ITT: Fembot feels

>>34897505
>then you talk about all the guys you friendzoned
I see your game, faggot.

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>not being fag hag master race

>>34897505
Why do you pretend to be a women on the internet? What does it give to you?

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>>34897505
>tfw you're consider trash by majority on the board
>tfw you whole gender is more and more trashy in currernt year and you can't do shit about it

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>wanting to befriend stacies in the first place

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>>34897505
>tfw I try to make smalltalk to a boy from class but he ignores me

Alright I'm done with this shit actually Imma hang myself

>>34897605
iktf a little too well
I wish I could restore people's faith in the female gender

>tfw I want to get BLACKED but too shy to admit it

>tfw don't know who the father is

Typical fembot things

>>34897675

This too. I'm white and blonde and only BBC can satisfy me.

>>34897505
is there anything worse than overtly potty mouth girls? Sitting on the train and these four girls come in and just talk openly about fucking and partying like degenerates making everyone uncomfortable

>>34897675
>>34897697
Oh boi. Here we go. Strapping in.

>>34897505
>tfw HHKV but don't mind listening to conversations like this because it gives you an idea of what life is like for sex-having people

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>tfw oneitis thinks I'm pure but I've been with a boy once and I didn't even enjoy it

>tfw you just want to talk about fun stuff and relax
>all your gfs want to talk about is partying and Chad and boy problems

Why does everything have to be about sex and boys? I just want to have fun and relax, not have to be stressed out.

>>34897647
can you be my gf before hanging yourself?

>>34897647
Nobody even sits next to me in class anymore.

>>34898095
you probably stink

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The man in the picture is named Oscar.

He adds girls off of /r9k/ on Skype (though other programs like Steam or Discord are possible) to try and get into relationships with. Mentally ill NEET girls are one thing he romantisizes, but also girls that are weeb, nerdy, shut-in, nihilistic and/or consume drugs.

He will allude to being your boyfriend and having feelings for you and that you are special. He will probably tell you he is a virgin autistic beta robot - he will flatter you and lovebomb you and spend all his time paying attention.

Then when you finally agree to his advances, he will pressure you for nudes. When you finally share nudes or become sexual with him, he will use them to blackmail you. Perhaps he will dox you and threaten your family. Or threaten to post them on r9k - and if you block/delete/cease contacting him? He will post them on /r9k/ or send them to his friends, where they will laugh at you.

The sickest part is? He is doing this with many, many other girls at a time. He is a 26 year old NEET who lives with his mother, and he spends all his time on 4chan, /r9k/, /soc/ to add mentally ill girls or just lonely and insecure girls to manipulate. He has over 15 known Skype accounts and changes them all the time. He avoids voice chatting and will re-use pictures which are months old and are already circulating.

His hobbies include:
>bladee
>sadboys shit in general
>sweden
>russian shit
>drugs (mdma, lsd, meth, ecstasy)
>clubbing
>DOTA (over 8000 hours)
>PoE
>really bad anime (steins;gate for example)
>sex, masturbation and sexual stuff in general (he claims that he has no refractory period)
>gym/lifting

If you add someone off of 4chan, make sure to ask for a timestamped picture and voice verification to make sure it is NOT OSCAR!

Oscar is a fucking loser who will groom you, abuse you and use you for validation - before chucking you like rotten meat and laughing at you with his friends.

Beware, fembots.

http://pastebin.com/xLgvngHR

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>>34897675
>>34897697

this is just bait right robros please

I don't get how women can be robots.

All you have to do is not be fat.

Guys will literally line up to fuck you.

Hell, even if you are chubby, some guys are into that too.

Why are you here? You've already won. You don't even have to do anything other than not eat an entire pizza in 1 sitting every other day.

It makes no sense.

>>34898411
i'm chubby but nobody will fuck me because something about me screams insane and it scares everybody off

>>34898411
I'm a girl and I 100% agree with that I'm only here because I'm socially retarded and it makes me feel better to know I'm not the only one who can't function properly within society but I'm fully aware that there's no such thing as a """"fembot""""
I also like how comfy some robot threads are

>>34898481
please let me fuck you fembot

>>34898607
fuck normie girl, just because you have anxiety on Chad, its doesnt mean shit. im fucking sick of those underages who come here just because they can """"relate"""".

>>34898136
I don't think so, but I do look pretty disheveled most of the time. I'm just a few years older than everyone else and never try to bring attention to myself.

>all the signs in the bathroom stalls on campus tell me I'm going to be raped murdered and abused by men
2 spooky, I bet dudes don't have to look at posters of men crying talking about the statistical likelihood of alimony when they need to piss.

>>34899212
>tfw can't piss in public because shy bladder

Do women even know this feel

>>34898999
o-ok i g-guess

>>34897774
You are the worst one IT

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I keep feeling like I'm missing something but I"m not sure what...

>>34899233
>enter bathroom
>Stacey and Tracey are blocking the stalls while they apply makeup
>they won't let me through
>ask to be let through
>they laugh at me
>leave bathroom without getting to piss

>>34899280
One time I said excuse me to a pack of Staceys because they were taking up the entire corridor and as soon as I walked around the corner they started making fun of me.

>>34898607
You can keep coming to the threads, just dont put your fucking gender every time you post.

>>34899233
Yes but I'm at college for so long during the day I also have to stealth poop

>>34899245
cool post skyperino

>>34899280
>>34899318
>gotta poop
>wait to let it go until everyone is out so I can relax
>just as I'm about to start, Stacy, Tracy, Lacy, and Kacy come in and start bitching about something
>have to keep quiet
>they apply make up and talk about boys and how much they hate their other friends
>they eventually say something smells in the bathroom
>heart drops, hear them start walking around
>they're checking the stalls
>FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
>they see me
>they start making fun of me and calling me a fat smelly bitch

Boys have no clue how mean women are to one another, especially in packs. The bullying in bathrooms is insane.

>>34899385
>shitting in a public restroom
To be honest, you kind of deserved it- that's pig disgusting.

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Can we turn this into a Pretty Princess thread?

>>34899261
You're missing out on my cock, that's what you're missing.

>>34899471
You got that silk worm princess one?

>>34899212
We just call each other faggots on the wall, that we will fuck each others moms, that we got fucked in the ass by x or that our ass will be pumped with seed.
it never happens though, you are being a cunt for nothing.

>>34899212

All kinds of dumb shit written on the walls but it's usually some dumb Stacy's phone number, some guy trying to make a joke, and graphic design shit.

