If you were reborn a girl tomorrow, would you seek a Chad to

It depends

If I'm still "me" and have my thoughts then:
I would try to find someone who suits me and will interest me. Basically go for a best friend that I'm okay with letting them put their penis in me.

If I'm just a girl with girl thoughts:
Become Chad's cocksleeve.

i'd be a lesbian obviously

>>34894842
I would do cute things with other cute girls. Including love making.

Honestly I would find an alpha Chad for myself.

Why settle for an autistic sperglord.

i'd probably be a dyke desu

>>34894842
I'd date a D&D or boardgame nerd and be the first non-annoying girl at those events.

I'd be an edgy goth lesbian

>>34894842
>begrudgingly
fuck you, if i woke up as the girl in your pic, id go out and fuck the first stuttering beta I found

I would probably fuck dogs

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>>34894970
>whoran

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I'll get dicked by chad without being born a girl

I would find a "fembot" and force her down and ride her face

>>34894842
>>34894842
I would literally become a twitch slut and once I hit my 30s I would marry a cuck with enough money that was into watching me fuck younger guys than me that also happened to have hot bodies and huge cocks.

If you fuckers don't do this you're all retarded, you can do anything as a woman and be excused by it, there will always be whiteknights and virgin orbiters going to sustain you.

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>>34894842

I go out and get friends, a career, and a husband.

of course I fuck chad

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>>34894842
pure and simple i would just date a qt lesbian trap

>it's still a girl which i am attracted to
>has a cock to knock me up if we want babies

>>34894842
How would you date an "autistic beta robot"? They never leave their basements...

>>34895038
Only if ur not ugly

>>34894842
I would kill myself as quickly as possible.

>>34895066
They become sterile from taking T-Blockers

>>34894842
date other cute/shy girls, purest form of love desu
link eliza mega

>>34895052

>Gets option to not be massive cuck
>Immediately plays into the system

Ok Anon, Ok.

>>34894842
I'd become a lesbian and complain about how girls aren't interested in me.
I would be as I am now, just in a female body.

Fapping might be more fun, though.

>>34894885
spbp
origindeus

>>34894842
I'd camwhore and build up an army of beta orbiters then start dating the rich ones and manipulate them into sending me money.
Ciara was too genuine to exploit what she had, I'd go full sociopath.

>>34894842

I'd become a female gaming streamer. I'd win brownie points for seeming genuine assuming I have the same brain after transition and have the same interests and preferences. I'd also get brownie points for pandering to elitists. Make tons of money off donations. Buy more games. Find a marry an low maintenance asexual megaautist like reviewbrah for the least amount of relationship drama. Keep playing games until death.

>>34894842
Neither.
Probably date an awkward dude who wasnt thirsty or an asshole. Fuck the purity out of him and make babies.

>>34896082
so, Chad.

orgainal

>>34896131
>REEEE EVEN ROBOTS HYPOTHETICALLY WANT CHAD
lel

>>34894842
>begrudgingly date a beta autistic robot with acne because
why begrudgingly? I'm going to have more fun playing video games and watching anime than I am with Chad

>>34896131
> if you are not a prick or a sexual desperate you are Chad

Ok, the "woman want Chad" meme is getting out of control

>>34896319
t. desire woman but don't want to admit am chad

Find a Stacy and Chad and be used like the dirty whore I am.

>>34894842
Hard dicking. Probably make the robot watch

>>34895038
>I would literally become a twitch slut and once I hit my 30s I would marry a cuck with enough money that was into watching me fuck younger guys than me that also happened to have hot bodies and huge cocks.
>tfw you're a pathetic cuck who gets turned on at this thought
>tfw no slutty gf to fuck 18-year-old Chads and berate me for them being better at fucking her at 18 and me having still been a small-dicked virgin in his late 20s

I'd be a lesbian, of course. So I would seek a fellow qt girl to engage in the purest form of love with.

>>34894842
I'd date a cyborg. You go too far in either direction you're gonna have a bad time. An emotionally fucked up autistic NEET can't offer you anything, and will just drag you down. A Chad will inevitably cheat on you or date up, because he has options. I'd know enough to keep my legs closed, to think ahead. Give me an average guy with an average lot in life. That's the ticket to happiness right there.

>>34896429
>purest form
You don't automatically get a sister.

>ywn be eliza's cute outcast friend kissing in the dark, away from everyone

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>>34894842
I'd stay single and settle for a dog and a few Bad Dragons dildos.
I'd just enjoy seeing betas orbiting/fighting for me.

