Let's pretend we are normal looking men with gfs.

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>>34895034
We did normal couple things, dude

The fuck kind of weird question is that

>>34895059

This thread was meant for robots to pretend they where normies while of course not knowing what a normie couple actually does.

>>34895034
>one pot roast
>chess/go

What is go?

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>>34895361

What's wrong with a one pot roast? You get a balanced hot meal, which is easy to prepare (takes like 10 minutes) and then you wait for it to cook while relaxing. I do lots of roasts and casseroles for this reason.

Go/Baduk/Weiqi is like the most popular and oldest abstract board game ever

>>34895034
well, I caught my gf pooping...so I broke up with her

She said shes off to pee while were watching a movie, now shes been gone 5 minutes and i knew something was up, i knocked on the door and asked if everything is ok, she said yes she'll be right out...her voice was labored and i became suspicious...so i yelled "IM COMING IN!' she screamed no but there was no stopping this, i smashed through the door and i see her sitting on the toilet seat, i told her to get the fuk up, she didnt so i threw her off, i looked inside the toilet...just as i suspected, a goddam log, bitch u better pray this isnt yours. i looked around and saw no pet in site, I KNOW THIS IS UR POOP U WHORE, she screamed at me that im crazy and that shes calling the cops, all the while toilet paper in her hands. i told her no need to call the cops, im breaking up with u u some kinda poop whore. and that was that. I feel like a new man and off to find a woman who doesnt poop.

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>>34895423
this is original

originally

>>34895034

I spent maybe 3 conscious hours with her today. We watched How I Met your mother.

>>34895417
Oh you mean Othello? That's what I've always known it as. Also, switch that pot roast for a venison roast, m80.

>>34895466
Same here but it was Friends.

>>34895479
>Oh you mean Othello?

No, that's a completely different game.

>Also, switch that pot roast for a venison roast,

I do that sometimes. I never specified what meat I used....