>>34899616
That sounds pretty homo-centric.
Why do you guys care so much about fags?
I often forget that dykes even exist.

>>34899733
faggotry is seen as an alternative to being a womanizer
to be a faggot is quitting the game, that shows weakness. to take an insult without backlashing is seen as a good thing because you can be open to your bros with whatever without dramas.

>>34897700
I don't want women to swear in social gatherings more than I do

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>>34898318

Stale copypasta is stale.

Posting this on a roblox board...

>>34899333
can i email you first ;////;

>>34899385
guys did the same thing in school, anyone taking a shit was mocked

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>mfw im socially retatded online and off
>mfw all my friends are basic because im too weird for stacys and too normal for robots
>mfw i have no face

>>34900679
What qualifies to you as "basic" and "weird" just out of curiosity?

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>>34897647
I fucking hate small talk. i don't care about your day. You are here and you are fine. If something IMPORTANT happened, you'll tell me. I don't care about the weather, I don't care about politics outside a purely intellectual discussion. I don't like to discuss headlines or sports or ANYTHING. HAVE A TOPIC OR DON'T BOTHER TALKING.

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>>34898332
This pic says it all anon.

>>34899385
>not planning your shitting schedule atbleast a week in advance taking food intake, daily activities and shower times into consideration

>>34900724
Basic i guess is like being a normie. Totally inoffensive.
And i mean wierd in a ive been a shut-in for years and dont know how to act in social situations outside of making small talk. I also have very little in common with other women my age on top of being a poor communicator sort of way

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>tfw all you want is a cute robot from europe to talk to who shares your interests and is able to at least somewhat hold a conversation so you can share your thoughts and feelings with each other, cheer each other up when you are feeling down but also share your happiness and spend time together for example playing video games or watching movies together and who won't ask you for nudes after talking for 2h
wwwwwhhhhhhhhyyyyyyyyy

>>34900596
Yeah, my throwaway is [email protected]

>>34900855
Why don't you go to one of those pseudo /soc/ threads that are always up?

>>34900855
What games and types of films are you into?

>>34898318
Man I cant listen to bladee anymore after this

>>34901073
league of legends and indie flicks. also I'm not the one you replied to you lonely fuck. stop trying to relate to people on the internet, you ass.

>>34898318
Why does this retarded faggot get free internet GFs n not me

>>34901121
>also i'm not the one you replied to
>answering questions not directed at you

really fires those neurons

>>34900853
So how do you have friends if your'e a shut-in who doesn't interact with anyone?

I ask because I'm a shut-in and need friends.

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>>34901119
don't let anyone ruin bladee for you

>>34901164
because he lies to people, but don't worry, he's miserable on the inside like all of us too

>>34900853
So who do you have in common with? Robots? Just curious. I'm a cyborg, but a little more normie than you I guess since I go to school, but I can somewhat sympathize with you. I can hang out with normies just fine and usually hide my autism alright, but I feel pretty empty doing it.

>>34902027
jew/10 oy vey

>>34901348
The internet helps a lot in this regard. I may not socialize in person, but I'll always talk to someone online. It's important to remember that a few close friends is more important then a vast network of acquaintances. I guess it depends on how many 'friends' you are hoping to acquire.

I think there's also a difference between a shut-in versus a straight up NEET or hikikomori. A shut-in does not often leave the house in their free time nor do they attend social gatherings, but they may attend class or hold a job. Everybody I know I've met by off chance attending class or holding a job. Interestingly enough, the few friends I do have happen to be super extroverted. We met because they insisted on talking to me. You ever met someone like that? That person who, despite all the signs, insists on talking on up a storm?

If you are a shut-in NEET, it might be harder since you never, ever leave the house.

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>>34897675
>>34897697

t. Fat male cuck

>>34901121
what flicks did you watch as of late?

>>34897605
you anon, i like you

HOW CAN THIS NOT BE ORIGINAL? NO ONE LIKES EACH OTHER ON THIS BOARD

>tfw no friends, never had a bf, still a kissless virgin
>mom starting to worry about me
>tfw weirdly at peace with how things are

>>34902400
a-are you a fembot?

>>34902400
It's not as weird as you think. Eventually you just stop caring.

That's how people end up as wizards.

>>34900855
why europe?

>tfw when gross buff chad is hitting you up but qt quiet reclusive boy ignores you

>>34902413
Yes.

>>34902430
My therapist keeps telling me to reach out to people, but I find that I don't enjoy it when I do. I don't have the patience to pretend I'm a normie anymore. Guess I'm destined for wizardry. Still mostly ok with it.

>>34902607
How old are you and where are you from?

Oregenooooajwks

>>34902607
For me, it's a pain to reach out to people when I only have sperglord hobbies and interests.

They aren't really the kind of things I want to put out there in public to random people, and I don't feel like getting through the normie smalltalk phase to get to that level of conversation.

>>34902400

Same here, just switch bf with gf.

I'll be a wizard next year, and the funny thing is that I only really cared about my virginity or my social standing in my teens and early 20's when there was still hope. I always thought I'd become some kind of desperate weirdo by now. I guess you get older and wiser, and things like that just matter less in the grand scheme of things.

>>34901073
shitty games and shitty movies
idk i've played everything but don't really enjoy nothing anymore

>>34902467
because time zones and because if serious friendships (or more) result out of it then europe is the best option

>>34902727
Long distance stuff isn't so bad if you handle it right and meet relatively early on.

You just can't dick around for a year without meeting the other person, which is what almost everyone does because of the anxiety.

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>>34897565
>being a degenerate libcuck whore who hangs out with faggots and trannies

>>34902727
>europe only
>posts at 5 am euro time
Real smart

I'm in yurop, what country are you in?

>>34902607
What do you think it is that makes you this way?

>>34897605
>tfw your whole gender is more and more trashy
That just elevates your own worth anon.
Don't fall for the attentionwhoring meme and cherish your redpilledness and moral values in an age when no one seems to value these.
Some robots are actually good people who just had a rough start in life. If I ever finish fixing myself and get a job I'll look for a non roastie girl here and try to make her happy. /soc/ pretty consistently tells me I'm a 7 and I've talked to two femanons from here who were actually really sensible and nice so I still have hope

>>34902769
well, someone who isn't in my country or my close neighbouring country would already be long distance for me personally since i'm occupied with university and it's an awkward age/stage of life right now where it would seem like too much of a burden to have a ldr that far (outside of europe)
but of course you can never say never

>>34902848
i have semester holidays and a fucked up sleeping schedule, feelsbadman
germany

>>34898607
It's fine just please avoid mentioning your gender in threads where it's not important.
>>34899385
>Boys have no clue how mean women are to one another, especially in packs.
Don't worry many of us know. The most important thing I've learned in high school is that 90% of women are sociopaths who will be nice to each other up front or in public, but feel zero remorse for making fun of someone behind their backs, or bullying them when no one's around to see it.
A lot of boys hated each other too, but they were always honest about it and didn't attempt to deceive anyone.

