Just be a chad.

>you work out at the gym and eat only who grain
>chad eats pizza and still makes his gains

I am far too woke to ever be bluepilled.

The normans are contemptible and I want nothing to do with them.

>>34889134
>robots actually originally believe this

>>34889134
If you spend all the time at the gym it doesn't really matter what you eat.

>>34889110
Is Keanu Reeves /ourguy/?

Chad isn't defined by physical traits. But it is true that a healthy body and healthy mind are connected.

>>34889167
You have no idea about this stuff, do you?

>>34889110
>eating thin pizza with a fork
what the fuck is wrong with keanu?

If it was easy everyone would.
And as a fembot who used to be a normie.. the Chad type make me laugh. I don't want a guy who's life is so blah. In the past I quickly skipped dating profiles that focused on going to the gym and looking a certain way.

>>34889385
>go to the gym 2 hours a day, every weekday.
>on the weekends do cross country and run at least 15 miles.

Yeah anon you probably shouldn't make judgement about people. I eat a lot.

Because suffering is preferable to actual change.

It's a subconscious thing, don't know why but we will never change

>>34889450
Fuck I look like a dumb shit. Read around the errors...

>>34889450
Funny how robots always think the guys that are the most attractive to girls are muscular gym rats. Which of course is not true.

>>34889479
As this anon put it, convenience is a trap and a often used excuse. Remaining the same is easy and comfortable.

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>>34889110
You can't just 'change' autism you fucking retard

>>34889503
>Which of course is not true
If they're still in their 20s, its absolutely true
30+ they are ready to settle for your money

>>34889162
>robots believe the objective truth
no shit

>>34889454
post big belly

>>34889175
Is he still dating that trap?

>>34889559
I've never been into 'built' guys. And before I sent my life down the shitter I was desired by many. Tall skinny white guys before. And now I'm more into the whole dad bod thing. Mind you I don't get guys anymore.

>>34889454
Not him, but most people don't have time do exercise that often (inb4 excuses blah blah lazy ass). Also everyone's metabolism is different so for many people, what you eat matters

>>34889615

Your body must obey the laws of thermodynamics at the end of the day.

> Inb4 fatties start making excuses.

Your body must obey the laws of physics. The end.

>>34889603
Poastie youre roastie

>>34889450
Ye you totally like geeks like Chad in glasses #notliketheothergurls

>>34889628
Don't see what that has to do with my post, but ok smartypants

Some people don't have the genetic disposition or looks at all so becoming a Chad is ruled out as a option entirely.

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>>34889110
>why not just be a qt fembot
>why not just be wealthy
>why not just be charismatic
>why not just be handsome
>why not just be skinny
>why not just be employed
>why not just be not homeless
>why not just be sane
>why not just be yourself

>>34889679
t. excuses

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>>34889696
>Come on anon, just try it!

>>34889702
More like being realistic. Robots should som towards being rich instead. That's your only hope.

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>>34889696
>just try being happy !

>>34889631
Ya that's true. But now I'm old and keep my legs closed, usually.

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>>34889110

>used to be a massive autistic loser
>done a 1 in a gorillion (HS dropout to valedictorian) turn around
>mfw top 1 percent wealth for someone my age despite being raised by a single mom NEET
>mfw actively working to get chad tier looks and integrate into normie world

>>34889559
And you base this belief on what? /r9k/ memes? Because it's just not true at all.

>>34889675

Fatties always blame muh metabolism.

If you're not a fatty we're cool ;)

>>34889729
Being a robot is a choice. Being a Chad is a choice. That's all there is to it.

>>34889110

I'm short and ugly. Already had jaw surgery once. Already work out. Not white. You can't just become a tall handsome guy.

>>34889110
this is some really low quality bait

>>34889503
>>34889450

>attracted to skinny tall handsome white chads instead of buff tall handsome white chads

Oh well.

>>34889110
Well 'Chad' as /r9k/ knows it is some superfit perfect man. You don't need to be that, seems you just need to look halfway decent and be able to socialise and that's that.

>>34889927
B-b-b-but that would imply robots could actually become Chad if they put an effort into it!

