/britfeel/

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>>34898426
First for Redgum
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5bL62Bx9zuE

>>34898426
All this is doing is making me sad there werent more episodes.

Ebin-anon where are you? Lets chat lad

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>>34898426
I really enjoy this ted posting desu lads, i also enjoy all the gayposting as well hahaha.

waifu and chill hahah

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First for Hannah vs sister

>>34898463
ehh
I think it was starting to decline in quality a little bit by season 3
probably for the best that Dermot Morgan died when he did

Bit weary of the chronic depression and nihilism that defines my life tbqh

unexpected bout of depression is ruining the comfortable boredom of the night shift lads

not a fan of this

>>34898501
i think her sister should become the queen of brit feel

>>34898501
Bit late on the draw, lad. And by a bit I mean very.

>>34898491
Junlad would you let a boy kiss and suck on your feet? It doesn't matter what they look like it's more about doing something so low just to give you warm tingles.

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>>34898480
t-talk about what anon?
>>34898491
its not gay!

>>34898587
yeh, i also like getting a lad to drink my pee and degrade themselves for my amusement.
>>34898606
it is very gay you stinky little faggot.

>>34898627
>i also like getting a lad to drink my pee
Please share a story about this Junlad pls.

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>>34898606
Lets talk about (You) more

Lads I'm probably gonna fail uni

I've been drinking heavily all the time and not been turning up.

So now I have shit A-Levels, failed at uni and have absolutely no idea where to from here. Talented at fucking nothing too. Oh and I've quit or been sacked from every bullshit job I have done, so my CV is shit too.

What the fuck do I do lads?

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>>34898491
Bit gay, lad.
Might skip my lecture tomorrow because I'm still horribly ill

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>>34898627
don't bully!


>the thread that saved my foreskin
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/32352008/#32352008

Feeling pretty good boys, got invited to a normie party tomorrow
There'll be a shitton of grills and it's a masked character acting thing. My character is some dickish playwriter.
Any tips on how to blend in as a normie?

>>34898426
Anyone else at KCL?
got some protestors to tell me to fuck off
good times

>>34898770
give us a rundown lad

>>34898725
The life of a dandy highwayman, robbing from the rich and giving to the poor. Ideally get a flintlock pistol and a rapier, and probably work on your parkour as well.

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>>34898725
become a joiner, mason, estate manager etc.
get a proper comfy job before it's too late
t. training to be a shepherd

>>34898747
My friend worked out how much he was paying per lecture and it was around 60 bongs iirc.

>>34898762
Shame I wasn't around for that topic, because I successfuly fixed my phimosis with stretching. Didn't even use steroid cream

Oh, and mine was a pretty severe case too. Took a good few months

>>34898790
They record them, so it isn't too bad if I end up missing it, just a bit of a pain.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XWmBeVRWoc

listening to this comfy music while studying for uni, and reading brit feel. good times.

>>34898807
I'm having good progress since then. I can see my glans opening now while flaccid and can almost see the opening of it while erect, I hadn't even seen my glans at all before then.

i have steroid cream but its hard to apply correctly because the area isn't very big to apply it

>>34898780
the student union protest everything they can
fucking ANYTHING; typical attention whores

this time they were protesting the cleaners having bad working standards by blowing whistles, voovozales, megaphones and music outside the entrance

I started the only male protesting (arab looking kinda tall). At one point he suggested the cleaners will be deported

so I kept saying to him really obnoxiously "So these people will be deported"

obviously not, he got so mad he kept shouting at me to fuck off

at one point he told me I was offending him and I told him I was trying to

good times

>>34898708
Be my smug bf

>>34898854
Have you tried touching your glans?

The fiery burning sensation was immense when I first touched it. Sadly that goes away

The real progress for me came when I did it twice or even 3 times a day for 15 mins, rather than once. Skipping a day set it back ages

>>34898426
REEEEEEEEEEE SHITSTINS STARTED RUNNING IN MY LIBRARY

>>34898725
I managed to get a 2:1 undergrad not really turning up, but doing a good amount of research and learning at home.
>>34898700
there is a cute lad at my uni who i found online who i go to after my seminars, a quick visit is bj and he drinks my pee, longer and I pound his boipucci while he is in chastity and try my best to pee inside him after i cum (which was his idea actually), we only have sex in his bathroom now because of it really hahaha.
>>34898747
yes a little homoerotic, and screw the lecture lad, put a few hours research in at home.
>>34898762
But i like you lad :)

>>34898904
Legit fucking disgusting

How anyone can respect or tolerate someone with such a low opinion of themselves is beyond me

But hey, that's mentally ill faggots for you

Re-criminalise sodomy when?
This filth has to end.

>>34898929
wow you are going to really hate the real world hahaha.

>>34898962
People in the real world generally don't like to fucking drink piss and lock themselves in chastity

Your degenerate little community is not representative of the real world.

>>34899001
hahaha okay :^)

Just a bit of fun lad.

>>34899001
>Acting like you wouldn't gulp it all down then ask for a slap as a reward
Tsundere's are worst girls. Junlad deserves to be worshiped.

>>34898947

*bums u in the mouth*

>>34899021
We all know about your mental issues. This is your pathetic little attempt at trying to "feel" something for once in your life.