>>34903046
Northern or southern germany?

>>34902641
20.

>>34902689
At least you can talk to others with the same sperg interests. I can't even talk to other fujos, I tried a few times. What are your interests? Standard anime and vg?

>>34902715
I'm 20 and I already don't care for the most part, I can't tell whether I've /ascended/ or if I'm beyond redemption. Did it bother you as much as it seems to bother a lot of virgin robots?

>>34902909
I feel like I have to be 'on' and 'entertaining' if I want people to like me, which I've found is true in most cases. It takes too much energy out of me, and I don't enjoy the "friendships" I get out of them, so what's the point? I would rather be alone and comfortable. I don't have to impress anyone.

>>34903220
Yeah, pretty much just standard anime and vg stuff.

It's not obscure shit but it's not the kind of shit I could talk to normal people about either.

Honestly if you're only 20 you still have plenty of time. You don't go off the deep end until your late 20's or early 30's.

>>34903125
north rhine-westphalia

>>34903046
I'm dutch but I'm too much of a fuckup for an uni normie reeeee so I won't bother

>>34903309
>You have to be a normie to go to uni

That is very not true m8.

Have you seen the kind of people who take STEM courses?

>>34903302
add me on league Trashback

>>34903309
>>34903336
Alright I read that wrong.

That being said, uni has a pretty large amount of fuckups too. You're probably better off being a fuckup and not going to uni than being a fuckup that goes to uni.

>>34903336
Obviously not because I've never been to uni and thus don't hang out with smart people or anyone ya goon

YOU STUPID FUCKING YUROPOORS GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY BOARDS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GO SPEAK GERMAN SOMEWHERE ELSE

>>34903349
who is your main?

>>34903426
riven is my waifu
what do you play?

>>34903443
Stopped playing few days before the Warwick rework teaser
My mains are Talone and Diana

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>>34903426
>MOBA
>Having a main

>>34903506
>Not having a main that which you instalock every match and spend the rest of the match tryharding and spamming sohnhuren

>>34903506
And btw Fuck you for posting that picture.

>>34903309
>not even given it a try
probeer het in ieder geval
uni really doesn't mean normie; it's the best option next to being a neet t b h

>>34903349
>trash
>riven
HEH
i'll add you later though

>>34903426
niemals
sieg heil, mein kamerad

Can we all add each others in league of leukemia and go for 5 premades :3

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>>34903526
>>34903550
>Not being a meta slave

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>notice qt wearing fallout shirt
>compliment him
>ask him about overwatch
>he gives me a half asses response
>not a trace of a smile
>he always talks to the used whore who's raped a guy when she was drunk once and wears yoga pants everyday
fucking roastie cunt. this shit hurts. I'm sick of it. why cant he want me? he looks nerdy too. not even remotely close to a jock.

>>34903601
I'm europoor tho :(

>>34903220
>I feel like I have to be 'on' and 'entertaining'
I used to feel like this too (and I'm a male so it's traditionally more expected of me to be the interesting one), but like you said the attention or "friendships" gained this way were meaningless.
I'm at the point where I have about 3 friends I've made during high school and can't imagine myself making friends with anyone else in real life, but I haven't given up on talking to people from /r9k/.
I think the trick is to embrace autism humor and activities you actually like. I used to feel like I was alone with my feels and no one could possibly be interested in me, but now I know there are a lot of people like me on /r9k/.
I've actually talked to a few roasties and they were generally okay with me and one even spends most of her day talking to me even though I still don't feel like I'm particularly interesting.
I think you have yo keep trying to make connections on the Internet where you don't have to pretend to be someone you're not.

>>34897505
>tfw not blacked yet
life is suffering

>>34903627
Maybe he doesn't play Overwatch anon.

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>tfw bullied and harassed by one other girl for 8 years in school
why couldnt she ever switch targets for once

>>34902951
cringe. its time to kill yourself

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>>34897505

>tfw no Wallace Wells roommate


Just rewatched Scott Pilgrim VS The World today and forgot how much I loved him. I just want a comfy cool gay roommate. Is that too much to ask?

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>>34903675
Ah, but he does. He told me he got ranked and that's it. That is literally it. I showed him my new fancy gaming computer setup, my pink accessories. looks sick, right? wrong apparently. didn't look like he gave two shits. we sit near each other, doesn't even bother saying hi. why does he talk to a horse toothed, used fucking cunt? what do they have in common? i even have a much better body by far. tits for days. im like female elliot rodger or something at this point.

>>34897505
tfw no nerdy qt bf to cuck with a BIG BLACK COCK

>>34903601
I would be up for it. What's you name?
EUW right?

>>34903737
>Pink accessories
>Sick
>That picture
no wonder why

>>34903737
Why not hit on someone who's actually interested in what you're saying?

You won't get memed on that way.

>>34903737
>tfw no qt clingy "gaymer" fembot
Do you have a throwaway email?

>>34903692
Because you never chimped out and fought back.

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>>34897505
>tfw you're clinically obsessed with fucking dead bodies and no therapist is qualified to help you because the only experience anyone has in the field is with men

>>34903737
>Plays videogames
>cutesy pink stuff
>tits for days

If it's any consolation I'd definitely go for you. Judging by your posts though, I might be a little old for you.

Don't worry about that guy though, who knows what his reasons are.

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>tfw your dad won't save you from the loneliness and marry you

>>34903904
I bet you're some old fag bitch

>>34903898
I am slightly curious where you would even find dead bodies to fuck. That being said, I really don't want to know.

>>34903926
>What's a morgue

>>34903914
I'll marry you if you can do rimjobs as good as Katy Perry

>>34903827
[email protected]
>>34903765
How I typed a response in this thread is the reason why my peer would ignore me? I don't understand. Are you okay?

>>34903915
I'm a 25 year old dude. What?

>>34903904
Meh. It's fine, friends are good. Any contact?
>>34903768
I was trying with someone who appears to be someone achievable. I guess I'll have to.