>>34889927
>>34889944

Just be 5'10+, 5-6/10+ face, and white!

Anyone can do it!

>>34889914
good point but I really mean just average guys who are probably 'too skinny' to most

>>34889110
Because chads seem like annoying arrogant faggots and I don't want to be any things. Robots make it sound like the world actually consists entirely of robots, normies, chads, stacies and women; the thing is though personalities are far more dynamic than that, if more robots tried to capitalise on the more positive traits they have and stop caring about having a social so much they'd be happier.

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>>34889162
>I'm so new I've never seen the "Chad eats pizza" meme

>>34890017

Brb growing 3 inches, changing my race, and getting a new face so I can be considered human by women.

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>>34889964

I could be a chad if I worked out but

>tfw to intelligent to care about sexual intercourse

>>34890074
I've been here since 2013 nigger.

>>34890114
>>tfw to intelligent
>to intelligent

Yeah sure anon.

>>34890120
>2013

Woah watch out guys we got an oldfag here

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>>34890151

>I'm so new I've never seen the "tfw too intelligent" meme

>>34889964
That's a retarded definition that has nothing to with Chad and you know it, liar.

>>34890384

Yeah sure. Because there are so many short ugly Indian guys getting laid with great women out there.

That is the definition.

>>34889110
Chads are born Chads. You can get in shape, dress better, develop a better attitude, etc. but you'll never have the advantage of having ingrained confidence from birth. Best you can hope for is normie status.

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>>34890055

>Because chads seem like annoying arrogant faggots and I don't want to be any things.

Maybe if you weren't so arrogant to begin you would then realize your own arrogance and being unable to back it up is to why you suffer

>Robots make it sound like the world actually consists entirely of robots, normies, chads, stacies and women;

That's your fault for basing your entire world view on ironic shitposting that you can't actually distinguish between what is posted here is truth or fiction

You seem to carry a lot of contradictory platitudes within yourself. One platitude based off of a place where you can't distinguish between what is real and what isn't and another platitude based off your own lack of life experience

>the thing is though personalities are far more dynamic than that,

And people come in all different shapes, sizes, colors and backgrounds

>if more robots tried to capitalise on the more positive traits they have and stop caring about having a social so much they'd be happier.

People are social creatures in nature and trying to reconcile a person's inability to socialize by being positive of there misery will only perpetuate a falsehood that they should be happy not doing what they are made natural to do. It's like telling a bird not to fly. And what pursuits a person if they follow your retarded advice is a chain reaction of depression, SSRIS, lost time, more anguish and less applicability of who they are deep down till they're a floating enigma burnt away from all the medication, dead on the inside and any sort of personality they once head is now gone. And they'll be worse for shape then they were before.

Ultimately, the best thing you can do, or anyone can do to not be a robot is to jump off a cliff (metaphorically) and learn to fly(be an adult).

Don't blame society or your parents, blame yourself for being weak.

Pic related, an annoying arrogant faggot

>Work out
>Get abs
>Get muscles
>Become /fit/
>Dress Well
>Get STEM degree
>Make good friends
>Learn to play instruments
>Learn to cook
>Good jawline
>Shitty nose

There is never any getting around it

>inb4 rhinoplasty
Humiliating as fuck

>>34890567

It's only the easiest surgery ever. I already had triple jaw surgery once and I'm booking for a second round of it. Plus hair surgery.

If that's the worse you need.

>>34889110
Wait
What the fuck
Why is there a second Keanu in the background?
Next to the green table?
Is he creating an army?

>>34889134
In other words it's hard not impossible. Stop making excuses.
>>34889603
>Being this much of an attention whore.
I shiggy diggy.

>>34890626

What is photoshop

Hu hhgh

>>34890639

Still waiting for a cure for shortness, having a bad face, and being nonwhite.

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>lol just go to the gym brah you'll become chad in no time

>>34890626
Keanu's Stand is also Keanu. Makes perfect sense.

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>>34889450
>>34889503
>>34889603
To the men in this board, this is an ironclad rule that you should know about women and what they claim to like.

Listen to the woman's actions, not her words.


women claim they don't like a man that goes to the gym frequently but that statement is completely untrue. It is a known fact that women like fit and strong men.