The pleasure you receive will continue to dampen, because your underlying issues don't allow you to feel like a normal human being anymore. Harder and harder stuff will happen until eventually there is nothing left for you to feel.

Let's see how fun it is when that happens, lad :)

>>34899071
true say lad.
>>34899128
also likely a true say, but I also am content in myself being a broken and worthless person :^)
I can just play vidya lmao :)

>>34898725
ye a bit fucked lad.

w-w-w-would y-you l-l-like to make that a l-large s-s-s-s-s-s-sir?

Why do these britfeels always turn to shite?

Lads

>>34898463
Think it's for the best, check out Linehan's twitter for an idea of what could have been...

>>34899265
because im not posting

its the prison gays that ruin it.

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>>34898895
Its way too sensitive to touch, it hurts a lot even when i just brush agaisnt it so I don't pull back often.. I'm just keeping up with my stretches and not checking my progress too often
>>34898904
>pee inside him after i cum
how does that work? don't you stay hard while inside him? how do you pee while hard hot though

>>34899265
>>34899398
I was just posting about phimosis which affects a lot of anons here... not my fault lewd males derailed that

>>34898725
I don't understand people failing at uni, how can you not work with the idea of paying that fucking loan off for more than a decade hanging over you

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>>34898762
>the thread that saved my foreskin
tfw I posted in that thread, enjoy it lad!

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>tfw flatmate got locked out
>ignored her for 7 hours
>when I finally let her in she doesn't say anything

>tfw pile of tissues building
It's snot, lads, not semen

How do I go about talking to a doctor about depression/anxiety?

I don't want to be one of the people that self diagnosed but something's definitely off about the way I feel all the time and in certain situations.

>>34899622

The diagnosis is pretty straightforward. They ask you a few questions, then probably prescribe ssri

>>34899510
I did too, in a way we share a memory anon.

>>34899647
I'm not sure how to breach the subject though.

I'm also worried about not being allowed to do certain things due to the diagnosis.

This JRE is getting a bit tedious lads, anyone else listening to it?

>>34899530
Literally ignored her knocking?

>>34899710
Yeah

There's a general about it on /tv/

Feel sorry for Crowder, I think he's a massive autist. Telling Rogan he is a bully was embarrassing for him

>>34899689

Just tell him I have been feeling down or something like that. There are a few standard questions, like on a scale of 1 to 10 rate your mood, or how often do you feel this way, have you ever considered self harm?

Easy stuff you could lie through it if you weren't having any problems. Only problem is yeah you have a record of it. I can get a firearms licence because I would need to get a doctor to vouch for me which you can understand may be difficult

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>>34899510
>>34899683
thats fascinating that two of you are here. I do thank you

If I could give you both a reward I would. you probably saved me a lot of physical and emotional pain

>>34898848
That mix sounds good so far anon, I'm 'studying' listening to this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYeP8a_Y_0A

Deadline due tomorrow I haven't even started, sort of fucked. What are you working on lad?

>>34899622
I'm struggling with this too. Although I know I need to exercise and eat better. That helped me no end in the past. I won't take pills because it's bullshit.

>>34899798

They can help. Once you stop taking them you're back to the same old though

>>34899750
Buzzing the bell and calling me. I just slept and watched a movie.

We're all a bit fucked, arent we lads?

>>34899798
Don't take SSRIs.

>>34899832
Exactly, they don't help they just mask. I know I have stuff I need to fix, I just can't get motivated

>>34899834

Why lad?

>>34899845
Of course we are. I wouldn't want anything else mind.

>>34899845
'a bit' may be an understatement, mate.

Anyone else feel like a totally different person week to week? I have no idea which 'me' I'll wake up as tomorrow.

>>34899878
>Why lad?
It's her fault for getting drunk last night, keeping my up with all the noise her and her friends were making and then losing her keys.

>>34899845
nah I'm fine
I just need to get a job and I'll be reet

>>34899798
know that feel. Anxiety and panic issues pretty much destroyed all my youth already and it isn't getting better on its own just worse and the doctors rush to prescribe (((ssri))) for it because some normie with "depression" had some placebo effect.

where as I am deprived of all life experience due to this panic/anxiety, I'm soon turning 24 and i've been deprived of nearly every single life experience so far

>>34899798

Go on the dark net and buy ketamine. It has been tested for depression and has promising results

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People want me to get Facebook.

They don't understand.

>>34899933
This seems like it could backfire...

>>34898770

yh im kcl, u 1st year? what campus

>>34899933
Jesus Christ ket is fucking awful dont do it.

>>34899942
I caved in a couple of years ago. Stay strong brother.

Might go for the lucky 9s lads

>>34899918
new day new me.
>>34899931
I get anxiety but i would never take anything for it, just cling on the best i can... forever feeling shit or having a breakdown hahaha.

>>34899982
I caved out. Deleted it and never looked back.

>>34899942
I've had facebook for a couple years, not posted on it once. It's not to so bad lad, if you even have people who want you to get facebook you're probably alright

>>34899968

They have done studies on it. Can snap people out of being depressed. Depression anon google it.

Fuck, at least take some acid or something. It'll be more effective than an ssri

>taking drugs to cure depression or anxiety

don't do this

just go outside, get a nice amount of vitamin D, get some nice exercise from walking

Anyone else a bit bored of American? This all just seems like the Bush years with more memes.

