>tfw you remember that time you cried in class

>>34877855
>tfw you remember that time you almost cried at work and everyone knew it
>tfw it was 2 weeks ago

>>34877855
FUCK YOU FOR REMINDING ME FAGGOT.

>>34877855
Never happened to me.

You can damn well bet I was crying on the inside though, and when I got home.

>tried to stand up to teacher
>choking through tears
not a good memory

>>34877855
>be in first grade, like 5 years old
>some kid got injured in his eye and the whole eye was really red and filled with blood
>couldn't look him in the face
>when I did I started crying
>teacher scoops me up in her arms and asks what's wrong
>didn't want to say the truth not the hurt the boy
>just continue bawling

I think that was the only time I cried in the classroom

I'm good at stealth crying apparently. I remember crying in the middle of class twice back in high school, but I managed to avoid detection by minimizing noise and making use of my long hair.

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>tfw you cried in high school

>9th grade
>have panic attack during a science exam and am crying
>have indian substitute at the time who was a huge cunt
>im trying to hide the panic attack but obviously cant
>she waddles over
>scolds me through her thick indian accent
>"no crying in the class"
>everyone is staring at me

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>>34877855
>Everyone turns around to look at you
>You put your head down and try to cover your shame
>You hear muttered insults and pity

>>34877855
>8th grade
>walk in to art class
>pretty early in the day as far as I can remember
>just got my hair cut
>not many people in the class yet
>classmates start jokingly mock my haircut
>get really emotional for some reason
>start crying
>they go full "oh fuck he's crying" mode
>start saying they were only joking

I think that triggered my current attitude of not caring about what people think of me. Never got emotional in class ever again.

>>34877855
I once started crying because I farted in class

>towards the beginning of the year
>third grade show-and-tell
>brought in an arts-n-craft snail I had made in summer camp that year
>had no friends so I mostly played with the snail and talked to it all summer
>kinda weird but I digress
>show him to class, tell class about Summer camp
>really proud of my snail
>put him down on my desk for a second
>"OK, be good Snaily I'll be back"
>come back, he's gone
>"m-miss W, have you seen Snaily????"
>Have full on meltdown in class because I loved him

I know one of the fucking niggers stole him. I'm so sorry Snaily I loved you so much.

>>34878257
were you an aspie or something?

because i'm sorry but i laughed at this

>tfw you remember that time you shit yourself during class in 10th grade

I dropped out the next day.

>senior year of high school
>talking Calculus
>everybody gets their first test back
>class is completely silent
>get my test
>D
>pain throughout my body and holding back tears
>go home and cut myself

I don't know why Calculus was so hard a year ago. I'm acing it now.

>5th grade
>last one to complete test
>cry

>5th grade
>lose student council election
>cry

>5th grade
>don't get picked for class activity
>cry

>5th grade
>don't get partnered with kid who i am friends with
>cry

>>34878347
wew lad derivatives are not worth cutting yourself over

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>That time you called the teacher mum/ mom

>>34878336
Greentext?

originalbloxxxxxxxxx

>>34878609
I mean fuckin' A, everyone has done that

>>34878529
I don't know why they were so hard for me a year ago.

>wew lad derivatives are not worth cutting yourself over
It most certainly is when you're getting a D in a class.

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I'm crying right now.

Haha.

>3rd grade
>have another classmate with same name as me
>future stacy says to my face that he's 'better' than me
>catches on to the class
>tfw everyone calls him "better" anon

>4th grade
>asian girl known for snitching snitches on me for saying the word shit at a dodgeball game
>cry

>4th grade
>same asian girl sits across from me
>my foot accidentally hits her foot
>goes apeshit on me
>cry

>5th grade
>up next to present in front of class
>get in yo momma fight with someone before its my turn
>no one laughs at my jokes but everyone laughs at his jokes
>realize that no one laughed at my jokes because no one liked me
>i get frustrated
>my turn to present
>won't stop thinking about it
>cry while presenting

>7th grade
>working on group project in class
>filthy nigger asks to borrow my sharpie
>won't give it back
>starts to become a smartass, twisting my words making it seem like i said it was his to keep
>pretends to give it back to me and swipes it away at the last second
>repeat a good three more times
>face gets red, start to tear up a bit
>cover my face, classmate sees me and tells everyone i'm crying
>nigger calls me a whiny little faggot and keeps teasing me with the Sharpie
>class ends
>he calls my name and starts waving the sharpie at me

>>34878609
ive done that. i hope she went home and jacked off to the thought of a random boy calling her mummy.

>>34878062
>>34878025
FUCKING HELL...
you are not alone guys

>>34878651
no, like why is a class ever worth cutting yourself over? it's fucking school. you're going to succeed and struggle in certain classes, unless you're completely autistic and know nothing but school.

>>34878280
i did something along the same lines by playing and talking to a rock i found

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>>34877855
>tfw remembering the time you pissed yourself in class
>tfw remembering the other time you pissed yourself in the library
>tfw remembering the time you fucked up in the spelling bee
>tfw remembering the time you called the teacher "mommy"

>>34878336
Did you give a classmate your Capri Suns during lunch?
Was your name foreign sounding?

yep, that was in 4th grade. haven't cried ever since.