>>34889880
OP here. This is the point I was trying to say.

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>>34890661
>a cure for shortness, having a bad face, and being nonwhite.
That would be cyanide

>>34889880
This.

Hit the gym boys. No excuse to be below 6' and pudgy in 2017

>>34889134
It's just one fucking pizza. Do you expect he eats a pizza for every meal?

>>34890558
Kek that first argument is literally just "No, YOU ARE!"

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Beware of online chad.
The man in the picture is named Oscar.

He adds girls off of /r9k/ on Skype (though other programs like Steam or Discord are possible) to try and get into relationships with. Mentally ill NEET girls are one thing he romantisizes, but also girls that are weeb, nerdy, shut-in, nihilistic and/or consume drugs.

He will allude to being your boyfriend and having feelings for you and that you are special. He will probably tell you he is a virgin autistic beta robot - he will flatter you and lovebomb you and spend all his time paying attention.

Then when you finally agree to his advances, he will pressure you for nudes. When you finally share nudes or become sexual with him, he will use them to blackmail you. Perhaps he will dox you and threaten your family. Or threaten to post them on r9k - and if you block/delete/cease contacting him? He will post them on /r9k/ or send them to his friends, where they will laugh at you.

The sickest part is? He is doing this with many, many other girls at a time. He is a 26 year old NEET who lives with his mother, and he spends all his time on 4chan, /r9k/, /soc/ to add mentally ill girls or just lonely and insecure girls to manipulate. He has over 15 known Skype accounts and changes them all the time. He avoids voice chatting and will re-use pictures which are months old and are already circulating.

His hobbies include:
>bladee
>sadboys shit in general
>sweden
>russian shit
>drugs (mdma, lsd, meth, ecstasy)
>clubbing
>DOTA (over 8000 hours)
>PoE
>really bad anime (steins;gate for example)
>sex, masturbation and sexual stuff in general (he claims that he has no refractory period)
>gym/lifting

If you add someone off of 4chan, make sure to ask for a timestamped picture and voice verification to make sure it is NOT OSCAR!

Oscar is a fucking loser who will groom you, abuse you and use you for validation - before chucking you like rotten meat and laughing at you with his friends.

http://pastebin.com/xLgvngHR

>>34889777
>"I'm just not a sexual person"
>"That was the past me, now is the real me"

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>>34890676
You will look and feel better if you go to the gym and follow a good training plan with a good diet. Do any matter if you are ugly.

>>34890474
That's life. Accept your place, and you'll finally be happy.

>>34889110
>Stop being autistic
>Stop being short
>Stop having depression
>Stop having a weak jaw
>Stop liking you interests

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>>34889134
It's all genetical. Pic related guy on left is better than what anyone on r9k could hope for and he is clearly more fit than the guy on right. Yet the guy on right is the pussy slayer, the one who will be perceived as more confident, more competent, nicer, chill...

Weight training is not the end all be all to fitness, let's be clear. Play sports and do outdoor activity as well. Don't just autistically go to the gym and then go home to shitpost.

>>34890930
Also, always run outside, not on a treadmill.

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>>34890917
You can change your physique and attitude. You can become more disciplined in life and create things that can help you and your community.

You are just give excuses to not do anything about you situation.

>>34890529
Chads are made Chads. Robots are made robots. That's all there is to it. No matter your genetics, if you decide to become a basement-dwelling high school dropout who faps to animu all day long, you're no Chad. You're a robot. It's a choice.

>>34890980
>that can help you and your community.

You guys always say this kind of stuff but what are you even talking about? All you do is go to the gym.

>>34890978
>always run outside

>t. Someone who doesn't live up north or Canada

>>34890989
Yes, but many robots were chubby and/or shy up until their late teens so they missed out the kind of confidence that comes from being well liked and attractive as a kid.

>>34890930
That is a good point. I personally recommend training at the closest full contact sport program near you.

>>34890980
>mental illness and height don't matter, brag

>juz b positive bro XD

>>34890900

What happened to why don't you become a chad?

>>34890995
I also volunteer too. You should try volunteering too to help the community

>>34891018
Right. Because high school decides the rest of your life. And after high school, no one can ever change again. Your social status and success are set in stone.

