Just a few more decades of wageslavery, wagecuck. Then you can

I'll be resting in an box long before that.

>>34882397
Hey there, NEET. Only a few more years before your parents kick you out of the house.

>>34882462
>parents
I live at my good friend's house with several other good friends. We are transforming the place into a comfy bunker.

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Not if I win the lottery tomorrow.

>>34882486
>friends

Get out of here, normie

>>34882570
I met all of them through /r9k/, and we're all KHV

>>34882486
>bunch of smelly neets
>the toilet cant handle the amount of pissjugs
>mountain dew bottles and kfc everywhere
>4 hat racks for each fedora collection
>Imagine the scent when someone new actually comes in to visit....

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>"getting a job will get you out of the house, that's what you wanted, right?"
I meant I wanted to travel, I don't want to just shrivel away in a cubicle
>"but you CAN travel, maybe if you've scrounged up enough money during your generously allotted yearly vacation time, you can fly to some tourist trap location with your wife and kids!"
sounds fun.
>"also, if you work reeeeallly hard and surrender all of your energy and youth, you can retire as early as fifty!"
but by then I'll be creaky, tired, worn out, and past my prime. It just wouldn't be the same.
>"don't be so negative!"

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>>34882617
Whatever wagie, one of the guys here makes their cuck dad clean up everything in exchange for a room