>>34903926
>>34903949
That wasn't the original poster, but morgues, cemeteries, funeral homes, and so on. Not that I can say exactly.

>>34903954
Maybe he wants a normie gf. I know some dudes who don't want a gf who has anything to do with their hobbies. That's what they consider to be their alone time.

>tfw bought more doujins today

>>34903976
[email protected]

I use it for e-mail and skype so whichever one is better for you

I hate being flat chested so much just looking at pictures of other women with breasts makes me upset it's literally not fair

>>34903954
I've sent you an email :DD

>>34904001
fellow flatchester here
Having a flat chest is a godsend
no bouncing
can run, can do martial arts, can do sports, no worries of them ever getting in the way during anything physical
no sagging
they're always perky
bras are always cute and easy to find
TONS OF MEN LOVE THEM
you're complaining for NOTHING

>>34904001
You're at least fortunate that a large majority of guys don't care about that. I could think of worse things to be stuck with.

Unless you want big boobs because you personally like big boobs. I suppose that would suck.

>>34903046
I'm in an almost neighboring country, but I might not be interesting enough for you, so here's my autism chart for possible red flags. Hmu if my politics don't put you off.
>>34903601
Pls add me to the ranked 5 if this is on EUW. My ign is the zap game, although I've stopped tryharding due to my pc being really shit. Gonna play more when I get a new one tho

>>34902430
I don't know if i should be worried then because i have no interest in having a relationship.

>roommate thinks it's funny to call me 'big sister' just because I'm 5'11" and he's 5'3"
>he's older than me
>we don't even look alike

>>34897505

kill yourself slut, sexually undesirable women serve literally zero purpose in this world.

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>>34904012
im getting nothing anon

>>34903830
i fell for the "violence is never the answer" meme

>>34903712
Fuck you the beta uplifting is in full effect. That post might have been cringe but the message is clear: we gotta stop trying to appeal to normies and start taking care of each other.
Robots and all around shut in people are underrepresented in the world because we stay inside and don't leave a lasting impression in public.
Doesn't mean we can't be decent people and bond with the magic of the Internet, and it certainly doesn't mean the approval of normies is the only thing that can make us happy.

>>34904179
It's usually not.

Sometimes you don't need to resort to violence, you just need to act a bit crazy.

>men with an attractive female best friend
>men that claimed that they never hooked up with their female bestie

My boyfriend has an attractive best friend. They claim they never dated or fucked, but I keep seeing her as his ex-girlfriend. I'm not worried about losing him to her. It's just I would prefer that he'd be honest and admit that he did something somewhat sexual/romantic with her or had feelings for her. I find it hard to believe that a man and woman can be friends for so long and not kiss at least.

>>34904129
I've sent you a message again hopefully it will be delivered this time

>>34904248
Likely possibility is that she used to be his oneitis but he eventually got over it like most people tend to do.

>>34903046
>>34904068
>here's my autism chart
>it's an anon forgets to attach the image and closes the thread in embarrassment episode
Fuck. Doesn't matter tho it basically just said I like capitalism and trump which is probably a huge red flag for germans

>>34904271
WHAT is yours? i must talk to you. guerilla mail sucks cock.

>>34904271
>>34904129
Just mail me then
[email protected]
I've sent few messages but nothing worked

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>>34897505
>constantly getting matches on POF, OKC, and tinder
>they're all cute guys
>they only want to fuck me and not have a relationship

Dammit you guys it's been a constant two years and still nothing.

>>34904366
>Using dating sites
>Using hookup apps

What did you honestly expect familia?

>>34904366
Stop looking for boyfriends on hookup sites and apps, you fucking idiot

>>34904329
Still nothing...
Originaliano

>some girl in my Discord claims she dated my boyfriend
>ban her
>my boyfriend gets a text
>boyfriend tells me "my ex is wondering why you banned her from your Discord"

Apparently boyfriend is still friends with his ex. She isn't sending him nudes or anything. They're just friends now. I still haven't unbanned her.

>>34904068
>>34904293
it is, but eh, might as well give it a try i guess
i added you and >>34903349 as well now

>>34904051
Lies. Just because you don't care doesn't mean most people don't care. I'm not saying everyone cares, I'm not saying that the people who do care think it's a huge deal, but doesn't say that most guys don't care, because that's wrong and it's a lie!

>>34904440
Lmao @ all these chads trying to hit on women over r9k. fuck off NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORMIE

>go with cute boy
>never hear from him again

>>34904481
But the people who do care and think it's a huge deal are like 5-10% of the male population. I'm pretty sure they've done studies and polls on this shit.

Do you want everyone to think you're perfect or something? That's not how that works. At least you don't have some kind of deformity.

I only date robots and they always want nothing to do with me after sex.

>>34904563
Robots aren't going to actively go out of there way to talk to you outside of a thread. You're getting pumped and dumped by thirsty failed normans. Sorry for your luck.

>>34904450
>get with Chad
>WHY IS MY BOYFRIEND ACTING LIKE A CHAD?!?!

>>34897505
>tfw you are all stacies waiting for chad dick

>>34904563
I almost fell for the bait and replied with "I just want a robot gf who thinks I'm cool and will cuddle with me in bed while shitposting on r9k", but then I realized you were specifically fishing for this kind of response.

>>34904717
>almost fell for the bait
I have some bad news for you

>>34904608
>this shitposter is still writing his weird little story about a cunt gf getting her chad stolen by a crusty punk girl with a heart of gold.
Get to the drama, you've already set up our hatred for the cunt gf.

>>34904775
If that (You) satisfied you I have bad news for you.

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>first bf wants to have a threesome with another girl
>ask who he has in mind (nobody just asks for a threesome when they don't have someone in mind already)
>it's a girl he works with who has an amazing body and is really good at acting sexy and getting guys off
>I'm flat as a board and shy and don't know much about sex
>tell him I'm not really comfortable with it
>get into a big argument because of it
He's already fucking her, isn't he? I've seen the way he looks at her body, and if she's open to a threesome with me she's probably open to just having sex with him.

>>34905116
If he could talk her into a threesome, then yes, he's already fucking her

>>34904608
Enjoy losing your boyfriend to the folk punk female since she actually likes who he is.

>>34905149
I figured. It makes sense. Even if she is into girls, I'm plain enough that it would be harder to get her to agree to being with me as well than to agree to just him. I guess it's just a question of how I deal with this. Confronting her, or confronting him, or something. I think he'll lie but I might get the truth out of her. But if she has been with him and tells me, then I'll probably try to hurt her.