>>34891075
True, I'm just saying us late bloomers are at a disadvantage because we're so far behind developmentally.

>>34890980
Why would I help my community if pretty much everyone in it has treated me like garbage since childhood?

Now that I'm more fit, have better social skills and just occasionally visit from studying at a nice University abroad they have all forgotten about it, but I haven't

Fuck "my community"

>>34891099
I feel the same way. I live in a wealthy little suburb full of snobs. Fuck my community.

>>34889110
just grow some BONEMASS in your face bruhh its easy haha just be yourself check this out:
>arghhhh hhnggGGGgghhhh
ahh there we go

what? youre short? just grow a couple inches haha works for me lol. look
>HHggNNGGGGhhh
woah baby now im 6'2"

just fix your attitude brahh just become a Chad like me lol watch this I will grow my penis by 2 inches
>HNGgggHHgnGG

just believe in yourself works for me lol

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>>34889880
Yeah man, all this guy needs is a haircut and hit the GYM, haha

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>>34891088
>>34891075
High school is only 4 years out of your lifetime. Don't let just 4 years decide your life.
>>34891099
>>34891162
Then why not make the effort to reverse the bad attitude of the community?
>>34891165
That was not I was suggesting. You can take steps to improve yourself in realistic form ways.

>>34891209
>Then why not make the effort to reverse the bad attitude of the community?

Fuck em. I'm moving far away as soon as I'm done with school.

>>34891209
>Don't let just 4 years decide your life.

I learned if you can't survive high school, you can't survive the real world

>>34891033
I never said anything about height and mental state. There is realistic steps you can take to improve yourself

>>34891023
Other than martial arts what would that be? In the US at least

>>34891209
CHAD is HANDSOME
CHAD is TALL
CHAD is WIDE
CHAD is NT

ALL GENETICS

YOU CAN NOT BECOME A CHAD
YOU CAN ONLY BE BORN AS ONE

>just be Chad
THATS WHAT YOU ARE SUGGESTING AND IT IS IMPOSSIBLE YOU FUCKING UGLY RAT KYS

>>34891250
High school is only a school. It is not the entire world.

>>34890593
>I already had triple jaw surgery once and I'm booking for a second round of it. Plus hair surgery.
you know this makes you more -- not less -- pathetic?

>>34891271
I'm in an intramural rugby league at my school. Shit's fun as fuck.

>>34889110
You can change your physique, but you cannot fundamentally change your mental nature, that is postmodernist and social engineering bullshit. Brains vary, and robot brain is different from Chad brain, hence the natural confidence of Chads. Robots are the part of the population that have genes for being shy and autistic.

>>34891271
There are meet ups for sports like rugby or football where I live. I would check apps like Meet-up to see what is near you. Go to the local community center too.

>>34889110
>buys beer
>drinks it from a whiskey glass
>buys pizza
>eats it with a fork and knife

keanu please

>>34891313
Shyness can be overcome but people like us really have to work at it. I started taking acting and improv classes and it helped immensely. Initially it is incredibly difficult to overcome the urge to be a wallflower so you don't look foolish.

>>34891283
that's exactly what he's saying lol

>>34891280
Don't make excuses. You may believe that you can't achieve your bizarre interpretation of what a chad is. But that does not mean that it is impossible to do so.

>>34889592
What? He's dating a trap? Source?

>>34891365
He is saying that high school is the final factor in what happens in you life. Which is completely absurd.

>>34891361
You can "fake it till you make it", but you will never really change your fundamental nature

>>34891313
There is no inherent difference between Chad brain or Robot brain. The difference is how their looks make other people react to their actions. You likely do it yourself and are not even aware of it. It's extremely hard to be aware of how you give microbenefits to better looking people and justify it to yourself as some narrative "oh, he/she just looked like a really nice person" "oh, he was being so nice" "oh, he looked like he really needed help" etc. you even pat yourself on the back for helping those who are genetically gifted.

