>A-anon san?! This is the woman's onsen! Quick, get under

>under the water
Im gonna run and thats all

>>34883444
>Im gonna run and thats all
why not hide behind her

>>34883492
Because I want to use the bathroom 4 men. If I hide behind her, the girls will know

>implying
>vagina

>>34883408
>get under the water
>hijinks ensue when the girls that show up decide to hang out with her
>as usual I'm not fucking Michael Phelps so eventually I come up for air and get busted and banned from the place
>spend the rest of the day being looked at, laughed at, and called a weirdo

Did I hit all the movie cliches or did I miss one?

>>34883626
This event is in a doujin anon, not real life

>quick! let me cut of you're penis so noone will tell!
much better dessdess

>>34883408
>quick anon! crawl inside my vagina before they arrive!

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>>34883408
Source, or post more like this please.

>>34883408
Just tuck it between your legs and pretend you're a chick if anyone else comes in. The world's oldest magic trick.

>>34885050
>Just tuck it between your legs and pretend you're a chick if anyone else comes in. The world's oldest magic trick.
this would probably work honestly

>>34885064
It wouldn't unless you were a trap already

>>34885077
Some people go their whole lives not knowing they're a trap.

>>34885077
>It wouldn't unless you were a trap already
but maybe it would though?

>>34885097
>hey that girl with no tits and a very obviously male body is holding her legs very tightly closed for some reason, nothing suspicious here

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>>34885077
apparently the opposite works so who knows

>>34885112
>Everyone verifies everyone else's correct genitalia and secondary sexual features when they enter a room.

>>34885235
If you see a dude lookin' dude in the women's onsen you're going to be disturbed

>>34885250
Go into a public shower setting with a bunch of fellow naked people of your same sex, then describe the face of any one of the occupants.

No one gets a good look at anyone in a public nude setting, by common courtesy.

>>34885376
You don't need a good look at an average naked man to know he doesn't look like a woman

>>34885402
No, not for an average naked man. But not all men are average.