How do I meet a fujoshi? Any other woman would be disgusted by me.

Why wouldn't she be digusted by you? Have you met women before? I'm not even anti-woman like the rest of the robots but women have huge egos.

The sad truth is you need to fix yourself.

>>34878687
Because a woman who travels to Japan twice a year to buy porn shouldn't be.

>>34878650
My girl is like this but a little less with the manners/disgusting-ness

Feelsgoodman

Get you one

>>34878807
Got me one

She left me cause boring and she hates commitment

Feels bad man

>>34878807
Where'd you find her? At a school club?

Huh,
This image is surprisingly accurate, except I still get acne as well

But im not interested in a relationship

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>>34878650
I've had this type of girl friendo.

just hope that girl does not have bipolar disorder.

that's some bad shit, gotta tell you

but she was top tier as far as the good went

ree.

>>34879287
oh yeah to meet them you have to go back in time to about age 15 and have an awkward relationship that becomes progressively worse as 10 years pass by...

huh it's like that pink Floyd song mate.

Is this a thread about caring for our sperg gfs?
>contact girl
>she can't go outside
>takes 6 months to get a picture
>learns to communicate with human beings
>talks to me more and more
>graduates high school finally
>gets a job
>talks less because she weighs more than I do and can barely work, but still does it
>moving in together later this year
>wants to get married and have sperglets because I saved her
>genuinely proud of her

>>34878650
>laptop she bought because the sales rep said it was good

I would try dating her because I am a robot and would give anyone a chance

but I don't think I could tolerate an idiot like this in my life for very long

>tfw fujo
>tfw no fujo gf

>>34879427
please tell us more anon and I wont reeee at you

I'm a legit 6/10 and the only girl I want is a fujoshi gf who'll watch eva with me

>>34879427
t. Chadbot
Get the fuck out.

>>34879568
>tfw boy
>tfw no two fujo gfs

>>34879593
There's not much more to tell, I'm going to spend a full week with her soon and will determine if we can actually live together after that.

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>>34879603
Maybe they won't be with because you have pleb taste.

>No Fujo gf to watch LOGH with

>>34878650
I'm a fujoshi I guess
I don't know why you'd want someone like me though
I don't do anything, I am absolutely a waste of a human

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here's a real fujoshi

>>34879863
>I don't do anything
sounds perfect

>>34879863
Most of us are the same as you, but with dicks.

The more self-aware bots want girlfriends who are good matches for them.

The less self aware ones want some Ivanka Trump equivalent.

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>>34879670
>soap opera in space
>better than Eva
Cringe desu anon-sama.

>>34878650

>Wears a tanktop

Oh my


>and one pair of underpants

Fujo I...

>No bra

Please marry me and let me be your loving husbando sex slave.

>>34880011
>tfw I'm literally wearing this outfit right now except with a bra
>tfw walking stereotype

>>34880082
be my gf please
for real

>>34880114
I'm not a virgin though.

original

>>34880142
>I'm not a virgin though.
i don't really mind

>>34880142
Do you like to cuddle, not have stds or kids? Then it doesn't matter.

>>34880151
>>34880184
If you don't care about virginity and you want a gf you literally have no reason to not already have one.

>>34880114
As long as you approve of my sexual degeneracy, I will consider it. Are you a switch?

>>34880282
>approve of my sexual degeneracy
More than approve tbqh.
>Are you a switch?
Something like that, I like a lot of stuff.

>>34880282
Are you a dom? Because I'm a sub.

>>34880322
>I like a lot of stuff.
What kind of stuff anon?

I'm original tank top anon, I'm a virgin desu.

>>34880392
Please stop lying/existing.
I'm getting unreasonably angry.

>>34880392
Like, butt stuff, brother/sister roleplay, dominant girls... Basically everything I see in my weird eromanga.

>>34879879
It's not really, I have had to be told by a doctor to go outside because of a vitamin E deficiency

On my average day I'll wake up at 2 pm, browse 4chan for 5 hours, eat dinner with my grandparents who I still live with at 23 because I don't have a job and my parents didn't want to support me any more, then go back to my room and play games/continue browsing 4chan until I fall asleep

>>34879615
thats not a chad, thats a robot success story

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>>34878650

We don't look like that.

>>34880495
Yeah that's a chadbot.

>>34880518
I am still okay with this frankly

>>34880518
Haha where did you get this picture of me

>>34878650
ex-wife was a fujoshi, they arent terribly fun desu
threw her away for a woman 10 years younger and dont regret it one bit :)

>>34879868
nigga that's perfect. we're both too ugly to even be able to get another girl. Somehow she'd still be the attractive one in the relationship.

>>34880387
Mostly a sub, but I'm warming to the idea of being a (loving but sometimes cruel) domme.

