When did you realise that ALL women are shallow thots? No exceptions

all humans are programmed the exact same way it ain't rocket science bitches nothing but hoes n tricks

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>>34885973
what does she mean in your picture? i dont really get it.

>>34885973
When I left the womb, I was always red pilled

OOOOOHHHH NOOOOOOO I GOT REJECTED CUZ OF MY ANDROID PHONE I'M JUST SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO UPSET I'M MISSING OUT ON THAT SHALLOW LOOSE CAVERN YOU CALL A VAGINA

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>>34885999
iPhones have a unique text message color to other iPhones

Why are people memeing about android phones all of a sudden lately?

I have a samsung android, I can drop that shit on the floor as hard as humanly possible and it doesn't break, the battery lasts for three days. Is there anything actually fucking wrong with it?

>>34886015
So the post says you have to use an iphone? I dont really get it as there are many android phones as expensive or more expensive than apple phones?

>>34886046
>I don't really get it
>implying anyone "gets" women

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>>34886034
Just shallow bitches who want chad dick

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>>34886058
Everyday I stray further from the light. This planet becomes more absurd by the day.

>>34886015
Is this real life? Anyone who doesn't spend hundreds of dollars on a FRAGILE GLASS phone is out of the question?
This is it guys. This did it for me.

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>be roastie whore
>too dumb to realize u can change the text bubble color due to android being a fully customizable OS

>>34886046
iMessage has unique features that regular texts don't. Plus, they are all encrypted, not that I expect encryption to be on their list of priorities.

As someone who has owned both, I can say with full honesty that the cheapest iPhone you can get that can run iOS 10 (which I THINK is the iPhone 5) with only 16 GB of space is preferable to a top of the line Samsung.

There's a reason iPhones have such a high customer retention rate. They just fucking work.

>>34886101
Dont know about that, my gf switched from a nexus phone (i think 5x) to an iphone and shes pretty annoyed of it besides speakers and camera quality.

>>34885973
>>34886015
>>34886058
The fuck? Is this some covert brand assassination by Apple and Microsoft? I refuse to believe anyone is this pretty.

>>34886138
Whelp, meant "petty".

>>34885973
When your mother married your father.

>>34885973
Because iPhone are for posers who like being restricted to preset internal memory capacities, lack of external storage, rigid operating systems and reliance on iTunes.

They are status symbols, nothing more.

>>34886101
This retard fell for the Apple meme
[*] rip autist

>>34886134
What are her gripes about it? Genuinely curious.

>>34886138
Same. This is definitely shilling.

Well done Apple, you cunts. And I say that from an iPhone.

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>>34886138
Burn it all down Mr Bannon and Mr Trump, please just end it.

>>34885973
>ain't gon look cute
What did she mean by this?

>>34886162
Dont really know, maybe she was just too used to android. I think her biggest issues are the keyboard which is pretty bad especially if you need the german alphabet and the lack of a customizable notepad on the homescreen where she kept track of her tasks.

>>34886172
Nigger talk.
Absolutely disgusting.

>>34886187
Tell her to try SwiftKey for the keyboard. Comes in a bunch of different languages.

As far as the notepad thing, I just put the stock "Notes" app as a display thing. You activate the screen, and swipe the screen from left to right, and you have your notes displayed on the screen. I just whip up a to-do list on there, and that's it.

Sounds like she just needs to explore it a bit. Could be wrong, though.

>>34886225
Ill have a look at it later. As I said already, most people are just used to something and like things because they are used to them.

>>34885973
Green bubbles?

my s7 interface currently has grey bubbles for messages.... (I had to check, who gives a shit what color bubbles are in the first place)

>>34886000

I was raised in the city, shitty ever since I was a itty bitty kiddy drinkin liquor out my mommy's titty, and smokin weed was an every day thing in my house hold, and drinkin liquor till you out cold, and though I'm grown now nigga it's still on pow bustin on these niggas till they gone, how many more jealous ass bitches comin for my riches?

>>34886058
what the fuck are "green bubbles"?

do they refer to the default android smileys?
get over yourselves, how low can they go?