>>34891396
no he is saying if you can't survive HS you won't survive real world. real world being tougher than HS

>>34891389
Jamie Clayton from Sens8. Keanu is truly /ourguy/

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>Create two dating profiles
>One is with a profile with my real picture and description telling what I like, that I have a well paying white-collar job and a bit of my philosophy of life
>The other has a picture of a male model with a two sentence long profile description where claim to be studying to a well paying job and being 6'5 long
>The results: 5 visits from girls to my own profile in 3 weeks, Chad hammered with tens of visits, likes and 4 girls taking the iniative

Ok I literally thought I could have a normal life but it looks like the chad wins. BETA UPRISING HERE I COME REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>34891361
I used to be a total wallflower before I decided to take drama in high school. Now I've performed in front of hundreds of people and even been nominated for some awards by this theatre program that runs in my city. Still doesn't fix social awkwardness but now I'm decent at public speaking and care a lot less what people think.

>>34891408
There is inherent difference between those brains. Not all brains are equal. It's just biology, variation, evolution.

>>34891378
Chad is 50% genetical factors and 50% personality acquired by people's reactions to his genetical factors.

Saying Chad did something like its an achievement or that he put in work for it is frankly insulting and a lie. it's better robots focus on something they can actually achieve instead of promoting this mumbo jumbo. you too can be a chad, just work harder for your jew boss, buy this gym membership, buy this expensive car, buy this expensive deodorant, buy this expensive vacations, buy this expensive iphone and snap the shit out of your fake life. top lel, this is just consumerism. it's time to reject it.

>>34891209
Lol, girls after high school aren't even worth pursuing

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>>34891439
Some Russian girl messaged the Chad. Literally raging right now
>Hey there Chad I know that I probably shouldn't correct your language but I do teach English and it's too funny/ inappropriate mistake to leave it like that your're 199 cm tall not long, long used with horizontal objects and when you say it like that it sounds kinda kinky I'm sorry for that comment I don't mean to look like a know-it-all it's just I thought you'd like to correct that No harm to your self esteem intended : ) I hope that message won't misses you off Love, Sasha

>>34891406
There's no such thing as "fundamental nature". Just you holding yourself back.

>>34891455
Exactly. I always recommend acting classes for people on this board trying to overcome being shy and quiet. It teaches you how to project your voice and overcome the fear of being watched by others. I feel like a lot of quite famous actors are very socially awkward in person. Just look at any interview with Harrison Ford or Robert De Niro.

>>34891297
How does that make him pathetic if it helps him achieve success?

>>34891431
My god, it doesn't even look passable

>>34891396
People are supposed to learn social skills in high school. If you couldn't keep up with the rest of the kids, you won't adapt to the real world

>>34891494
>caring so much about what other people think of you that you pay for several surgeries
>success

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>>34891378
Oh you just a coping normie who is lowering the standards for being a Chad so you can feel better about yourself.

AHAHAHHAHAHaahahha

cant make this shit up

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>>34891508
I'd want to fuck it if I had no idea who she(he) was.

>>34891427
My bad then. I misunderstood the post.

>>34891493
Yeah I completely agree. Some people are so scared to put themselves out there for fear of people laughing at them or thinking they're weird. There's no place that's more evident than an acting class. Once you learn to laugh at yourself you gain a lot more self-confidence.

>>34891427
>>34891552
Yes, the real world IS tougher than high school.

However, my point is that people gain people skills and problem solving in high school. If can't learn that right away, you'll never learn

>>34891493
Good tip
>>34891518
You can learn "social skills" outside of high school.
>>34891531
What is the Standards for being "chad" in you opinion?

>>34891605
Why can't you never learn the skills outside of school?

>>34891629
>You can learn "social skills" outside of high school.

Where? And don't say "hurr just talk to strangers, bro "
That's very cringe

>>34891650
He's massively over-exaggerating. I've made plenty of new friends at college and managed to largely overcome my social anxiety issues. Some of us just take longer than others to come out of our comfort zone.

>high school
>social skills
Yes because smoking pot, sharing memes and going to frat parties is all people do

>>34891629
HEIGHT
FACE
FRAME

everything else is cope

>>34891792
To elaborate on this, it wasn't even hard to do. I finally forced myself to start actually accepting invitations to do social things rather than isolating myself and sitting at home alone on 4chan like I did all through high school.

