>mom called
>she's bringing home pizza and beer
Today's gonna be a good day.
>>34870443
Are you gonna give her that valentine's day D?
>>34870443
No girl will ever match up to mommy
>>34870691
No senpai that's gross I don't want to fuck my mother. Also my parents are still together.
Don't forget to be a good boy anon!
>>34870762
>No senpai that's gross I don't want to fuck my mother
fuck off fag
>>34870443
Give her the D
Any woman who brings pizza and beer over obviously wants to fugg
>>34870718
Amen to that.
I love my mommy.
>>34870797
I definitely have a thing for milf/gilf type women but my mom is not attractive lol
>mom called
>hear some dude in the background and rustling sheets
>dad died two years ago
>>34870718
The trick is to knock up your wife. Make her an actual mother. That's how you get a true mommy gf.
Or date a single mother... goodluck.