>>34886266
Your interface is irrelevant. You can send whatever colored bubbles you like. An iPhone will take receive all normal text messages as green bubbles, and all iMessages as blue bubbles.

>>34886220
>Nigger talk.
Please don't say that word to me. Its highly offensive.

What are thots?

>>34886296
"Thot" is slang for a hoe.

These threads are always full of iPhone shills

I wonder if they do it for free or if they get paid

>>34885973
She's right about android

>>34886292
then what are roasties bitching about?

people not using a proprietary IM system?

kek

I don't understand stuff anymore. I used to be good with technology but over time even the Normie's know more. I'm only 22 but I just don't get it anymore. Put an emoticon at the end of a Facebook comment the other day and it just looked like : ( instead of changing into the cartoon thing. I feel like a stupid grandad

>>34886487
If you have an iPhone people with other iPhones will have blue messages and it'll be on a separate and if someone is a failure it will have green messages

>>34886503
Thanks for explanation. *reddit* I don't want to live on this planet anymore *reddit*

>>34886503
>he doesn't own a completely customizable OS

>>34886527
Dude the texts are only blue if you use iMessage there's NO way to do it with android. Maybe it'll look blue on your shitty device thoigh. It's actually hillarious you think that customizing your phone will make people think you have an iPhone and the second you pull out that clunky piece of shit it's gonna be obvious anyways

>This women is a shallow thot, therefore, all women are shallow thots.
You are the greatest philosophical mind of this generation. Bravo!

>>34886058
>you now have to have a shitty Apple product to be attractive
The fuck

>>34886553
show me a female virgin over the age of 18

I've never understood being proud of being a consumer. I have more money saved than the majority of people I know. Have had the same basic but good enough for phone for years. Wear plain clothes. Everyone I know is working class but they spend money like they aren't.

People boast about things like graphics cards and their latest phone, how much their shoes cost. But its keeping them poor. If you can make do with less you'll end up with more in the end, and enough to spend in the things that really matter.

Purchasing something has never made me happy. Sure there's the initial excitement when I'm shopping online, but when it arrives I quickly lose interest.

>>34886604
I mean...this is a powerful statement

>>34886606
I'm in the same boat as you but I make an exception with upgrading my PC when it needs it.

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>>34886167
But Trump uses Apple products because like all rich people, he knows whats best for him.

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>>34886604
>Tfw I just found an unsolvable quest

You guys realize it's not the color of the bubble but the fact that it shows that the text has been read, right?

Android is easier to ghost because no read receipts are on default

>>34886633
Trump is 70 years old he doesn't know how this shit works Anon.

>>34886643
Makes sense, still shallow as fuck

>>34886649
t. increasingly nervous /g/tard

>>34886720
He's not wrong dood

>>34886604
I met a 19yo 10/10 virgin. She's not a virgin anymore. I'm not american, though.

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>>34886734
Do you think the leader of the free world managed to get into his position because he "doesn't know his shit"?

You're just another low IQ hater.

>>34886770
You're right, he didn't get into his position BECAUSE he didn't know shit, he got into his position DESPITE not knowing shit

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>>34886015
There was a time where saying something like this would lose a person many fans but today it's just accepted. What the fuck happened?

It also makes me wonder if someone is all that right in the head if one of their dating criteria is the colour of their fucking text message. Christ on a fucking bike, this world gets stranger with every passing day.

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This is a marketing thing by Apple kikes, isn't it?

>>34886947
Apple is run by a white male, please delete this as it is offensive.

>>34886973
a fag tbqh fampai

>>34886973
>t. Mordecai Bagelstein

>>34886101
>There's a reason iPhones have such a high customer retention rate
the marketing jew

what the fuck are green bubbles?

>>34886993
t. WhiteMale McBigotBurg

>>34887043
I bet you're a leaf.

>>34886884
It's obviously fake. How fucking gullible are you people?

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>>34885973
picture related toobeeonnest
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>>34887099
How gullible are YOU?

