At least you guys touched a vagina when you were born.

>>34889816
tfw born by c-section

>>34889968
I was ripped out too.

>>34889968
belly babies are the best babies

>>34889968
>>34889987
m-me too...is there a pattern here?

>>34889968
This
if you are not a belly baby you are not a robot

>>34889816
How many of you C-section anons are gay?
I have this theory that my brother is gay while me and my other two siblings are straight, and he was born by C-section

>>34889968
That fuckin feel.
Once chance at touching a vagina and even that was taken from me.

>>34890033
not gay but I am a tranny.
I also feel it may have to do with miscarriges

I've touched 3 vaginas.

I fingered 1 vagina and eat the same vagina out for an hour and the girl told me it was the best she ever had (i bet its cos im alpha as fuck). she even said fuck me a bunch of times but nah i couldnt

I'll always be too scared to have sex though. I think my curse is worse than being a KHV.

>>34889816
Yeah, but I had a twin so it was already quite loose by the time I was chucked out.

>>34889968
hmmmm same.

>>34890033
Is he the youngest? The chance of homosexuality increases with the number of males born.

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>>34890060
>not gay but I am a tranny.

>>34890071
>eating pussy
>"hurr durr im alpha lol"
Choose one and only one

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>>34890060
>not gay
>tranny

am I reading this right?

>>34890112
>>34890094
its not gay if its a feminine benis

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>>34890107
that was the joke friendo

No...not even this. I was fucking adopted. I will never touch a vagina.

>>34890358
thats so sad that you just spawned right there in the orphanage out of thin air

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>tfw invitro fertilized c-section baby
>tfw dad's sperm to beta to make it to the egg naturally
>tfw dad had to jizz in a cup and put it in mom
>tfw will forever be beta boy

>>34889968
>mfw I hear about so many women purposely asking for C-section even when there's no birth complications whatsoever, they just want birth to be easymode
Fucking Americans.

>>34890033
I was born totally au naturel in my mother's bedroom at home, and I'm gay.
I don't think there's probably any correlation there.

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who else was an upside down baby? maybe im just not fit for the normie life

>>34890538
>upside down baby
You came out feet first?

>>34890515
>ripping stomach open is easier than pissing a baby

>>34890550
I was a c-section friendo

>>34889968
Tumor baby

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>>34889816
>tfw was going to be born naturally
>got stuck
>had to be born with emergence c-sec after almost suffocating
>tfw can't hold hands still because they keep twitching visibly and uncontrollably
>tfw probably autistic and psychologist said I likely have OCD
>tfw barely taller than sisters
>tfw siblings are completely normal

A-at least I d-didn't die, r-right?

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>>34890358
>I was fucking adopted. I will never touch a vagina.
tfw born by spontaneous generation

>>34889968
same here
Is that why we're robots? Is there some kind of magical thing that happens when you're born normally that makes you not a robot, what we never had?

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>>34889816
>tfw premature baby
>tfw your own mother's body rejected you

My dad said he was afraid to see me or talk about me because he was afraid I wouldn't survive. Both of my parents cried when they saw me

>>34889968
https://youtu.be/yzl7oX9FYGE
Heres a redpill for you

>>34891104
>god us benevolent
>allows for robots to exist

Only kek is real

>>34890358
Woah.
This is true autism.

>>34890358
this is why I come here still