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>>34899782
Fighting the global circumcision conspiracy is reward enough

>>34900031

It helped me.

>>34900024
Yeah I'm sure anon will get the same shit the doctors have and perfect the right amount of micro-dosing no problem.

Keep biting skin off me lips, lads.

>>34899845

Probably less than most.

I feel our problem is being to aware of our inadequacies, whereas most people are too fuckin ignorant to it. I don't envy the normies.

>>34900072
Kek. I'm not daft enough don't worry.

Like anything in life, happiness has to be worked for.

>>34899982

They say it's a good way to get a job and keep in contact with your employer...

>>34900001

Aye, maybe if I have friends, I don't need to be a fall-on-his-sword-for-whatever idiot. It's not like they're making me eat Nestle.

today marks 150 days of clean eating
fuck

day 3 of having a cold, just fucking kill me now

I dont think weed is the cure for depression Joe Rogan thinks it is.

>>34900333
nice trips
are you better for it lad?

>>34900454
I suppose
this isn't the first time I've lost a fuck tonne of weight, so who knows if it will stick

Watching Powerless. Capeshit tv shows have finally hit rock bottom.

>>34900622
How much did you manage to loose lad?

>>34900682
45kg so far
about 25 to go

>>34900682
i made his boipucci loose haha

>>34900740

straight savage lad, you dont give a fuck, do you?

hope my ket comes tomorrow
I'd hate to spend a second on my own sober

>>34900947
Sounds like you've got your life in order, anon.

I've fucked everything lads
>move to a new student accommodation with knew flat mates
>been here a few days
>they're all going out tonight, fuck knows why on a wednesday but that's typical student life I guess, anyways they invite me
>they say I can bring a couple mates if I like so it's less awkward
>sure, invite some girl I like as I figure it's a good enough excuse to ask to hang out
>she says yeah
>fast forward to about 12am and I throw up in a wine bucket, not my proudest moment
>bouncers escort me outside, oneitis comes with to check on me
>flatmates proceed to follow once I'm outside for a good 10 minutes
>try to explain I'm not even that drunk, I just drank too fast
>chad cunt flatmate says I should go back to the flat, pays for my taxi
>oneitis says goodbye to me, goes off with my flatmates
>she hasn't replied to my texts
>she's probably being rammed by chad thundercock at this very moment
>too worried about my flatmates coming back soon and what they're going to say
>only been here a few days and already want to look for a new flat

Don't try and feign being normie lads, it just fucks everything up even more.

>>34901019
I don't spend much time alone
gotta make the most of it
and where the fuck do you think we are anyway

>>34901022
Wednesday is student night you dumb ass.

>>34901064
Wait no. Thursday is student night. What are you on about?

>>34901022
When this happened to me I just pretended I was sleeping and ignored them. They never asked again

Works like a charm

>>34901022
Sucks that mate.

>>34901022
It's your fault for consuming alcohol.

>>34901105

His problems go way back from that.

will a babybel give me nightmares?

>>34901177

No lad, go crazy

>>34901177
Terrible nightmares that you shall never awake from. A babybel will be your downfall.

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>>34900729
Shit lad, well done on that!

Will cider make my headache better or worse? It's shitting my night up.

>>34901307
Drink some water, you wanker

>>34901307
Have a wank lad, it's great for headaches

>>34901375
I drink tons of water, and I will be a wanker in a couple of minutes thanks to >>34901427.

>>34900413
Certainly not, I've genuinely had suicidal introspection and nigh-on psychotic episodes while stoned.

has anyone played deadly premonition?
I'm gonna be up all night, need something to do

Jesus lads, a childhood friend got done for noncing, weird feeling seeing someone you know in the news

>>34901617
bloody hell, that's a shocker lad

I know what you mean though, a girl I went to school with drowned in the thames a couple of years ago and made the news, and a friend of mine killed herself at uni last year and the uni covered it up to protect their reputation, both made the news and it left me feeling weird and cold inside

>>34901617
what'd he get done for? any jailtime?

>>34901861
http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/watch-north-shields-fisherman-snared-11722023

meeting some underage girl, quite an old article but I had no idea until now. Haven't seen him since I was like 10 or so

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>tfw you'll never be as handsome as the Bogdanoff twins
Perhaps taking the bogpill will give me this beauty

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Not that I wish to sound like a prude, but surely if they don't want kids, they should just avoid having sex so much?

oh sorry I forget where I am sometimes

ROASTIES BTFO

there, much better

>>34902090
I don't know what's happening to me but at first I thought they looked ridiculous but now I'm starting to think they actually look good. Like they have so much power and confidence that they grew their chins on purpose. Is this what it means to take the bogpill?

>>34901927
Growing up before the internet really kicked off there were loads of 18/19 year olds in my town dating 13/14 year olds.

Always thought it was a little gross but no one considered them nonces and they all were a bit like that guy, working physical labour jobs or boy racer types.

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>>34902090
>tfw the more I look at them the less freaky and more attractive they look

think the bogbots are taking hold lads... at least I'm free from the Rothchilds

>>34902160
the only 100% contraception we get is the snip.
why does the world hate men

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>>34902187
>>34902224
Yes, robots. Free your mind of the Rothschild lies. Take the bogpill and spread the word.
You have received the call.

