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>be 36
>decide to finally go to community college
>join study group fall semester
>girl in study group is in middle college
>she has a boyfriend
>during fall semester she becomes attracted to me because manhood.
>boyfriend gets jealous and possessive
>she starts calling me to complain about him
>starts flirting with me over the phone
>sends me pics of her tits
>invites me to her 18th birthday party
>her boyfriend and his friends jump me at the party
>they lose. 5 against 1. not my first rodeo (veteran)
>she breaks up with him in front of the whole party and kicks them out
>"You don't own me!! Who the fuck do you think you are???"
>takes a picture of herself giving me a blowjob in the bathroom an hour later and sends it to him
>can't cum because molly
>take her to the back bedroom and fuck her for 5 hours.
>first orgasm in her entire life. Has 9 more and starts crying and says she's in love with me
>instant stage five clinger
>push her away, intentionally not returning texts and phone calls for days at a time
>fuck two of her friends
>only makes her want me more
>introduce her to bondage and she loves it
>forced orgasm, pain, breath play
>agrees to be my sub
>tell her to talk her friends into joining us
>double blowjob two days later
>watch them eat each other out in the 69 position for an hour
>first time lesbian for both of them
>fuck her friend standing doggy facing her while she stands in the corner and watches us
>they make out with each other while I fuck her friend
>pussy on tap any time I want it ever since
Going back to college was the best decision I've ever made in my entire life.
>pic related
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>>34880816
Nice fantasy about becoming Chad.
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>>34880816
too skinny, 0/10 would not fug
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>>34880816
Quality fake story, OP.
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but who took the photo?
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>>34881208
You can upload a photo on your camera roll. Taking a timed photo and then upload to snapchat isn't difficult.
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>posting on r9k to gloat about fake sexual encounters
neat
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>>34881208
>>34881268
More likely a Snapchat layout photoshopped onto an existing porn pic.
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>>34881268
That doesn't answer who took the photo
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>>34881325
>Taking a timed photo
What didn't you understand about that part?
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>>34880816
tl;dr
but dump more niggeer
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>>34880816
>veteran
let me guess
enlisted marine? 0311?
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My dad was alpha. He fucked 18 year old (and younger) sluts til the day he died at 56.
But I'm a beta because he beat the shit out of me and made me feel worse than anyone so I have no confidence and feel like everyone is above me.
Alpha Dad = Beta Son
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>>34881505
But my son will be alpha because I'm a pussy who will let him do whatever the fuck he wants so he'll think he is the boss of this world and have no confidence problems and I'll tell him he is better than everyone every day and nobody can tell him what to do.
And when he finally kills me, at least I'll be proud I created the manliest monster to roam the planet.
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>>34881554
He'll see what a pussy I am and subconsciously aim to be the opposite of me out of shame.
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>>34880816
Glorious autistic works of fiction.
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>>34880816
this was so unimaginative and lame, I had to sage, which is rare
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>>34880816
then sonic appeared out of nowhere and fucked you both
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>Be 74 at the retirement home
>19 year old female volunteer comes in with lunch
>Comes up to me and asks if I'm the one who ordered the tuna melt
>"No ma'am I ordered the fuck sandwich"
>We have 8 hours of beautiful sex
>I'm 600 pounds and 3'11
It's all about having the spunk to say what you wanna say.
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>>34881310
This
If you've actually used snapchat it's pretty obvious that's not the right font
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>>34881851
>"No ma'am I ordered the fuck sandwich"
I feel like I shouldn't have, but I chuckled at this.
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>>34881897
Thank you for validating me, friend
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>tfw 22
>tfw will never defolower just newly turned legal asian girls in asia
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>>34881310
>>34881853
The way snapchat looks varies based upon which phone you use.
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>>34880816
that's a nice story, OP
origami
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