Life advice from a Chad

>>34890958
That's not beeing myself though

>>34890976
Tell your mum to fuck off and stop giving you shit advice

>>34890958
Fantastic Chad I've done all of those, now I'm a somewhat decent looking dude working a construction job and my bros and I get together for poker every weekend.

I have still met zero women the past year.

>>34890958
yea no

vidya is way funnier than that shit

>>34891012
>decent looking dude working a construction job and my bros and I get together for poker every weekend
Normalfaggots NEED to leave this board immediately

>>34891012
Sounds like a lot of faggotry and whining to me. Still got a long way to go grasshopper

>not gay
>140lbs
>full time 80k a year
>not even scared to tune women
>can bench my own bodyweight
>still not gay

You are like the shittest ghandi on earth.

>>34891041
>not complaining about the self-appointed Chad who made this thread

>>34891049
140 lbs and not gay. Who the fuck are you trying to fool here?

>>34891049
>140 lbs
there's your problem friendo, you're either a skelly or a manlet

>>34890958
Imagining some smug 4/10 gymcel with a looksmatched gf typing this makes me lmao.

Just fucking lol at thinking Chads are "made".

>>34891057
I'll complain about whoever the fuck I want to. Leave my board now and NEVER return

>>34891078
That is the pussy attitude that will make you die a virgin. Get motivated loser!

>>34891063
>>34891074

6'2

The fact I can't pull women is the reason I'm here.

Skele is it, no lie. I've been working on building an appetite to gain weight and working towards gaining muscle. Shit takes time.

>>34891219
Good on you mate you are on the way to having fistfulls of pussy

>>34891219
Details on what you're doing to increase appetite etc? I'm 5'11 and 130lb kinda wanna stop being a skeleton.

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>>34891103
If you are posting that bluepilled shit, I can only assume you're the virgin here lmao.

>>34891349
Force yourself to eat veggies lean meat and whole grains. And lift at least 3 times a week. It fucking sucks. But it's worth it.

>>34891379
WTF is bluepilled? I'm a red blooded Trump supporter you autist faggot

>>34891403
>just go to the gym :)
>just get a haircut :)
>just get a job :)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmav517MQJc

HEIGHT FACE FRAME

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>>34890958
>here are some unsolicited memes
kys

>>34891219
6'2''
140lbs

can bench body weight

yeah

nah

>>34890958
>do none of that shit
>be fat socially inept gamer
>be bad at everything
>just lay around all day
>still get laid pretty frequently

Meanwhile
>many robots lift and get /fit/
>go out to social events
>use their free time to get autistically good at stuff
>still don't get laid

Tbh senpai I think the only rule to remember for getting laid is that there are no rules.

>>34891063
>>34891074
I'm 6'2 140lbs as well because I do some modelling on the side. Is it that big of a deterrent for most girls?

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>>34890958
>Hey all you autist robots. Chad here. Gonna give you some advice to get some real live breathing pussy. Are you ready?

>>34891349

Trying to increase carb intake daily over time. I maintain protein intake with shakes ETC, but getting in the calories is tough.

I just keep trying to make every meal bigger. Fucking tried to eat Mcdonalds tonight though and even the smell of it almost made me vomit.

>>34891562

You are a pleb. How does it feel?