>>34902334
>Our responsibility
>Only two options
>Wearing stinky rubber
>Getting cut

>>34902334
vasectomies aren't 100% effective
and condoms break 20% of the time

so, never have sex more than 4 times if you don't want kids

>>34899622
I did it a few weeks ago

almost got sectioned and didn't return for a repeat prescription, but i want to go back

they'll insist you take therapy and shit, but if you say you only want anti-depressants (sertraline), it's all they'll prescribe

>>34902187
I couldnt agree more. How else could such intentional hair shape exist?

>>34902426
>condoms break 20% of the time
These rates are universally inflated by people who don't know how to apply them correctly.

already 20 to 4
the nights are getting shorter, thank god
it's awful being awake whilst everyone else is sound asleep

>>34902501
>gotta be up for work in <5 hours

>>34902501
I know the feeling. I'm unsure whether to sleep now and wake up really late in the day and repeat this process or stay up all night.

it's the juggernaut bitch

>normies having loud violent argument outside my room in the hallway
fuck's sake this is never-ending, this is why I don't bother trying to sleep at night time but I can't leave either

did the clocks go forward or something lads? I swear it was just 2am. I've just been shitposting in another thread and now its 4. Genuinely baffled here. I had a good sleep pattern going as well.

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>>34903093
you got abducted by aliens lad, check your anus

>>34903093
nope that's not till 26th march, also 2am might not be the worst but I wouldn't call that a good sleep schedule desu.

>>34903156
this, only proper explanation I reckon

>>34903156
Not the bogdabots, oh no
>>34903180
Prior to this I was sleeping at 11am til 7.
Waking up around 12 seems ideal NEET hours

Lads how can I tell if I've got hemmorhoids?
Without going to the doctor obviously.

>>34903420
red fresh blood when you poop
sore when you poop
you can feel them after pooping too

Does anyone else find the longer it takes to reach climax the worse the orgasm feels. The best orgasms I find are the ones that take a few minutes

>>34903687
I'm the opposite. If I spend an hour tugging at a semi to climax it feels so good I get leg cramps. If it only takes I minute I might not feel anything at all.

>>34903687
I have to admit I am sometimes disappointed by my longer, planned-out wanks but I don't know whether shorter ones are better

>>34903735
I figured this was normal with the whole trend of edging, no idea why I'm the opposite
>>34903760
I find if it takes longer I have to force myself my cum, I think from now one if I feel I have to force myself I'm just going to stop because it's not going to be worth it. The best orgasms I find are the ones where you don't climax for a few days but I don't have the self control for that, usually only happens if i'm busy and don't wank out of boredom

>>34903687
I know how you feel. It usually takes me 30-40 minutes and the orgasm is always disappointing and bland. Occasionally though I have one that takes 2 minutes and it's the best I have ever had.

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>>34898426
silly original boys!~

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>>34903863
Is she serious? Some people are idiots

>>34903863
poor girl

ORIOLA

where can I buy a dressing gown?

Had a wank and a few glasses of water. Headache is only getting worse.

Might clock out and see if it's better when I awake. Have a good one, lads.

>>34898426
PLASE TO HALP
TRAPPED. MOTH!
FILTER5 BL0CKKING WRDS BRA1N
>>34903607

PLASE

>>34903924
ibuprofren is good for headaches lad, you had any?

>>34903923
M&S, Amazon

>>34904027
>M&S
don't think they'd let me though the door 2bh

>>34904007
Na, I try not to take tablets because most of them make my liver hurt the next day. I'll probably sleep it off.

Is Alex Jones a schizophrenic

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>>34904158
No. He's perfectly sane.

yaay. awake again
>wake and bake
>coffee
>work
desu, i still feel drunk, but fuck it,sober up at work eh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOL-_-T4uto
nice bit o hardcore will help me get ready to face the day

>>34904226
>Dougal and Gammer
Fuck me haven't heard these cunts in years, had an autistic thing with them when I was around 11 where I refused to listen to anything else. Cheers

>3lbs in 11 days
fucking pathetic

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>>34904158
nope, you might not like it but this is what 120% WOKE looks like

>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prostitution_in_the_United_Kingdom#Extent
>A major study into the sex industry in 2016 by the Home Affairs Select Committee found that Britain had approximately 70,000 prostitutes who earned an average of 2,000GBP a week. The research showed that sex workers in Britain charged an average of 78GBP for services and had around 25 clients per week.
This is the easy mode woman life right here. Why is this allowed?

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>>34904411
Mate if anything that's hard mode.
Easy mode is just marrying any man and telling them you want to be a housewife, then pretending being a housewife is a job

>>34904477
They're getting paid for sex. That's pretty easy.

are princess peach and princess toadstool the same person?

>>34904477
>you live in a world where earning 100,000 a year with no education or particularly good looks for having sex with men is the hard mode of the other gender
just end it all

>>34904411
>>34904674
you could become a male prostitute and make similar numbers if you put effort in

>>34904813
Don't do it, lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3omQikQYmgY

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and off to work i go. 14 hrs of work till hell week is over. doctors next week and see about going on the sick for a bit i think
on a seperate note. post what you love
i'm so happy when i think of her.
2D is the way lads. fuck this 3D world eh

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>>34904919
>post what you love


I'm hurting inside.