>>34878666
when i was in middle school/highschool and someone gave me shit like that i punched them in the jaw even if i am a beta fag apart from that

>>34877855
cried on class when i was around 5 years old because i was missing mom and wanted to go back home to stay with her. couldn't help it but to let the tears flow. mom hated me my whole life and now i want her dead. why are people unfit for being parents allowed to breed? man if only there wasn't such a flaw in nature i guess that life could be good.

>>34877855
>be mildly autistic with severe anxiety disorder
>second grade
>have to bring a small stuffed bear to class with me as sort of a stress relief
>nobody really cares
>in cafeteria that doubled as gym for lunch
>throwing bear up and catching it
>it gets stuck in some kind of climbing net high up
>entire school is in lunchroom
>teacher grabs a long stick and goes to get it down
>everyone is watching it and me
>start having a literal panic attack
>they're cheering as they prod the bear with a stick
>bear falls and somehow still is holding by its arm
>entire cafeteria screams in anticipation
>I feel as if I died inside and start completely bawling, have to be led away

Good times.

>>34878692
It really isn't that big a deal. I stopped because it was a hassle.
>now I always have to wear long shirts and watch how I move my arms
>no more gym
>no more swimming
This shit sucks. You know how awkward it is getting vaccines now?

> unless you're completely autistic and know nothing but school
Where do you think you are?

>anon, can you read the next part of the book for the class
>start choking
>everybody's staring at me
>too nervous to say "no, thank you"
>sit there looking like a wreck
>have to go to the office
FUCK YOU TEACH REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>34877855
>tfw i did finally lose it 1 day and cried in math class in 9th grade because I was being picked on again
>kept trying to bury my face into my desk so not to be noticed
>teacher kept telling me to pick my head up since we weren't allowed to sleep in her class

i don't know if she was trying to teach me a lesson, make me more of a pariah, or just being a bitch

>>34877855
I don't think I ever cried in class other then a gym glass when I got hurt.

Other than that, I cried in the principals office when they suspended me for disappearing in the afternoon. The day was a blank. They kept calling me a liar. Ran out of the school crying and went home.

I became a new man in college stop making me remember /r9k/

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>>34878885
That's why I cut along the base of my leg desu.

>>34878280
Probably. Later that year a teacher asked my mom if I'd been tested for something and my mom screamed at her.

Looking back, and at my current life now, a diagnosis probably would have helped.

>>34878918
You are autistic, yes, but a teacher who can't tell a kid's personality is autistic as well.

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>>34878666
>4th grade
>get kicked out of choir class for goofing around with another kid in the middle of a song
>points me out in a room of 40 other kids and angrily tells me to leave
>standing there stunned for a good 15 seconds before leaving the room while being stared at by everyone
>cry when I get back to normal classroom

>5th grade
>in the final 2 in a spelling bee
>all the words are looping at this point and the girl I'm facing and I have them recognized
>teacher nails me for not saying "space" in between 2 different words to just end it
>closest I ever came to winning anything so cry when I get back to seat

i wish i wasn't such a little queef

One time we were comparing liquids in like 2nd grade and I threw a tantrum because the bitch wanted to order them by colors and I was saying this is a stupid waste of time and my idea to compare them by density was much more engaging and useful. The girl started crying because I called her idea stupid and I got in trouble but looking back what a dumb ass waste of time it's much more useful to know which is more dense: water, vinegar, apple juice, or the different oils.

>>34879113
You were right, if anything sounds autistic - it's sorting shit by the color

>>34878365
>5th grade
>lose student council election
>cry

kek

actually it was in the hall.

fuck that teacher

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>weirdly attatched to the classroom fish in elementary school
>come in one day and my favorite fish isn't there
>teacher has to try and let me down gently that it died
>started sobbing in class
>I ask her where its grave is
>she doesn't answer and I realise she or the janitor flushed him down the toilet
>he didn't even get a heroes burial
>retarded hiccuping and crying for hours

>>34878365
>tfw every you won every student council election you ran for in elementary and hs
now i am nothing. don't peak in high school kiddos. there's a world beyond schooling

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>>34877949
>No one can tell the difference between me feeling sick or being sad
>Know this because theres been multiple times they thought i had a cold etc when really i was just bummed out
>Have a bad week
>Come into work 30 mins late, extremely ashamed i was late
>Panic thoughts of getting screamed at, fired and so on, drive me into a rush of calling myself useless etc
>Work mother answers door for me and instantly knows something is up
>A simple 'whats wrong anon? You look flustered' manages to break my emotionless wall
>Tell her, while almost choking up
>takes me to an aisle away from anyones vision
>Just fucking hugs me so tight and lovingly that my brain gets confused by this affection from someone not family
>Cry
Weirdly mine was 2 weeks ago too. Never hide shit from a mother when they're concerned for you or love you, even if not your own. they KNOW somethings fucky.

>forgot to bring in my project in 5th grade
>start crying in front of the class

>>34878609
>In Kindergarten
>I used to call the 1st grade teacher (who was also my older broher's teacher) my girlfriend
>She played along
>Sometimes, I went to my brother's classroom to be with her.

I think it was the closest I have ever been to an actual romantic relationship.

>>34878918
The fuck? What sort of teacher sends a kid to the principle for crying in class?