A
Check your skype

>>34905174

I don't want my boyfriend glorifying depression and anxiety. I don't want him getting into drugs and alcohol. I care about him. She's the one that gets him into drugs and drinking. She's the one that gets him into a bunch of music about depression and self-destructive behavior.

>>34905233
Just leave it alone, you guys put too much real estate on relationships. I'm betting you don't even actually love this dude, if you do you're stupid. Not only because you love a dude that wants to fuck another girl in front of you but also because romantic love doesn't actually exist, it's just an altered state of mind from a chemical reaction in the brain

>>34905262
Perhaps that is what he's actually feeling. Instead of being the parent who wishes and doesn't want them to be involved in certain things you should consider that he's expressing himself in something he enjoys.

Trying to deny what he wants to represent or enjoy only makes him hate you :^)

Speaking as a guy who dated a girl who shat on my nerd hobbies and all nerd mannerisms, shitting on something he enjoys only makes him hate you over time.

>>34897505
if there are seriously any females in here can we be friends?

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>>34905322
>romantic love doesn't actually exist, it's just an altered state of mind from a chemical reaction in the brain

>>34905378
It's the truest statement you'll ever hear or read, bro, if that makes me a fedora than so be it

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>>34905322
>Not only because you love a dude that wants to fuck another girl in front of you but also because romantic love doesn't actually exist, it's just an altered state of mind from a chemical reaction in the brain
God I hate you 'it's all just a chemical reaction xD' fags. Why even post?

>>34905457
Why not post?

>>34905486
Because your post says nothing.
>It's just a chemical reaction!
And? So? What does that change? Is this supposed to be some revolutionary information? Now that people know this we're just all going to stop having emotions for others romantically? No, of course not, so your post is fucking pointless and just serves to make you look like some pseudo intellectual fag

>>34905512
It changes the way people view love as more of an irrational hindrance instead of a valid form of 'affection'. That way people don't get their feelings hurt like ol' girl up there.

>>34899385
Everyone in the mens bathroom all laugh when someone is shitting, i walked in there once and everyone was holding their noses

>>34905512
Do you even have anything of value to say though? Your rejections of my claim doesn't make my claim any less true.

God damn this board is depressing, ive only been here like 5 times and i feel like shit just from reading this

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>only ever had a single friend my whole life
>met him when we were 7
>he was always there for me
>on highschool he starts to hang out with the more popular girls thanks to him playing sports
>we slowly drifted apart because I could never approach him when he was with his new friends even though he kept insisting I should
>I was just some girl compared to them
>we tried to do activities together on our free time but he was always pulled away by them
>they would say stuff like I'm only with him because of his social status
>eventually ask him if he would go to prom with me
>he says yes
>time goes by and there's only a few days away from the big day
>his other friends use his phone to text me a picture of him having sex with a cheerleader
>pretend I didn't see it but deep inside I was devastated
>the next day on our way home he says he won't be attending prom and that I should find another date
>ask him if everything was okay
>he says he'll be moving out the day before prom due to his parents' work but he was granted a great scholarship thanks to his sports performance
>supposedly they were planning this for a month now but he didn't want to say anything because he was afraid I would be sad
>his friends arrived to pick him up and throw a goodbye party for him before I could utter a word out
>that was the last time I ever saw him
>I never got to say goodbye

>>34905599
>>34905624
>"if I don't love I can't get hurt"
t.cowards

Can't really be considered men.

>>34905771
I don't have to love is the point, there's no law that says I have to love anyone. It's not even about me getting hurt, it's about being rational. Being rational doesn't make someone a coward. You literally have nothing of value to add, so, just stop typing

>>34905815
>"Y-you're hurting my feelings! I'm an advanced superior being you just don't understand! No bully!"
Pathetic.

>>34905761
Haven't you ever taken the time to reflect and think that maybe he wasn't right for you? You shouldn't let one shitty experience with someone define you or what you feel. It's just a trap.

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>>34905761

I don't want to believe this is real. Tell me you just wrote that for (You)s. Here's one now tell me it's all lie. Shit is straight out of a sitcom/movie.

>>34905837
If you view that as bullying, you're not only soft but you are emotionally irrational. You should probably kill yourself because you're not advancing the race in any way. It's only logical.

>>34897605
you women shit all over men now because you have the government but just wait what will happen after it runs out money and we become just like Venezuela and Greece. men are going to remember how you treat them like shit and repay their efforts with feminism. I would be very afraid if I was a female after a collapse with no government to protect you anymore.

>>34905891
Shit just doesn't seem real, right? Like wtf?

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I'm painfully shy irl but I want a bf who worships my feet... I'm weird

Create a thread to debate your nihilist bullshit you fucks.
>ask him out
>he says yes
>he end up pussying out
this is worse than rejection

>>34905914
>"y-you're not being logical! y-you should kill yourself"
L
M
A
O

Truly the emotional maturity of a 13 year old. I guess that's what one can expect from a "rational being".

>>34905939
Are your feet the only thing cute about you, roastie mcToasty?

>>34905957
eh I get "cute" but never hot or w/e

>>34905956
The only logical premise and conclusion is if you're not doing anything to advance human thinking, you should probably kill yourself. The logic follows, it's not emotional or irrational at all. I mean, there are other actions, like abandoning your irrational beliefs but I doubt you want to do that so I didn't bring it up.

>>34905971
Too bad I don't like feet or else I would.

JEJ Fuck outta here, never that. You're on your own, buddy.

>>34897505
women can't be robots roastie scum

>>34903737
reminder that cunts have the luxury of getting away with oneitis

they can always at least get fucked and chucked for one night by the man of their dreams

>>34905990
>"if you don't live the way I think you should live you should kill yourself"
Again

L
M
A
O

Did mommy not buy the toy you wanted for Christmas? You're laughable with your whole "muh logic" autism spiel. Get a grip.

>>34906015
> You're on your own
Like im used to

>>34905738

>only 5 times

Run and never come back. You know nothing. NOTHING. I've been coming here for almost 9 years.

>>34906032
Are you a writer?

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>>34905880
>>34905891
>>34905938
It's not, you got tricked by me

>>34906030
That's the most emotional response I've seen so far. Aside from the unwarranted assumptions that you made, that you think are correct because of you're seeing it through emotion tinted glasses.

I'm not assuming here, fully anyway, when I ask: Are you, by chance, a girl?