>>34880415
>lying about being a fujo
For what reason? I'm sitting in my underwear, on a Nepalese cave painting forum and drawing gay porn.
>stop existing
I stopped hating myself a while ago. Feels comfy.

>>34880431
>butt stuff, brother/sister roleplay, dominant girls...
NICE. Good taste anon, I approve.

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>>34879285
Mmm,, I get it,, you just don't want nothing serious,, baby

you don't want any valentines day flower movie bullshit,, you just want to get dicked down by big cocks on the carousel until your tight little ass starts to rip

well i got some nigga dick right here for you,, hmu bb and I'll show you the power of this ebony cock,, don't worry hon im not into any gay relationshit either ......

mmm yeah baby just take off those panties there on that juicy little miniskirt i wana watch you ass turn all around and the blood come out the back,, mmm ill lick it up that tampon for you bb we will be like two tendons of a muscle in bed together iykwim,,

hot fujo FUCKING AIDS

>>34880569
are you gonna drop some contact info because goddamn

>>34880529
Please be in Saudi Arabia desu.

>>34880434
You literally sound like a female version of me, except I live with my mother.

>>34880565
that girl is fairly cute. you'd be the ugly one, dude.

>>34880569
Please be my pegging lovingly cruel dom

>>34880611
That's exactly what he said, wtf

>>34878711
They will be. Every 1/10 woman thinks she deserves a 11/10 man. You can never live up to a woman's expectations.

>>34880434
>On my average day I'll wake up at 2 pm, browse 4chan for 5 hours, eat dinner with my grandparents who I still live with at 23 because I don't have a job and my parents didn't want to support me any more, then go back to my room and play games/continue browsing 4chan until I fall asleep
pls b in brisbane

>>34880518
I'm not picky at all, so I'd take her. Not like I'm chad tier myself. Only thing I have is being /fit/, but with a shit face.
The flat ass is unappealing though.

>>34880569
How do you feel about having your ass eaten?

>>34878711
>Because a woman who travels to Japan twice a year to buy porn shouldn't be.
Yeah, well, a lot of things shouldn't be, should they.

>>34880587
>>34880617
It is literally this easy to be a woman.

>>34880611
That's what I said ya fucking knob. I'm not ugly in terms of deformed but I'm also definitely not Chad-tier. I'd say I'm a 4-5/10.

Even you fucking losers have had girlfriends but I'm 29 years old and never had one. Haven't even had a friend since 17!

>>34880627
>who I still live with
it's whom

>>34880650
It's not often you find a women into a niche fetish desu senpai

>>34880569
I just want a qt sub fujo to fuck in the butt desu

>>34880672
with whom I still live*

>>34880627
>pls b in brisbane
I...
actually am

hmm...
>>34880672
>>34880729
Oh, sorry

>>34880762
>I...
>actually am
PLEASE be my gf

Oh, look. Another thread with 2 sluts that are just relishing all the attention being thrown their way.

>>34880618
>>34880658
except you called her ugly, which she isn't

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try /cgl/
plenty of spergo grils there. Even if they claim to be stacy, they aint.

>>34880803
if they think they're stacy, they'll never settle for you

>>34880762
>I...
>actually am
>hmm...
[email protected]

>>34880587
I don't know what to do, there are so many of you guys. I would feel strange about getting to know multiple guys at once with bf intentions.

>>34880636
It looks enjoyable? Despite knowing about a lot of degenerate stuff I don't experiment with myself irl much.

>>34880434
>>It's not really, I have had to be told by a doctor to go outside because of a vitamin E deficiency
I haven't been outside in years, I do the exact same shit as you. Let's get married. I can cook.

>>34880871
>I don't know what to do, there are so many of you guys. I would feel strange about getting to know multiple guys at once with bf intentions.
Post location desu, if you aren't in Europe it's pointless anyway

>>34880909
I will move wherever she is if she marries me so I can get a visa or whatever. I have enough to support myself for at least a few years.

>>34880871
What that guy said, I'm only interested if you're in the States or really nearby, so that'd be a good way to get a bunch of people out.

Or you could just go fuck it and email me at [email protected], throwaway :^)

>>34881002
That's a bit creepy dude. It's a girl you don't even know, how the fuck are you gonna move to her lmao

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>>34878650
I always met them on tumblr, omegle, or on pretty abandoned forums. I never dated or did anything special with anyone them I met. Just usually talked to them.

I only kept in contact with one girl, and it's been 2 years now. She was perfect until she got a boyfriend last month. He's an obese ugly hairy guy. Sadly, I grew distant from her after that.
Because she just wouldn't shut up about him, and became more and more normie by the day. What a horrible loss, she was the first girl I met that knew how to actually have a conversation.

>>34881038
>She was perfect
what did he mean by this

>>34880909
>>34881024
Straya. Is this why I can't find a bf

>>34881089
>Straya
city?