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>>34877855
>Cried in class
>Wore a hoodie over my head and wept silently, but it looked like I was sleeping
>Wiped eyes on sleeve and pretend that I just woke up

I'm was too intelligent to reveal my inner feelings.

>>34878918
>Teacher probably took it as insubordination because they enjoy power tripping
>Likely got off on your suffering

>>34879259

>Work mother

What in tarnation inflation is a work mother?

>>34877855
>that time

all the times

>>34877855
>tfw you remember shitting your pants in high school
>tfw too scared to get up at first
>tfw people got visibly upset at the smell
>one nigger lost his mind and yelled out "YO WHAT THE FUCK" and flipped his desk over
>tfw teacher told him to go out stand in the hall and I got up and went to the bathroom

>>34878609
In 11th grade I called my AP bio teacher "dad"

>>34879794
it's lady companies hire to act as the worker's mommy

>>34880507

Is this a real thing? I can't believe that is a real thing. What country do you live in where stuff like this exists?

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>tfw you start trying to masturbate in class by rubbing your dick through your pants and for some reason think that no one will know what you're doing

>>34879050
this is what i did also

>third grade
>4 urinals in a row, no dividers
>bathroom break
>fat kid still pulls his pants and underwear down to his ankles
>everyone starts giggling
>"w-what's so funny guys?"
>finally realized he was the only one in the bathroom with 15 third graders that was half naked
>runs out of bathroom and tells on us

>first grade
>for some reason the teacher wanted to film us giving presentations and so we could review it together (pretty ambitious for first grade)
>watching the playback of my groups presentation
>for some reason up until now I had a habit of squeezing my penis through my pants every five seconds because in my mind I was convinced it was itchy
>one astute kid raises his hand and the teachers allows him to speak
>"anon keeps squeezing his penis"
>"anon don't say that word."
>get embarrassed and face turned red so I put my head in my arms

>>34878007
A friend got his finger cut off by someone else's scissors which prompted me to cry when the blood started pouring out top jej everyone thought I was the one who cut his finger off.

I also remember crying in 6th grade because I dropped my pencil and then I asked someone to pick it up then everyone laughed for reasons i can't remember.

Those were the only times I cried

I was in like 3rd/4th or 5th grade...don't remember which. We were learning about basic division in math.

I started crying---BAWLING---because I didn't get what the remainder was for. I stopped crying when my teacher explained, "You don't have to worry about what the remainder is for anon, it's just a part of the solution".

DUMB BITCH SHOULD HAVE TOLD ME HOW TO CALCULATE DECIMALS WITH IT., I hate it when people don't explain shit to this day. You can't just teach kids about remainders and not say what they're for. "It's just an number anon lol write it there" DUMB BITCH

>>34878257
I used to be like that too. I gave names, personalities, and emotions to inanimate objects. I was super sheltered and weird, so I had no friends. I had to make them up, basically. I remember when I lost my favorite rock, I cried for an entire day. I felt like he was all alone, and I abandoned him.
And now I'm tearing up...over a rock.

>>34877855
>tfw you remember when you could cry
Does growing up make it harder to cry? I'm always sad and have many reasons to cry, but I just don't or well can't.

>9th grade
>counsellor would come pull me out of class embarrassingly
>cried everytime and flipped her off
>go to her office once
>she says "So you don't even want to try to have friends?"
>answer "no. I hate people"
>she says "You're stupid"
>get mad and flip the desk
>get sent to the mental hospital in an ambulance as the whole school watched from the windows
>crying the whole time

>6th grade
>time to present
>have my project done
>name is called up
>put my head down and immediately start crying
>teacher gives me a few chances
>then she just gives up and presents it for me

>4th grade
>bitch teacher that would rip my papers up
>would always get really mad and start crying
>people joke called me "goku"

Off the top of my head.
I've probably cried over 50 times in school publicly

>tfw I cried on the bus again today
I think it's only a matter of time before I get mugged. I can't imagine just how weak I look to others.

>>34881185
TOP Kek

I remember now,
>that kid who got pulled out of class by the counsellor because he was literally nigger tier

Fucking middle school is the low point of humanity

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>high school
>be in history class
>female teacher who I thought was kinda hot and never wore bras was talking
>drop my book
>a fart escapes my body
>and it ain't silent
>entire class is staring at me and bursts out in laughter
>teacher makes a joke at my expense
>try to blame it on the gay kid next to me but my red face betrays me

>>34881265
Dude thats so fucking shit, but come on how is that not funny.

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>>34880651
>when you actually cum and you are convinced no one can smell/see the jizz

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>5th grade
>sitting next to that weirdo kid
>i let out a giant fart
>i turn to him and give him the most disgusted look and say "Ben what the heck!!!???"
>everyone in class starts laughing and moving away from him
>the smell is bad
>you can see the weirdo kids eyes are started to water up
>his lips are wimpering
>he starts crying
>doesn't stop for hours
>MFW

>>34881330
>>34880651
Dont worry we can tell

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>>34881293
In elementary school this Chad kid always blamed me whenever someone farted (and it almost never was me) so it gave me fart PTSD, man.

He made the whole class believe the meat I put on my bread made me fart and they called me ''fart sausage'' for years.