>>34891792
>>34891806
You're supposed to know how to talk to women in high school
You're supposed to learn how to fight in high school
You're supposed to learn how to problem solve in high school
You're supposed to learn how to be active in high school
You're supposed to create your identity in high school
You're supposed to have status and friends from high school

I had little to known of those. How the fuck am I supposed to adapt now??

>>34891940
I fail to believe the average high school student checks off everything on that list. Otherwise we wouldn't have the whole teen sex comedy subgenre.

>>34891494
Fucking moron

TONY TONY MY BOLOGNE

>>34891771
Small talk in the gym

>>34891980
First years are lame and last years are on top of things. That's how those shows look, and how reality is

I'm too fat to be Chad.

I'm really working on it though this last year. Started doing a couple new diets at once after I lost 100lbs doing just lower calorie.

My younger brother is pretty much a Chad and I look just like a fat version of him. I've got 75lbs left to lose to hit his current weight. I'll definitely still be a weirdo but at least I'll look good.

>>34891280
Literally none of those define Chad. You're mind-bogglingly stupid. Being a Chad is a choice, just like being a kissless virgin robot is a choice.

>>34891439
Post them. You get what you look for. The "Chad" profile replies are probably all bots or trash tier girls.

Every single time a robot says he created a Chad profile, it's a picture of a 5/10 roid rat that only gays would find attractive.

>>34891439
You're either lying or not telling the entire truth.

>>34890231
>I'm so intelligent that the post I'm replying to flew right over my head
brainlet plz go

>>34890529
Not exactly, but close. Chad is made but the process begins in early childhood. Robots can become pseudo-Chad at best with a Herculean effort if they are open minded enough to defeat their own internal biases and smart enough to learn the underlying mechanics of socialization, after that successes create confidence.
t. my opinion

>>34890799
That doesn't invalidate it, but dismiss him all you like and spend the rest of your pathetic existence in this Hell.

>>34892874
Robots can't even agree on the definition of a Chad. So it's ridiculous to claim it's what someone is born to. It's a matter of life choices and effort.

>>34892313
>Small talk in the gym

>D-D-Do you watch Samurai shogun? ?

>>34891771
To start, just keep the focus of conversation with everyone you talk with on them, the best talkers are the best listeners. Validate people's opinions, act impressed, laugh at their jokes, refrain from being a know it all.

>>34891522
I would call fucking young, attractive, ciara-tier girls success. An ugly person can't do this. If that's not true please tell me.
not americuck btw

>>34893338
>ciara-tier

Junkies with mental problems will sleep with anyone. Even you.

>>34893118

Choose to be short
Choose to be ugly
Choose to be indian/chinese

Choose to be chad?

Nope.

>>34893702
What does any of that have to do with being Chad? That's right, nothing.

Just look at all the khv robots. Most are tall, most are white, and many are decent looking. They chose to be robots, not Chads.

>>34889110
I'm 5'4, I can't choose to be a normal height.

>>34889151
Fool, Harold Godwinson's days are numbered with Hardrada's claim on the throne

>>34893792
Thank God for that, now you are excused from trying and can spend all day whacking off to your own misery!

>>34893855
>now you are excused from trying
Trying what, to magically get taller?

>>34893870
No, focusing on things which are under your sphere of influence instead of on things which you can't change.
But you've made up your mind that your height is a death sentence so there is not much use in reasoning with you.

>>34893913
I was responding to being told to just choose to be Chad. Chad is at least normal height, so that's impossible.

>>34893940
>Chad is at least normal height
Says who? A bunch of autistic kissless virgin neckbeards?

>>34893762

How many short ugly indian/chinese guys do you know that get lots of quality women?

>>34893966
Well yeah they're the ones who came up with the concept, there's no dictionary definition of Chad.

>>34893940
I know a 5'8 or so Chad, this being in central europe where the average height is like 5'11

He's had sex with shitloads of girls, is in his early 20s and has a 17yo gf whose virginity he took

>>34894036

Is he a good looking white guy? Tom cruise is that height too. But he's ridiculously handsome.

When I meet a short ugly indian/chinese guy that can do this then I'll believe it's possible.

