You have been given $20 (20 USD) What do?

>>34890556
Buy a pizza and eat it all myself like the fat disgusting American I am.

>>34890556
Keep it in my wallet and never spend it.

See if I can get a blowjob with it

>>34890556
Buy ten burgers, or a big pizza.

>>34890556
Buy some shit from the the thrift store thats worth more.save money for shipping and sell on ebay

> I'm gonna pop some tags only got $20 in my pocket.lookin for a come up this is freaking awsome

>>34890556
>Place the 20 on a betting website, you usually get double the original amount just for placing a bet.

>Hedge both sides in live streaming of sports at the appropriate ratios so you can literally never make a loss.
>Slowly increase the wagers
>Profit

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Insert it into my wallet; knowing that in the future I will have a reserve of currency earmarked for high priority items

>>34890644
It is very tedious though and for the time you put in, you could make more doing other things. Its nice for a bit on the side but not really viable on its own.

Drugs or alcohol depending on what's the easiest to obtain right then and there.

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Maybe buy a new shirt.

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Tendie money

>>34890556
Taco Bell
Entirely original post, by the way.

>>34890556
go buy a pack of cigarettes and some weed

that'll hold me over til i get paid friday

>>34890556
Buy as much rice as possible with it, because the value of rice is far more stable than the dollar. The rice will only increase in value once the inevitable collapse happens, thanks to Drumpf and all of his retarded acolytes.

save up for that s u p r e m e aesthetic

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>>34890556
>live in Pooland
>buy whole country for 20$

POLACY ROBACY KUHWAAA

buy a cheap book to study

Smell it.
American money always smells weird compared to britbong money

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>>34890556
Go to Whataburger, order a Triple Meat, Triple Cheese, Triple Bacon Whataburger With Texas toast, No tomatoes, no Onions, Whatasized with a Dr.Pepper. And like 2 Apple PIes to kill the rest of the $20.

Then eat it all myself like the fat disgusting American I am.

>>34890556
Buy a hamburger and a few pairs of socks, save the change

I'd buy toilet paper, been having to shower after each shit for a week.

>>34890845
Just steal some toilet paper from a public restroom man..or some paper towels from a gas station

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>>34890616
>>34890837
>>34890842
Wtf is with Americans and hamburgers? I thought it was just a joke

>>34890556

Ejaculate on and discreetly place back into circulation

>>34890556
Buy 2-3 grams of weed and hobo box wine or beer.

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>>34890653
This anime girl gets it. But if I'm feeling impulsive, either buy weed or some comics

>>34890873
>REEEEE WHY DO THE CHINESE EAT RICE

>>34890692
this
oreganegano

Buy gas of course

>>34890556
Buy some more sleeves for my magic decks, I don't have enough yet

buy a burrito and a 6 pack of beer

>>34890556
Put in bck pocket with other $20 and$100 bills

Grand Mac, Large fries, small drink, eat in

get 20 piece mcnugget and large fry on way out for home

Buy a six pack of cider.

I'm an alcoholic.

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>>34890556
buy a g of wax from mah boi
and dab my balls off

Stuff to make a hero sandwich, maybe a Gatorade and save the rest

I am a easy man to please.

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Spend it in the mmo game

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>>34890556
a grandmac, fries, coke, nugs, and enough tylenol to killmyself

Spend it

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>>34892074
then why drink cider if you're an alci? get tennets or somet senpai

>>34890556
>deposit in bank account
I pay card for everything because cash back.

waterproof bluetooth speaker so i can listen to music in the shower

i have hygiene problems and when i could listen to music in the shower it made me take showers more often

>walk down the street
>wait until i see a group of qt girls
>yell "hey ladies you wanna earn this 20 the hard way"
>get slapped
>go home and jack off
>buy a couple grams of weed

>>34890556
Givit to the guy i owe 350$ to

Buy a cheap track jacket or two on alibaba

>>34890556
I'd buy weed. Its what i do with all my spare money lmao

>>34890556
I live in Europe so it won't be useful to me.

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I was given $1944 this morning.

I bought a burger and some new shorts.