>>34881435
Holy shit man, sounds like hell.

>>34881435
In hindsight I think a lot of these manipulative little niggers learned these tricks because their shitty parents or older siblings bullied them with the same tactics.

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>>34881456
a-at least I had my video games

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>>34877855
>First grade.
>Valentines day.
>I had a huge crush on this girl and I wanted to do something special for her.
>My mom bought me some spongebob Valentines to give out and I made one for everyone in the class but for hers I put an extra sticker on it.
>That night I snuck out of bed and found her valentine in the zip lock bag I put them all in.
>Rip it up and make the most mushy, lovey, card ever.
>Wrote I love you in big block letters.
>The day comes and we have a little party people are playing games and eating candy.
>Teacher says it's time to pass out our Valentines.
>All of a sudden I get really fucking scared.
>I can't give it to her becuase then what if she thinks I'm a creep and I can't not pass them out becuase then I'd get in trouble.
>Fight or flight kicks in and I grab the bag they're in and stuff them behind the classroom couch.
>Months go by and it's the second to last day of school.
>Everyone's cleaning out their desks and picking up the classroom for next year.
>Teacher picks up the couch and moves it to clean underneath.
>Finds bag.
>Comes up to me and puts it on my desk.
>"Anon while we were cleaning up I found this bag of valentine's why did you put them under the couch"
>Start bawling my eyes out.
>Try to tell here that I was just nervous but I used to hyperventilate when I cried so all that came out was nonsense.
>She asks me to pass them out and apologize to everyone.
>Start melting down, can't talk, legs feel numb, snot porting down my face.
>Everyones staring at me and that makes it even worse.
>Tells me to go to the bathroom and wash my face off.
>School calls my mom and has her come pick me up.
>Mom and teacher have short conversation about my melt down and my emotional maturity.
And that's how I got held back in the first grade! Thank God I never saw her again.

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>7th grade
>mildly autistic
>some Stacy who was one of the most popular girls in my class was assigned to sit next to me
>get boner because she was fucking hot, it's visible through my gym shorts because god played me a cruel joke on me by giving me a big dick but not enough social skills to use it
>Stacy notices, bursts out laughing and tells everyone after class
>from then on she would literally tease me in class everyday by putting my hands on her thighs, showing me her cleavage, and licking her pencil
>she always did this until I got a boner then laughed at me
>it was so humiliating that would start crying every time she did it, but I wouldn't tell the teacher because it was weird as fuck
>it was traumatic at the time but now humiliation and teasing is my biggest fetish

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>>34877855
What kind of teacher makes their student call their parents in front of the entire class for not bringing in the homework.

I broke down completely, so severely that the teacher never did that again.

>>34880606
When a workplace is tight, or there are just matriarchal figures there it tends to happen.

My work mom quit. She was awesome (and swuper hawt) ;_;

>>34881536
A single incident got you held back? Fuck women.

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>>34881335
KEK

oreganomonstroli

>tfw that one time your best friend chad tried to hook you up with your high school crush and you acted like a complete spastic autist in front of her.

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>tfw you remember a time where I didn't want to play dodgeball/hockey
>tfw sat out and my bitch teacher yelled at me for not obeying her
>told her I don't care about her and made her scream at me in front of the whole class
>had my name written on the board with two ticks to signify detention
>called parents, mummy had just come back from work and was exhausted
>she looked disappointed that the teacher had called her again

"Teachers" should realize that they are nothing more than free babysitters. Fuck that whore.

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>kindergarten
>show and tell for 26 days straight
>had to bring in something for every letter of the alphabet
>day 1 is A, day 2 is B, etc
>get to O day
>bring in stuffed orangutan toy
>my turn to present
>can't remember the word orangutan
>panic
>call it a monkey
>"but anon, M was two days ago"
>cry

>>34877855
That happened to me like 5 time's in 18 year's, I left and I never came back the last time, I cried in front of everyone in class, I really really tried to hold it back, but life was absolute hell and I just wanted to end my life, It wasn't the embarrassment, I just wanted escape the daily torment of my teacher's, the students treated me like their little brother, they had sympathy for me and I get emotional when I remember how nice they were to me but It was extremely hard for me to break my wall's after being bullied and shit on by everyone before.

>>34881834
>free
They make atleast $40,000, have great benefits, access to better retirement plans and fringe benefits, and only work 9 months a year not including the national holidays and personal vacation time. Don't let the unions fool you, teachers are nothing but extremely expensive babysitters.

>>34881536
>First grade
>Emotional maturity

Jesus Christ, what a stupid woman.

>>34877855
Holy shit I actually did that one time. No one said anything. I was very loud

>5th grade
>invite entire class to birthday party at Chuck-E-Cheese
>make personalized invites for every classmate
>big day comes along
>dress nice and go to Chuckie's
>parents reserved the place
>tables are all set up and free tokens for everybody
>wait 5 minutes and nobody comes
>wait another hour nobody comes
>another 3 hours go by and the place needs to close
>they call my parents and I go home
>cry the entire ride home

>>34882454
Fuck them! You should've partied by yourself!

>>34882513
To be fair the guys there did let me use all the tokens on my own

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i've never cried in class but i've gotten so damn close.