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>>34904919
have a nice day snakelad, 14 hours is a tough one, treat yourself to the huge snek daki someday.

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>>34904995
Whisky-san is a bit of a qt

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>>34904919
>post what you love
I love pussy cats

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>still can't do a full push up

still doing 2x 30sec plank a day and some wall pushups, maybe I should try something else or actually take my lazy self to a gym, no idea what to do their either though so haha.

>>34905097
You're joking, height/weight, or bf%?

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>>34905117
no idea on bf%, probably really bad.

5'11, around 10 stone... as far as I know not being able to do a pushup isn't uncommon...

>>34905278
That's a normal height and weight. Fair enough, I thought all men could do a pushup, maybe quite a few can't

>>34905366
I probably lost a lot of muscle when I was thinner desu, I just put 2stone back on eating complete shit so now I'm a weak skinnyfat. I'm certainly getting a bit better with my progressive push ups (wall/incline) and planks, I could barely even hold the push up position before now I can just about do one. progress thought innit.

>>34905097
You're just not pushing yourself hard enough
t. 6'0 10 st

>>34905714
Try lifting some very light weights to strengthen your shoulders, forearms and biceps as well as planking and you should be able to do a push up soon.

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should I shave
originally

>tfw can do 30 combat press-ups off the knuckles on concrete

I'm 6ft and about 9.4 stone of skeletal body mass so I can do about 30-40 push ups together despite having the muscle strength of a 10 y o girl
Just don't eat guys, works for me

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>getting a haircut
>"so anon what did you do for valentines day?

>>34905932
30-40 in a row?
I can only do 25, I'm 6ft and 9.2 stone

just remembered I have hundreds of nos chargers under my bed

>>34905944
Just tested it to check I wasn't bullshiting, turns out I was cause I only got to 28 (then again I've been awake for a while now). I'm pretty sure I used to be able to do more than that though, and I don't gain or lose weight so I think it's probably not hard for you to be able to do more than that

how long does it take to get back to baseline tolerance on k?

>>34906061
I stop at 25
last week I was maxing at 20, every couple of weeks I try and add a few more

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haha thanks for making me feel even more insecure about not being able to do this lads.

I guess I can use this as motivation

>>34906219
don't mention it mate
honestly though I'm sure there're people that can't do any pushups that aren't bothering to do one so you've not slipped to the bottom of the ladder yet

I feel misery in my bones, lads.

I have a bunch of shit weighing me down and it's pain inside. I just want to scream and sob like a fucking war widow but I'm just going home after work, drinking, sleeping, waking up, drinking and going back to work with no outward emotion at all. It's like I'm aware of what I want to feel or know I should be feeling right now, but I'm not feeling anything. I just feel grey. Tired and grey.

I dunno, lads. I dunno.

>>34906472
sack work off and do something you enjoy.

>>34906472
bun drinking it's expensive, boring and physically sickening
I personally wouldn't bother with the job either

any fembots here? describe yourself pls.

I got some weed for the first time but I have no idea how to actually smoke it...

>>34906488
There's nothing I enjoy any more. Work isn't the issue. Work is a welcome distraction. My problems are elsewhere.

>>34906510
Get some dank.

>>34906506
can smell it from here lad
make some brownies

>>34906506
Get some ciggy papers, google how to roll a roach from a bit of card, snip it into little bits with a pair of scissors if you don't have a grinder and roll it like a fag. Add some baccy if it's your first time and you're a regular smoker, try it pure if you're not.

>>34906506
make a bong from a coke bottle

>>34906506
first time i got some weed I was a useless fuck and had no idea how to roll it, wasted a lot.

Was fucking awesome though, just lay on my sofa feeling the cushions, was the most comfy thing ever.

>>34906530
Saw a lad here yesterday talking about how to get it off the darkweb, might just come to that. I need to feel something or get this mess in my head sorted out.

I can't handle this shit on my own. There's nobody to talk to.

>>34906609
buy 40 quids worth of bitcoin, download tor, get on alphabay and buy some nice cheese.

make sure to get it off a guy with a long history and tons of good reviews.

>>34906609
here here

I've been bounced around doctors and hospitals for weeks and I can't take much more.

I've been clean for ages but I really, really want, nay, need to get fucked up. On whatever I can find.

>tfw really want to binge drink this morning, since i'm getting horrible feelings from not drinking.

Don't know what I can do to stop myself, other than sleep, but I've already slept enough.

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>Your order will be delivered today between 10:50-11:50
woo

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>>34901022
>tfw you finally snapped and tried to punch a chad in a club on tuesday night
>ended up getting dragged out of the club with all the normies staring at me

I should have stayed in and watched anime. Not bothering with this shit again.

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>tried to pull all nighter yesterday
>fell asleep at 2pm
>woke up at 7pm
>still awake now

well fug

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>>34907337
v similar to me
>got in at 1pm yesterday
>went to sleep at 2
>woke up at 8

might try sleep soon desu to normalize the times a bit

>>34904158

No, just a conman.

>>34905002
it's not 14 hours at once. but i did used to do 12 hr shifts.they were killers.
8 hrs today 6 tomorrow
payday tuesday. won't be ordering the 7m daki. but do have a couple in mind. will choose 1 n get it ordered.