I'd become an r9k sucubus slut. Hunting down and taking the virginities of robots

i would live in constant fear of being sexually assaulted and depression of being the most vulnerable being of my species
would seclude and eventually kill myself

>>34896509
There used to be a few girls like that, and they actually did fuck a few robots. I wonder what happened to them.

>>34896507
protip. dont rape your dog

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I would prefer to be alone.
Original

>>34896685
buried in the backyard in bumfuck, somewhere.

>>34896685
Got any stories of these girls to share my dude?

>>34894842
>If you were reborn a girl tomorrow, would you seek a Chad to give you a good hard dicking - or begrudgingly date a beta autistic robot with acne because """you know how it feels"""?

a robot
because this is the only place where I know where to find boys

I can't just walk up to some guy on the street, and I don't use proprietary software other than 4chan so I couldn't use any dating apps

>>34894842
I'd still have severe issues with maintaining and creating emotional bonds so I'd probably just be happy about the change for a while then find out it isn't that easy and become depressed again

>>34894842
Assuming I still had my current personality and memories, I'd probably go middle-of-the-road and date an average-looking guy with some robot tendencies but who's overall not disgusting. A full-blown chad would bring back too many bad memories even with my new-found sexual preferences.

>>34894842
i genuinely want to fuck this girl, op

>>34894842
I wouldn't seek a relationship with anyone because I'd still be me, and spending long periods of time with one person is torture for both me and the person. I'd probably just grope myself, then, upon the realization I don't have a dick to fully appreciate it, kill myself.

I'd probably be even more reluctant to engage in physical contact than I already am.
I'd have a blast getting all dressed up though.

>>34894842
I would do a school shooting and cite male virgins being oppressed as the reason

>>34895066
is this pizza???????

originalli

Honestly the beta would be far more interesting, as long as he's not extremely autistic and bad looking.

Taking dick is gay, nigga. I'd continue to do the world a favor by keeping myself separate from it. Man or woman, I'm still a pile of shit.

>>34894842
If I looked like that (Eliza), I would constantly pretend to be eating tiny people and watching myself before a mirror while doing so, I would play with my body all the time while thinking about digesting people, so hot and sexy

>>34894842
I would go out of my way to find a sweet innocent beta and become his perfect gf for life. Fulfil all of his sexual desires and make sure every Chad who tries to hit on me knows my bf is the better man. If I was a girl I could make someone who deserves it so happy, it's not fair ;-;

>>34894842
I would do the same I am doing now:
sit home all day shitposting and playing starcraft, because I can't bothered with social interaction

>>34896418
I didn't make the original post, but this appeals to all my fetishes. L-london?~

>>34897134
That's a funny looking microphone!

>>34898879
>I didn't make the original post, but this appeals to all my fetishes. L-london?~
Fuck. Are you still there? I live near London. I didn't see your post.

>>34894970
some lucky fuck actually has those pics?

>>34894842
Cock carousel and then settle for someone I get along with later.

>>34894842
I would be a camwhore that makes big money off stripteases and never shows my face

I would constantly bait and flirt with betas, and never give any of them the pussy

>>34894842
>get with an autistic robot who plays league
>stick his dick into my vagina while we both play league

2 things at once

boner inducing now that i think about it

>>34898879
>>34899553
>She never replied
>Won't be able to trust anybody that does reply now because it'll be somebody trying to bully me

>>34894842
If it is my brain in there and I am still highly attracted to women...


FUCKING L E S B O STUFF

For real. All girl three-way with a lot of marijuana. Basically spend a full three days getting retarded high and bumping roastbeef sammiches.

>>34897189
>don't use proprietary software
Are you stallman?

probably seek someone with similiar values like i do now

>>34894842
I hate that woman and I'm tired of seeing her face posted everywhere. Let her go guys.

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>>34894842
None of the above. I would do lewd things with other cute girls or girls (male).

>>34902813
>woman
Hmm

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>>34902813
>Let her go guys
Never.

>>34902813
she hardly gets posted anymore, thank god.

>>34894842
Easy. A beta autistic robot.

Not because "I know how it feels." It's because I'd be scared of those stories of Chads cheating on women all the time, and how they beat their gfs.
Of course a beta autist could do the same, but I'd say there's a lower possibility of that happening.

Even more realistically, I'd probably just be a lesbian and get betabux from loser betas on the internet.

Id go find a big fat cocked alpha go fuck the shit out of me.