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>be me
>fifth grade
>we're at our class lockers
>I'm getting up with my books
>BAM
>Dumb Stacy above me left her locker door open
>Let out a few cuss words
>Start crying
>Get yelled at it for swearing
>"B-But Stacy didn't close her locker a-and I hit m-my head because of her!"
>"Anon! I don't care, go wash yourself up in the restroom"
>feels bad man in the restroom

>>34879522
I did that except it was to hide myself while i wiped snot from my runny nose.

honestly the only time i really fucked up in school was in 5th grade when i farted and tried to pretend it wasnt me

>>34878640
>wake up one school day
>eat a shitload of leftover beans and chicken tacos for breakfast
>tasted a bit strange, had to eat it quickly regardless though
>be in history class that day
>stomach starts making loud grumbling and whining noises, having extremely bad cramps, sweating really bad
>ask teacher to go to the toilet
>he says no
>sitting there trying to think happy thoughts and meme "mind over matter" in my head until class was over
>feel large, stabbing pain in my abdomen
>before I knew it, I had shit my pants
>a pestilent stench rises around my seat
>diarrhea spills out of my asshole
>feel warm, wet liquid fill my underwear
>it starts dripping down my legs, getting into my socks
>this gets to the point where my ill-fitted shorts slip down my legs and nearly come off
>my underwear is so overwhelmed with the weight of the diarrhea that it drops into my chair
>alright I don't give a shit if I get in trouble for using the toilet anymore at this point
>stand up to try and bolt for the door
>shorts slip off behind me, take off my underwear because fuck it
>a HUGE, deafening fart and shit come rocketing directly of out my butthole
>loose feces coat the floor around me and my desk at this point
>stench is so horrid that one guy goes and vomits in a nearby garbage can
>people salvage their belongings and retreat to the corner of the classroom furthest from me with their shirts over their noses

>>34883575
jesus

ofrrrrr

>>34883575
continued
>let out another huge fart
>more shit spills out
>chunks of shit spatter the desks behind me
>girl's backpack and binder get absolutely covered
>chunks of beans and chicken float around in the massive puddle of brown diarrhea
>feel a potent hot flash, my shirt is soaked with sweat so I take it off as well, bare naked at this point
>try running over to the door again
>trip on the floor as more diarrhea spills out of my rectum
>literally my entire bottom half of my body is brown from feces
>I leave a muddy trail as I stumble all the way to the door, still shitting myself
>by this time, the teacher has called the nurse to come get me
>try opening the door, but I don't have any strength left
>practically collapse onto the floor into my own shit
>feel a rumbling in my stomach
>BRRAAAAP
>diarrhea comes rocketing out of my body blindly, covering the walls, door, and all
>explosive diarrhea comes out of my ass like fireworks, all over the desks and floor
>green chunks explode out of my abdomen, then yellow, then brown, then green again and so on
>nobody could evacuate the class because of the shit all over the place, particularly near the doorways
>I hear everyone laughing at me and I start crying
>even the teacher is laughing at me
>the nurse arrives to help and helps me off the floor
>as she helps me up, more diarrhea comes out and gets on her, watery and multicolored
>other classes nearby hear the racket and come out to make fun of me, to the protest of their teachers
>mom was busy so I had to walk home wearing clothes from the lost-and-found

>>34877949
i was 10 and i cried because my mother had cancer, give me a break

i never actually cried in school even at the times i really felt like it

in year 8 i was bullied a lot and id sometimes cry when i got home but never actually in class. i remember once my head of house pulled me aside during a lesson once to discuss the bullying situation, i was on the verge of tears the whole time and she could see it. still never cried though

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I didn't cry in class... recess yes because a stacy and a lashawnda pushed me back and forth while tyrone laughed

I also cried during a concert because i couldn't find my violin and couldn't play so my da took me home and mommy told me how she couldn't play in her concerts because she was pregnant with me.

Fat lotta THAT did. I never wanted to play violin again.

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>12th grade
>sitting in math class listening to music normal shit
>start thinking about how i should just kill myself
>put the music volume up to drown the thoughts
>isn't working open the floodgates
>someone taps me
>look up holding back tears
>anon turn down your music
>everyone staring at me
>o-o-o-ok
>turn down the volume lie on the desk and start crying again

>>34883575
>teacher said no
I know this feel.
Lel i know you have to go but ah ah ahhh im talking with Chad about the MAP test
Try raising your hand Anon! Lol
>raise hand
>teacher is blantantly ignoring me
>pee pants
>only tears are from the pain of holding it in
F first grade. Stupid flounder. I bet its her fault it hurts to pee these days

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>12th grade math
>some kind of advanced class or some shit, thanks mom, for always making sure my grades were at least twenty points lower than the literal retards in the normal classes
>some test is taken one day, and the teacher says that anyone who makes "The Stupid Mistake" gets their name written on the "Wall of Shame"
>wat
>what stupid mistake
>probably something she talked about in class that I didn't listen to
>on the day we get the test back, on the board is written in big giant ass letters "Wall of Shame", with littler letters underneath for all her different class periods of this class, 1st, 3rd, 6th, and 7th
>I'm in 7th period
>there's one name written on the board
>it's mine
>teacher also calls me out in front of the entire class while going over the answers
>everyone looks at me
(The mistake was having 2 raised to the x power over 2 and cancelling the twos so you were just left with 1 to the x power which is just one and I wrote out those steps and circled 1 as my answer)
>well, if they didn't know I am retarded, they sure do now
>ask if I can go to the bathroom
>everyone laughs
>don't even go to the bathroom, just walk out of the building and walk home
>sit in the library all day for the rest of the week
>when I come back people actually thought I killed myself

I fucking hate school, fuck school and fuck college too. I hate it here so I'm dropping out, fuck this stupid shit.

