waj out am blow up ur cidy

>>34897472
I know you're joking but, not a smart move to post this OP

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alley bar bar!

>>34897494

Why the fuck is it not a smart move? Are you afraid of bombedeers?

>>34897472
reporting thread to FBI. enjoy your visit you stupid fuck

>>34897555
Americans shit their pants when they hear "muslim" we put the fear of God into those pussy cucks

>>34897555
>Why the fuck is it not a smart move?

You know why, faggot

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Ar yo an you Ban? Y ar yuo warin a macsk?

should i delete the thread?

>>34897584
Which is ironically exactly what the terrorists want (I was joking by saying we btw)

>>34897620
It's already on the archives forever, you are completely fucked OP. FBI will be visiting you within the next week, have fun. :)

>>34897596

I legitimately dont.

Explain pls.

>>34897690
>I legitimately dont.

Smart ass cunt

its obviously a joke and I'm obviously not going to attack any cities. am I really fucked?

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>>34897472
Hope you're ready for the partyvan to raid your house and your 1 month ban for breaking global rule 1.

See you next month kiddo.

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>>34897472
Please fucking do and kill as many normies as possible, preferably roasties

>>34897734
nope, nothing is being attacked

>>34897716

Has r9k really gone that low?

>post about muslims
>deled
>ask why deled
>smart ass cunt

What are we afraid of some sand niggers now? what is happening to this place.

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>>34897472
son, take this

>>34897620
>>34897690
>>34897719
>>34897744
OP ON FULL DAMAGE CONTROL NOW! Honestly, just fucking kill yourself.

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>>34897744
>>34897719

It's too late to salvage the situation, kiddo

>>34897765 - not op
>>34897797

Don't worry OP, the FBI are not full of autists like /r9k/ and even we realized you were just fucking around

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>>34897472
>>34897527
Bye bye, sick fucker.

>>34897849
thank you so fucking much I'm honestly so paranoid and scared about this kind of stuff happening.

>>34897849
How does the FBI know that OP is not autistic and being 100% serious?

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Heh, this is a pretty nice thread!
What's that about bombing cities, OP? Claim to go into more detail?
Just for fun though, haha! You can trust me, I'm a "robot" too!

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>>34897850
includ me in screencab

>>34897866
nigga do you know how many threats are done every fucking day all around the country?

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>>34897866
It happens all the time.
Ask Mad Thad. Mad who?
That's right, son.
5 years in the pen, parole and sex offender status for atleast a decade, and no 4chan forever all because he decided to nonchalantly brag about his collection of kiddie porn.

You think they won't get you? You're already in the big guys' supercomputer, kiddo.

Some of you guys are alright. Don't go to the Andromeda Galaxy tomorrow.

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>>34897472
STOP RIGHT THERE IT'S TIME TO END THIS SHIT NOW RUCKERS
THE REAL ROBOT HAS ARRIVED

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>>34897472
See, Genius... Let someone with a brain explain this, slowly, so you'll be able to understand it. Okay, dumbass ?

anyone who logs into this website automatically has a modified bios rootkit embedded on to their system by the National Security Agency... it's not just that they're monitoring you while you are here... they literally embed a modified rootkit on to your BIOS, inherently meaning that no matter how many times you do a system restore, the minute you power your computer back up, the BIOS RE-EMBEDS the rootkit...

Furthermore, anyone who buys a laptop (any manufacturer) at all, whether online or in a store, or anyone who purchased their computer (whether desktop or laptop) online has a BUILT IN ROOTKIT

It's not a matter of FBI 'thinking jack shit' about your intent...

It's a matter of ECHELON, (Google it) and the NSA

THE NSA DO NOT PLAY AMATEUR 'FBI' OR 'CIA' GAMES....

In my next comment, I'll explain how they have already been watching you, in r9k, out of r9k, and even when you're not on your crappy computer

Get ready, dumbass

>>34897472
The NSA actually has an ongoing program for years running now, a subset of the Program for Information Storage & Management (PRISM) where ANY LAPTOP and ANY COMPUTER PURCHASED ONLINE is first shipped same day to a secret government location where a special chip is installed by NSA technicians, then the computer is rerouted back through the manufacturer and onto you

The chip looks exactly like a normal piece of standard issue hardware for the computer, but it is a lookalike dummy that directly connects you to a multitude of their mirrors for monitoring.

( at least that the exact system they were using before Edward Snowden released all of the information, and since the world now knows all about that, I don't see any reason why they wouldn't have already eliminated that entire process and just completely mandated that every single computer manufactured includes their chips, eliminating the need for the shipping and the actual installation by technicians)

SO YEAH.....

BIG SHOT....