>>34898332
Sorry bro, some women are genuinely into bestiality.

>>34906096
>Tfw a dog gets more pucci than I do

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>>34906081

That's just devilish.

>>34906092
I just wanted to fuck with you, retard. I couldn't care less about any imaginary argument. I came her purely to shitpost.

>>34906044
I probably should leave so I don't lower my self-esteem any more. So many people like me, but all people I want to avoid. I'd rather solve my problems through experience rather than talking with strangers less fortunate than me to give me advice

>>34906096
>Sorry bro, white women are genuinely into bestiality
Ftfy

>>34906128
And with that you think you're not being emotional, good luck with your feelings, bro

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>>34897505
> tfw acceptable body
> can't post here because I would be considered a stacy by KHV
> got badly hurt by a previous abusing relationship and have enormous trouble to open up to someone else
> tfw will probably become a catlady even though I'm being sometimes hit on by chads
All I want is a nice loving beta boyfriend, but I'm too scared to get hurt again, so I'll fuck everything up at some point, and it'll likely won't happen

>>34903627
Cosplay as a stacy. Get into character. Get at him in a way he doesn't expect. And if it doesn't work? Have a minor breakdown in front of him in a minorly private setting and confess your feelings. Best case, he's dad-type and wants someone to take care of, worst case he's not worth your time and will confirm it by leaving you in a puddle of your own tears.

Dry them, and armor up with the salt that remains.

>bloated
>bloat is very visible because i'm slim
>looks like i'm 2 months pregnant
>tfw not 2 months pregnant

>>34906160
good luck with getting butthurt

>>34903744
Tfw cucks pretend to be grils to try to encourage more of them to participate in their weird fetish.

>>34906191

>cucks

Probably not. It's probably just people shitposting man.

>>34904042
Tfw 100% a tit man, but have never had flat gf.
Tfw would totally still kiss all over a flat chest and suck on those nips, but no opportunity because biological dispositions.

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>>34906178
>am pregnant
>due in a few weeks
>normally really small
>look like a 12-year old trying to hide a basketball under my shirt

>>34906183
>I have to make unwarranted assumptions to seem like I'm winning
Truly emotional

>>34906224
That's adorable! i'd love to have a life growing inside me

>>34905116
No, but he could be. He asked you because he cares about you, and wants other girls, but wants you more.

Do the threesome. Or, be the good little cuckquean you know you want to be and let him bring her home, but then focus on getting him and her together, and getting them both off.

Let him express his needs, and he'll love you more for it.

>>34906235
The fact that you're still replying proves that you're a slave to emotions. I already told you I'm just doing this to fuck with you, but you can't help but reply to me. It's not very logical, you should kill yourself.

>>34906266
Actually, that's a non-sequitur, because the logic doesn't even follow to the premise. What's premise B?

>tfw trying my first big black cock tomorrow

>>34906170
Well if you want a someone to talk to about this I can lend an ear. I've experienced something very similar in my life and it took a lot of effort and self reflection to break down the walls.

I can try to help you cope and in general learn how to not be so afraid.

>>34906256
>He asked you because he cares about you
No, he asked her because he wanted a 3 some. No one who has 3somes or multi-partner relationships actually cares or loves their partners. They don't even know what love is.

>>34906248
I'm not convinced this is a baby so much as a watermelon that my husband put in there as a joke. I'd say I'll be relieved when the baby's out, but I remember from childhood what it's like to have one in the house. Screaming and crying and pooping and peeing and puking.

>>34906290
Lmao retard. Can't even critically think for himself.

>>34906327
>Has to outright lie to seem like he's not emotional
Lying is also the sign of an emotion irrational being.

I'm done replying to you. You're not worth any more of my time. Begone.

>>34906300
Let me reality check you, no matter how bait that post was.

Some fucks, male or female, enjoy multiple partners. Some of them are incapable of monogamy, others are, but simply want more.

If a guy is in a relationship, and has a shot with a girl that is not his gf, he has 3 choices: act on it without his gf's consent, consult with the gf, or don't act on it at all.

If the boyfriend wants another girl, and has a shot with one, then GOOD FOR HIM. And good for her too! She's pulled a guy that's physically, mentally, and emotionally attractive enough to have women chase after him. More importantly, she means enough to this guy that he is repressing basic urges in favor of her opinion.

Even if he's upset or angry, even if he desperately wants this third party, he has still tipped his hand as to where his priorities lie. She is the important one, and she makes the call whether to draw him in further, or to push him away.

>>34906422
No, he just wants to get his dick wet. Not really any defending this.

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HAHA YIOU DUMB RETARDS YOU ARE ALL TRICKED BY MEN PRETENDING TO BE GIRLS IDIOT BLOCKHEADFS

I find it hard to believe there are as many roasties as are posting in this thread. I'd contactbeg like everyone else but I've lost all hope in my ability to be socially desirable to anyone on the planet so I just like to read other people doing it instead.

>>34906422
>All this damage control.

To be blunt, if you can't handle being monogamous then don't fucking get a girlfriend or a boyfriend without first establishing that it is an open relationship. If a fight is escalated from the fact that he wants a threesome clearly it's an issue to him that he feels he needs to justify.

Being a polygamist and then expecting a majority who are monogamous to think this is correct or okay is just stupid. It's like a homosexual getting mad over a guy being straight and never asking his sexual orientation when he goal was to fuck them. There is no excuse, you know you are the odd man out, what you like isn't conventional, what hes doing can't be justified.

>body is always too warm, can't wear many layers or else I overheat
>go outside to catch train
>gentle breeze blows against tit
>tfw nips harden
>even worse because nip piercings have been acting strange lately and it hurts a little

>>34905939
You still in the market for a guy to worship your feet

>>34906583
>>34906451
Huh... You know, I always assumed the stereotypes about this place were exaggerated, but I guess not.

Sorry for trying to provide information from a different viewpoint, fellas. I wish you luck in finding a significant other that matches your quirks.

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>>34906491
I-is that t-true? C-can I-i get a rapid summary?

>>34905939
Do you have a throwaway email? or should I post mine?

>>34906659
You aren't some grand enlightener here. You are trying to provide excuses for someones shitty irresponsible actions when it's common knowledge that a majority monogamous.

Just like you can try to excuse and say the lynchings of the USA shortly after slavery was abolished. It doesn't make it right or correct that that's the way they thought. Their logic was incorrect, just like his logic is incorrect. How he wants to live his life is his choice, but to assume and push a polyamorous lifestyle unto someone else when they know it's not a common trait, that is wrong.

