goodbye /r9k/. and thanks.

>>34868457
Why are you leaving? Is something wrong there?

>>34868457

You'll be back, Anon, as long as you're still alive.

good night lad, sleep well now.

hahaha see you in a week

Yeah see you after work faggot.

>>34868457
OP is a faggot

he's dead

>>34868505
It's a shame. Less fagots is bad for this world and for me in particular.

>>34868457
OP either lost his virginity or is about to commit sudoku.

>>34868457
YAY I did something

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>>34868457
Goodnight sweet prince
orihamlo

>>34868457
>>34868457
will we see you on the news?

>>34868457
You're welcome.
Have fun on the other side.

>>34869637
Time to throw another faggot on the fire.
That shit works on levels.

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>>34868457
Don't do it man.

I love you.

This was not original but I mean it.

>>34868457

ur welcum bitch

>>34868457
Op don't do it, please

I know you hate your life

However we live in the world where new tech gets invented every day.

We already have surgery to make your cock biggger,

we already have AI,

we have reversed the age of mice in a lab. we're not too far off trying this on humans

If you live then within a few years you could have your own personal VR world.

That's it, if you still want to die, it's your choice.

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>>34868457
We'll miss you, Anon. It's been... fun.
Sweet dreams :)

You are an hero to me.

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>>34870282

>tech gets invented every day.

No it doesn't. We get newer smartphones and fucking java updates but not actual new technology. That takes years and years and still usually turns out shit. Look at VR for example.

>We already have surgery to make your cock bigger,

No we don't. They either pull you dick out of your body (the part that is inside of you) to make it seem bigger but this makes you lose the ability to make your dick stand up/tense your dick by using your kegels.

The alternative to this surgery is implanting fat from somewhere else and sometimes plastics. This kills the nerves so you can't feel much and never looks natural.

>We already have AI

We have programs that can make other simple programs and learn to talk with a limited vocabulary. They are nowhere near human level and real AI (the kind that could be useful to mankind) needs to be much smarter than a human.

>we have reversed the age of mice in a lab. we're not too far off trying this on humans

They have indeed managed to do what SEEMS to be reversing age in mice but the experiment hasn't gone on long enough to be truly conclusive. Human testing won't start for another 10 years.

>If you live then within a few years you could have your own personal VR world.

Not really. The VR that exists today is basically just movies in a box that you strap on your head and can look around with. Still utter shit.

>That's it, if you still want to die, it's your choice.

Of course it's his choice. That is the one freedom we all deserve. You sound naive af.

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>>34868457
THANKS FOR THE MEMORIES EVEN IF THEY WEREN'T SO SWEET

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OP is leaving because THERE ARE TOO MANY FUCKING NORMIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>another dumb fuck attention whore thread
I hope OP killed himself.

good night, may you find peace. Godspeed to you, brother.

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it just keeps getting worse no matter what I do

>>34870690
then do nothing. just chill

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>>34870758
>stop trying and just BE happy

>>34870590
AI is used in lots of real world applications. Just because it isn't as advanced as scifi doesn't mean it is not useful. And it will only get better.

>>34870690
Seek professional help? I bet this comment won't be orig

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>>34870809
All i'm saying is that if no matter what you do, nothing will get better, then just stay in bed all day and do nothing

>>34870590
We do have surgery to make your cock bigger WITHOUT losing erection ability. Look up James Elist surgery, only got invented in late 2016

Vr is becoming more interactive (and that took just two years). Look up Oculus gloves

>>34870841

I didn't say it wasn't useful. It just isn't "real" AI as seen in sci-fi and such.

Calling today's AI, AI is like calling a human a monkey. True in a sense, but not really.

>>34868457
Stream it so I can add music to it and spread the suicide meme with /wsg/ feels threads.