Were you your parents' favorite or least favorite child?

Mom's favorite, but dad hated me

I'm pretty sure I'm a ons baby

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>>34877514
Why doesn't the old man take a shine to you?

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They were mostly just annoyed by me and tried to sweep my blatant mental illness under the rug. Now I'm an alcoholic NEET with no friends but at least I have 3 other siblings for them to be proud of.

>>34877393
Dad's least favourite
Mom's favourite

Me as a kid:
>A* student, perfect degree
>would never shut up
>loved maths, physics, programming and philosophy, and still do
>very paranoid, constant fear of family trying to poison me
>would often skip meals and avoid washing myself because of the point above
>zero social skills until age 16 but eventually became quite cool
>shut in
>terrible sportsman
>overly sensitive
>KV
>loves mom and dad (even though he loathes me)

brother as a kid :
>C grade student
>amazing athlete, competed at national level
>loud and cruel chad
>lost virginity at 15
>normie mentality
>always been very charismatic
>never had any real mental issues except """""""""anger issues""""""""""
>bullies mom, loves dad

Unfortunately for me I grew up in my dad's house.

is this the girl who eats the smores?

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>>34877393
I was skelly reviewbrah mode and bullied a shit load so became timid. My sister is popular Stacy with life on easy mode, so she was more assertive. My Dad subscribes exclusively to the nature, not nurture philosophy, so he wrote me off at some point and overtly preferred my sister, to the point of ganging up on me with her only half jokingly. There was some variant of stockholm syndrome going on there because my sister grew to resent me for quite a few years as a result of their ganging up on me. Hope that was clearly written. He's bought my sister 4 different cars, whereas I had to get a job and buy my own cars.

I was an only child who both of my parents hated. It was pretty rough at my house, and I'm glad that I'm gone.
Sometimes I wonder if I should call before it's too late though.

>>34877393
My entire family is made up of chads. I've been considered the genius of the family but nobody talks to me. My chad little brother absorbs all the attention 'cause he's had a gf.

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>>34877393
>hentai goddes
>gets offended if you use her pic to jerk off
i will never understand normies
also im only child

I seem to be the favorite being the oldest

Me
>know a second language
>worked at a major video game studio
>graduated top in my college class
>don't do drugs or drink
>I am regarded as an excellent example for my younger sibilings
>Dad always tells me I am almost a mirror of him
>only one who got a brand new car for graduation
> always called upon to tell my younger siblings life isn't just fun and games.

Why are so many dads out there complete tools?

>Macho this macho that
>i want my son to watch football and work on CARS

I've gotten shit about my dad being a wimp or a beta just because he's cool and accepts me for who i am. My childhood friend was never allowed to come over until he finished his private pitching lessons from his dad. One time i rode my bike over there when they were practicing and he wasn't feeling it that say, but his dad yelled at him saying he's not doing anything until he gets it right and he told me to come back later if his son cooperated.

What the fuck kind of life is that? He never ended up a baseball star anyway.

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mom loved me and my sister is my dad's favourite
also dad expected way too much of me and barely praised for good stuff

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I kinda got turned on by Lily Bovine. Idk why, I'm not even a furry.

I would've been the favorite but I turned out to be a faggot

>>34878035
Fuckimg hell wrong thread I meant to post in the first 2d girl that turned you on

Mom's favorite but my dad still shells out cash so doesn't matter

>>34877850
I think that was a joke

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>>34877709
>she will never eat your smores

>older sister
>i'm a legit autistic loner
>anything my sister built in the yard was cute and creative
>anything I built was "an eyesore" and mistaken for trash
>license plate had her initials in it
>they kept the initials when they got a new car
>most attention I got was either negative and/or when others were watching
>positive attention felt strained
>parents compare me to others
>never fully accepted that I'm not the son they wanted
>always treated me like I'm younger than I really am
>parents are infatuated with my sister and her life overseas
>parents whisper about me behind my back
>overstate that they love me but it sounds like they're trying to convince themselves more than anyone

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>>34878060
>>34878035
Are your siblings non furries and could your dad tell you were sexually aroused by an animated cow woman?

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>>34877850
>be repulsive beta orbiter
>get treated like repulsive beta orbiter
>"I will never understand this"

>dad happy I'm not white trash like my half sisters from his other relationships
>always made cool diy projects with me like a massive sword for backyard fights with friends
>mom was bitter and abusive that I wasnt a social butterfly like my older half brothers (brady bunch family)
>would complain about me to her friends on the phone so loud I could hear in my bedroom.

Still friends with my dad, mom drank herself to death. Take that you spiteful bitch.

>>34878177
I honestly don't know if they knew but they probably saw my child boner because I was shit at hiding it when I was a kid.

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>>34878189
nice try to bait kiddo

>tfw only child
>turned out to be a complete fucking loser
>literally cannot imagine what having a sibling in our dysfunctional household would be like

>>34877393
my little brother was my moms fav and my older brother was my dads fav

Moms second favorite and definitely the most spoiled one

my mom was mildly narcissistic so I was the golden child and my older sister was the scapegoat
>older sister was raised in a turbulent time in our parent's life
>parents want to 'raise the second one right'
>spoil and shield me from the world
>sister fucks her shit up, is shunned by mom and is constantly compared to me
>now 26 years old and still at home with parents who keep me under their thumb
>at the same time quietly shaming me for never acting independently

>>34877393
Of four, I was probably my mom's favorite, and eventually became my dad's second favorite.

All things considered, not bad.

I'm the only boy so favorite in a sort of way.

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>>34877393
>hentai goddess
>ahego face

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