Most people don't enjoy the idea of their boyfriend/lover fucking some other woman on the side when they are fully capable and willing to take the dick.

Stop being so thickheaded like you somehow understand things better. He was wrong because he created an environment where his desires were not addressed beforehand and is now making it her problem.

>>34906797
rude bitcch

I'm not a robot. I surf /r9k/ and other boards of pure curiosity and boredom. It's quite interesting to observe this board culture and interact with people that is completely different from those I meet in my everyday life. But some of it baffles me, the fact that such high number of people has a double digit IQ and is lacking of critical thinking. This fact is actually obvious and has always been, but something I wouldn't admit. Sad.

>>34906915
Trump? Who let you in here? We are not prepared for your visit.

>>34906659
>Sorry for trying to provide information from a different viewpoint, fellas.
She expressed shes not cool with it and they fought, meaning it was something he kept trying to push forward despite her making her views crystal clear. Even the polyfags I've had to deal with would take a strong stance against what he's doing.

Alternative viewpoint my ass, trying to force something your partner already said no to is bullshit.

>>34906980
I actually wouldn't be surprised if Trump would be your casual frog poster on /pol/

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>>34900855

CENTRAL
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>>34898318
>steins;gate
>really bad

and that was when I knew this was bait

>>34900855
http://vocaroo.com/i/s02aR6QRcRbJ

please

>>34905116
You are not a robot. Fuck off back to /soc/

I had a similar experience recently when I tried to talk to some fellow females for the first time in almost 3 years. (other than at work or just my mom) They kept asking me who my favorite Disney Princess was. And kept trying to make me take that pottermore quiz even though I don't even really like Harry Potter that much. They're in their early 30s and I felt like I was talking to toddlers the whole time. I felt even more depressed after trying to actually socialize for once.

This whole thread should be moved to /b/ or /soc/. You guys are not robots. You don't belong here.

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femanons, tell me what you hate in a guy

like what kind of a guy would you avoid and not want to have as a friend and give some tips on how not to be that guy

like for example im very shy and nervous, what to do for girls to find me more friendly and likable?

If you are a cute and nice femanon living in Norway please email me I am a 25 year old loser let's watch anime and play games and be happy : colonthreeanon[at]outlook.com

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>>34902607
IF mommy is still paying for dr feelgood doctor to prod around in that jackson pollack painting you call a mind then you're still coddled.

Move across the country and dont talk to your family for years.

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>>34904189
Time to stop posting and kill yourself. Crush up a glass and swallow the shards. NO beta white knights allowed except through the gates of tartarus. Abandon all hope all beta cucks who read this sign. You need to end it because the cringe you produce is disgusting.

>>34904450
>In what faustian realm would you and your exes ex share a discord?

>>34904484
>hey wanna go with me?

ok donnie darko

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>>34906248
Eat non sushi grade fish raw.

You'll have so many lifeforms churning away in your guts you'll feel like pandora's box waiting to unleash your sweeties on the world.

>>34906699
nah I don't like thirsty betas.

>>34908301
I hate that guy who is nice to me with the expectation of sex in return for boring me with his nonlife of gaming and masturbating. Get a real job and lose that gut, you look like you're pregnant. Stop wasting our time.

>>34898318
Sounds like you ghosted/fucked the wrong boiiiiii, bitch.

>accidentally made another guy fall in love with me
Wtf I wasn't even trying. I'm too nice to be a heartbreaker

>>34909490
Did he outright say he's in love with you?

>>34897505
How do I talk to a fembot who has been hurt by too many Oscars?

She refuses to open up in fear that I'll just ghost her like anyone else, but she's really sweet, smart and she challenges me in ways that makes me really like her.

>>34909577
Why would she be hurt by too many Academy awards?

>>34903830
>>34904179

fight back and you will be called a crazy or a psychopath

always

>>34909671
That is the idea

>>34909184
you're absolutely right, however

>I hate that guy who is nice to me with the expectation of sex in return for boring me with his nonlife of gaming and masturbating
what should i do then? what do i do when i have a non-life? i mean i have a job but it's nothing interesting to talk about... pls help

>>34906301
>have found a person that wants to wake up next to you for the rest of your life
>have found a person that wants to create a family with you

w-why are you here?

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>>34897505
>Can't be friends with stacey because she thinks im a loser
>All the guys are more friendly
>Afraid to hang out with guys, because I don't want to be labelled slut, and I don't want the unwanted attention of boys who want to be more than friends

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>>34898607
I'm a male robot and I overcame it eventually.
Now I like have circles of friends, long term gf, nice job, etc...
My 21 year old sister though, is a living example of a fembot.
She looks decent, nice bod, thin with a nice figure. Totally bangable.
Yet, she has no friends, no social life and people generally dislike her.

Social retardness is truly what this is all about.
Even I'm not 100% over it. I think it always stays in your brain for a lifetime.

>>34910004
you better give your sister the love and attention she deserves

>tfw they talk about normie shit so you gave up on having friends entirely and spend your time sharing feels on the interwebs

>>34899385
Pro tip: you don't just shit anywhere when public.
I never did that. Not in school, not in the military, not at my job...
As you get to know a place better, make sure you scan and evaluate each bathroom stalls.
Select your designated shitting toilet room, either most quiet, least frequently used or one from another department where nobody knows you.

>>34910040
Tried to once, actually.
I already told this story here, so I'll be brief.
>There was a time she offered to experiment when we were teenagers.
>I was too much of a pussy to take this golden opportunity.
>Few years later, in our late teens, I tried to "cash out" on that old offer.
>She was no longer into it and freaked out.

She's just a bitter *old* (relatively) virgin, these days.
I think she spiraled too deep already. Her ego is too enormous to admin her flaws.
She just won't change her ways at this point and admit she wasted her best years already suffering.

A shame... Some guy could really enjoy that hot bod.

>>34903627
Fun fact about male robots: they see you as a starter girlfriend to use up on the way to Stacy. They bitch about Chads pulling all the pussy then all gravitate towards the same 5 basic bitches in a given social pool every time like the butthurt, hypocritical failed normie scum they truly are.

2D is far more worth one's while.