>>34884060
How did your mum make your grades so low?
And have you considered alternative learning? Homeschool, online, etc.

>that time you got caught wanking butt naked in the toilets
>that time you were sat next to a popular qt3.14 and shat all over the seat and on her

I only have two but they're pretty big. Literally had to move school after the shitting incident.

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>get hit in the eye by a tennis ball, eye starts involuntarily watering up
>look everyone anon's crying

>>34881435
I had this piece of shit Stacy do a similar thing to me in third grade.
At our 4-way shared desk in homeroom, probably once a day, she would hold her nose and waft the air and pretend I farted and I got mocked constantly for it.
I hope she's miserable, whatever she's doing.

I'm in class rn and I'm too fucking close to crying.

>>34884924
>>34884060
underages please leave
this is a 18+ website

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>>34877855
So many legit dumb betas in this thread. My harassment began early and I overcame all of them. By the time I suffered grievously I would not react autistically.

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>>34879214
>not suspecting she swallowed your favorite fish like a drunk college girl and he was boiling away in her tummy as she spoke with you

>>34878529
I don't know man, when ever I tell people that I can't do calculus they say how easy they thought it was and am surprised by me saying it.
Some people even made fun of me.
I wish I was dead.

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>>34881185
>counsellor would come pull me out of class embarrassingly
>cried everytime and flipped her off

Five minutes of kek with that mental image.

How did the kids react to your meltdowns?

Never cried but I did piss and shit myself on two separate occasions when I was in kindergarten. My dad eventually went to my school and started raising hell. He told the principal he was gonna kick his ass if it ever happened again kek. My dad's a fucking giant so I guess they believed him and I was always allowed to go the restrooms when I needed.

>>34885229
I don't know how are classes in university called. My English is not great

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>>34877855
>tfw actually cried in uni at 24yo

beat that robots! too pussy to kms

I never cried but I did sperg out one time and threw a chair at then punched the dude in the head one time before being told to get out by teacher

I didn't get in trouble cos teacher was a substitute lol

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>that kid who threw up all over the table and ruined like 4 other kid's textbooks with their bright green puke
That kid was me

>5th grade
>music teacher asks people about their favorite music
>i say noise
>play my favorite noise track via phone
>teacher says it's not music
>everyone laughs at you
>cry
wish i was ironically memeing right now

>>34877855
the girl sitting next to me in that class was usually nice to me unlike other people

about ten years later she ended up being a prostitute

feels bad man

>>34877855
My grandfather died day before, so yeah, had to be excused from school because I've lost one of very few friends I ever had.

the only time i remember crying in class was 6th grade when a teacher "accidently" kicked my foot and i fell and smashed my knee on a door frame. Worst pain iv felt since then.

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>>34877855
>tfw you haven't cried since childhood

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>>34887961
I used to be this strong too but now I cry every single day. For about three weeks.

>>34886480
Can any of you imagine how our lives would've changed if we'd had phones in elementary?
Man, you are so lucky you skirted the 90's.

Also
>never going to be gay because i cry when i poop and i cry when i yawn.

In all of my highschool years I only ever came close to crying once. My eyes started watering and I almost started crying. The group who constantly gave me shit noticed and said "are you really crying?". I think they actually felt kind of guilty for once, but that didn't last long.

I've forgiven all of them. I realise they've probably changed and most people are cunts at that age, although they did basically ruin my life. I've been on the other end of it though because I'm a weak fuck, I bullied someone who was below me in the social hierarchy to feel better about myself, so I really deserve what I get.

The whole experience has made me hate most of humanity. In work, when you grow up you start to think people change but really they just become smarter about it. The people who would have been bullies in highschool go about it differently, using their power over you to make your life harder, insulting people behind their back etc.

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>tfw cry almost daily in the library

Who /crybaby/ here?

>>34888286
I've got no place to cry, parents are always at home and it's too cold outside. At the uni I found a safe place under the ladder but I don't want to scare people.

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>>34877855
REEEEEEEE

>6th grade
>just transferred to a new school which is public
>coming from private
>never knew what state testing was
>was told if you fail, you can get held back
>didnt pass the math
>break down crying in class because I didnt want to be held back a year
>people looking at me like im batshit crazy
>some dude brings it up to me the next year of school
>"werent you the one crying over the test???"

