smoke weed?
Ye, why?
>Who do you get it from? I can pay extra.

Done

Work shitty fast food, better yet a pizza place and you'll eventually find a connection.

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>>34899168
>be me
>be Canadian
>be a weed-smoking 420blazingit dudeweedlmao guy
>go to weed store
>pay money for weed
>leave with weed

Okay, now back to being you.

>>34901934
Yeah. I honestly doubt a cop is going to waste time setting up a sting for a weed buyer. I was paranoid too though so I just bought an eighth first, so if he was a cop he wouldnt waste his time with that little amount, and if he was just trying to rip me off, the worst he could get off me is 30$ anyways.

If cops did do a sting, it makes more sense to for them to post as a methhead looking for meth, and bust a dealer that way.

>>34902611
What did you look for to find a dealer on whisper? Like are there any keywords in particular? Seems like everyone on this app is a fucking faggot, so no luck here.

>>34899168
Just go to a dispensary you ding dong.

>>34900380
I don't even know how to use the deep web

depending on where u live try cannabis culture its a place in canada u go and buy weed all u need is a id and be of age.