>>34893997
I don't live in some third world shithole racial melting pot so I know next to no indian/chinese. The ones I know do usually have a gf or wife.

Short guys who get lots of quality women? Pretty much every short guy I know. Ugly guys who get lots of quality women? Pretty much every ugly guy I know. I don't know any foreveralones in real life. Maybe because they never leave the basement.

>>34894080
>is he white

Yes, obviously. This is in europe where 90+% of people are white though, so hardly a miracle

And yes, he's also above average looking

The point wasn't that some poo-in-loo manlet can be chad, but that Chad isn't always at least average height

There's many flavours of Chad, such as the Chadlet, which he is

>>34894115

That's because if youre short ugly and ethnic you don't get to choose to be chad. The best you can hope for us one or two girls to tolerate you after years of dating and income sharing to rope into marriage.

> i know a manlet friend
> he is 5`7/5`8/5`9/
Damn, i`m 5`4. Every girl is TALLER than me. What i should do?

>>34894163
The biggest Chad I know is an ugly Jew manlet with a fucking Jew afro

>>34890805
>shit anime
>Steins gate
Go die

>>34894197
Oscar plz go

>>34894178
Get a taller gf, obviously.

>>34894196
So the biggest Chad you know isn't a chad? Cool man, very cool indeed.

>>34894291
0 chances. Tall girls want tall boys. And short girls want tall boys. And i am from Russia, with fucking 5`9 average height for girls and 6`1 for boys.

>>34894343
Not him, but the biggest Chads I know are just that, Chads

Chad is NOT, I repeat NOT a choice

>>34894350
>Tall girls want tall boys
No.
>short girls want tall boys
No.

Quit making excuses. If you have 0 chances, it's because you chose to be a bitter failure at life and everything else.

I do know one guy who is about 5'4". He's got a pretty hot gf who's about his height.

>>34891482
hahah show screen shots of this

>>34894385
>Chad is not a choice

This idiotic meme needs to die. The "Chads" you know aren't actually Chads, they're probably just big guys who have mediocre tier gfs and aren't successful at all in life. But since you're a closet homo, you think being big and muscular is what Chads it about.

>>34894178
I'm 6'3 but I can honestly say that height doesn't matter. I didn't get laid until I worked on my confidence and social skills. Someone in the 5'4 range can pull the same kind of chicks that I do if he just puts in the work. Of course even then you still need to make an effort, I still have to talk to girls regularly to even get laid weekly

>>34894391
He doesn't have any. He's making it all up.

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>lift more

>wear contact lenses instead of glasses

>style my hair more

>talk to people

why didn't i do this when i was at school im such an idiot

>>34894386
>No.
Yeah, cuz internet > real life examples. All my friends are >6.
>>34894420
Don`t even care about gf`s much (not a virgin). Just this shit is annoying. No good clothes, looking as a fucking schoolboy.

>>34894461
I don't know any short guy who also either doesn't have a gf/wife or isn't easily getting pussy.

But yea, I guess a bunch of neckbeards on a Chinese cartoons online forum know better about my personal experience than me.

>>34894525
>>34894525
they know better cause they see the event from a red pilled perspective.

>>34894541
This.

Manlets aren't getting pussy, roasties are just pulling an elaborate prank on them involving years of relationships and sex

>>34894403
I'm unironically homosexually oriented but you're wrong, it's mostly about the face which derives on good social life and sex

>>34894573
manlets aren't getting relationships though and if they are they are getting cheated on you fucking retard

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>>34890151
1st day or 1st class bait?
>tfw I will never know

>>34894663
I was just being encouraging

I'm actually >>34894420

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change is possible, lads

>>34894343
He's dating the alpha Stacy waitress at my work, all the girls are always talking about things he said/did, and all the guys love and respect him.
So yeah, he's Chad.

>>34889110
NAHH.
LET ME TELL YOU HOW TO DO IT.
You be a hybid of everything.

Growing up I was always into sports, did athletics, football (soccer).
Was also really into skateboarding, and was the vocalist of a hardcore band at one point.

I managed to be mates with and pull women from all walks of life because I had a part of every "genre" in me. I had something relateable to almost everyone.

