Things girls say that give you a boner

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It would be nice to get a femanon to speak some things

>>34879052
Those things literally kill my boner because it's endearing and emasculating

>>34879052
i want you to fill me up

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>>34879052
>that mommy fetish
>mfw

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>>34879357
Yes mommy girlfriend make it all better

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>tfw babyface'd
How do I get a mommy gf without her looking like a pedophile? Alternatively, how do I get a pedophile gf?

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>>34879538
Get bullied by people in front of her and fail to stand up for yourself. She will become your mommy girlfriend

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I would do anything for a mommy gf short of cucking, even that weird chastity and diaper shit or whatever it is mommy gfs like. I just want to be loved on and fawned over. She can spend all my money, not let me play vidya, whatever. Just tell me I love you and suck on your titties and I couldn't be happier.

It seems most girls are afraid to express affection or be smothering when those are the two best things a girl can do.

>>34879052
I've never heard a girl say anything that'd give me a boner.

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>want to nurture and comfort the sad robots
>don't have the required cowtits to me a mommy
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>34880368
Trust me it's not required.

>>34880368
you don't need cowtits, you just need to be willing to devote the time to either getting knocked up or being subject to intensive lactation inducing training

females dont talk to me so nothing

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>>34880421

I'd be happy even if she chose the very easy minimally intensive lactation induction like goldman-farb protocol or reglan. I'm assuming it's just like fruit here, the smaller they are the sweeter the juice.

>>34880435
What are the magic words that you hear, even if directed at someone else ?

>>34880368
Be my itty bitty titty mommy.

>>34879052
Feminism. I swear as hard as diamonds, thinking about a feminist on her knees sucking dicks.

Isnt it funny how pornstars quit, and then go all "women rule" like they didnt used to take loads to the face for money.

>damn im hard thinking about i now lol

>>34880368
>mommy

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