>tfw running out of weed today
>but bf is coming over tomorrow

good and bad feels

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>>34905038
awww.
all tucked up as well.
i've my little catto at home

Going on holiday with qt girlfriend tomorrow.
First holiday ever.
Pretty scared.
No women troubles in life but still NEET posting here everyday.

How many other anons have girlfriends but still robotic? Quite interested to know a breakdown of he thread participants.

>>34907589
I automatically assume that everyone I interact with hates me and doesn't want me to around so I avoid and say as little as possible to people and on the rare occasion someone tries to get to know me I push them away. I could never get a girlfriend as long as I'm like this

>>34907560
did you get your willy out for the catto lad?

How do I get a job in a job centre?
I want to deny people bennies, sounds fun

Morning lads. Who's ready for another day of slaving away to make sure porkys happy?

>>34907589
Good luck mate. Never been on holiday with anyone but family. Enjoy it.

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I found this stone while walking to the shop this morning and I'm amazed at how triangle it is.

>>34907622
What is it about you that you think everybody hates? Do you rationalize it? Or is it all emotional.
You're probably a decent lad.
>>34907765
Thanks anon. Slaving? What job you got?

>>34907828
Tech support and admin clerk

>>34907828
I have acne, I'm skinny, I have a quiet voice. I'm just really insecure.

>>34907807
wow, it really is triangular

now take a ruler and hold it perpendicular to the base and measure the height to the opposite corner, then measure the length of the base, the area is approximately half the base times the height

>>34907885
I don't know why but I did that and it's about 36cm

>>34907927
>cm
>not cm^2

reeeeee

>>34907982
I'm shit at maths lad I don't even know what cm^2 means

>tfw some spanish-speaking (assume latino) band gets on my tube sometimes for several stops and plays "no more"
>this is one of the only songs they play
>they go around and collect money
>just had an empty coffee cup waved in my face
>shake head - he glares
>decide to give a pittance
>reach into pockets
>all no money
Should've never given any inclination that I had any desu. The trials of wagecucking.

>got a gf
somehow

>>34908003
A couple of days ago I walked past a homeless guy with a dog and i heard him say to it "maybe the next guy won't ignore us" I felt bad and wanted to turn around and walk back to give him some money but I thought it would be too awkward so I didnt

>>34908025
I keep saying it but /britfeel/ being the bunch of bitter pessimists is it refused to believe me:

It's not a matter of becoming normie, it's a matter of finding someone as pathetic as you are.

>>34908034
I walked past a homeless lad on my way to Tesco and didn't have any cash, so I bought a couple of sandwiches with my weekly shop and offered them to him on the way back. He turned them down.

I still don't know if I was wrong to be as offended as I was. I mean, I just said "Okay, if you're sure" and walked off, but I was fuming inside.

>>34908034
You can't give money to every one you see. Especially in London. You'd become broke.
>>34908050
I constantly seem to have girls interested in me, but never seem to reciprocate feelings appropriately. It's not hard to do, especially if you lower your standards (or just don't have them), but do you really want to do that? Maybe just for a practice gf? ...

>>34908034
If I gave money to everyone I'd be homeless. Also I'm not even sure all of them are homeless. There are a few regulars I try to give to when I walk past though.

>>34908050
yeah thats fine at least I'm less lonely

>>34908080
>It's not hard to do, especially if you lower your standards (or just don't have them), but do you really want to do that?
I always held Elliot Rodger as the posterboy for not feeling shame about lowering your standards. If that sad cunt had let go of his ridiculously egotistic self-image, stopped feeling he was entitled to your typical 9-10/10 stacey, lowered his standards and settled for a nice, slightly chubby 6 or 7, he never would have gone on his pointless postal rampage.

Hot women are better practice gf's because they're more likely to teach you valuable lessons about the pain a woman can inflict upon you. Less conventionally attractive women are rarely worse people than more attractive ones, and frequently much more pleasant to be around with far less superficial attitudes.

>>34908064
One homeless guy I was very happy to help was sat outside Sainsburys. Bought some hot chicken from the deli. Two hot cooked breaded thighs for a quid. Asked if he liked chicken on the way out. He said yes. He'd accumulated quite a lot of food in my short trip into the store... enough to see him through tomorrow too, in addition to a hot tea. Really makes you think....

>>34908117
Rogers also sounded super creepy and was literally psychopathic. A big turnoff despite wealth and good looks.

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Who wants to come round and play my PSVR?

>>34907855
Generally people won't hate you for those reasons anon.

>>34908204
I know that but I still can't stop projecting my insecurities onto other people

>>34908025

>tfw you bungle it

It was a fucking sitter, lads. I row Z'd the fucker from 6 yards out.

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H3YR080T


https://youtu.be/qDxUxLxPAr0

what's the plan for today lads?
orignal plans only

>>34908255

I'm going to film myself in a field, lit only by firelight, dancing around, smeared with body paint and fake blood.

>>34908255

Mostly watching Frasier and eating.

>>34908255
I'm having a poo right now

>>34908255
Been dragged in to fixing a family friends computer after work. Hoping I at least get some compensation.

>>34908273
Nice. Gonna watch it on 4+1 now.

Yakult. Advert. Okite!!!

>>34908255
lying /comfy/ in bed trying to muster the motivation to go to my spanish class

>>34908255
Sleep. Wake up. Drink. Go to work. Be numb all night. Go home. Drink. Sleep.