It worked for me really fucking well.
Had an absolutely incredible social life growing up, filled with sex, drugs and parties.

>>34895262
This is good advice, cast a wide net and never say more than necessary.
People are narcissists, they love to see other people who embody traits that they have.

There is some validity to opposites attract as well, which casting a wide net also covers. People admire traits they feel they are lacking in themselves.

>>34895166
No, you cannot be a Chad without being attractive in both height and face.

>>34895166
That just makes him a lucky normie, not a Chad.

>>34895408
Uh... you were just given examples that prove you wrong.

>>34895553
All I see is outliers. A normie can get lucky every now and again, doesn't make him a Chad.

>>34895429
>>34895590
Luck has nothing to do with it. He's got the one quality that matters, confidence.

>>34895692
you have the one quality that keeps you on this board, delusion

>>34896296
That would be you, try not to drink too much of the /r9k/ kool-aide

/r9k/ is the biggest collection of sadsacks you can imagine. It's pretty much nothing but defending being miserable to the death.

>looks don't matter
THEY'RE ALL THAT MATTERS!
>I got jaw surgery and went to the gym
YOU ARE VAIN AND PATHETIC

>>34889110
I hope I can age like Keanu.

>>34896804
Why are you so bitter people are improving their looks in order to be more successful in various aspects of life, as it has been statistically proven to improve?

>>34897042
>being feeble minded
lern 2 reading comprehension

>>34897064
last 3 digits of my post is my iq


heh....get proven wrong

normies always say I look like keanu reeves, except I have awful acne

>>34897042
Why reply to me? I was imitating the pessimists in here.

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>>34897064
>>34897111


>>34897145
You've been beaten by predicted trips, you cannot do anything but submit

>>34889110
Based Keanu is the one Chad we supposed to like Anon, don't say ever bad things about Keanu the immortal ever on this board.

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>>34889110
/Chad/ is not something that you can just become.

You have to be born into it.

>>34890805
is that charls carrol

>>34897372
That's totally wrong though. It's a choice to wallow in self pity and pessimism; most people don't even know they're doing it, though.

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>>34890151
Wtf with newfag influx recently

It isn't even summer yet

>>34897553
>the "to intelligent" meme is considered old
i miss the 4chan of YTMND memes

>>34897507
I want to kick your teeth in you naive cunt.

>>34898082
Embrace the butthurt, become it.

>>34890923
>tfw graced by god with broad shoulders
feels good man

>>34889110

I tried, but then I just became the weird muscle guy instead of the weird skinny guy.

Women were intimidated by my cold serial killer eyes already, so the muscle only made it worse.

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>>34889110
>Don't look like a chad
Game over man, game over!

>>34889110
I've been lifting, getting the Chad body I've always wanted, feels fucking great.

>>34889110
Keanu isn't Chad, he's actually a really nice guy and would help a robot out if he had the time

>>34890805
Hi everyone

Anthony Fantano here

Because I am 5'6 and have the physique of a twink and the facial aesthetics of a 16 year old (and I'm 21). Fuck you, OP.

Why is their such an obsession with phyical appearance and sex over a deeper human connection and real, lasting love.
Feels bad man.

>>34900487
Because women are fucking disgusting

>>34900180
Actually changing and not wallowing in self pity? What's wrong with you man?

>>34900515
Who hurt you ? Did someone break your heart?

>>34900957
My guess is he's been brainwashed from years spent on this board.

>>34889867
I went on /fit/ sand saw a video of some Chad youtuber do his social experiments and it absolutely IS true I was shocked cause I thought it was a meme

>>34889110
I've decided it's the only viable option, and as a 6 foot tall white male of above average looks, I have a shot. It's become Chad or bust. I'm literally working on becoming Chad 100% these days.

>tfw bad bone structure
>Big hips
>small shoulders

I almost look like a woman I can never be Chad

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>>34900957
Not him but someone broke my heart and I just want to find a girl that likes me and wants to go out to dinner with me and then we go on some more dates and start dating.
I hope one day something happens, but really I don't hold out much hope

>>34901600
If downy tards can find love, so can you anon. Its cliche as hell but theres gonna be someone out there for you.