You have 10 seconds to be as much of a newfag as possible.

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I don't understand. Is it supposed to be a potato?

>>34878792
> "you shouldn't use the word fag like that, it's 2017 we shouldn't shame people like that"

You guys are a bunch of niggers

How do you change channel? I want to get to "b"

>>34878792
Hey fucking nigger lol. This place is fucking stupid haha. I bet all of you guys are fuckign virgins.

>34878792
>>so this is the self-help group for kissless virgins?

kill your self shakes my head to be honest cuckold family

>>34878792
hello everyone!!! a/s/l?

>>34878792
Why am I muted?

>>34879158
why am l muted?

@34879077
lol what, this place is all ironic dude, dont tell me you have never kissed a girl lol

I love being on 4chan, the dark web is fun!

>>34878792
READ THE FAQ NORMALFAGS!!!!11!!

cucks, you are all cucks

>>34879201
9/10 that's pretty gud

>>34878792
You posted this on the wrong board >>>/b/

>>34879197

The real question is how the fuck were you *not* muted for that unoriginal comment.

lol,whats the robot?

>>34879249
The real question is how the fuck were you *not* muted for that unoriginaI comment.

>>34878792
why do you guys have numbers and how can i upvote??????

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>>34878792
Hey 4channel, I'm hoping to meet some new friends and looking forward to being a regular contributor to the community around here. HMU on insta or my personal twitter @fullgivenname to learn a little more about me.>>34878792

.34878792
haha nice pic epic i like it also what is dubs? O_o

I remember when 4chan used to be cool.

Are you guys serious about the things yuo say? Its pretty sad if yes

how do i make a spoiler? isnt 4chan where all the hackers and stuff are?

>>34879279

The reaI question is how the fuck were you *not* muted for that unoriginaI comment.

>>34879013
People do that for bait, no actual new fags do that

>>34878792
What's a fingerbox?
Oregano

It keeps saying that my comment isnt original
please help me my nama jeff

>>34878792
Listen guys I am really sick of all the pathetic sad shit on this board.

I used to be just like all of you. I was sad and thought I was ugly. After 7th grade I made some friends and was able to come out of my shell.

I thought I would be alone forever but now I have a girlfriend and if you listen to me you will have the same!

>do i have to put in my name and email everytime?

>>34878792
what is newfag?

Heh, look at all these newfags!!1!1

I bet you guys aren't even 3L1T3 Haxxors. Brb doxxing you guys and uploading your IP addresses onto myspace bulletins so everyone can see1!1!!

>>34878792
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GREENText

What is everybody telling each other faggots?

>>34878792

I double-space every single sentence in my post

I even double-space after the post number I'm replying to

I swear I'm not a reddit cross-poster

> for real guys, I'm just like you

>>34879504
you sir win the internet XD

>>34879504
Double spacing just looks better sometimes

It's neater

>senior in high school
>stupid story about high school oneitis or something
>I'm 18 btw!!!
And all things related

>>34879625
keked with this, i see this every day

>>34879431
>I think there's a way to do it automatically but I haven't figured it out yet, I tihnk I'll make a thread asking how to do that

do you guys love memes? lel so depressed amirite you guys ever go to reddit le epic meme

/pol/ is funny satire guys

>>34878792
moot, who's that?
If you spin 360 degrees and try to walk away you'd just walk into them.

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How to spot a newfag:

>they offer actual advice to anons and don't just memepost or bait people
>says fapping to traps and trannies is gay
>relies heavily on meme arrows >

>I know! I'll make a post saying that you have to act like a newfag so I know NOT to act like one!

@34878792
This is the most autistic thing I've ever seen, are you retarded or something?

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what is dubs? how do i get dubs