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>first grade
>Everyone gets this goodie bag on their birthday
>Mine rolled around (Feb 18th)
>Class ended and I didn't get mine
>Cried like a baby because everyone forgot my birthday

>had a cold and eyes were itchy so i sniffed while rubbing my eyes
>LOL HE'S CRYING AHAHAHAH

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>>34877855
>that one kid who used to cry every time he got a bad grade
What a cuck
>that kid who was a dick head and broke down crying when his house burnt down and his family lost everything and I felt smug about it
hahaha

>>34878666
I know that feel.
>I was the only Brandon at the beginning of kindergarten
>By 2nd grade there were two other Brandon's in my class
>Everyone calls them by first name but they call you by your last name.
>They don't even know it's insulting to you
>New kids think your last name is your first name.
>Go through school with only three people (girls, I was sure only one of them liked me though) calling me by first name and they only did so occasionally.

>>34888286
My favorite hobby is getting drunk and crying to American Civil War history.

Jackson and George Henry Thomas are the perfect cry porn.

>>34884505
How did you manage to do the shitting part??

>>34888466
>that one kid who used to cry every time he got a bad grade

Kek, I love just laughing at them.

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> Third grade
> my best friend is in love with a girl in our class
> decide to prank him
> (was also genuinely curious to how girls react to stuff like this)
> i found a silly poem in a book, wrote it down on a piece of paper and signed it with his name
> Hide the poem in her bag during break
> Somehow she found out i wrote it and made fun of me for a week

She was my friend too and they knew it was a joke so it turned out okay but this might be my cringiest moment in school, god i felt retarded

>tfw cried in front of everyone because I couldn't understand math

I did once.
Aint ashamed of it. One of my friends had committed suicide the day before and i saw a picture of him.
Went home after that

I cried in high school because my mom texted me that the cat died and a girl with huge tits was hugging me a lot and trying to comfort me for like almost an hour

that was like the weirdest boner I ever had

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>>34880651
>tfw you managed to do that on 3 seperate occasions and never got caught

>tfw I was the kid that was always getting in trouble for things other kids did

>>34880651
Chikatilo did it too

>that female teacher that let the girls get away with shit and was bias towards them
Oh wait that was every single one of them. God females teachers are awful.

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>that teacher that announced her boyfriend left her
>tfw the class goes silent and you let out a hearty chuckle

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>>34880651
>tfw you got caught doing this by your oneitis
I had just discovered masturbation and tought classes would be more fun if I did it

>>34890268
Why would a teacher announce that? That's just too much.

>best friend died in 2014
>went to school and wept without ceasing for two entire weeks
>just kept attending classes
>every time one of my former classmates sees me they remember how shameful my display of emotion was and they pull a face

>>34890322
No idea. It was the first day in the class as well

She was probably a psycho

>>34880994
THIS SHIT IS EVEN WORSE WHEN ITS YOUR AP PRE-CALC TEACHER. I'D ASK HER A QUESTION AND THIS DUMB BITCH WOULD JUST SAY "I don't know just do it like it says in the notes". Fuck that teacher and fuck the school giving her to me, she was ass

>>34877855

The only time I cried in class I threw a desk at someone

>>34890601
Tough. Was this someone hurt?

>>34877855
you didn't have to remind me man :''''(

>>34880651
Yeah, a kid in my class did that in 8th grade...
We knew.

I once vomited in class. Then again after a few months.

>not school but 6 days ago
>watching Kollektiv Turmstrasse - Tristesse high
>mfw i cried like hell

>6th grade
> i got caught for cheating in biology and got a '1' or you would say 'F' and cried like a 'lil bitch but classmates didn't say a thing luckily

>4th grade
>we always did fag things in the classroom bed in breaks for years
>we dry hubbed each others dicks over clothing and touched each others dicks too
>this went on a daily basis till a really good class holiday
>nearly everyone fuckin cried cause the teachers told us this gayness thing will have consequences like sacking and stuff

>3rd grade
>classmates were playin some kind of ball game in the classroom
> i poitioned myself so good that one player literally threw me to the wall
>guess what i cried and shouted him he was a jehovian piece of jizz
>after this one girl asked me what the problem is and i kicked her in the pussey :'( i still regret this last part

>1st grade
>a sperg classmate hit my thigh and i cried like a baby

>sixth grade
>introverted, two hood rats start to bully me
>I don't give a fuck they're mongrels, just make fun of them back and harass them with my friends back
>get cornered sans friends at recess, start calling me standard 6th grade names. Ugly, fatass, no friends, no one loves you, the standard.
>Girl I have a crush on overhears and joins them
>she just starts laughing
>saying "sorry, it's just too funny!"

That girl turned me into a robot.

>>34877855
>Be in year 3 (first grade for you burgers)
>Hear about Iraq War
>Break out into tears in the middle of random class
>Full on wailing
>Teacher asks me what's wrong
>Say that I don't want to die because of the war
I can't help but wonder how many laughs that got in the staff room

>>34877855
Did I cry in class? I do remember being a hopeless crybaby in school in general, especially at age 13 and under.

Ay
Was in third grade and couldn't figure out how to write a capital A in cursive

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>tfw cried in college
>twice
>in the same class

Please end me

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>cried in church youth group
>cried in sunday school class
>cried in job interview

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>>34878025
>tfw cried in freshman year of high school
>didn't have any friends for 2 years

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>>34877855
I cry home alone, like any respectable man.

>>34877855
When I was a kid I was really anxious, but instead of crying about it I would uncontrollably projectile vomit onto my desk and clothes and floor at school.

