I got rejected today boys

thats more than what i can say. well done.

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>>34882522
good job at least you didn't sit here wasting your life like me

Greentext it for us

>>34882560
Yeah, I'm pretty proud that I had the balls to ask. And I was expectong it so it's not so bad. But man, just imagining how much joy I would be experiencing right now if she had said yes pisses me off. I wish I was that happy right now.

>>34882566
It's pretty straightforward.

> a few days ago, I decide I'll ask this chick out from school that I've known and liked for a while because it's our last year together
> today after our last class ends I'm walking in the hallway talking to her and spit out "will you go out with me"
> she giggles and says no thanks
> I tell her see ya tomorrow
> we go different directions

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>>34882601
I'm so certain that I am cancer, it would be a nightmare taking a female out. Just an oppourtunity for disaster. So glad that I sat here instead... wow that's awesome

>>34882699
I know I'm not cancer, that's what bugs me. I'm not bad looking, I'm pretty talented, I make people laugh sometimes, but chicks don't dig me. Oh well. Thank god for porn and playing out scenarios in my head.

>>34882697
beautiful, anon. as painless as it can get. move on.

>>34882747
I am. But I would be fucking euphoric right now if things turned out differently and I'm craving that euph at the moment.

>>34882697
No tact.

>>34882828
such is the life of a robot.

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>>34882833
I'm not real good at tact

>>34882845
I feel like most robots' life is like seriously bad. Meanwhile I'm just complaining because it could be better. My life is really fine. But still, I'm a bit salty.

>>34882947
i define robots as people who find it hard to have relationships in addition to being ostraziced by society. theres no real definition as to what robots are, though. its sort of subjective.

>>34883004
I guess. I don't really feel ostracized by society. I also don't really fit in anywhere in particular. I should work out. I just know that's what's missing. But I have costochondritis which is a real bitch and my knees aren't great.