Life of a sad cunt.

>>34908316

I do feel like I've nailed Okite now. I hope they teach us some new words soon.

>>34908255
Mums just gone up co op to get some breakfast. Her heroin addict mate who she lends money to knocked just before. Suspicious.
But she is gonna get me some skittles for breakfast.
Gonna go into town later get a haircut and buy a Athens travel guide. Leave tomorrow. Then gonna go to girlfriends house later.
>Original blog post.

>>34908372

Are you fleeing to Greece to escape the smackhead?

>>34908255
Going to sleep soon. Will wake up when the day is almost over

>>34908255
Trying not to take a lethal dose

>>34908328
Watashino motokanojo wa nihonjindesu.
Would like to learn jap desu. Super lazy though.

>>34908255
going into town with mummy and then hopefully cracking on with making a website

>>34908435

I think the only thing I would do with Japanese is read manga desu.

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>>34898426

Will J K Rowling ever create the book

>Harry Shipman and the Lethal dose of morphine

I have a hangover but I also have a bit of drink left. Do I drink the drink to try and mitigate the hangover or do I take paracetamol for the headache?

>inb4 both and kill yourself.

>>34908498
euthanasia is a ridiculous crime

>>34908498

He must feel such disdain for killers who just go around with knives or riverbanks.

Shippers had to study for years to get into a position for gentleman murdering.

>>34908511
>Drinking alcohol
Degenerate.

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>>34908511

I've got just the thing for your hangover

>>34908563
Give it to me, doc

>>34908389
Running away to Greece to avoid the situation of getting a job after fucking off the last one.

might dig out the ol' 360 and play some GH2

>>34908585

Well, Greece is the place to go to avoid jobs.

you know the argos ebay collection service

can the till monkeys see what my package is?

I was in the middle of wank and my mum asked me to take some old chairs down to the skip at the bottom of the street. I was just about to cum and now I have to start again.

>>34908617

What are you buying like?

>>34908617
I wouldn't think so, the only difference between the collection service and having it arrive at your house is the location it goes to, so as long as it was packaged properly to begin with there shouldn't be an issue

>>34908661
but they need the collection number, they punch it into their doohickey then go get the package

>>34908670

They'll just have a barcode to scan. Unless you're getting a shrink wrapped dildo you'll be fine.

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>>34908678
oh god oh crap

>>34908255
I'm meeting a uni subject coordinator, he wants me to be a tutor. I was recommended because I had good grades in the subject a few years back

things are looking up desu

>>34908686
Quite interested in what you ordered now anon, nothing embarrassing I hope :^)

Does anyone know how I can get a free trial of Prime on Amazon without having a debit card?

I keep asking if they can activate one manually on my account but Panjeet keeps saying no.

>>34898426
this OP image is so fucking accurate it hurts

at least it looks a lot like portsmouth to me

>>34908617
Not usually, no. The seller packages it up posts it just the same as if it was going to your house, but they post it to the shop instead. You just go in there and give them your name and they hand over the package.

>>34908777
yeah, my concern was what pops up on their screen as they punch in the code

>>34908753
Can you sign up with a PayPal account?

G morning lads. How's you all? Just had crumpets with honey with a glass of milk with cocoa powder sprinkled in both. Feels good man. Anyone else in London?

>>34908472
I like the idea of just knowing another language. Thinking in another langauge. Must be an interesting and new experience.
Plus animu and manga.

>>34908813
No, you can't use PayPal with Amazon unfortunately.

Looks fucking shit n grey outside.
Foreboding sky looking bastard

>>34908859
you can get a single use credit card number to spend your paypal balance

>>34908844

Most people think in their native language forever apparently.

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>sister had a miscarriage
>will never be an uncle

Anyone want to get naked and rub dicks?
I'm feeling lonely after all this Valentine's day feels

>>34908887

Give her a bollocking lad.

>>34908885
Um, no? It's like learning coding. First you dream in it, then you think in it.

>>34908887
Thanks for reminding my I have a niece, guess I can't kill myself today.

>>34908901

>Um, no?

I'm going to fucking choke you anon

>>34908887
>>34908888
W what?
>>34908917
I'll kick your ass fucker. Tai Chi hands.

>>34908932
Oops. Meant to tag a diff post

Check the new great tribute video of Elliot Rodger with great British music by Depeche Mode. It's including some clips of a black BMW driving the same route Elliot used to drive and other nice rare clips too.

https://youtu.be/IFedQqjNWG8

Sorry I had to add it here as there was no Elliot threads around.

So... Britfeel is a bit shite.
Still I love you guys, even the racists

Did somebody want to learn a new language or something? It's easier than you think.

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>>34908915
I just want to be the fun uncle who lets the sprogs see my motorbike and play some vidya with them.

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Anyone want to come up with some not shit ideas for future Britfeel? You guys are fucking depressing as shit.

>>34908885
Na man.
Lots of my foreign friends at uni said they were thinking in English.

>>34909015
No, you numpty. Teach them skills and life lessons. They will be more grateful in the end.

>>34908984
studying every day is the hard part. I give up after two/three weeks every time I try.