>>34881089
Yyyyyeah, probably? I don't care about distance if we can find times to talk, but most people get pretty uppity about being close by.

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>>34878650
>tfw you've got the same exact gf just like in pic related
This type of girl is the only one that a robot can get and turn into a ???

>Fujoshit
>Not disgusted with 3dpd guys

>>34878650
My gf is a lowkey fujo
The only things that apply are the round face and flabby arms

>>34881031
And how are you going to do it faggot? Is it less creepy if you invest less?

Ok, then I will make her pay for herself to move to me, is that reverse creepy?

>>34881264
every now and then you get a message that's actually just seeping with autism on this board and it's magical

>>34881264
>is that reverse creepy?
no just unreasonable and completely unrealistic

>>34881283
>le i am big bad normalfag le bully le robots succ my dicc robochiccs
*yawns*

>>34881285
Dunno, whining about not being able to find a bf and rejecting all people who don't live across the street regardless of whether they want ot move or not (or especially if they do) seems a bit more unreasonable to me.

>>34881333
he's still going

the madman

>>34881333
Wow you really are scary actually. Like frightening. Control your tism

>>34881397
Le tip o'the ol' hat my goon syre, pray tell what is your SCA Barony?

a true fujoshit unironically has higher standards than a 10/10 rich Stacy, good luck pal

I want a fujoshi girlfriend who likes trap doujins

Then I can be the trap from her doujins

>>34880569
>drawing gay porn.
You can't tell and then not show the class

Oh god, I fit the majority of these.
too bad i have a feminine dick

>>34878650

Haven't you ever seen that episode of Bob's Burgers where Tina and that nerd are oblivious that everyone sees them as a 2/10 but they wouldn't look twice at each other?

That's you OP

>>34882664
That isn't a deal breaker anon

>>34882664
Ironically might make you superior :^)

>>34882664
So you're just a fat neackbeard?

>>34882664
Almost all traps fit most of these. You're nothing special.

>>34881849
C A N A D A
A
N
A
D
A

oregenolio plz

>>34881849
C A L I F O R N I A

Originally me

How to get in touch with a femanon? For friendship.

>>34878650
She is literally me

>>34884958
Hi, a/s/l/weight please.

Had one minus cat allergy. Became a landwhale SJW feminist hikki though so that was the end.

What would a guy like a fujo for. We're not usually that interested in 3D guys anyway, so whats the point

>>34884958
pls asl weight too

>>34885154
>We're not usually that interested in 3D guys
No one's talking about you though, we're talking about normal women who are ugly and have weird interests and no friends. Not mentally insane ones who don't even want a bf.

>>34885195
Sorry for hurting your feelings, but 3D guys are whiny insufferable trash with next to no confidence and usually nothing to offer anyway. Its way easier to have hobbies and get off to porn than it is to deal with a 3D piggu man and relationships.

They're good as friends though

>>34885247
Why do you think a crazy person can hurt anyone's feelings? We don't really consider you people.

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>>34879868
As long as she doesn't small like a dried up old fish lel.

I'm kind of lonely and these women have been picky even to a joe average like me.

>>34878650
But anon, they schlick to perfect boyish men having sex with perfect manly men, how an you even compete?

>>34879967
Take note of the Christian imagery and go to hell Anon.

>>34885263
>waaaaaaaaaaaaaaah girls dont like me!!! i-its not MY fault though, th-they must be mentally ill or something! yeah thats it!
Ok, loser. Happy Valentines day-oh wait

>>34885407
You don't even know what you're roleplaying anymore.

>>34885407
why do females come here and taunt us? haven't you womyn done enough to damage us? you shamed us through nice guys memes, made fun of us through that pathetic m'lady meme.

>>34885512
Because it's fun loser, lighten up :)

>>34878650
what would be considered disgusting about you?

>fat thighs
I'm up for this.

>>34878650
>implying I look like this
>>34879868
Ree even other 3d fujo are cuter than me

also you won't get a fujo gf, we don't like 3d boys

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>>34878650
Are you really that dumb that you can't figure out where girls hang out on the internet? Or notice the shy girls in the grocery store with rounded shoulders and curved backs?

>>34879427
>finished high school
>learns to communicate with human beans
>gets a job
you're getting cucked soon anon

>>34878650
OP don't delude yourself, women only like tall and strong men, even the worst landwhale dreams with her own chad.

I'm a girlfag ie basically a non-weaboo fujoshi. I'd only date you if you're gay though.

>>34883144
>>34884365
Sorry I'm in Atlanta

>>34880434
>go outside because of a vitamin E deficiency
WTF does that have to do with it? Sunlight exposure makes vitamin D, not E.

>>34879868

She's fairly cute, what's the issue?

>>34887714
Oh, yeah my bad
I got mixed up