>>34910753
I'm a 'Cyborg', I only say that because I've had sex once. I don't even want a gf, bro, and I don't care about sex

>tfw when you try to talk to some chads and all they talk about is all pretty cool

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I find it very difficult to have friends who are guys, because every guy who I see as a friend always has a romantic interest towards me. I'm very warm and sweet towards everybody, but in society nowadays, friendliness is mistaken for flirting. I still have a few guy friends (or at least who I consider my friends) who, three years later, are still not over me. Some of the guys think I've led them on, when in reality, I'm just being my normal self and genuinely wanted a friendship. I most definitely do not mean to sound arrogant by this, so I apologize if it's coming across that way!

>>34912273
Let me hear your voice, you cunt. Vocaroo.

>>34912273
Why aren't you interested in any of them? Are you asexual?

>>34912371
Nope, I'm just not romantically interested in anyone that's confessed to me. A relationship with someone you truly love is the most wonderful thing in the world. I'm not going to waste that opportunity on anyone who I'm not head over heels in love with. I'm waiting for my soulmate. Unfortunately, many more guys think I'm their soulmate than vice-versa.

>>34912997
If you wait, you will become a crazy cat lady. You have to put yourself out there. Create a Tinder profile. Go out and socialize.

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>Contact fembot through throwaway email
>Send a couple emails to eachother
>She just stops responding out of the blue

>>34913285
You should know that there is a very low rate of continuing contact with any girl over the internet. Just move on. It's a numbers game for everyone.

>>34913285
What fembot? What was her email?

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>tfw no beta provider bf that buys me games

>>34898411
I'm skinny. However I'm 5'11", deaf, and kind of autistic.

>>34913480
You need to work for it. You need to cook, clean, and put out.

If any other lonely europoor wants to talk my throwaway is [email protected]

>>34897505
>tfw anon just wants to talk about his ex rather than play vidya with me.

>>34913653
Where you from senpai?
orig

>>34913653
>not even telling gender, age, interests

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I'm turning 27 this year
I don't have any real friends
I had never been in love until last year when I met this guy

the only guy I care about

and he's in love with someone else
I have to witness them talking to each other every day
for months
joking around, being lovey dovey
while he sees me as "just a friend", I'm pretty sure

every day I sit in the dark alone in my apartment, thinking about it for hours
every day my heart breaks again
every single day

it feels worse every day, I just want it to end, I want it to end
I want to end it on my 27th birthday

>>34913854
Pretty sure you can make the pain go away by rubbing your clit intensely, you slut. :3
(assuming you're a biological female)
Oh, and do you happen to be a virgin?

>>34913926
>Pretty sure you can make the pain go away by rubbing your clit intensely, you slut. :3
not really

also yes, I never really had any interest in the other gender (neither in mine) until I met him

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>>34899471
contributing origu

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I want to make a fembot feel loved and special, and maybe eventually make her my gf.

Please respond

>>34913987
Here's your (You)
Now stop being a beta cuck.

>>34913762
I am in germany currently

>>34914036
Cebruz, is that you?

>>34913962
Sounds like you have a low sex drive, maybe you're even asexual.

>>34913854
Are you me????? You just described me, for real.

>>34913987
I could be your gf, but to make me love you, you would need to really care about me and buy me gifts. I am like that :/

>>34913841
I'm 19m but down to talk with anyone...and I feel like if anyone wants to know my interests they could just message me but I like typical weeb shit, cars, and recently started working out to numb the pain of daily life ;-;

>>34914059
Idk who cebruz is/am shit with names and newish to r9k :o

>>34914075
I want to be with him
live together
talk for hours
have kids
grow old with

>>34914146
You'll get over it. He doesn't see you in that way. Set up a Tinder and start swiping, you'll forget about him in no time after a date or two.

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>"""fembot""" thread
>300+ replies
You retards never learn.

Also, saged.

>>34914173
I have tinder set up and actually went on a date on Tuesday

it was awful

>>34914198
Happens every time
S A G E
A
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>>34912273
no no no no no...
i'll tell you what, friendliness isn't mistaken as flirting, nowadays us males are so starved of affection and love since the jews use you women as a commodity in order to manipulate society that even the smallest display of gentleness will make us cling to it, it's basically if you never touched food in your life besides the bare minimum to keep yourself alive, despite in horrid health conditions and out of nowhere someone offers you a burger.

Even if it's one of the lowest quality foods available for us, it will be literally like a perfectly cooked and juicy steak.

You women enabled that, and soon, you will realize how bad society exploited you to control us, and the tower of lies will crumble.

>>34914108
I can hardly pay my rent. Sorry.

>>34914220
Keep trying. It's not like you'll have great odds of immediately finding someone awesome. Sooner or later, you'll find someone.

Don't date autistic robots, just saying.

>>34914108
That's easy enough. If you can cook and clean and are available for sex anytime, then I have no problem buying you gifts.

>>34913854
If you are anything like me, what you actually love is an idea of him that you've created in your head. Not him as a person, but what you would like that person to be like. With that you also create an impossible standard he would never even manage to live up to and your relationship is doomed to fail.

>>34914356
But I live in Europe, would you be okay with an online gf?

>>34904366
>>34905116
>>34906224
>>34906170
>>34913854
>>34907206
>[email protected]
if you need a friend
just for the sake of (you)s

>>34897774
He will not judge you. If he does, he doesn't deserve you. Just go for it. There is such a thing as too many in my opinion, but let me tell you, if the girl I'm attracted too reciprocated my feelings with sincerity, I'd be focus on our future waaaay more.

>>34914430
Where you from famalam?
original

>>34914565
texas
that it
orignally said

>>34914625
Fuck, everyone is from the US or western Europe.
>tf no fellow slavbots to drink vodka with

>>34914427
I live in Europe as well. I don't want an online gf, because she can't cook or clean or have sex with me. I'm not sending gifts to someone unless I have met her in real life.

>>34914657
Balkans? Best slavs.

>>34913962
>I never really had any interest in the other gender (neither in mine) until I met him
what's he like?

it's ok you can describe him we know he's a turbo Chad, we wont sperg out

>roommates with friend and her boyfriend
>Decide to pull prank on friend into thinking I want to fuck her boyfriend
>sit down with roommate and show her that I have tickets to a Grandaddy concert in San Fransico
>ask if it's okay if I can go to the concert with her boyfriend
>tell her I have a hotel room reserved
>she asks me "Do you want to get your ass kicked?"
>tell her it was just a joke
>she tells me she didn't think it was funny
>she told her boyfriend about it and her boyfriend told me he would never go watch some shitty hipster band with me

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>>34897505
Hey fembots be honest, would you fuck me? y/n?