I was an adult the first time I actually cried at school though; I was back in school after years away and I was thinking of people I used to know and people who did bad things to me and the dam just broke. A male professor saw me and looked away sheepishly, I think I had privacy other than that.

>social studies, 8th grade
>have to write a history poem and recite it in front of the class
>it was a group project, but I did it by myself, and so I had to recite it by myself
>ask the teacher to not make me
>she does, of course
>go up
>shaking, voice trembling, I quickly yell my poem and rush back to my seat (fortunately I sat at a table by myself)
>pull my hood up, start breathing really heavily not to cry
>awkward applause, silence, and compliments

Thanks, Teach

>>34877855

>cried because some faggot made fun of me and my buddies while playing yugioh in class
>in fucking freshman year of high school

Thanks for making me remember this asshole

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>>34877855
>tfw you remember that time a nigglet pushed you out of your chair and you clawed his face open in a fit of autistic rage
>tfw you remember looking at the bloodstain everyday because apparantly the janitor was a lazy cunt that never mopped.

People left me alone more after that.

>it's another 'anon lost his underwear in the changing rooms' dream

Never happened to me before, but I always dream about it for some reason. I always come out of gym class and forget to put my underwear on, without realising, then people start laughing at me while I'm walking to my next class.

What a coincidence, I almost started crying a few minutes ago

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>>34877855
>tfw you remember that time you shat yourself in class when you were 6

>4th grade
>only got a's and b's in school
>assembly where all the students on the honor roll (kids who got only a's and b's) are announced
>sit in anticipation for my name to be called
>last name is toward the end since it's in alphabetical order
>almost the end of the assembly, waiting eagerly for my name to be called
>assembly ends
>cry my fucking eyes out that I got a C. Start thinking that I'm retarded
>get called into the office and they told me that they forgot to call my name out

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>>34894185
>Kept yourself from crying
GET OOOOOUT!!!!!!

>>34894232
Are you a girl? Literally only a girl would get this upset over grades. Fuck off.

>>34894454
Fuck u drop out

>>34893754
Explain please

Original comment

>1st Grade
>Sitting on the floor with classmates
>My friend is sitting next to me
>He's annoying me
>Get pissed and slap him
>Immediately regret it and look around to see if anyone noticed
>EVERYONE noticed, including teacher
>Teacher is surprised since I'm not the type who gets violent, but yells at me anyway and tells me to apologize.
>Start choking out a "sorry"
>Can't finish because I start crying
>Everyone watches me for like 15 seconds before the teacher gets back on track with the lesson
>Everyone still shoots glances back at me until I stop sobbing

Fuck me.

>>34877855
>Go to school with brother
>In English class
>Teacher asks brother to read to the class
>He politely declines
>She asks him about 3 more times and he keeps refusing
>At this point he is extremely red and on the verge of crying
>Offer to read in place of him
>Teacher agrees
>Me and brother exchange 'thank you' and 'i got you bro' looks
>Spill spaghetti when reading
>Wasn't worth it

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>>34877855
I was an emotionally unstable child due to abuse and neglect. So I cried often in class for almost any reason even though it was actually because I was under so much stress.

>tfw the other kids called me crybaby
>tfw my parents scolded me for crying in school

>>34878871

Jesus what a faggot a fucking teddy bear? No wonder youre gay

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>>34877855
lmao that happened so may fucking times to me thanks mate im so happy you reminded me

>>34877855
>Ultra ill
>Teacher asks if I'm alright
>Start crying
>Throw up
>Whole class laugh

>>34877855
>10th grade english
>had to participate for grade
>didn't for entirety of first semester
>teacher got angry at people who didn't participate without explicitly saying names
>start crying
I think my desk partner noticed but I was wearing glasses so maybe no one else did


oh also that one time in like 5th grade when I had to give an oral presentation but didn't want to so I started crying lmao

>>34894454
I cried over a D- on a math test in 6th grade once. It was pretty much the only time I ever got lower than a B on a test before (until high school anyway). Not a female.

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>that one time you accidently went in to the girls bathroom by mistake
>all those girls screaming at you

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>tfw my high school bullies convinced a girl with down syndrome to send me flowers and candies for valentine's day
>they record it
>only 2 years ago feels like yesterday

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>remember countless embarrassing things that you've done
>no one else remembers a fraction of these dumb things happening, either because it wasn't a big deal to them or it happened so long ago
>you will always be burdened by the things you will never be able to forget

>Remembering that time I cried in 4th grade because i would have walk home in the rain.

Why the fuck must I be reminded of this?

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>>34877855
Oh god don't remind me. Also I started watching this movie a couple of months ago but i just could not finish.
FUCK YOU DISNEY THIS IS NOT A CHILDREN'S MOVIE

>be me, third grade
>we all had to write short stories
>was super into scifi, wrote mine about aliens on Mars
>didn't realize we all had to read them to the class after
>friend of mine wrote his about a talking goldfish
>made a rude remark about his story while he was reading it to us (because fish don't talk)
>he gets a tiny bit flustered
>I realize my story is just as bad as his
>realize that I had no grounds on which to be criticizing him for his work
>I go to the corner, rip up my story, spit on it, toss it in the trash can, and start crying softly to myself and hiding my tears

feels bad man