Sup you cunts. I'm unemployed as shit. Wanna do some press ups with me? I'm bored and don't have money to smoke n drink :'(

>>34909085
You need to be immersed in the language through constant contact with it. Maybe online or find friends irl. What language?

>>34909030
Well the same happened to me, as I spent about five months in Britain. I actually started to think in English. And my own language started to seem odd gibberish. When I came back to my home country, I found it really difficult to speak my own language, I even got my tongue sore for doing so. And everyone thought I had a funny accent.

>get call from recruiter for a position i applied to
>they point out that i quit my last job in 2015
>"what have you been doing since then?"
>hang up phone in panic and block number

not gonna lie lads, i'm a bit useless

>>34909109
Prolly for the best lad. Ur one of us now.

>>34909114
Tell them you were doing some personal shit, like looking after family affairs, seeking yourself, perfecting your skills or had physical or mental issues.

>>34909133
yeah, that was my plan actually, but i just panicked because it felt like an accusation and i crack like a coconut under pressure

>>34909146
Wtf kind of metaphor is that? Lol

>>34909109
Where you from mate? Africa? Europe? Asia? Ireland?

>temperatures climbing into the double digits

I can finally open some windows and get some fresh air into the place!

Who else has had enough of stale air this winter?

>>34909104
chinese. I started weekly lessons to try and add some structure.

>>34909123
Thanks. Altho I had to check what "prolly" means.

>>34909170
Fuck yeah, bring on spring n summer. Tired of not lounging on the grass in the back yard under the sun.

>>34909172
Reading? Writing? Self study? How far did you get?

>>34909175
Yup. Luvverly.

>>34909172
If you're not bothered, you can learn reading relatively easy. Speaking

>>34909172
I studied Chinese in school. Fuckin hated it but then again I hated learning any language

>>34909167
Can't reveal the exact location, but it's in Europe. Very different language tho.

entered the threshold of getting tiredsville

Chinese reading is pretty fucking handy. At least you can read instruction manuals, chat online, overlap with Japanese lol. Forming natural sounding speech is tough as shit of you don't have friends who speak it tho

>>34909201
Same, I've even got a blow up dingy that I put in our large-ish paddling pool to play in. Nothing like sitting in that whilst eating my dinner under the summer sun.

>>34909231
Get some rest lad.
Recover, recuperate, relax, etc.

>>34909254
would but I have shit to do

>>34909241
Nothing like beer n food in the sun B-)

>>34909228
Top secrit agent, eh? Das gut

Fucking landlord's wife's over again - for the forth cunting day this week. They had the lino in the kitchen changed yesterday despite the last one being fine by my standards. She's whinging the kitchen's a mess again (it is not). Tried to explain for the umpteenth time the kitchen will naturally be in a 'used condition' with 10 people residing in one house - she doesn't seem to process this. Astonishing really, they faff about making the place look a bit better, yet the microwave could do with replacing and there's a leak on the downstairs toilet that's not been fixed. Get ye fucking priorities right eh lads.

>tfw to inteligant too live

>>34909264
Do some press ups and have a glass of milk. Then nap...profit? Wake up n continue shitposting.

>>34909282
Leaky toilet? Rank.
Blow up the microwave, then they have to replace it.
Then blow up the toilet.

>>34909282
>*tfw too intelligent to live
proper original

>Moved into new place last year
>Of course changed the TV license over (on virgin media so i suppose i need one)
>Silly cunts keep on sending me letters about how this property doesn't have a license
>Receive one this morning telling me they will be sending one of the boys round

Stupid twatters need to update their records.

>>34909285
Microwave the milk. Maybe have some nuts or some shit. Crunchy Nut cereal along with is quite a good combo, due to nuts, carbs, sugars n won't give you diahhresa compared to raw milk.

>>34909273
Ah yes, there has been many a summer where I've passed out drunk in the dingy only to wake up red as a lobster from the sun.

>>34909273
Das ist gut, ja. Ich bin nicht ein Deutcher doch. Shade.

>>34909297
>Blow up the microwave

I might 'subtly disable' it. Not a bad idea.

>>34909312
Oh dear. Have you tried writing a strongly worded letter or email of complaint?
Don't open the door :-(

>>34909337
Are you in a different country, or just extremely pasty? Wow. Sounds hella fun tho

>>34909342
Me neither m8

>>34909282
They're more concerned with attracting new renters than spending anything on stuff that won't be visible during a tour.

My landlord aunt pulls the same shit with her property's, as long as its passable as a showroom then the rest can wait until it actually breaks (hint hint).

>>34909345

Take the fuse out of the plug m8

>>34909369
What stuff do you want fixed? Make a note and list the effects. It's much more effective than 'fix stuff plox'

alarm goes off on my phone, but when I press zzzzz for 10 more minutes, it doesn't do anything.

>>34909345
Break the door cutout switch so it keeps on microwaving even when the door is open, taking the fuse out isn't going to do anything as that's the first thing they'll check.

>>34909375
I think even a novice would notice? They would probably check there. Seems right suspect for it to go missing, they might get piss.

>26
>Last month
>Quit job awkwardly because it was incredibly demanding and way over my head
>Depressed medicated NEET with art degree
>This month
>Interview for 40k automotive job with day long test
>They offer it to me at the end of the day
>Start next week
>Zero motivation to prepare or even show up

Feel like I'm living in bizarro world