TELL ME YOUR 'JOKE' ABOUT BLOWING UP A CITY IN A TERRORIST ACT

You're probably one of the stupidest 'geniuses' I've ever seen in my life

>>34898804
>>34898851
Stop fucking LARPing
No one cares

>>34898804
Is that why my phone does weird stuff when I'm on 4chan? Imagine how much the supercomputer hates your guts for spilling all the beans on that

>>34898804
Yay its joney! Lol hi goyim

>>34897472
LMFAO Look at these americans shitting themselves at the sight of this meme post, this is hillarious. >>34897797
>>34897807
>>34897850
>>34898804

holy shit

>>34899257
Shalom

I'm goyim, yes....

But I'm 'good' goyim....

>>34899144
They've been watching me for decades

Literally

I'm an animal rights activist...

Research it

Wew

This went from a retarded LARP'g post to an fbi raid. Only on 4chan

>>34898804
What in Davy Jones' locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I'll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I've led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o' swag. I'll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o' pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o' monsoon that'll wipe ye off the map. You're sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o'er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o' the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I'll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o' the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn't, ye didn't, and now ye'll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I'll shit fury all over ye and ye'll drown in the depths o' it. You're fish food now.

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>>34898804
Uncle Johnny's got a point. Not only that, Gookmoot used to have an NSA warning canary (shitty plane) and took it down and replaced it with a dead canary (trail on homepage) meaning the sites been subpoenaed and is currently monitored by the Feds. Remember when he used the 404 screen to advertise the Edward Snowden docufilm?
Woke.

>>34899002
>he_thinks_it's_a_game.jpg

>>34900012
ELL
OH
ELL

I WIKE WOO

WOOR FUMMY

Its important to remember that Google started off by presenting themselves as the new streamline young hip modern business model of forward thinking geniuses who would play shuffleboard and eat pizza with their iguanas on their heads while they decided whether they wanted to work or not

And all that while they were actually they first ones to VOLUNTARILY turn in complete list of EVERY single internet search performed on their engine BY EVERYONE to the NSA, without ever being asked to do so, complete with the full IP and mac address of everybody who did any search at all

... why would they voluntarily give the NSA this information?

...Because they ARE the NSA

...Duhhhhhh......

That's why Google developed DALVIK, the virtual engine platform (Linux variant) that was nicknamed something slightly more 'marketable': ANDROID

They are NOT stupid

You are if you don't understand where this is going

They made the ultimate machine

a 'VM'

A Virtual Machine

And they made it appear that everyone should WANT one of these portable (inefficient computer) devices (again: inefficient, with no root access for the user, but PURE root for any and all 'open' (hahaha) source third party developers, and CERTAINLY any original OS apps ( they even started changing the names of everything that we were already familiar with two make it seem like this was something 'different'. They started calling software 'applications' and so on and so on. By actually calling the software what it is (software) they would've eliminated the ability to distract from even an average third grader who'd ask about backdoors, etc

That way people thought they have a really cool Facebook machine in the palm of their hands, that had the same 'privacy' they'd expect on a phone, like a landline

And the users were distracted from the fact they had been hoodwinked into THINKING THEY WANTED a gps accurate audio, video, internet search, SMS and MMS monitoring system in their pocket

G O O G L E

>>34898074
He bragged about it on kikebook though

>>34899593
And wonder if they watch it while you're taking a poop

These "woke" people make me cringe because I used to be that guy. What if I told you the NSA can do a Google search of your mind how bow dat?

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>>34897472

Tiem tu kell brewnies

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>>34897472
helo yes yes helo ar yuo spen?

>>34900902
Facebook got caught with THEIR pants down

Research Mark Zuckerberg's embarrassing press conference where he was called calledI was caught off guard, and wasn't prepared to explain why :

ANYONE WHO HAS USED FACEBOOK IS BEING RECORDED (audio) VIDEOED & PHOTOGRAPHED around the clock

They turn the shutter noise off on the mobile cameras and the content bypasses the devices, and is routed directly to Facebook's servers

Also

Isn't the new NSA megasystem in Utah like 16 square miles of servers ?

I love fucking a bitch in the ass

I realize that was tangential

But I really DO

anal sex puts a bitch in her spot

The old fashioned way

SPEAKING OF ME BEING MONITORED

The NSA can verify that I LOVE 18 YEAR OLD BLONDE HAIR, BLUE EYED SMALL BREASTED SWEDISH RUNAWAY IN THE ASS GANGBANG FECES BILLYGOAT UPSIDE DOWN PINEAPPLE BULLHORN OUTBOARD MOTOR CHAINSAW CREAMPIE PORN

See....

When you're fucking that bitch in the ass, the truth becomes readily apparent, and all of her hopes and dreams of 'being in control because she has a pussy' are dashed in short order

And dubstep is the soundtrack to teaching her that valuable lesson

>>34900950
Y'all keep flossing, y'all keep balling, all y'all caught up in a net.

And this ISNT a paranoid conspiracy theory

It's business as usual

And it DIDNT just begin recently

....Back to a bitch in the ass....

Teen

Go for a 17 year old

They appreciate being schooled

Up their shitchute