/r9k Help an entitled cunt

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more appropriate board

we arent going to help you unless you post tits

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>>34894865
Fuck that shit I'll date you

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Hit me up bish

>>34894865
>I'm thinking about downloading Tinder.
Why? Are you really that desperate for dick? Why betray your robots with some Chad who won't give a fuck about you?

>What should I write in the Bio
I have a B.A. in Genderqueer Studies with a minor in Oppressed Peoples Literature from Wesleyan University '03-'12. I am a Citizen of the World. I went to film camp. I've read Sartre. I've read Thomas Pynchon. I've read (((Ayn Rand))). I've been to Italy. I've been to France. I speak French. I've been to Spain. I've been to South America. I've been to Kenya. I've been to China. I backpacked across Europe. I prefer tea to coffee. I've been to Greece. I love Greek food. I'm a foodie. I'm always on the look out for a great little place to get breakfast. Sometimes I go to Barnes & Noble and lose track of the time. The black people that I've met said that I have a lot of flavor. I love my MacBook. But I also love my MacBook Pro, because it has the word "pro" on it, short for prolapse. I drive an ancient Volvo that barely starts. The Matrix and Inception were the first movies in the last 10 years that made me really think. And yeah I paint, no big deal. I think conventional painting rules are stodgy, archaic. To bend the spoon you have to realize there is no spoon. Think outside the box. Coexist. Coexist and one more thing. If you don't know the difference "Your" and "You're"... "Your" and "You're". You're a fucking idiot. Get the fuck off my Facebook wall. I currently have over 2,000 followers from posting anime gifs which is my life accomplishment that will be engraved on my tombstone after I die.

>>34894865
> female poster
> lets ask the virgins about what to put in my tinder profile

What fucking part of that sounded like a good idea?

>>34894865
write literally anything it shouldn't matter anyway

>>34894865
post a picture or two of yourself

if you post pictures of yourself with other people, indicate who you are

give people an idea of what your interests are

don't be a cunt

is it that difficult?

>>34894865
post tits and I'll tell you what to write

>>34894865
>I dont swallow on first date... lol... jk.
also check them