Hey, does anybody want to be my friend?

N-no thanks. I'm good

>>34876946
O-okay, t-thanks anyways.

>>34876962
Yeah I honestly will but there's no way to message people anymore besides Facebook

>>34876967
Kik is a decent option.

>>34876967
Kik, snapchat, and skype I see put up here a lot too because you don't have to give anyone your name or number, but I'd rather not have dozens of robots constantly blowing up my phone at all hours of the day

>>34877115

Facebook = Normie/Jewbook
Kike = Kik(e)
Skype = (((skype)))

>>34876932
fuck off i don't have any friends and i don't plan on acquiring any

>>34876932
yea man, lets chat it up

>>34876932
Sure, where you are from?

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>>34876932
I'll talk to you op, when you post throwaway or contact

I'll be anyone's girlfriend.

>>34876932
Sure, if you have some snacks and beers.

>>34876932
I can be "your friend" what does your friend do?

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Post your Telegram.

>>34879435
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>>34878026
You guys can add me on kik if you want, zeez185. I'm alright with using other contact methods also

>>34879540
zeez185

>>34879972
You did not answer my question.
I don't think I'm what you are looking for, i'm pretending to be a human person.

You don't need that stress.

>>34880806
What? What one are you?

>>34880845
Does it originally matter?

>>34876932
I'd be your friend but I know you'd hate me. Most people do. It's my birthday today and it's going to be my loneliest one to date. I feel comfortable about that and I can't shake off the feeling that there's something wrong with how comfortable I am with how friendless I am.

I guess it is because most people are fucking annoying anyway, at least I have someone who loves me and dates me. For whatever reason.

>>34880988
Were you the guy who showed me the drawing? If so I liked talking to you man.

>>34881040
Well, the invitation to chat is there if you choose to take it.

>>34881040
Did your parents at least say happy birthday or anything along those lines?

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>>34876932
sure (had to be original)

>>34881156
No.
I showed you nothing

>>34879972
I dont have kik its so... /soc/

any skype maybe? I saw your thread like yesterday... I didn't reply but yaeh

>>34882281
Well, I'm assuming you're not the guy who added me on steam, so you're the guy who was not good at making conversation? I mean we can try again if you want. I don't care what we talk about dude; I just want to be less lonely.

>>34882324
Yeah nobody replied yesterday, actually had two people talk to me this time. I haven't used Skype in forever, but I guess I can try it.

>>34882370
is it the same as your kik/t?

>>34882457
I just set one up, email is [email protected]

>>34882473
I'm freakin out! How do people do this!

>>34883131
No fucking clue, if you want to post your username I can try adding you.

>>34883179
Seriously all I can think to say is where are you from? And then
NOTHING
I'm retarded