>>34886091
Nah it's not about the text bubbles, it's about iOS >>34886058
>>34886015
>>34885999
>>34885973

When you text Someone with an iPhone the message is blue, which shows it's an iPhone

This means it has read receipts, you can play with the confetti etc, play 8bqll,
As a guy who's had an iPhone since the 4s came out back in high school it's just a different vibe texting someone who doesn't have an iPhone

It's weird and shallow to explain, but the way I can explain it is you know how in call of duty or any fps like CS go certain weapons have a certain feel? Ie compare the AK to the mag7 in CS

It's that kind of feeling

Just be normie and get an iPhone

Even snapchst is better on it

>>34887143
>Getting a iphone for the sake of satisfying vain and shallow people
Nah

>>34887135
cute as fuck/10

>>34887135
>greentexting outside of the fourth chain
>works at walmart
>>plans to serve uncle sam
>pharmaceuticals everywhere
>pepsi
>soda at all
>that fucken sweater
dropped like a goddamned rock toobeeonnest

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>>34887156
Nah it's more like getting a nice and aesthetic phone because they're nice phones

Sure you can't "customize" them unless you jailbreak and you can't do certain things like expand memory via sd cards
But to the majority of the normie population, all that autistic /g/ tier shit is stupid
Normal girls and normal chads don't need extra 128 gb storage to store their weird trap porn or weird anime flacs

It's about having a certain image, as shallow as that sounds
Not sure if you're in college, but in college everyone either has a MacBook (whatever it is, pro air etc) or some shitty Windows machine or a Linux box

MacBooks just have a certain appeal and aesthetic to them, you look a certain way and people think a certain way about you
Nobody cares about your Linux open source or your custimizablijty on Windows
You just appear lamer to the normies

The best part about having an iPhone and a MacBook is most of it syncs
Your iMessages sync (so you can text on your computer whoa and have nicer group chats whoa) and your photos App Store it all via iCloud etc etc

Look man I'm not saying to go out and buy Apple shit
I'm just saying try to understand the viewpoint of the people and girls like in OPs pic

The funniest part ironically is that android snapchats look disgusting
Even if you have a superb camera, snapchat has openly said they optimize so that it looks better and has certain better features on iOS lmao

>>34887266
I understand WHY they are shallow, but that doesn't mean its not shallow.

>>34887266
I sure hope this is copypasta because you're an autist for typing this all out

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>>34887241
but look, son
there's more
how do ya pass up on that?
what're you, gay?

>>34887301
>that man jaw
Only faggot here is you famyggdala

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>>34887135
>>34887301
How desperate do you have to be? That shit is bottom of the barrel tbqhwy

>>34887287
>>34887299

Yeah man, thx for understanding

And lmao it's like 5 am and I'm walking to the gym , no worries or qualms about typing this out to give insight about it

It's just a different feeling man, get an iPhone and you'll see what I mean
There's a reason why so many consumers (albeit idiots) fork over hundreds of dollars for these phones with one or two year outdated features and hardware

>>34887301
Not so qt from that angle

thank god no one in my country uses iMessage

>>34887266
dis some subtle bait

Anyways google Fi says fuck you.

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>>34887313
but wait
there's MORE originality where that came from
why do ya need Samurai Jack when you can have Samurai Trap?

>>34886101
>samsung

Htc phones (which run android) are objectively the best phones.

Iphones are just a meme, much like the rest of apple's products.

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>>34887378
like it says you muddufuggen fagget baguette

>>34885973
This is the most autistic thing ever

>>34887135
>not as cute a tranny as her
>thread still shits on her

Why can't you give me hope anons

>>34886138
You mean petty, right?

>>34887378
>tfw if I'm being honest I'd prefer this over many girls I know IRL

Why am I such a degenerate? Not that it matters since I'll never get either.

>>34887455
Its because you're gay bro

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>>34887455
Without the red circle.

Not them, but you can do it, Anon. You must. Do it for all the other reboots that'll never ever get vagoojoo, or boypussy. Grab life by the bussy and get that muff, MVIII.

>>34886015
>So if I text with no iShit, then all my text is greentext?
>Fucking sweet.