Might be posting this at wrong time for high target of replies but so what.
Comfy wagecuck thread, retail and fast food stories especially welcome
>Working in MC Donald's
>Fat kid comes in, about six
>Waddles up to counter
>Orders a large strawberry milkshake
>Waddles of without paying
>Didn't even stop him
>Mum walks back in with son
>Waddles at half the speed
>Assuming she's going to pay for the milkshake
>I explained what happened before she starts to order
>Son...Are you accusing my son of stealing
>She is saying this as he's slurping his milkshake
>He didn't pay ma'am, also where did he get the milkshake from then.
>You're not the only place in town for milkshake son
Think I'll leave soon
>>34886885
I just got accepted for a McDonald's job.
What are some effective ways of killing myself?
>>34886962
Hint: check the picture.
This could also apply for hamburgers.
>pic related but a customer
>>34886962
Some can be comfy anon. Where exactly is he McDonald's? Town, city? If it's a quiet one it's fine and can be comfy. Never work in a city one
>>34887129
>Paralysed
Wouldn't it have been a stroke?
>>34886885
>not immediately calling the manager for every single tiny little problem there is
You're only a true maccers employee once you've stopped giving a fuck.
>>34887129
That's what happened to the original neet poster apparently.
>>34887220
>swapping your blood with grease
>>34886885
That doesn't sound particularly comfy.
>workan at schlutskys deli and bakery.
>rode my bike to work today.
>It's raining like a motherfucker.
>like 4 people in the last hour and that's basically our evening rush.
>Asked to leave early. I'm feelin pretty chill, say sure. It's boring to stand around and they were griping at us for talking.
>Rain doesn't let up, I'm just watching TV with some soup.
>Manager feels bad that I lost some money in wages and that I can't even go home for who knows how long.
>They throw me some free food.
>Cozy it up with a bigass meal and the patter of heavy rain.
>>34887381
That was one freaky junji ito comic
>>34886885
Thisis a dedicated, well-thought-out, high-quality reply.
>>34887443
The thread is meant to be comfy
Comfy stories
Today is my last shift at my shitty retail job.
The only part of that job I liked was the nice old ladies calling me 'deary' or 'sweety'
ever notice how mcdonalds quality of food isn't the same?
go to a poor area, get a lard burger filled with poison
go to a rich area, get proper beef burger